>Meanwhile, at the Yea Forumsillage...
Meanwhile, at the Yea Forumsillage
Luis Murphy
Camden Thompson
We need more wood.
Bentley Cox
cozy as fuck. I wish I was one of those guys maybe coming back from a hunt or some shit
Brayden Watson
Im the jarl
Isaiah Kelly
>people keep stealing from my vegetable garden
>find them later covered in oil, blood, and human shit
Why do you keep doing this? Go grow your own vegetables you sodomites
Andrew Parker
There's been reports of strange noises coming from the local ruin, if you have the skills an adventure party needs to check it out then come to the tavern tonight and sign up.
Christopher Evans
Just got back from the nearby dungeon, killed some slimes and goblins.
Jason Green
Hell yeah brother, heading to the tavern tonight, gonna get my ale on, bonk mineself a few lusty maidens of virtue most questionable.
Grayson Jenkins
ANY ELVES?
Brandon Adams
In the nearby trees near the dungeon, I saw them looking at me
Long eared fucks
Matthew Morris
ZOG ZOG
Levi Cruz
Well met user! I haven't seen you leave your home in quite some time. Tell me, have you any luck in finding a nice maiden to settle down with?
Nicholas Parker
I think the new farmgirl is a witch lads.
Jackson Morales
I don't know you and I care to know you.
Connor Ramirez
>empty the chamber pot in anons bed
Connor Thompson
Be my adventure partner
Ayden Cruz
You just don't understand my rituals.
I'm the reason your crops grow.
Asher Scott
Alright, who is cleaning the shitter this time?
Cooper Cook
Does the Reverend know you're here?
Hunter Sullivan
Very well.
Goodbye.
Justin Ward
I will get us some more wood.
Josiah Anderson
You can do with the witch whatever you want, I'll take her daughter and raise her to be a proper maiden.
Isaiah Cook
Why do you faggots make there larp threads? Go to /soc/
Brandon Garcia
David Foster
*lands on the roof of your house*
Owen Rogers
POTION FOR SALES!!
THIS NIGUS DICKUS WILL MAKE
YOUR DICKS TWICE AS LARGE!
No refunds
Easton Davis
t. fun police
Sebastian Watson
Any games in this aesthetic?
Ayden James
I have much stronger potions than him
Brody Brooks
nothing more cinge than these LARPing crusaders pretending to 'liberate' the holy land
Nolan Murphy
banished
Andrew Price
witcher 3 probably your closest choice
Brandon Bennett
Give me your strongest potion
Ayden Anderson
Potion seller, I am going into battle and need your strongest potions
Caleb Wright
Hudson Reyes
Aye, yonder bird is a bad omen. And yet also an alluring trollop.
Jordan Thompson
Hmm not for you. Next!
Juan Williams
I saw a Mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures
Zachary Bennett
I made everyone live in boarding houses.
Jordan Allen
Sorry sir, are you an elf?
cause if you are, we reserve the right to refuse service to any long ears
Ryan Bailey
>wench is sick
>GO GET ME SOME FUCKING HERBS YOU USELESS AND STOP PLAYING THAT FUCKING LOOT, BARD SCHOOL ISN'T GOING TO BE WORTH IT.
>I'm fucking sick of this bitch
>Walk outside and make my way to the local mountain
>God speaks to me
>Sorry friend, I haven't finished that mountain yet! How about I give you five in real life village coins instead?? You can spend them at the fantastic new store!
>okay..
>Go to store
>No one is fucking there
>It's not even finished being built.
What the fuck is wrong with this world, I thought god was kind and altruistic.
Chase Sullivan
hMMM Notice board, gotta be
Jose Kelly
On it capn
Isaiah Jackson
the people worship you, sire
Alexander Ross
GUARDSSSS
Mad preacher is in the village! KILL HIM!!
Eli Richardson
no, he's kinda atistic. you must have misheard the psalms
Matthew Stewart
>Outskirts... home
Jose Bell
Yes.
Yes!
Err yes.
Later.
Nicholas Richardson
That guy from the university came through and said that you're full of shit. Stop doing your weird shit, the crops still grew that year you got way too into dressing in animal furs and talking to animals.
Brayden Perry
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Logan Powell
Joseph Watson
Oh dear, the village idiot has nethernet access.
