Smash Summit FINAL DAY

last black mirror skit:

>leffen and hbox game 10 of grand finals, GENESIS XX
>first supermajor since the switch to VR headsets due to the scarcity of gamecube controllers
>both fighters on last stock
>leffen takes a deep breath on the angel platform
>an intense, spaghetti neutral battle ensues
>fox gets the grab on puff, pummels
>upthrow, upair will seal it; it's all but over
>but instead of throwing, fox embraces puff
>kisses her
>whole crowd watches in shock as fox and puff make passionate love on dreamland
>leffen and hbox's eyes glazed over
>suddenly, leffen disconnects from his VR set
>fox SD's in game
>"The winner is...Jigglypuff!"
>hungrybox extends his hand for a fistbump
>leffen storms off without saying anything

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Does amsa even have a chance against Wizzy? Doesn't seem like amsa can ever come up with a plan to counter his playstyle.

If plup beats hbox, hbox will probably face Zain for 7th
But then again
>plup in 2019

BASEDbox finna boutta win this shit

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this image is so fukken good, never gets old

Who /readyfordisapointment/ here?

>Hbox Wizzy WF after mango loses to axe
>Hbox GF vs anyone
>wins

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I'm really curious if Plup will actually try to puff ditto him, it might be too soon

If amsa can take a set off hbox I believe he has the patience/ability to eventually figure out how to reliably fight wizzy

Pretty confident Ginger v s2j has upset potential there. Johnny has been dropping a good portion of spaghetti so far

S2J was playing absolutely horribly yesterday it just depends if he woke up playing well today

Wizzy's character is just so much more deadlier that he can play patient and still get lolknee'd out of nowhere

Who's gonna win dreph vs no knee
Kinda hope dreph takes it cuz he hasn't won anything so far but I love none as well

I don't remember their sets but I think last time Axe lost 2-3 against Mango. It sounds like a stomp if Wizzy meets Mango and even if he pulls through Plup looks like his other demon that can still find him.

Hope his coach can help with a game plan, but if Wizzy doesn't drop a step in his punish game then it looks rough. Even worse since I want him to do well.

True but yoshi actually has combos and edgegaurds on falcon. Pretty sure amsa has a better record against wizzy than hbox as well.

Did you guys see that guy who went to his first tournament yesterday and beat Hax, 2Saint, and Slox to get first?

>drephen can get 9th by going 1-5 while N0ne gets 13th by going 2-4
This format is retarded

I'm just hoping for more Mafia featuring Ludwig and Crunch

Hoping for spoiler-free because it's way more entertaining

Wizzgod is winning this tournament

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Is this Summit even worse than 7? I don't think 6 can be topped.

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Which is the one M2K won? The spring summit fucks up the numbers in my head

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may 2018, so that's summit 6, right?

That shit was hilarious.

summit 6 was m2k win
summit 7 was hbox win

this is how the tournament will end

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Yea Forumsoid's reaction at the end

in 20 years ginger will still be "that up and coming falco"

How does he keep winning?

no that's westballz

westballz has been top 10, he's been there and is now "that washed up falco"

will S2J ever get top 8 at Summit

puff

Norwalk never seems to play well at summit
But this weekend has hope for mang0 yet

Fucking HMW

s2j is pissed

Who are the big people he beat to get there? I can't remember much from his career besides his fishbunjin and camping Armada into lose

that was nuts

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falco fucks up falcon so hard
jesus

YEAR OF THE BIRD

That last ginger stock looked so hard to deal with. Johnny couldn't find his combo

senpai he was ranked top 10 for 2+ years, he beat people

>run away
>spam lasers for 90%
Love ginger just a sick falco

>LE ON THE COME UP FOR 10 YEARS MAN
can we stop allowing this waste of space in summit? literally been at every summit and has won like 3 total sets out of 20 something

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>mango loses to axe
This doesn't happen. This will not happen.

he's beaten everyone at least once except m2k and armada

NO JOHNNY

I thought melee was supposed to be hype? All that nigger was doing is running away and lasering

Wizzy fucked ginger's ass
S2J is just le eternal shitter

>why doesn't he just run in and get bodied?
>why is he using the tools available to him?

Time for the Twin Easy Sword Man Battle

Who SEXYSEXYYES here?

I want Spud and Zain to hit me with their tippers

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that's because wizzy is just that much better.
I've beat falcons way better than me because laser fucks him up. falco's counterpics are way better.

If a falcon beats a falco, they are the better player by a country mile.

