HOLY SHIT

A dog and a duck? a bear and a bird? MORE LIKE A DOG AND A FUCK AND A BEAR AND A TURD! HOW MANY MAMMAL AND BIRD COMBOS ARE THEY GOING TO PUT IN THIS GAME? WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO PUT HAIR ON HIS HEAD FROM HIS ASS

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LJN Headquarters

ASSSSSSSSSS

SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE? MORE LIKE SUPER ASS BROS ULTIMATE PIECE OF SHIT

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Wow AVGN is rich

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Hold on... LMAOOOOO JUST

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kek

>fat
>balding
>raising another mans kids
>first daughter is retarded
>medical bills forcing him into bankruptcy
>small penis with a botched circumcision
>wife is a Jew who wants diversity on cinemassacre
>controlled by Ryan
>failed his dream of becoming a film maker
>strong as an ox
>glorious mane like a lion
>James is raising his child
>13 inch uncut cock
>banging hot babes all day
>Reddit hates him
>makes racist comics
>Ryan fears his giant dong
>sits at home playing with action figures, watching 80's cartoons and playing games all day
>is a multimillionaire

>daily reminder Suzy fucked this man when engaged to Arin

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What happened to the tranny he was dating?

Mike looks like someone with better taste

why does Yea Forums hate avgn now
all the bald and cuck memes, why? did he do something?

I'D RATHER SUPER SMASH MY FUCKING FACE THROUGH A GLASS PANEL THAN PLAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Childhood is admiring James
Adulthood is admiring Mike

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is mikes dick really that big?

Since when?

Not as big as James' wife

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i dont even know who mike is and when i was in middle school i thought AVGN was fucking lame
>this game...this game is like diarrhea!!
i bet none of you fucking nigger pieces of shit even remember 9-11

ASS

>jew does little work, makes all the money
>actual worker makes almost nothing

Nuke Israel.

Newfags who only come to this place to shitpost, doubt any of them watched the show

I was in grade 7 when 9/11 happened
I remember in high school we were watching clips from the news of the Americans bombing the pakis and everyone in the class started cheering

>miney crafta

Mike is responsible for one of the most famous memes in all of history, what has James contributed?
He just started the cuck meme woah

Honestly James should just let Mike take over Cinemassacre at this point

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why did you guys start to obsess over this cuck thing anyway, what did he do?

>Americans bombing the pakis and everyone in the class started cheering
>everyone in the class started cheering
>cheering
Are kids so brainwashed to be nationalists from birth that they actually cheer when (((they))) die?

Why did they both marry Jews.

You have been shitposting against James for close to six years now. You've attempted to take the Andrew Burch cuck meme and graft it onto James for over half a decade, now. A guy that donates time and money to children's hospitals, makes movies, and has genuine passion. Mike has fucked over old ladies out of their hard work, lies about his dick size, has used official business accounts to discuss his dick size, and let Ryan and his 2500 lbs worth of friends onto the screen. Tell me, friend- why have you spent more of this decade cuckposting James than anything else?

10/10 user

Think it was something to do with his wife wanting a black guy to be in his movie or something.

Shit Pickle trophy when

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grade 4
sort of, its not really a zoomer thing in my opinion since they have the internet unlike most of us

lmao those pots are empty

But AVGN says fuck like 2000 times an episode.
That's based, not cucked.

did she actually say that, "i want a black guy in the movie"? sounds kind of weird.

Your balls are empty
You're just jealous Mike is banging hot bitched daily with his foot long cock

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>yfw he's top tier
I'll main Glitch gremlin, his moveset looks slick judging by the latest trailer

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What was he thinking?!