Come and play Mario Royale
Come and play Mario Royale
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>why yes, I run back with a star, how could you tell?
we did it bros...........
Hmm, I can get used to this
Please don't DMCA until next week miyamoto
I haven't finished the first level in three attempts. Last attempt I died on the very first shell bird.
holy shit dudes this is pretty BASED
TFW you've tilted so bad you die in under 5 seconds every time
No.
The physics are wrong.
Controls feels like they are swapped as well.
>Why would I want to kick the shell forwards?
fucking star niggers
Is that an actual streamer? Wouldnt they get banned for showing your name
you're welcome ;)
Hope so.
Next time, I'll rename myself as 天安门六四大屠杀事件 / Tiananmen massacre 1989.
haha nice try bro
but mcafee warned me
keep your virus thanks
how do you sprint?
Shift
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He got "nigger" showing up several times too. They get fucking nervous lmao
so when are other worlds getting added
fucking pipes glitches killing me
Pipe glitches?
Stop using them then.
If you mean the piranha plant it doesn't stop pooping up since it doesn't follow your individual mario position.
Sorry bro but Mcafee told me not to play this
Which one of you just got a star and jumped up and down on a pipe in front of everyone?
Those dickhead starmen, I hate them.
You can zoom in and out with the scroll wheel
If you get out a pipe the same time another player does you both get glitched out and die.
>camping pipe exits with stars? of course it was me
this doesn't fucking work on my browser god damn it
Truly the most based of us all
Continue your fine work
well done ludwig best koopa
>get star
>can't actually kill other players
what the fuck?
>star faggots wiping out everyone
there's a delay on other players, you have to aim a bit ahead
t. certified starnigger
stop using IE
i'm using male poon
Man this is good, this made me remember the good times on shit games like transformice and the like.
Character skins and SMB3/SMW stages when?
I'll always remember you Big Mario from 2-4
(I died on firebars 5 seconds later tho)
It's cool to see they've keep the godawful delay that the original has in this
After the nintendo lawsuit
user, don't tell me you've never won yet? Not even reached the end?
i did it
>only worlds 1-3
>no 8-1 stage to weed out the shitters
I fucking hate 1-1, it has the easiest star and if you fall behind an inch you might as well call it.
Killed so many times by lag, either hitting blocks enemies that I was nowhere near, or double jumping randomly.
Just speedrun 1-1 and become the star nigger.
How many levels do you need to finish? I still have a single level to beat.
4 levels
4, and make sure you get to the 4th with a shroom or you have no chance
FINALLY
>depending on powerups
>be winning
>game lag spikes just before a pit
>>standing right on top of the mushroom when it spawns
>>still don't get it
>>killed an entire mario's length away by a pirhana plant the lag double-jumped you into
good times.
>two guys behind me have a star
>try to get me desperately
>can't because of my perfect execution
eat my dust starfags
nice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>get really ahead
>don't hit a single coin or block to make the next guy think he's going to be first
>get a 1-up and die in 3-1
>get to 3-2 a bit late
>BIG STARNIGGER RUNS RIGHT AT ME
>dodge him and get 2nd overall
Good run overall
>*blocks your path*
>>literally touch the star and it disappears, no other Marios around
>>still don't get it
This is addicting but those fucking shells, man.
>only 10 people left after 3-1
I thought you guys were real gamers?
FUCK YES
why does it only cover up to W3 though, the rest aren't even that hard
Ive never actually played the original mario bros
>>Literally 99% of my deaths are due to lag jumps
daily reminder
>run at full tilt for all of 1-1
>three starniggers behind me
>barely make it in time
oh god oh fuck
>3-2
>be fire mario
>get the star
>little mario ahead of me running for his fucking life
>no chat
I want to shitpost ingame
>there are ppl who can't beat mario 1-1
You can, just pick a good name.
this, I hope it's added later on
Nice one Gay, Black & Furry
Visible-at-all-times names when?
Sonicfox, here to say that being second is like being first!
That first fucking turtle in 3-1 EVERY TIME
IM NO WHERE FUCKING NEAR IT
Ugh, reporting this to Nintendo.
>half of the names are NIGGER
I just died to it, and so did like 25 others. That fucker is hard.
I'm growing stronger, just you wait lads.
