Proof me wrong

Diapers, unironically

Fat

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Why doesn't this Steve model have a goatee? It's obviously a goatee and not a smile on the original

Onions didn't exist in 1998.

steve retards make a thread
while banjo posters laugh at them.

Autism, that's all you need to know.

This

Banjo
>Is fully playable in Smash alongside Kazooie
>Has a charming personality
>Absolute unit
>The dom in his relationship with Kazooie
>Has a great genuine fanbase going strong today.
>Is irreplaceable.
Then there's Steve
>Not in Smash
>Has no character
>He's basically a blocky peice of shit
>Has been freindzoned by Alex multiple times. Pathetic.
>the only people rooting for him are annoying virgin zoomers and edgy Steve posters trying to get a raise out of people.
>Hes just a soulless literal default skin you can easily replace for a more desirable skin either for free or usually very cheap prices.

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Holy fuck, why do people talk like this IN REAL LIFE

Grotesque steve is a false flag

this is cute art but I can't believe people actually find this hot, holy shit.
i also met someone who had a diaper fetish, he was an alright guy too bad about his fetish though

Based
Only zoomers soi infused "men" pretend to care about a washed up bear and his onahole bird

Is it me, or does Steve have slightly darker skin in this pic?

consecual bondage

Alrx got block’d and black’d

Bimbos, gyarus, futa, big lips, big asses, netorare, thigh high legwear, blowjob faces, blacked, ahegao, muscle girls, tanned girls, thick thighs, female dildo use

the lack of selfawareness is both disturbing and disgusting

weight gain/fat, just like

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>futa
>netorare
>blacked
How much of a faggot are you?

Banjo niggers make threads false flagging as stevefags because they’re drumpftards that let Steve live in their head rent free.

milfs/mature and maybe gentle femdom

I dunno.

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Cope

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Farting

damn you guys are actually for real about this incel shit arent you. wow. jesus. I hoped it was all memes but nah?

Milfs, to be more specific single mothers who are sassy and haven't had a parthner in a while.

nigger detected

Shortstacks and midgets
Including 3D

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I'm white though.

Femdom and corruption

this. never yikesed harder in my life.

Nice pic, mind if I save it?

>male weight gain
Dropped

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ruff ruff rufffff rufffffffffff urf rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrufffff ruf rufff rufff rrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fur rrrrrrrruf

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white nigger detected

I can't believe I laughed at this.
What have I become

Don't you have a Vampire in Egypt to die to?

i'm sorry to hear that

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giantess and feet

Maybe, I guess.

Save that c*nn my friend, it's all yours.

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demons and hell

this picture is cute

pits

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It's not very funny, though. There's nothing really funny about anime girls getting a really rich, dark, healthy tan.

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Impregnation,cute/lovey dovey ,any dom and cum inflation

Love.

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Musclegirls, sweat and armpits. All combined into one woman.

Very high IQ
You a fan of SHD?

Minecraft is for zoomer children

feet

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Dead meme
Sage

Whatever you call this.

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Cumflation and Pregnancy

Demons
Robots
Diapers

Fucking degenerates.

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based

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Genderswap

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>Refusteves falling back onto edamameposting to cope with their loss
Pathetic

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gay monsters/aliens
also vore

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Cute tummies.

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>Smash
>Smashless

this is like music to my ears holy shit

Oh got that's a beard I thought it was a smiley face

dead meme

reverse spitroast

14-year old girls

Dilate.

Biggest for me has to be socks

Xenophilia and Straight, loving sex.

based doombro in that pic

Tofu usually takes the form of mushy cubes.
Ugly Steve is a bunch of mushy cubes together.
Thus Steve is tofu, thus making him literal soi.
Bear and Bird have shapes and are animals, animals are meat which is not tofu and thus they aren't soi.

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Pure love vanilla tomboy

>>Hes just a soulless literal default skin you can easily replace for a more desirable skin either for free or usually very cheap prices.
Yep

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based
Goodbye soiboy :)

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Crossdressing

futa, lactation, beastiality, ntr

Absolutely based taste

Right back at you

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Futanari

youtube.com/watch?v=4-zUR4F7nMA

I would fucking give 10 billions to Nintendo to force them to include Steve in the roster AND use that putrid 3d model used to shitpost since months.

youtu.be/ayMb-hlPxGs

Alas, I can only dream

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The responses to this question are absolutely disgusting
You are all degenerates

Demons
Corruption
Oviposition no bugs though, unless they're spiders
Handholding

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>come to Yea Forums(nel)
>complain about degenerates
Are you dumb or just a normalfag?

Transformation. For such a fucked up fetish I still don't like others that are way more vanilla.

you forgot the wonder bread

Facesitting. Although I really just like to have my face in an ass - doesn't have to be sitting.

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These guys were obviously playing up the reaction for laughs

On the offchance you’re not some fag having a giggle

Please, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.
Fuck off for good. The best thing you could ever do for anyone is to just vanish, without a trace. Nobody likes you, at all. There’s nothing here for you.

Let me reiterate; everybody hates you. Now, that statement usually gets dropped, and it’s not accurate, due to the sheer scope of it, it’s hard for literally everyone in a give group to dislike one person. You’re an exception to this rule of thumb, because you’ve managed to win the ire of everyion on the internet who knows you by being the greasiest little weirdo of the highest caliber.
Tumblr hates you because you’re an asshole with a weird, icky fetish that’s somewhat misogynistic.
Reddit is the same way.
Yea Forums hates you because you spam your shitty fetish here that not even /d/ likes everywhere, and without provocation.
Your homeland of funnyjunk hates you because you don’t ever stop spamming shit. Even when you reached a point where your shitty fetish got banned on sight, you just spammer 11 minute long videos of various sources, all cartoons, which fucked up data storage on the site for a spell.

