>The game picks the class for you.
The game picks the class for you
Robert Ross
Logan Cook
>game has NPCs that only talk about things that aren't actually implemented in the game
Caleb Myers
Sun: capricorn
Moon: scorpio
Rising: capricorn
What class am i?
Kevin Harris
god i hate astrology and horoscope """""science""""" so much
youre an asshole because youre an asshole, your sign has nothing to do with it
Connor Martin
Normally I wouldn't pay these things much mind, but out of all the archetypes Cancer usually embodies the classes I like to play so I'm okay with this.
Carter Lee
Necromancer
Connor Lee
>aquarius
>symbol literally represents water
>nah bro, it's air
Christian Ramirez
Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.
Jaxon Flores
Horoscopes are just racism for women
Blake Bailey
Dev room: Ah fuck, we need three of each type. We'll have to take one type and make it another, but which one? Ah, the one with the wavy water lines and fucking aqua in the name, perfect
Owen Carter
The only good thing about being a taurus is the fact I'm not pisces
Justin Cooper
Sun:Scorpio
Moon:Virgo
Rising:Gemini
What class and what does it mean?
Nolan Rodriguez
Damn, literally my least favorite class besides healslut. I wanted to use a sword.
Aaron Sanders
>Being this dumb
Aquarius is the water "bearer" not the actual water itself.
Jaxon Diaz
Every time...
Nathan Scott
>Aquarius
>literally means water bearer
>Air
Samuel Hall
Next you'll tell me that a metal pipe should be water element because water comes out of it.
Jacob Kelly
Where is Ophiuchus?
Anthony Davis
>Sun: Virgo
>Moon: Gemini
>Rising: Capricorn
I now realised why people don't like hanging around with me
Isaac Price
What? cancer is water?
Angel Carter
>Pisces
>born with Asperger
This game was rigged since the beginning
Joseph Murphy
Sun: Cancer
Moon: Pisces
Rising: Pisces
Just kill me and tell me what class I am
William Lee
It's a crab. One of the few that make sense
Evan Lewis
still make way more sense than a scorpion, they botched it and you know
Elijah Bailey
They literally follow the pattern of fire > earth > air > water on repeat. Sea Scorpions also existed once.
Lincoln Carter
what the fuck is sun/moon/rising bullshit and where does everyone gets it
back in my day zodiac was just one fucking thing
Camden Ward
the sequence goes in fire - earth - air - water. it won't always make sense, but astrology is basically bogus anyway
Christian Scott
>Aquarius and Pisces are Air
You had one job retard
Chase Turner
Read the thread retard
Ayden Howard
>when your parents fuck determine who you are as a person
>women actually believe this
Jace Allen
the whole thing is utter bull shit, but tell me you haven't saw what some people's character traits are in real life according to astrology and not thought to yourself there wasn't something going on there.
like i legit know a Pisces-born mother fucker who is mostly lazy unreliable and a huge social sell out just like Astrology says they are.
Jonathan Miller
>Game makes you choose a dozen multiple choose hypothetical questions
>The class that this assigns is more or less some random bullshit that makes no sense
Looking at you, Ogre Battle. Where apparently saving your lover from a burning building in a hypothetical is the evil option.
Nathaniel Roberts
>The eternal virgo
Sebastian Nelson
Nobody here actually believes this tough, it's just for fun
Alexander Baker
Just fucking kill yourself tranny
Oliver Cruz
Bro I'm just like you
Aaron Thompson
>Sun: Cancer
>Moon: Aries
>Rising: Libra
Can't believe I am the ultimate Cancer chad.
Jeremiah Ross
zodiac was never just one fucking thing. Unless you were born before the greeks.
Ian Walker
Yesterday I was imagining how wild the world would be if horoscope and things like it were true, everyone having to hide their birthdates, saying your middle name would be something you would only do to your must trusted friends, companies doing hostile takeovers based on the planets...someone need to make a game out of this
Jayden Perry
>taking horoscope shit seriously
Crab, water guy, and fish. They'd all be Water Type Pokémon.
Levi Robinson
>tfw Taurus
>always know what I'll get from things like this, because it's always the most boring option
Andrew Morales
rare and highly dangerous Bard/Thief multiclass combo