Why can't niggas learn to talk louder. Or at least put the mic closer to their spit spewing mouth

he just won a tournament

Ginger is easily the gayest twink falco to ever shove a gc controller up his ass

I want to watch spud and zain touch each other's big tippers

kind of a meme one desu

I find myself always rooting for S2J or Wizzy
despise hungry box for some reason

I’ve heard Plup might go Puff vs Hbox? Is that realistic, or is it something that’ll only happen if Plup goes down 0-2?

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He was probably fucking around but I'd like to see it. Better than him getting rekt as Fox again.

>zain gets top 5 in 4 years of playing
>"He's jUsT suCH A hArD wOrKeR"

Non-zero, but I don't think it's likely

Fuck I'd rather see that then watch him emo out for three games as Fox

6 was the canon end to the Gods Era so can never be topped. 7 was terrible. 8's been alright so far, Mafia last night saved it from bottom tier.

Why are they not countering the other's upb recovery

I dont get what you are trying to say here

If it will go how it has for the past two days, we will only get one more joke skit and then the finale to bandersmash
is this summit starved in content? only 3 skits and one 10 minute long series

frame 23 bro

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>countering
inconsistent, risky

just funny to see zain fuck up people who have been playing much longer than he has and have people say it's because he's a hard worker and not because he's just really talented

Counter doesn't hit that low.

sweet spot and end lag

Techable

dicking around for years doesnt mean shit

>FOLLOWERS ONLY CANCER
>ONLY 20K VIEWERS
is melee dead?

>>FOLLOWERS ONLY CANCER
get those dicks out of your ass, kid, if you use twitch chat, you should gas yourself

>FOLLOWERS ONLY CANCER
explain to me why this is a bad thing

Why would you even want to use Twitch chat you fucking retard.
Go donate to a thot, fag.

So what ended up happening with that whole Bandersnatch cyoa thing? Did he use the bidet?

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its about freedom of speech. they should allow shitposters. it doesnt have to be me but at least someone has to counter the mainstream gaming culture

the spanish guy makes it unwatchable. I hate him and his annoying ass voice/accent so much

>complaining about "mainstream gaming culture" in the same post that you poke fun at ONLY 20K VIEWERS
Go away, you stupid fucking kid. Learn to punctuate.

Why is hugo wearing boomer glasses unironically?

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Stole them from one of the only other boomers at Summit, Vman

how many sets have they played today?

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they're awful sunglasses too it's like it's trying to be ray bans but it's failing miserably

Yes, I am sure those .5 seconds the message will stay on chat will be the end goal to freedom of speech.

lets go drephen

yeah fuck trif. last summit he tried to bully other players at the voting phase. im glad he didnt get in then but now we have to suffer and watch that douchebag on the couch

hungover

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2

if none loses to drephen he needs to retire

>cracks monster can

>he tried to bully other players
source?

>no knee
>uses knee
???

We need Chillin in 6 man mafia tonight

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nono
none stands for "no new england"

That Lovage guy just ruins the couch. So fucking annoying whenever he says OOOOH

Game one and Drephen has done the most readable plays this entire summit. Yet, N0ne acts on less than half. The absolute state of Melee...

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imagine dating that

>its about freedom of speech
Such a shit argument. You don't have to pay to follow any stream. If you really want to contribute in emote spamming nothing is preventing you from doing that.

I hate how everyone is desensitized to him. I literally can only watch the stream muted and that kinda kills it

mostly deleted tweets and his interview with vish and chillin

stfu oscar is the best one on the couch

No
What happened to him?

fuck you OOOOOH is always the best part of summit

He's accepted by the community yet it's always seemed like he tries to be someone he's not in hopes of fitting in

we need some fuego up in here

how much would you bet on drephen just being a closet waifulover for zelda

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He never has anything meaningful or funny to say. He's just the annoying OOOH guy. Where the fuck is DJ Nintendo or Phil.

Some dude named kimba fucked him in a fox ditto mm and then stole his clothes

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Commentator on couch rankings:
Ginger >>> Toph > Lovage > Hugo hasn't said anything

src/vod?

>DJ Nintendo
oh, yes, the guy who just gives fake facts to make it seem like he plays every character. fuck off

phil is kino tho

Is Drephen the worst meme pick? He honestly doesn't have good memes about him.

>west
>shroomed
>kjh

reminder kjh, shroomed and westballz lost to drephen to get him to summit

funnily enough drephen also 3-1'd none at that tournament

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he's still playing?