Camden Jenkins
Y'know, for people claiming to be crusaders liberating Christendom from the Muslims, you sure spend a lot of your time in this village telling people how much more holy you are than us.
Lucas Allen
>100 coins for my services
Caleb Gutierrez
SELLING BP OF UH 4K
BP OF SD 5K
BP OF HMM 2K
Christopher Flores
Has anyone else noticed a lot of people are starting to call themselves neutral race? And that it's okay to be an Ork? What the fuck kinda place are these morons raced? Get them out of the village, I wanna start a meeting at the lumberjacks house to cull these freaks.
David Watson
One must lead and inspire for a new generation of holy warriors
Anthony Carter
clearly these are wounded crusaders getting ready to return to the fighting, now fetch them a drink wench
Jayden Ward
don't mind him visitors!
he's a mandatory village idiot assign by the lord
to make this village seem smarter
Mason Bailey
University is the work of the devil! My animal speaking stopped this town from being ravaged by wolves.
You're lucky I put so much effort helping us. Now give me those carrots.
Chase Sanchez
Report any nonhuman activity to the proper authorities. One need only IDENTIFY a non-human collaborator
Ryder Turner
atleast it was until that ploughin witcher showed up
Jason Allen
Just dig a new pit and place the outhouse above it.
Benjamin Anderson
Hey.... Why did I just see some guy screaming
>BIG DADDY
In the middle of the village? Heh..... These pagans are getting crazier then usual lately.
Austin Thompson
AGATHAAAAAAAAAAA
Asher Phillips
Oy cunt witcha
Brody Thompson
We dont take kind to witcher folk round 'ere not since the last one came thru and took us blind he did.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Hey guys I just had a great idea. Why don't we allow the women to vote on village affairs too? Surely having more viewpoints will help us make even better decisions. There's no way this could go wrong.
Luis Martinez
Bloody Mutant ravage our beloved village he did
Lets Burn all non human!!
Ethan Garcia
Brethren, I think my dragon has autism
Lincoln Gonzalez
i wish i was one of those lumberjacks having sex with his cute half my size wife causing her to squirt and quiver in spasm of orgasm
Kayden Jones
Vote?
Why you always makin up words?
Cameron Gray
I've heard reports of Daedra worship nearby, probably filthy dark elves
Jason Reyes
Agreed my fellow chivalrous knight. I believe its time to put away asinine thinking and start to think about the rights of all humans....
ASHAAHAHAHDHASDAHDSHADAHAHAHA
Next you... YOU'LL BE SAYIN' THE DOGS CAN VOTE....
FUCK ME
Ian Bailey
FUCKING STONE HIM
Tyler Brooks
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTIN' SEASON
Adrian Baker
games with this feel?
Jose Taylor
Why didn't any of you idiots tell me that wolves hunt in packs
Elijah Torres
Lads we should legalize human and khajit marriage.
Kayden Diaz
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
Robert Jones
Well met villagers, are there any worthy champions here I can face?
Jace Diaz
I believe WE as knights needs to step in and protect the rights of women and non-humans. Wouldn't you agree fellow knights?
Jacob Reed
Where do these roads lead?
Michael Foster
WHERE ARE THE WHORES MY PP IS HARD
Parker Williams
He's in the outhouse, Sire
Michael Smith
Put a neck lass around his neck, it'll fix him right up. They usually need to gather power from the moon at night, so be sure to place the necklass out as often as you can.
I made a sign saying it yesterday, sir.
Jayden Rodriguez
get your cringe normie shit out of here
Nicholas Campbell
>tfw 5'4" masterrace
Ye manlets will burn in the fires of Sodom
Kayden Kelly
We need less wood
Isaac Sanchez
Filthy greenskin I'll have your head on a pike I will.
Adam Stewart
We need a little bit more.
Chase Gomez
>cursed.txt
David Price
Whats your role, user?
Brayden Anderson
>Whats your role, user?
To fuck your mother, wench
Dylan Murphy
Nightblade.
Adam Nguyen
54 years an imbecile
Zachary Hall
Cow herder because we're in a shithole village
Nathan Peterson
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Hunter Baker
cringe
Sebastian Martinez
Hey has anyone seen the village's Sacred Jewel of Plague, Rape, and Mass Destruction recently? I checked yesterday around this time and it was in the usual spot, but now it's gone. It was probably misplaced during cleaning or something. There's nothing to worry about of course since it's powerless when unattached to a ring or amulet. If you come across the jewel can you drop it off at the inn? You'll get a copper for your trouble. Thanks.