>small
>with that name
o i am laff
Just got 1st on all three worlds in a row.
I'm UNSTOPPABLE, BABY!
FUCK YOU MATTEO
seems like a lot of fun, I'm a bit sad my toaster can't play it.
what is it about 3-1 that makes it such a fucking killing field
I was like 2 minutes ahead of you though
I took my time. Slow and steady wins the race.
Turtles, piranha plants, and the pray-and-run-past Hammer Bros.
>being bad at video games
try another browers
And starmen. Can't forget those.
I stand across the pit and jump with the star killing 70 people
>over 400 players
oh shit bros
reminder: THE FENCE BELONGS TO ME
well shit
So how long until Nintendo C&Ds this
The hammer bros.
You either need to take them out, tank the damage, or get lucky.
The rest of world 3 isn't so bad.
>total party kill
>finish 3-1
>16 players remaining
Super Mario 3 would also be pretty fun with this
That's a given!
Reminder that if you don't PvP with the star in 1-1 you're a coward.
Woah 10 FPS game great stuff guys
probably still better FPS than the Switch i suppose
>sonybro mad his pc is too shit to play
ez
1-1's the least fun since it's so far in
>mfw getting the star for the first time
god lord i can feel the power rushing through my veins
AHEM
I was the only one to finish
that was me in second place :DDD
>waiting for a bro big mario to open a path above the in the underground
Wow, the girl finished and didn't let anyone else.
What a slut.
is it better with a controller or keyboard?
Excellent names.
>mfw got a 1up for the first time
I was just killed by another player wtf
where do i report this to Nintendo? the website has stolen Mario assets
tfw pop every powerup from first place even though I have one
> mistime a jump by a millisecond
> horde of starguys run me down
No it doesn't.
Name one stolen asset.
>he isn't a fencebro
imagine this game but
>60+ fps
>some kind of grind for skins/lvls
>more maps etc
>waste it in my most useless way possible
why does mario snap his fingers while he walks?
>get star
>turn around and start running into everyone
>get star
>clear out koopas, hammer bros and goombas for everyone
fuck starniggers, this is how you use the star
>the inevitable 5 people who have to do the warp zone walk of shame back to the pipe every 1-2
imagine you remembering this game exists by next week
80% just dies in the very fist level.
I beat 3-1 I can rest easy now
>tfw a lonely victory
>tfw dont even care about winning just want to kill people with the star
feels good to be a PVP chad
well obviously people will get tired of this pretty fast, but a game like this with more content would be cool
The race to the star is some serious shit though.
You guys know it's not actually real people, right? It's all generated.
>waiting 5 minutes for second place
>still alone
wow he's coming!
Shell carnage in 1-2 was worth it
Only niggas who have made this jump can reply to this post
they should give more options to kill others players
how about making it so that marios can use fire flowers and jump on others marios when only ~20 players remain
>he didn't come in first place with world 1-1 to start
lmaoing @ ur life
>windows 7
Before and after.
I finally did it.
3-1 is a special hell
>mumble
bas-
>dicksword
you can clear the 3 blocks if you're good
Anyone else dodge starniggers by jumping over them
>if you're good
>hold left
>2-1
>see starnigger go up vine
>stop next to vine just to watch every dumbass go up
>watch the number drop immediately
Everyone else died, rest in peace my maribros
What's with the block to the right of the castle in 3-1?
Sadly I have ignorant friends that I still need to communicate with.
Gonna update to 10 this summer.
neet
>get so far ahead that you get a coin 1-up
peak hype
wow, yoshi p won a race
If you read this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
UNLESS you start your next 5 rounds with a 15 second handicap.
>going for the top of the flagpole
lol brainlets
I didn't even know that it was possible, well played
the flag always starts from the top you retard
>not getting the star on 3-2 and going back to take out the opposition
Why
>giving people an advantage
MODDDDDDDDS
won 3-1 again, again the only guy to make it
>choke again
hey faggot that's my name not yours
Why is this so much fucking fun?
It makes me feel like FPS/TPS is the worst genre for battle royale
>tfw I see "people" doing the legit path on 1-2
>first game with 15 second handicap
>still won
Well, mummy's safe
So close
nice
Is this what Fortnight kids feel when they win? Shit's good.