Bible study bro

He beat kjh westballz shroomed n0ne and more to make it in as a qualifier, wasn't a vote-in

Old man memes
All dis nigga do
Get out of here

Not just dating, user. They're engaged.

qualifier spots were a mistake

No he broke into his apartment

>unnecessary_wobbling.gif

I think it's really because Sfat had to drop out of the his spot because a wedding so blame him

man if my gf posted something like that on twitter (the thing with vish) that'd be an immediate nope

she's also just a fat slag. I feel bad for him.

Sfat dropping out led to the 3way rr that Drephen won

So he’s back as Kimba? Nice.
Are there any vods of him playing?

Drephen beat none, westballz, KJH and shroomed to qualify and has been playing longer than you've been alive

she looks fun to mating press, if i were chillin i wouldnt mind having a slampig like her around to pump full of paki seed.

recently entered a tournament with the tag "Kimba" and beat Hax in the GFs

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all the more reason they were a mistake

twitch.tv/adairlive

i'm not into fat chicks
also she's annoying
but to each his own i guess

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Fuck no he's a based boomer, doesn't know what Mafia is at all, and him constantly going Zelda was kino

Just skip to grand finals the whole situation is hilarious

who could blame him? Even though Melee Zelda isn't half the waifu Ultimate is.

Apparently he entered some other Boston local a week ago with the tag Bagheera, though there aren't any vods for that one.

literally how sad do you have to be to find this attractive?

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>i'm an ass man

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>chillin is engaged to this
Imagine the size of their children

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based chu

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Chadbox desu

some dudes living room lmao. this is what meleefags have been reduced to

YAYUUUUZ

Damn, Canada got btfo'd

>some dudes living room
we wish

imagine if she were part of the scene

litearlly no one would be on the dude's side llmao

Really? I had no idea. I knew Summit moved, but no idea where

>hey facebook! anyone want to house my rapist friend for a few days?

stream monsters are a different breed of human

BELIEVE ALL WAMYNS UNCONDITIONALLY
SMASH SISTERS ARE QUEENZ WHO NEVER LIE

I wish, its a soul less set out that looks straight outta some shitty movie

AAAHHH I FUCKING HATE THE NEW SUMMIT HOUSE

we want the living room back, this is a soulless studio

They moved to a studio. It's all sets

Chu is so socially inept. Where's the Chudat Chronicles archive?

Did macd get ousted from the scene for sexually harassing people? It wasn't long ago he was a top player, and commentator at summit.

>house

Why didn't magi make it to summit? She's better than like all the falcos there lmao

scribd.com/document/407939615/Chud-at-Chronicles

Imagine actually caring about Melee in 2019

No because he diddled a boy. Only QUEENS face long term trauma.

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gays get a pass

why would you share the sexual assault part lmao
just ask for a couch to sleep on

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It got deleted from pastebin. Pretty sure it still out there.

what is 2%, but accounts for nearly half?

big leff turning up the heat

leffen better not drop a game against this douche

No, he just stopped playing as much. I'm pretty sure he was still ranked like 50-something in 2017, but I assume he just stopped entering entirely at some point since I haven't heard jack shit about him in ages.

there was some controversy around him. leffen cut him out because he was over stepping boundaries. they used to be consistent double partners at one point. another guy also accused him of sexual assault.

cant wait to see our guy take it again

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wtf why the shit quality face cam?

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I was gonna half seriously post about Trif taking a game, decided against it. Good stuff by him

You mean little leff is losing steam.

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You mean Trif better win against this douche

(you)

>You are so bad Crunch
> YOU ARE SO BAD
Ludwig's pop offs are so fucking good.

How fucking tiny is Leff right now

I know about the incident with the guy who accused him, but afaik nothing came of it and he was still entering tournaments for a long time after that.

He keeps fluctuating in size.

Trif is an actual douchebag though

I used to hate hbox but he really grew on me. he is the only top smasher who isnt autistic

giving ludwig the liquid memes twice was kino

I felt bad for Zain yesterday with the way Trif popped off on him.

he was super fucking autistic in the big mafia m8

>Mango
>pp
>leffen
hmmmm

So its douche vs douche.

So's Leffen.

it's [current year] and people still think peach loses to marth and fox

>"you stupid fucking nigger whats wrong with you"
a little harsh man

(you)

you'll get the last (you) I swear on me mum

>Don't think about anime Trif
Smash commentators give the best advice.

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>le leffen is douche meme
fucking leave

>pp
>not autistic
lmao

observable leffen

Is he not?