Parker Rogers
>normie
Hi normalfag!
Easton Lopez
yikesman. I say yikes and cringe to cringe people.
Logan Turner
COWPAT VENDOR
COM GET YE COWPATS
STILL WARM YET COWPATS
FRESH COWPATS FOR THEE AND THINE
Jordan Jones
Remembered to work my fathers fields today?
I will be treating myself to a feast, so you'll need to work overtime. I'm sure you understand.
Tyler Diaz
FUCKING LONG EARS IN MY VILLAGE
GUARDSSSSSSS
Ethan Brown
No.
Jayden Rodriguez
Alright fess up. Which one of you was it? This is the third time this month Berin's had to fish a turd out of the well. The smithy's wife is still sick from the last time this happened.
The communal well is NOT a latrine!
Easton Adams
Do butthole count as ring?
Jackson Ortiz
All these fucking berry pickers investing their time in these weird writings and not hunting, disgusting.
Noah Morgan
Adam Davis
It keeps the rot away. The elder said so.
Nicholas Morris
Today is the day we honour all our fathers, even yours you heathen.
Hope you remembered to wish yours well.
Blake Martinez
Carson Ross
Saw a mudcrab today
Colton Jackson
BRING OUT YER DEAD *clank*
Kevin Torres
I seen mudcrabs on the bar wench if ya know what I mean.
Ryder Nguyen
remain calm. that witcher is a nice lad.
Sebastian Brown
I saw a hobbit make off with one this morning. I think his name was Rodd? Bodd? Anyway, he asked me to purchase his amusement wares at daggerpoint, so if you find him, get my silver back
Henry Morales
Were the wares amusing?
Lucas Evans
Based I say
Jacob Morgan
>kills your dad
>"aye 'twas the work of demons"
>gets away with it
U mad, paupers?
Angel Thomas
iirc it's concept art for dragon age: origins, although that area ended up being very different
maybe mount & blade with the brytenwalda mod, although it isn't a lot of fun
Jaxson Reyes
Witchhunter as in Morrowind
Parker Garcia
It looks like concept art for Skyrim.
Charles Wright
No. They didn't even work properly, despite his bold claims they they 'just would'
Dominic Allen
Is he in w3 of they dropped him too?
Wyatt Brooks
[incomprehensible muffled noises]
Ayden Barnes
He's mentioned by name in a questline in Hearts of Stone
Elijah Brooks
I've heard the local woodcarver makes them better.
Dylan Brown
>Witch passed through village
>I told her to piss off
>She throws a spell on me and buggers off
>Everyone is glad to see the arse of her ass she rode in on
>Everyone's also taller
>Like jeez guys what even
>Turns out I de-aged back to about six years old
>Somethin' in the spell about "learn your manners this time, boy"
>Probably that should have tipped me off
>All the lad think I'm a bad-ass for talking shit to a witch
>All the ladies are whispering to themselves
>Lads leave to grab pitchforks and chase the witch farther out of town
>The ladies stop whispering to each other and approach me
>Then they surround me
>wut
>Ask me if I know what "Ess Ess" is
>Say I can find out if I need to help
>They just smug smugly
>Hear a number of "Ara Ara" noises from most of the circle
Anyway, they brought me to one of their houses and told me to wait.
Any of you lot know what "Ess Ess" is?
William Torres
>grew up as a lumberjack
>father was a lumberjack
>grandfather was a lumberjack
>its in my blood ya' know
>one day lumberjackin'
>strange urge to pick berries
>didn't even know they existed until just now
>instantly drop my fucking axe on the ground and just walk 180
>don't even say my goodbyes
>all of a sudden my family start crying as if im never going to see them again
>wife and son crying and begging for me to come back to the lumberjack farm
>can hear my sons screams for me
>"Daddy please come back!"
>father falls to the ground grasping at his chest
>dont even know if hes alive desu
>all i fucking care about is berries right now
>all I can conjure up is the word "Rogan"
>what the fuck
Been picking berries for a long time now in this village boys, its not so bad.
Anthony Cook
He's in 1 and 2. The order as an organization is present in all 3 games
Jeremiah Davis
praise the rotfather i bestow my scabs upon the well water in his honour
Jacob Parker
Greetings, OP!