>(star music plays)
>no, no no no no
>(BOING BOING BOING BOING)
>NO STARCHAD PLEASE NO PLEASE
>(star music reached peak volume)
>(BOING BOING BOING)
>STARCHAD PLEASE NO I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO 1-2 YET PLEASE NO STARCHAD
>(BOING)
>NO STARCHAD PLEASE DON'T DO IT
>(BRRT)
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU STARCHAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK STARCHAD NOOOOOOOOOOO
>(do do do do do do do do do do)
Platformer battle royale is a comin
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GET FUCKED E621
3-1 isn't that bad if you just rush to the fireflower so you can kill the hammer bros yourself
>tfw bad at video game
I just want to get to the end
does the game move on to the next round or do you stay there forever?
You just stay there
Despite only being 13% of the population...
...plumbers collect 50% of the 1ups
well done basedtendo, it was close
>star music in 1-4
>starnigger kills me while waiting for the fucking piranha plant
IT'S NOT FAIR
tfw waste the amount of time of an entire starman before actually racing
I think making it past -3 while still big for you is more impressive than getting #1
that was neck and neck damn it
Oh shit, I think that was me
Haha
>sacrificing your shroom as last resort to get ahead
>fuck up
I respect it, gg
rush through the first 3 levels then keep it easy at 4th stage - slow and steady wins the race.
>firebro slows himself down to clear out the hammer bros for everyone else
godspeed
>that fucking starNIGGER who went camping in the vines
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
98% of people will die along the way, the way of the turtle user
Based.
How the fuck does 1-1 consistently cull 30 people, even with no starniggers?
Getting used to the controls, probably
>Reach the end on the first try with no powerups
>There are people who actually die on the first world of Mario
Embarrassing.
it's laggy as hell right now w/ 500 people on
In the end, there was nobody to give doses to
why do you think gamers are obsessed with cinematic story games? they can't play simple arcade games for shit
Special skins for winners when?
starfag just fell into the hole
Well I though you didn't like battle royale games Yea Forums? What happened?
>finish 3-1
>13 survivors
>one guy in front of me all the way to 3-4
>lose sight of him
>finish 1
>he didn't make it
>nobody else makes it
ha
>cheep cheep bounce sets me up to hit the water
We don't like battle royale FPS games.
The jank physics make this less enjoyable than I'd like but its still fun. Hopefully whoever made this will keep tuning it to be accurate to the original.
bowser got me
Long delay on that pic.
Already completed my next one.
it's like generic flash physics, i hate it
He needs to add in Luigi. Imagine the Mario vs Luigi shitposting.
sorry to hear flowerbro
>some kind of grind for skins/lvls
Way to kill the game with faggotry.
DANCECHAAAAAAÁÆAAAAAAAAADS
This game would be 10x better if it had collision prove me wrong
HOW DID THAT HIT ME
how far is this gonna go
There should be guns so you can shoot 10 bullets and kill other marios, like in contra
contra BR when
>Σario
I understood that reference
Fuck I suck at 1-2 but I don't want to wait for a bignigger to cheat over the ceiling
>get on top of the star block first and wait
>someone triggers the block
>AND YET I DIE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GETS STAR POWER WHEN I WAS ON THE BLOCK FIRST
become the bignigger
leave jan alone
you have to stand next to the block and run on the block after it's activated, otherwise when someone hit it it's gonna make you jump and dodge the star
>Attempt to distance myself away from the starfag whilst keep moving
>Suddenly just die
Making silly mistakes whilst going extremely fast.
come home dad
god i wish you were real
>get star in stage 1-1
>player count goes from 97 down to 34
i love it
shoutouts
Is there a gay baby jail in the game?
>Can't crouchjump
Shit mario physics
you turn around mid air
>Keep getting 4th
AM JUST AS GOOD LET ME FUCKING WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm bout to join in bros
What am I in for
I don't understand how this works, are you just playing mario but everybody killed all the enemies and took all the powerup already? How do you even win this?
>got a 1-up from collecting 100+ coins
that's a first
After playing this you'll never hear the star tunes the same again
get good
>jump right before running straight into a koopa
>die instead of getting the insta-stomp jump
THIS IS NOT HOW MARIO WORKS
Didn't screencap the time I got second but whatever.
absolutely based
hey thats me
>don't run
>wait for other retards to take out the enemies
>coast through the levels and win
feels good to be a taking your time chad
You're first or you're last.