You won this time, but rest assured Leffin will shrink by the end of the day.

Wow, didn't expect Trif do so well.

Lowtest =! autistic

Whatever happened to Phil? I don’t see him commentating anymore. Him and HMW were the best duo. HMW without Phil just seems so awkward.

mango is a cringy drunkard
>pp
>relevant
leffen is bad even for zoomer standards

He was so embarrassing in mafia. He got genuinely angry at mango at one point and mango was just laughing it off. Everyone else was having fun and the whole game he was taking any mafia accusations towards him super personally. He acts like a spoiled child who has to get his own way or he throws a little tantrum.

low t and autism aren't the same thing user

>le defending the player who shits on everyone else via twitter posts and always johns about why he lost meme
fucking leave

He's the biggest douche in smash history.

hownewru.jpg

not even close. it's obvious you've never met him or watched his stream even once.

if he was actually the kind of person to sexually assault someone then attempting to kick him out wouldn't have ended well for the woman

Are you still stuck in 2015?

Cope

>cringy drunktard
not really. quit projecting

every player johns. also shit talk on twitter doesn't make someone a douche. you're either 12 or trolling.

>mnfnsdfngsdngjdsnglkdsmpoöamfonmosd
wise words from Trif

Imagine the smell

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>Thinks he is right about everything
>Blames his losing on his fans
>Believes commentators make more money than him
>Talks shit about Ultimate even though Salem was right about everything.
>Complains about people on Twitter rather thank talking to them on person.
Yeah, he seems like a swell guy.

Do you just bury your head in the sand every time that douche loss his shit after every loss?

oh boy time for your regular plup meltdown vs hbox episode

??????????????????

based hugo boomer

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>>blames losing on fans
what? you're just making shit up

>>Believes commentators make more money than him
he never said that. He explained yesterday or two days ago that it's effort vs. reward. again, making shit up.

>>Talks shit about Ultimate even though Salem was right about everything.
don't even know about this. ult sucks lmao

>>Complains about people on Twitter rather thank talking to them on person.
this is your only valid point. this alone doesn't make someone a douche though.

Get a clue ya low t autist simp

wow hes such a fucking giant. just look at the fucking SIZE of this lad

Nvrmind, I took back what I said

I've had enough of this episode
switch chars plup

isn't autism caused by overly-male attributes?
either way pp is fine. only autists are m2k and zain.

Has plup EVER beaten hchad?

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yeah like a year ago

He fucking johns literally every major loss that he has
it's always "oh I didn't know the matchup" or "I didn't do well because of the venue time" or "I couldn't do well in both ultimate and melee" or "my character is lower-tier i would have won with a better one"
He can't ever admit that he simply isn't as good as he thinks he is

And then he poisoned the water hole and burned down our crops. I will never understand why Leffen triggers keyboard warriors way harder than any other Smasher.
I mean the people who actually interact with him seem to be fine with him, so he can’t be that much of an ass.

He's beaten him a lot. Plup's just had a huge mental block against him since he threw his game 5 set against him at Genesis this year.

Yeah at Genesis 5

This MU is honestly dipping into 7-3 territory and it makes me sad

Not the guy who you replied to but there's some stuff he left out
>complains about matchups/his character when he loses
>asked mango not to invite hungrybox to a party just because he personally didn't like hbox
>he used to like beating new players with characters that weren't his main just to rub it in how much better he was and that they should just quit
There's a reason why armada tried to get leffen banned

>hbox fans not even being in the scene long enough to remember when plup won genesis
looks about right

the chad puff main vs the virgin retired swede

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only hbox makes it look this way though

drephen should have been on the mic more
also why would plup not pick fox here?

>Bullied new players
>Actively smeared certain players
Leffen used to be an utter asshole.
These days, he's a douche.
That's a huge improvement in and off itself.

because hbox humiliated plup's fox at SNS

plup's brain is complete mush at this point when it comes to playing hbox

Wizzy is more autistic than M2K.

>de.scribd.com/document/407939615/Chud-at-Chronicles

I love this man

I mean he fucks porn stars, how autistic could he really be

which ones

armada got him banned when he was 17
he's now 24. Let go, dude.

also, lol
>because he personally didn't like hbox
i'll let you in on a secret: it's not just him.

both are more autistic than zain, is he even autistic at all?