Seen any faggots? Hahahahaahah
Grayson Butler
I don't even know why I find this so funny.
Adrian Davis
WHO HAS BEEN FUCKING THE SHEEP
Christian Hall
IF YOU CHANT THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL PERSONALLY CALL UPON A DWARF TO PUT YOU IN THE GREAT BOOK OF GRUDGES
Jeremiah Garcia
>if the northman aren't forcibly taking our women, they're winning them over by using their pagan magic to not smell like pig shit and stale bread
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ryder Hill
Why does my drake not have wings? Did I not feed him right?
surely you jest, you knave. now put the cats back in the farmhouse or the rats will eat our crops.
your dragon is cute. give him some milk so his bones can grow, that's usually the problem with small drakes.
Kevin Flores
The foods fine, not good not bad, just fine
Jace Gutierrez
It's an important ritual you wouldn't understand.
Mason Turner
Why should I need to rely on the woodcarver to improve this halfling's faulty goods?
Carson Price
Taming wyverns is much easier and they resemble dragons. You should try that
Oliver Martin
Perhaps if you paid more silver the halfling could make higher quality goods?
Owen Brooks
Start building a mill than work on a farm.
Zachary Robinson
I had a qt blonde music teacher who would come up behind and rest her tits on male students' heads like and act like it was nothing.
Jeremiah Walker
RUN
Joseph Bailey
Wait a second.....
Did the halfling bribe you?
Mason Butler
What potions are we chuggin tonight bros
Zachary Bennett
Cum soup
Andrew Thompson
Running to the blacksmith
Anyone want anything?
Brayden Campbell
I heard a slave trader caravan is on it's way here. They're selling some new kind of slaves they refer to as "traps". Do you think we should buy some?
Isaac Stewart
What?! No of course not.
I judt happen to be a fan of the higher arts.
Honey mead.
Brody Perry
>blue potion
LOOK AT THIS NERD! EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH!
Asher Perez
We really need to get a new cook
Ryan Sanders
Vulome
Ryan Richardson
>wood choppa
Camden Ramirez
What is the village theme boys?
Daniel Adams
Angel Powell
Are they good laborers?
My cooking is fine. Now eat your cumbread.
Andrew Fisher
Gavin Peterson
1 bread = 1 sloppy blowjob
Luis Sullivan
Nathan Peterson
No joke, Mead is the patrician's drink. Shits so good
James Smith
So I had my apprentice go get me a wyvern, but the wyvern is so small. Did she get a baby one or something?
Elijah Cruz
Attention Yea Forumsillage! This is the Loli Elf Army! You are besiged! You must surrender and become our husbands and have loving vanilla sex with us every night! Then you must raise a family with us of loving children. THEN YOU MUST COME HOME TO A LOVINGLY PREPARED MEAL WITH YOUR FAMILY!!!RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
David Ortiz
I have a quest for you.
Hunt down 10 Niggers.
Landon Thomas
It'll grow you need to feed it. Just make sure to not place your hand to close to it's mouth. One druid told me about a fool who'd tried to brush a wyvern's teeth.
Brody Cruz
It’s actually Dragon Age: Origins.
Samuel Fisher
Alright fuckers I need 20 men to round up, pick up their weapons and meet me at the edge of Father Doug's wheat field. Don't worry gave me permission to pass through his house and field as long as we don't cause trouble to the old man. It's going to be a tough one lads. Ill tell you the details there. Don't bring fucking spell books from your da's attic you aren't wizards, none of you are wizards. If anyone shows up with a spell book he gonna eat that book.
Wyatt Wood
PREPARE THE CHAOS ENGINES BOYS
Samuel Jones
Jaxson Peterson
Appaently they're good at certain kind of work, but I don't know what that could be.
Luke Flores
Adam Ward
Those big titties elves in the forest are sure scary
Luke Sanchez
>elves
Robert Cox
Fuck off ya wanger.
Julian Evans
no
Jaxon Jones
RELEASE THE BEAST
Samuel Reed
I reunited 20 men but their friends came too
we promise to be quiet
Alexander Mitchell
>normalfag
norper in disguise detected
Christopher Nelson
Don't make me cast Power Word Kill on your elf asses.
Joshua Rivera
VERY WELL! MAID VANGUARDS ADVANCE! Our superior waifutech will decimate and charm the crusaders!
>HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!~
>HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!~
>HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!~
>HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!~
Gavin Richardson
Sebastian Miller
>Being pic related
Would you prefer a smash thread or more resetera anti Tifa bullshit?
Daniel White
>Loli Kingdoms
Lol what will little girls do against 1000s of burly anons? You and your armored horses stand no chance. Get ready to be disemboweled
Ryder Cruz
HEY ELVES!
YORE
UGLEH
Adrian Thomas
Found me ol' man's gambeson from the army, will it do?
Logan Sullivan
I got cursed from that image alone
Jayden Cruz
this is fun n all but none of you will ever reach this level of story telling
Ryder Perry
We could turn this into a fantasy themed Hunger Games thread
Lincoln Young
did someone drop this, its mine now
Blake Stewart
R.I.P knife ears, we were prepared for this.
Jose James
Elven niggers once again BTFO
Michael Lopez
based ugleh builder
Caleb Peterson
I'm a hungry skeleton though. Maybe I should volunteer to be captured by them so they'll be happy and stop the attack haha
William Jenkins
can someone watch my sweetroll for a few minutes? I just need to pop up to the cloud district for a little while but I'll be right back
Ayden Sanchez
Jordan Taylor
Once I hatch this cockerel egg under this toad you're all FUCKED
Samuel Garcia
I see. And you believe this halfling produces such things? Despite the shoddy nature of there wares he sold me?
Eli Rivera
Don't worry I'll watch it closely.
Ryan Morris
Boutta summon a cockatrice on our asses,
Gavin Nelson
listen here you daft cunt, cockerels can't make eggs, you're brewin' the my old cum leathers under that frenchman.
Luis Adams
Alright, I know this is fantasy and you shouldn't take it 100% at face value.
But this is the stupidest thing I have seen out of any fantasy movie.
Justin Lewis
By the gods I asked for 20 men! Twenty! Father Doug is gonna be furious during tomorrows sermons! Should have known a bunch of peasant boys wouldn't know how to count...Oh well.
Any weapons? Anything will do but your bare hands. I have 3 spare pikes for guard duty but I would rather keep them in case I need them in the future. I am gonna be guard forever, you will hopeful never fight again.
Anyway. MEN WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO ONCE AND FORALL VANQUISH THE TROLL THREAD! THE LORDS WONT HELP! THE GUILD CARES ONLY FOR COIN! WE NEED TO GO UP, THROUGHT THE FOREST AND INTO THEIR CAVES AND KILL THE TROLLS! WE OUTNUMBER THEM 5 TO 1! WE CAN DO IT! WE WILL FINALLY SLEEP WITHOUT WORRY AND OUR CHILDREN WILL BE FREE OF THE MENACE! FOLLOW ME!
Nolan Thomas
OY SOMEONE GET THAT WITCHER TO DEAL WITH THIS WHORESON
Juan Turner
t. knife ear
Jayden Perry
Oy no defectors from the Yea Forumsillage!
Luis Watson
>tfw you see the tax collector eating the corn you used to wipe the shite off your rear in the fields.
Carter Campbell
OY CUNT WITCHAR!
WE'S GOT A COCKATRICE™ HERE, KILL IT AND WE'S GIVE YA HUNDRED ORENS
Evan Miller
Keep up the assault! Clearly if we cringe them they will surrender. We have the advantage in memes!...AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Hunter Adams
Deploy the Traps!
Matthew Hernandez
u r NIGGERFAGGOT
Liam Morris
TRAPS? IN AN OPEN FIELD? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Aaron Turner
bruh
Cameron Gray
weeb and tranny once again ruin everything
Landon King
Do you want to be tried for war crimes? thankfully I have something for this
Caleb Jenkins
I think elves are people too and we should treat them the same way we treat regular people.
Justin Martinez
Samuel Foster
We should invade another village for their wood.
Jose Long
>*looks around the tavern*
Not one of you puny manlets are worthy of getting to adventure with this booty.
David Lopez
Hey we arent associated with those faggots. We have standards...but you all have left us no choice...RELEASE...Delicious Brown Brigade...
Jackson Morales
>40%
Jace Reed
Wait... I know you.