Win by being fast.
gg
I've hardlocked
same
bump
Every time I've died it's been a piranha plant kek
When the block below you gets hit, you're bumped into the air above the powerup.
You have to time it so you land on the block as it gets hit.
He's a fraud
shout outs
>user has great pace to 2-4
>I lose sight of him because he has favorable cycles
>reach bowser
>he died
RIP user, you will be remembered
All alone...
>get star
>walk backwards
>kill 50
>give anons 15 second headstart
>still second
>tfw everyone dies and you're the only one left
>got third place
About goddamn time.
Hey that's me in 3rd
Well played Nigel
>die due to fellow starnigger
>still pull through due to 1-up
Had an unused 1-up as well if that matters
>getting the star on 1-2 and going back
get shrekt
>guy gets a star
>he starts running back for me
>knocks out my mushroom
>I haul ass and he's chasing me
>I die to a goomba
Creator here. Looking for more locations to add stars. Please make suggestions.
Pic relevant. Proof it's me.
>get star kill a lot of people
>play aggressive, try to hit everyone with shells
>still first
how do I not be a coward on the jumping levels?
Have you checked your inbox for that C&D this morning?
more fences please
Add Luigi
Just don't hesitate
Add worlds 4 to 6
FUCKING FINALLY
came second
>battle royale
sorry, i'm not a zoomer
are zoomers really this bad at Mario?
add all worlds faggot
Battle royale is fine so long as it's not FPS
See: tetris 99
This.
I'm still waiting to receive Nintendos load.
post note with time
>2-3
>get mushroom
>cheep cheep
>lose mushroom
>nothing I could do
pls fix
Sir, please do the needful
Let us duck-jump as super mario, and let small mario duck, lets us taunt each other by teabagging.
Additionally could you make the d-pad be used instead of the analog stick with the controller?
It's a 2D platformer, d-pad is better for it.
>all these literal garbage zoomers unironically dying at 1-1
even as a little kid i found that shit easy, what's your excuse?
shit physics
fix controller d-pad
change name of the game for better protection against C&D
stop asking for money in game
Right at the beginning of 1-1, on the leftmost tile. Nobody will think to go *left*.
>get anywhere near a shell on ground
>die because the lag of a thosand suns hits you as well as jank physics.
make a downloadable version that we can run without the website(i know the servers are still needed), so if nintendo C&D's the website, there's still a way to play.
Have you've thought of adding more characters?
Mario is alright but it's good to have variety.
Also Rip the user who died on the bridge with Bowser.
Except the downloadable version still needs to be shared somehow.
And Nintendo can take down *that* webshit again.
Wow this game made me realize I'm retarded
hello brexit, we meet again
It let BXP (me) through tho
Don't go near them then, genius.
Reporting this to Nintendo so we could possibly get this in MM2.
I did it Yea Forumsros
hi :)
>friend waits at fireballs I couldn't make the cycle for
>dies to a podabo right before bowser
add a chat in the lobby
kill count
RIP indeed, I should've just ran for it instead of playing safe
add amiibo support
Oh, maybe it didn't show it for me. gg tho.
stuck
Make it Twitch friendly and ban people with inappropraite names :)
>plants show up on global cycle rather than based on proximity
REEEEEEEEE
WE DID IT LEDDIT
can't barrage the farage
Feels bad whenever I win because the guy ahead couldn't get past bowser
Better luck next time
T. Megafaggot
after you win you can zoom out and watch the b team
Bowser is tremendously easy though.
>fire
>half second pause
>jump
>half second pause
>repeat
Just sit there and time it if you have to.
>last night the player count was hovering around 120, peaking around 200
>now 400+
W-what happened? Did ecelebs catch on? Does this mean I have a better chance of winning with a larger amount of zoomers playing?
oi, this isn't even my final form
What if amiibo costumes were added as skins? If so which would you use?
Brexit means brexit
>kill a bunch of marios with the star in 1-2
>still clutch 3rd
lel
lanky mario
It's so fucking hard to see jesus christ
We did it boys
make it in mario world
make the GO! button able to be pressed with the keyboard
going from 2 hands on the keyboard back to the mouse gets annoying
add a re-queue option that makes me join another lobby as soon as I die without any input from me.