Did some low or unranked Puff beat Swedish in this MU recently?

youre either autistic or retarded to fuck a pornstar, every single one of them has herpes

I cant take this anymore

ryan riesling
she's done an interracial gangbang scene

if he's a douche that makes almost every smasher except axe a douche.

maybe if you're an ult kiddie that's what you wanna believe, so w/e

plupfags btfo

Uh if Plup gets so upset losing to Hbox, why doesn’t he just win instead?

puff is such a stupid character jesus

repeat after me
H-GOD

Swedish Melee player.

plupclub on suicide watch

He was with her before Mango's landwhale gf beat her ass and turned her into a pornstar that dumped him shortly afterwards.

I like how Drephen is a boomer

actually zain isn't that bad. it's the fact that he plays marth, I guess, that made me preemptively think he has the autismo

He dated Ryan Riesling. Apparently Mang0 fucked her too

They’re literally the cleanest people on earth, they get tested more than anyone and blacklisted if they have anything.

plub is such a whiny baby. watching his body language makes me aggressive at this point.

She didn't do porn when he was fucking her though

>smelee-tards complaining about moves in smash 4 being unsafe on shield
>in melee moves are unsafe on hit
l m a o

THIS. Most top smashers don’t like HBox. There’s a reason why you never see him hang out with other smashers despite him living in the same region as Plup and M2K. Also remember that he used to ream with HBSox until he cut ties with him for being a dick to him.

i looked her up on pornhub hoping that some of the comments would be ppmd memes, sadly it wasn't so

>>de
can someone sum it up? really hard to read. chu basically complaining nobody goes to his biweekly?

quads of truth

If Jiggs had only 2 jumps she'd be a really interesting character. Giving her infinite airtime is just ludicrous

based cope seethe cringe

hbox hangs out with m2k occasionally

he fucked her before she became a pornstar

Phil retired from commentary.

>tfw samus's jab1 was unsafe on hit against captain falcon up to like 70% in smash 4

>honestly believing this
the people that have the most sex have the least amount of stds, yeah okay champ. youre lucky this is a blue board or id have some shit for you to see my friend

Well, it's to make up for the no-recovery up-b

So.... who's gonna take it all?

>Plop going Sheik against HBox's Puff
Is Plop perma washed now? He's looked like mega poo poo this entire year, even his Fox can't seem to get non counter pick games off HBox now.

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considering puff has infinite recovery with pound that doesnt seem very balance

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3 jumps, at most

hbox

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hbox, leffen and mango are the three that have a realistic shot.

Mang0 never fucked her, that was just Lauren being an insecure twat flipping shit like she always does whenever she's off her meds

I dont get all the people who say puff is broken. if that was the case then why are still more than half of all top players spacies mains? and only 1 good puff? thats as dumb as the people who used to say peach is the best character because of armada. maybe hbox just is smarter and harder working?

They’re the only people who have sex with people that get tested frequently

Hungrychad. Chemical engineering Grad who still works fulltime. Fucks a different girl everynight. He dabs on everyone here

hbox
hbox 3-0'd him at SNS and now 3-0'd him at summit. He has absolutely destroyed plup's spirits.
if by some miracle wizzy manages to dodge plup, axe, and mango, then he could win.

Hope you're ready for some sweet revenge cus I don't see Zain losing to him again

Are you implying melee was ever well balanced?

>if by some miracle
This by definition means it's unrealistic. Sure, it's possible, and it would be thrilling, but it's an extreme long shot.

I'm thinking Leffen got this.

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cuz puff is boring
also even giving the benefit of the doub tto hbox and assuming puff is actually the hardest character to play that's why only hgod can do it, the char is still broken

because puff is boring as fuck to play, something two top players have already said at this summit

Just watched it, thanks man

I miss M2K

>plup on mic
Based

Will the king ever return again?

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I miss him bros...

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the cheap shitty tests they use arent 100% reliable. a quarter of all the pornstars in LA at any given time have gonorrhea or chlamydia and some of them pass as clean under the testing system. also youre making the assumption pornstars only have sex professionally, its just not true.
i encourage you to look it all up for yourself

Holy. The stress really did get to him.

Because people get into Melee because they want to go fast and do flashy combos.
Most other people get into brawl/s4/ult instead.
I'm sure there would be more top Puff players if there where more people that main her.

Only if his streaming fails to get him money.

