Elder Scrolls movie

>Elder Scrolls movie

What's the plot?

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Its a story about a man who used to be an adventurer, until he took an arrow to the knee.

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The Sermons.

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ah so nice to see a fellow oldfag on the 'chans

The Real Barenziah or whatever it's called. There's the plot right there.

>mary sue has to fight a dumb dragon
just like the game

man kills minorities

is that the nigga from morrowind

A Hypothetical Betrayal.

dragonborn cheats on lydia with serana and shit ensues

Achieving CHIM

There are so many good books and events that can be done. Basically anything that isn't the main quest of any game.

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Get the fuck out underage

Make it about two groups, one of Imperials and the other of Rebels, we follow them and see why the joined, the party members on each team and We finally get to see the civil war on big battles and get some backstory to how it's affecting the people
To just end as both groups fucking kill eachother and then make a cameo for the dragonborn as he walks among the corpses looking for the Crown

>no reference to lore beyond superficial surface level race differences
>massive fight in a dive tavern ran by an Orc
>elf BAD
>man GOOD
>DRAGON
>Chris Hemsworth as the lead Nord
>Chris Pratt as the nerdy Breton sidekick
>Jennifer Lawrence as the QT Bosmer ass piece

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BIG
BARBED
KHAJIIT
COCK

>a stealth archer steals literally everything not bolted down.

wtf i want this now ?!

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Nicholas Cage plays an Imperial Guard that winds up with an Elder Scroll and has to go on the run to keep it out of the hands of an Archmage Necromancer, played by Hozier, that thinks they can use it to become God Emperor

In order for a fantasy movie/TV show to not be pure cringe it has to 1) Have an impressive special effects budget, 2) Focus on a relatively large cast of characters instead of just one hero, and 3) Be relatively subdued in portraying magic lest it look incredibly cheesy.