What did you say about the Galar dex, white boy?
What did you say about the Galar dex, white boy?
drawfag, get some mating press on this please.
>when you say the n-word in chicago
Machoke is such a pokelet.
Please no
>4'11"
holy shit you weren't kidding
make sure it's a pokegirl too
no.
Based
Yes
Based
Based
Based
>Machamp
>5'3"
What the fuck I thought they were huge
forget the dex, with the numale beanie wearing fuckboi protag?
This but unironically.
God I wish that were me.
>Furret
>5'11"
This fluffy fucker is taller than all these "macho" mons, even Charizard
Ampharos
for bonus points, Charizard are only 5'7'', even when mega evolved
>tfw 6'4
>tfw I can't ride a Charizard (5'7)
>2,30M\7'07"
The virgin Dragonlet
The chad Crocozilla
Fuck off.
252 SpA Charizard-Mega-Y Solar Beam vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Feraligatr: 356-420 (114.1 - 134.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Guys I'm waiting on that mating press
>Machoke
>Mega
Imagine needing GameFreak special boy treatment to make an argument
Also
252 Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Feraligatr Liquidation vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard: 499-588 (168 - 197.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Come over then white boy
No for the Pokemon guy I mean
fpbp
Compared to a kid who's like 4ft tall, yeah they're pretty big.
And the protagonists were usually kids who were like 4ft tall.
My dick's waiting you white Pokeboy faggot.
No I meant for the guy in the OP image
>YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, WHITE BOY
>Britbong
>White
>I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE, WHITE INFIDEL
...
>>White
I'm gonna make you into the next OP image you fucking slut
Please no, mating press my GF instead
At some point I was actually interested in this as a game, now all I care is for the porn, and guess what, there are games like Trials of Mana that give me both.
You are the GF now whore.