Puff = Falco = Falcon

But SOME people do find her fun. There are other puff mains than hbox they just aren't as good. So you'd think that if she was really that broken than someone else who does find her fun would climb up the ranks

obviously hbox is a very good player and much better than the other puffs lmao
nobody is denying that

What makes hbox so good is that he's the only top puff, he doesn't play friendlies so few top players have good matchup knowledge, and because of the lack of tech skill required to play puff, hbox can focus less on his hands and more on the actual game. Leffen and armada think puff is broken for these reasons, as well as the fact that she has a 1-hit kill move that puff can confirm into. Puff is also better in PAL than in NTSC.

Will Chillin' not be mean to Ginger this time?
youtu.be/gF8siDUVASQ?t=10374

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Why is falcos short up so messed up?

>Leffen
Stopped reading here

whats wrong with her legs

Then that means she isn't broken. If only 1 person is able to make her broken then that's because of that player's ability.

also puff just breaks several rules of the game. she has an insanely good recovery in a game where most of the cast have bad recoveries, she doesnt need to worry as much about a lot of the tech skill that other characters rely on like dash back and wavedashing. UCF and controllers barely even makes a difference for puff.

other people do find her fun.
but there are not that many people climbing the ranks IN GENERAL - let alone with a character that not very many people use - so you can't expect to see a horde of puffs on the rise.

Floaties often times quit when they get to mid-level, as well. This is when cheese stops working and they actually have to learn how to play the game; this upsets many of them and they just blame it on the le fox is borken meme.

Is chelly cucking chillin

tech skill is for retards, puff is the future

>falcos short up
What?

No? How difficult a char is has nothing to do with how broken they are.

Yes

why are you this seething

>Axe
Wizzy does perfectly fine vs Axe what are you talking about. They had a 1-1 record in both 2017 and 2018 and Wizzy took him to game 5 in the only set they've played this year.

I don't like Mango

ask vish

>leffen only thinks puff is good because he always loses to hbox
Okay, what about Armada then?

i wish i could switch life with mango

armada is a fucking loser quitter. his opinion is irrelevant

There's also a story about him talking shit to Blea Gelo back when he got into summit with something along the lines of "You don't deserve to get into summit because I'm better than you" or something like that

@466722068 (You)

But if puff was THAT good, why don't other people play her at the top level? I mean, even fucking mang0 played her at some point. And yeah I know that the way mang0 played her was different, but it's not like she's inherently this black hole of boredom.

You know what else is incredibly boring? Wobbling. You just grab them, mash a button, and they are dead. And yet there are tons of players who play and love Ice climbers, even at the top level. Cause you know what isn't boring? Winning. And if fucking puff was SOO GOOD OMG, I really doubt so many people would refuse to play her and supposedly win easily because "S-she is just boring to play ;(" I can't buy that argument.

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The swedes fear the balloon pokemon.

>best player of all time
>loser quitter
what?

Fox mains acting like they have integrity and would never use a broken. Nigga pls. They know damn well they'd pick up Jiggs or at least use her as a counterpick character.

>best player of all time
hello

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Armada was like 7-3 vs Hbox last year. Iirc he put her as the best due to mid tier matchups n shit. As in, he thinks there’s great argument between Puff Marth Fox for the best.

There are about as many ICs in top 100 as puffs

also think about jerry

he hasnt won shit for almost a year

mango literally stopped playing puff because to keep going would have meant to play the boring campy puff we see today

also puff is good, but it still takes a lot of effort. effort you eventually dont want to put into the game if you're not having fun. there is no money in melee, you only play for fun. you're not gonna dump time in being a top tier puff if you're not enjoying it

armada has a positive win rate vs. all the other gods

most fox mains like him because he's flashy
being broken is side effect

Wizzrobe will win this tournament if Mango loses this set

He quit due to the inevitable hbox finals that gave him crippling fear and stress. He said that match alone made him lose sleep.

icies aren't popular lol

>guy who quit the game hasn't won in the game in a while
You don't say.

my nigga axe finna boutta pee pee poo poo on dis homeless nigga

Yeah cause he fucking quit, holy fucking SHIT. Please kill yourself and then fucking die.

this

foxshitters shitting on puff is fucking gold

do they do mafia on the last day as well?

FUCK HOMIE STOCKS

What the fuck was that for Mango

Homie stocks are dumb now hbox is gonna win summit

why did m2k retire
did his hands finally break?

>Yeah cause he fucking quit
exactly
>loser quitter

yeah hes a pussy, scared because he knows he'll lose so he doesnt even try. a true cuck coward. heil hungrybox

it's on schedule but expect most of the pros to not be there as they're going home

He stopped playing after he won Smashcon 2018. He’s only lost to like a dozen people in the last decade 7 of which came after Pound 4 in like 2011. Whereas every other “God” has lost to at least twice as many people.