Anthony Cox
Shadow Archer
Michael Barnes
*stabs u in the bacc*
Nothinn personnel bitch
Thomas Foster
No virgin defence tactics allowed in the army, Rhodoks OUT
Jayden Martin
'ate the souff village, them posh twats think they bettah thnn' us norf folk
Carson Anderson
souffern cunts
Charles Lee
Crusader-kun...do you like my dress? I picked it out for you~
Justin Bailey
A good thread it was, let it die in peace
Brody Nguyen
Mason Walker
By order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense, degenerate?
Hudson Watson
Sumo wrestler
Juan Cooper
I just ate TWO(2) breads, i'm going to finish this last piece if no one wants it.
Noah Gray
Go away seriously
fucking cringy retard weeb
Daniel Davis
Guys, I'm not feeling so well.
I've been shitting and vomiting blood. To make things worse, I got these fucked up lesions.
Jack Brown
Back away everyone, this one is mine. I'll have a glorious duel with her and capture her alive!
Isaiah Brown
TWO BREADS
Henry Sullivan
I've got wood
Nathaniel Anderson
Oh you wanna fight? You sure we can't settle this another way?~
Jason Martin
there's a weevils in that bread
Luke Green
A duel? I wanted to have a love making competition...
Carter Hall
Shit. Help me guys! Me and boys accidentally uncovered a cursed coffin and now that fucking Lich is flying fast to this village!
Gabriel Sanchez
>two pieces of bread
Think you're some fucking bigshot huh? The one we call Janny shall hear of this!
Samuel Brooks
GET YE GONE, YOU MOORISH CHILDREN
Ryder Reed
There's no telling what I might do to a prisoner of war.
Thomas Wood
It's off to Cidhna Mine for you.
Jordan Turner
Don't let this turn into a loli ERP thread, I beg you
Hunter Edwards
please stop this is a good thread
Logan Morris
DO NOT FEAR CHILD THE CHURCH WILL PROTECT US
Zachary Lopez
Alright now. Everyone back away. Let the law handle this.
Jonathan Torres
As the only trained guard in this shithole I think I deserve this bread. But I won't challenge anyone who needs it. ill be taking it, if no one objects.
What seems to be the problem peasant? You didnt get your monthly mandated bread from the good tax collector?
Go to the church, the priest will have some remedies for whatever you have. he is a good man he will take care of you until some doctor comes around next semester.
Nicholas Mitchell
Who shit on the well?
Jonathan Lewis
>stole your sweetroll
Aaron White
Everyone. That old crone on the hill said it was healthy you know?
Bentley Perez
Who hasn't been fucking the sheep?
We don't even use the wool, I thought that's why they were here!
Daniel Gonzalez
Good work taking care of those bandits, user.
>...
There's another village that needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
Nathaniel Thomas
What, no mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Coorhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood.
Ryan Gutierrez
The Imperials think us lawless beasts. I am proof of their ignorance
Jayden Phillips
>ale
Sorry m'lord, we're a bee village. all we have is mead, and a bit of wine from the last trader who came through.
Alexander Perez
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Jason Miller
That guy's manic expression made me chuckle every time I started Stronghold.
Josiah Lopez
Everybody, Lord Hiro wants to know why we ran the tax collectors out of town with our japes!
Ethan Carter
I am Tiki! Queen of the Lolis...the thread will soon be locked so we much settle this now. Bring forth your strongest most chaste warrior. We will bring out our most strongest warrior... if you win we shall depart, never to return to Yea Forums, if WE win, the men must marry us and have happy marriages with loving children... what say you?
Justin Green
Whoops... sorry. I had to put on my face~
Cameron Stewart
A HOBBIT JUST SHAT DOWN MY CHIMNEY!
100 golds if you catch that hobbits.
his name is bodd, hodd, lodd or something
Julian Kelly
Was she called Pajeette by chance?
Isaac Richardson
Very well, you knife-eared ironing board. We shall bring forward a champion who has never even considered lying with a member of the fairer sex. BRING FORTH OP!
Zachary Turner
Hey friends. The recent tremors have unearth some ruins, be any of you brave enough to explore it?
Leo Collins
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We've got this notion
That we'd quite like to sail the ocean
So we're building a big boat to leave Yea Forums for good
We're not keen on sinking
So we're all sitting here a thinking
'Cause we built it too big and we've run out of wood.
Colton Moore
Be wary, I told him you were a succubus!
Joseph Diaz
Nope. It's Babushka Yaga or something...