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General xenophilia I guess
monsters, aliens, furries, the works

Somethigawful doesn’t like you.
Twitter ridicules you endlessly.
Encyclopedia Drama barely even jokes about you, because you even creep those assholes out.
Hell, fucking Shadman hates you. That gets brought up a lot, but just this once, I want you to think about the gravity of that statement. Shadman –a man who has admitted to fetishizing and even respecting all things edgy –a man who’s drawn porn of his own mother –a man who has drawn porn of Hillary Clinton as a little girl getting assfucked by Donald Trump with a huge dick –a man who is basically just that kid who drew swatstikas in his notebook and on the walls of the bathroom, but more talented- refused to draw your shitty, disgusting fetish, because even he thinks that you liking it makes you a disgusting little weirdo, and rightfully so. Which, now that I’m thinking about it, probably made most of the artists that ever took commissions from you resent you, because now, they realize that even Shadman of all people has more self respect than them.
So, in conclusion.
Fuck.
Off.
Everyboday hates you.
I hate you.
I wouldn’t feed you my shit if you were starving.
I wouldn’t burn your corpse to warm a street urchin.
You are a blight upon each and every community you touch, and you’ve ruined wonderbread for each and every person who’s ever made a sandwich with it. The best thing you could do for everyon is to fuck off to a cave somewhere with your yottabytes of deforestation porn and jack off until you dire there like the gremlin you are.

Lolicon
demon girl
black girl
rape

>Oviposition
Hell was made for wretched creatures such as you.

only one? armpits, sweaty smelly girl armpits

collar and leash

Steve is never getting in though, he was just a joke to shitpost with. Why the fuck would Nintendo add a basic bitch character like Steve?

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Giantess
bimbo housewives

I'll do you one better.

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>Favorite fetish is WAM/mud
>all of it is either shit quality/actual shit

Futanari
Monster girl

Robot girls,plant girls and vanilla

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Short stacks and tomboys. but not at the same time. Either be shaped like a pear or lean with a little muscle tone and short hear

based amd xenopilled, the only correct answer in this thread

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>Bango
Games
>Steve
Game (one)

Fat and vore

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Why are people into fat and obesity? Is this an American thing?

its a degenerate thing

>thinks steve would be uniconically cool in smash, despite liking more banjo's inclusion
>sick and tired of these steveposters spamfucking Yea Forums
tell me i can't be the only one

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imagine the smell.

>Minecraft dungeons
>Minecraft story mode
>Minecraft educational mode

Girls getting their pussies shaved.

based derailing a shit thread. needs to be done more often until smashbabies fuck off

No you’re not
I really liked the one user who tried to push Steve an banjo as friends
Too bad it didn’t have an impact against the shitposting

Bondage

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>Story mode
Thats a game?
>The other two
Never heard of them, and i'm sure you haven't either until you googled before replying

BLACKED

Monstergirls
Especially Mermaids

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>tomboys
>barbie anatomy
>TEEEEETH
>tummies

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Minecraft was created in the sóy generation, for the sóy generation: note the 8-BIT AESTHETIC. BK was acclaimed for being a fun game that evolved a formula (Super Mario 64's), not for referencing nostalgia, which is key aspect of sóyshit.

Midriffs from slightly chubby to very light abs

Genderswap

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>y-you googled them
I find it ironic that think that as the go to when telltale made a Minecraft game literally called Minecraft story mode
The education version has been out for two years and dungeons is coming out later this year it was revealed months ago
I’m not even the OR I just wanted to call you out for your shit
Minecraft has been out for 10 years it’s not a zoomer game just because it’s popular with the kids it was unironically Yea Forums‘s game before the “backstab”
Fuck mate

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Give it up.

Most stevefags finally admitted it was all a joke after Banjo was revealed, why are you still trying?

Because the ones that are still here are actually roosterfags
OP is just a shit poster
Just wait when you see doomguy, reimu, or Rayman as the next cursed Steve meme
It was first BWD then Steve
Now it’s up to who’s the most annoying to be called out first

>look up facesitting pics
>it's all scat and farting
god fucking dammit

Futanari on Male

>tall women
>disheveled/tired appearance
>long hair
>assertive/dominant

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cute girls desperate to pee

Honestly just want more of this
youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c

I want a big dominant cat wife!

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>ha ha merely pretending

Based

The post you were replying to got deleted, what was their crime?

transformation and mindbreak also transformation-by-vore

hand holding

Smart tsundere lolis that bully me with their feet, bonus for tights/pantyhose

Amazonian /fit/ Lizardwomen with thighs that can crush my head, with a prehensile tail that can wrap around you lovingly.

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monster grills

Onions drinkers actually play minecraft, they just pretend to have played banjo cause he's in smash

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Based steveposters, singlehandedly making zoomer shitposts cringe, one thread at a time.

Braps, wedgies, traps, demon girls, belly bulge, all the way through anal/creampie, ass worship, cum explosion, gang rape, air tight, ass to mouth, tentacles, mind break, guro, anthro/furry

>All this
My nigga

Formal clothes: Shirts, skirts (longer the better), pullovers but not something like blazers

Thank you

>Most stevefags finally admitted it was all a joke
Is that why they were literally screaming and crying during Banjo’s reveal?

Female pubic hair