He wants to be a "professional twitch streamer" instead cause he's a fag and competing takes effort.

how does it make him a loser to retire after he's proven himself to be the best
quitter? sure
loser quitter? how in the hell

The thing I hate about Axe is that he has the ability to take out most of the favorites, but there's absolutely no way he ever beats HBox, so all he does is making the game easier for HBox.

They did some quick mafia earlier this morning. I'm not sure they are doing it again though.

sounds pretty based if you ask me

He said he got tired of the toxic Melee community and the fucked up seeding.

He wants to follow in scarflard's footsteps and just stream playing random games for money now. His views are pretty low so it won't be long before he come crawling back to melee.

>Wizzrobe beats Amsa, Axe if he beats Mango then double eliminates Hungrybox again
A lot to hope for and beating Hbox doesn't sound like the hardest part to all this.

quitters are always losers. look, if he retired because he has this super exciting awesome career like hbox, I would accept that. but he turned into a fucking streamer loser. he has no excuse for quitting except that he kept losing against hbox and then quit because he is a fucking loser quitter

because he lost and then quit, duh

Everytime he attends a tourney he loses a good amount of subs and going to tourney's does not guarantee money. He also stated on stream he realized he's 30 and he has to start planning for the future making a living off tournaments is hard and risky.

Fuck off cunt, is his livelihood and he's looking out for himself.

>except that he kept losing against hbox

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There isn't enough money in Melee for people to warrant killing the game's fun and viewership
Also as another user said, Jerry switched to puff when he didn't want to practice anymore, and focused on dbfz. Literally beat top players. Switched back to fox, and he was never heard from again

the nation in shambles

He not only had a positive record against Hbox, he 3-0'd him in their last ever tournament set and then went on to have one of the best sets of Melee in years

7/10 you got that guy to reply a couple of times, damn good job.

based

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It always surprises me how intelligent axe sounds

OH NO NO NO NO HBROS

MANG0 SEDOKU IMMINENT CHECK TWITTER

Axe

Do we have new fat chillin?

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>being such a scared bitch that you quit even when you were winning
LMAO armada is really that much of a coward? thats crazy man. maybe ill give his youtube clickbait a view out of pity

I want to suck on those milkers

>jank matchup up next
I sleep

You mean quitting when he got tired of shitting on le eternal 2nd place puff man

now we just need some yoshi's story music to go along and we're golden

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>nipples protruding
RUDE

Yesterday when ken did the the bait final pick why did he think slime was the town?

wheres the 3vo at tho armada? oh right, you got cucked by halfbreed twink

o no no no

>mango
>mango
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AAAAAHAHAHAHA

What even happend to the moon

He started sucking again.

>started

Friendly reminder that Axe will never win a major

OH NONONONONO

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Did anyone ever get that 3vo?

I think he's been playing a lot of ultimate recently?

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Is it true that PPMD transitioned?

killed himself after being overtaken by a bunch of zoomers like zain

>Wizzrobe's sets this year
>vs Amsa is 1-0 (3-1)
>vs Leffen is 1-0 (3-1)
>vs Hungrybox is 3-0 (9-4)
Can he do it? Can he win Summit and only lose to Plup in pools like M2K?

From a beta gamer to an alpha smash brother? Yes

real life, melee don't pay the bills

he's a streamer now, yeah

Last I heard he got top 64 at Genesis 6 in Ultimate and generally under performs in Melee. Maybe it's cause he got a gf.

He talks like a faggot

He changed his name. I didn't realize it myself but now he's "La Luna". Took me a while to figure that one out.

what's amsa's track record vs hbox recently?

twitter.com/TheMoon112/status/1068579756969463809

Amsa has improved so much in the last few years, it's amazing.

he travelled back in time to 20BC to witness the birth of our lord and savior aka he was too basado for this woruldo

>can't hold a conversation without referencing pokemon or anime
>gf

how'd he fucking do it

>t. simplectual

>aMSa beating Wizzy

Is this Japanese diciprine at work?

nope, Amsa will dick him hard

It's the nippon thousand folded dj armor

There was a time where he started to do pretty well, and it was looking like he was on the come-up.
She's cute for a black chick too. I guess being a recognizable name in Melee gets all that pussy for you.

inb4 amsa counterpicks to FD again to get rekt

Is Wizzy the best Falcon?
He seems to know when to play passive defensive as well as aggressive.