Ian Hall
ATUK ALUNDA LANA
Levi Carter
ALE? I WOULD KILL FOR SOME ALE TRAVELER! GAHAHAHA!
What brings you here lad? Troll slaying? Some fair maiden need rescuing? Come tell this old warrior of your tale and Ill share some of mine in return! Oh and drink all the mead you like! You are my guest, and I treat my guest well!
Samuel Gonzalez
Some advice, friend. That armor won't offer much protection in a real fight.
Oliver Wood
Ah OP...The Doomguy. I have heard tales of your exploits. I see Yea Forums has tamed a monster...BUT SO HAVE WE...BRING HIM FORTH...
Ryan Myers
That's where the furries live.
Jason Baker
There are elves in the forest! They're coming for us!
Luis Flores
fucking rats everywhere lads, time to get to work
Logan Edwards
Its baba isyou
Easton Diaz
What's so funny about the name Biggus Dickus?
Tyler Ward
You should probably get some knee-pads, those pants won't suffice as knee protection.
Dylan Cook
W...wait my queen! Not him! His sexual lust will devour us all! It took thousands of us to tame him...
Logan Scott
The first time I ever read this, it took me until about halfway down the image to get the stealth archer joke. Now whenever I see it I feel like a retard.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
I stay open for no man in these dark times. Things come in the night that no sane man would welcome
Luis Bailey
Keep your arrows in their quiver, archer.
Alexander Kelly
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR OUR ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!
Jose Perez
People of the Yea Forumsillage. I have something to confess. Recently i've been having visions of something dark and sinister that would bring this village to its knees. I know we shouldn't doubt the church or the guards but i'm still scared nevertheless. Are these visions just a dream?
Charles Richardson
Levi Hall
You came in for your yearly check up right anons?
Cameron Taylor
I'm gonna stop you right there
Dylan James
It's just dreams. Go back to work and have faith in the Church and The Guard!
Kevin Foster
Ha women can't be doctors. YOU WITCH.
Easton Allen
James Stewart
Jonathan Bell
P-Please don't..inject me with your syringes Madam Doctor Sir!I-I-I mean Madam!
Luke Lewis
Matthew Young
Fool! The lord owes me a favor after giving him a "stamina" potion! I might let you live, if you do me a favor.
Henry Butler
Barbarians, foreigners, dragons. Ain't no matter to me what I kill. Let them come.
Dylan Clark
im crying m8 fucking kek.
Josiah Foster
Your threats have no effect on me WITCH for I am a devout believer in the church, Begone from this place before i gather the village up for another lynching.
Anthony Bell
Hey! I think we won by default! Yea Forums is now a loliboard!
Aiden Young
me on the left
Justin Ramirez
OI
Eli Bell
I need a barracks built those faggots are rushing and they are better than me
Angel Garcia
Keep the greenskin. Get rid of this abomination
Luke Murphy
this is the Yea Forumsillage you dumb knife eared piece of shit now piss off and bother the mountains where /tg/ resides instead
Jacob Collins
Sweet summee child. We already have taken over /tg/
Christopher Murphy
Oh shit, guys! I heard that the main character and his party are coming over here.
What do we do to impress them?
Connor Nguyen
Oh shit. Thanks for reminding me. I'm going to close up my pot shop and move to another village now. Fuck these guys.
Kevin Green
We should let some giant rats into our basements for them to kill. Those idiots think we can't take care of some vermin. Whatever helps their egos.
Nicholas Evans
Let's open a gambling den rigged against them. These idiots are always loaded with coins, it's like they get them from bushes or something.
Jace Jackson
Oi, some orphan raving about elves just croaked, who will toss the bastard in the gutter?
Michael Carter
Why dont we summon Cthulhu?
David Gonzalez
I found a fairy hiding under the shrine
what should I do with it?
Isaac Stewart
Marry her.
Daniel Perry
The stockpile is full my lord
Lucas Walker
Stronghold maybe
Juan Harris
WAKEY WAKEY SERFS
Jace Edwards
Aaron Scott
>No!
Gabriel Brooks
>that filename
leave
like, actually leave
Jason Fisher
Blue mage here. I have yet to find another person that shares the same class as me
Jaxon Watson
then take it over again you good for nothing second rate "demon". this village is a mans town only and if you ever show your face again then we will boys your knickers.
Dominic Ross