>Is Wizzy the best Falcon?
you been living under a rock? he has been the best for years now

he's certainly the most well-rounded, there's a reason johnny and n0ne never amount to shit

yes, though it's partly due to the fact that the other two top falcons are really hyper aggressive which often costs them, especially n0ne

hes the only falcon to win anything significant

I THINK YOSHI SUCK

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What actually gave you the impression that he’s not based on his little post set recap? It seemed to me he felt guilty about winning after mango gave him the set with some bullshit with “hurr we both weren’t playing as good”

>Is Wizzy the best Falcon?
Yes, obviously.

D-D-D-D-Did someone say W-W-Wizzrobe?!?!

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Amsa noooo

does wizzy have a sponsor now?

why is amsa such a stubborn cunt

Nope.

I didn't believe it at first but I opened her stream and she has a giant trans flag on her wall.

>another game 5 wizzy hbox on dreamland
i can't

amsa would be the best player if he played a real character

I don't think Fox mains should be complaining about what's broken in this game.

Think about this: out of the 5 gods of melee, Hungrybox is the only one who solo mains.

wizzy is really good, hes the new mew2king aka new2king

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Amsa seething

GET FUCKED CHINK

amsa is actually disgustingly fast with nair shield pressure

Maybe Amsa can do a cool losers run

I want both of them to win, bros

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just play eggroll on the top platform bro

Damn, amsa looked like he had a chance this time

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hGOD

Why do we keep cheering for this gook? He's a regular choke artists and flubs every opportunity.

>W-W-W-WAIT WIZZY-SAMA, I-I'LL LET YOU FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE JUST LET ME LIVE!

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>wizzy standing awkwardly in the corner starring

I swear he'd be a school shooter if it werent for melee

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>haha wizzy is so good im so glad I COACHED him yup me and him practice a lot I gave him notes yup, ME and I coached HIM haha new2king so glad I helped him like I did with zero
fuck this leeching attention whore faggot

nah he's a good kid

You mean game 4.

Is Sleepyk a tranny in denial?

okay, pick up a controller and see how well you do vs wizzrobe

he’d be a pornstar if it wasn’t for melee

he has a big dick so he would never shoot up a school

Why melee players say that defense isn't the dominant playstyle in melee when all the upcoming player play super defensive like zain, and wizzy and ginger and the aggressive player flop unless they have lucky brackets, not only that hungrybox is the player that wins regularly and the only reason he lost is because he got
outcamped by wizzy, like this game is really aggressive more of hit and run compared to other fighters games.

Those kneeless jeans are so bad

be nice he has autism

He's a cuckold. He picked up Mafia's sloppy seconds and let her dress him up like a girl while she fucked other Melee players.

no one denies that it's dominant at top levels, but anything up to ~top 40 you can get away with any style

If it weren't for Puff's matchup on Peach and Leffen Armada would solo main peach.
Also most people think m2k would be better off if he solo mained marth at least for that mu specifically. Having another character for a matchup advantage doesn't mean the opposing character is broken.

he has a qt gf who worships him so im thinking he's fine

>big leff v. hungryman

oboi

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Nah, m2k solo maining Marth is a shitty meme. Look at how much zain still jobs against falcons, pika, and yoshi. M2K would throw sets against them here and there, axe moreso towards his end, but he was still pretty positive against them all.

Why are people on Yea Forums so obsessed with cuckolding that they have to project their fetish onto other people?

pics?

yeah but she cute

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3-1 leff. Screencap this

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>zain jobs against pika
name a pika that has beaten zain that isnt axe
in fact, name a pika that isnt axe without using a search engine

Micro leff incoming.

ESAM

Kinda sad to see what m2k has turned into. Went to seek fame at Ultimate and got fucking crushed so now he just leeches from any of his friends from MKLeo to Wizzy

OkayP

chillin is an absolute unit

this but with amsa and yoshi

Jobbing to pika is jobbing to axe, who zain has never beat and m2k was positive against.

Anther

kek

You guys think chillin would mind if I grabbed those milkers on him haha.

...

>brown zoomer vs swagfag spaniard
who's gonna win?

>Went to seek fame at Ultimate
He could have succeeded if he didn't dick around doing stupid shit for the first month and then tried hiding behind the no main excuse.

Me.

16k

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what did he post?

M2K is very knowledgeable desu. He's helped MK Leo and ZeRo plenty of times

M2k needs to up more match analysis like these ones

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mDNs0b8DM8o