>guy holds left while you fall at the start and swan dives into oblivion
Lmao
this
ADD AMIIBO COSTUMES OR AT LEAST THE ONES THAT REQUIRE BARLEY ANY WORK
Throw in some of the lost level worlds but keep them named 1-x, 2-x, etc to throw people off. If you want to meme hard throw in the letter worlds that unlock in lost levels after beating the game 8 times. Try to fix the physics a bit, if you let go of a direction while mario jumps you lose all momentum. If that's impossible just try fixing the hitboxes on the piranha plants, koopas, etc.
Maybe add some easter egg mario recolors/skins depending on the name put in, or just give them a random chance to spawn.
Remove your Patreon link if you don't want to get sued. I'm not telling you you shouldn't have a Patreon but just take it out of the game because if you don't you're more likely to get sued.
reminder that the fence is actually the head of a giant mech suit
nice
Make random bricks have a chance of containing powerups so starniggers can terorrize other levels
Imagine if there were hidden blocks over pits like in Mario Maker
2-1 to 2-4 is so damn fun.
all this advice to change it from smb, it's bad suggestions
You're god damn right
Can you play through the whole smb game in this? Does it have the secret exits?
Also it's so fucking hard to see myself.
No just few stages. And no secret exits.
i give you the star and you KILL ME WTF YOU FUCK WE WERE ALONE YOU CUR
never trust starniggers
just the first 3 worlds, and the water level is replaced
I didn't mean to
>end 1-1 first
>wait for a bignig to break the ceiling at 1-2
>he can't jump for shit and breaks everything else instead
LIKE POETRY I SWEAR STOP BAITING ME
this is fucking stupid lmao
>starnigger falls down a pit at 1-1
lmao
Explain the hitboxes in this game please
>running back to kill everyone behind you
There is no greater feeling
based user
bowser has invisible double spikes on his back
Fix bowser's hitbox please
The start of 3-1 has culled me so many times
>tfw already a bigbro and let a manlet grab the mushroom
>I DID IT AGAIN! I RAN BACK WITH THE STAR! MOM LOOK!
have sex
git gud
Dilate
Its random, ive started on 2-1 and 3-1 already, the hammer bros just fucking rape half the players lol.
>Try playing with a controller
>Mario starts running
>doesn't stop
>nudge back on the stick
>he keeps running in that direction
These gamepad controls are fucked.
>Being a bro and helping other Anons by getting them mushrooms or killing enemies
>Anons being Bros to you
Truly based.
seething
cringe and bluepilled
Make it so that the last 15 marios or so can kill each others by jumping on the other's head or using a fireflower
Also had colorswap for luigi
cope
The piranha plant hitboxes are nothing like the original and it angers me.
just 10 frame lol
WE DID IT
Good run guys
based
Add a chat so I can dab on people dying.
Where are my running-back-and-forth-at-the-left-side-of-the-lobby bros at?
new announcement:
real niggaz ride the bar the whole way
>Big mario with star
>hops back at us on the bridge
Fuck you!
DO THE MARIO
why is world 2 and 3 so laggy?
Reporting in bro
>2 players remaining
>finish
>wait for the other guy
>he never shows
finally won one,gg oh no no and pixelcraftian
>Hurr I get da star I kill everyone else
Patch this shit dev.
gg 2ez boys
get fucked faggot
NANI?!
>small star racing at you from behind and a big star racing at you from in front
fuck me
It's not called Mario Race for a reason buddy
let us get others' coins when we kill them with a star or a shell.
Or at least something like getting a kill gives you a flat 5 coins.
20 can net you a one-up
>Can't kill hammer bro with a fire flower
what an awful browser game. laggy as shit and the controls and physics suck. literally have to use analog stick with controller and the buttons are reversed.
>hammer bros snipes my foot
nerf pls
Not him, but what's a good browser for this game?
I'm using Chrome if that helps.
>me and other mayro get to 3-4
>die by lava bubble
>he comes on screen and dies too
>get to bowser
>just dance behind him waiting for anons
truly a chad move
keyboard controls are fine
I've had no problems with firefox
I've tested it on Chrome, Firefox, and Opera without any issues.
how do you do this
>can't see the hammer through the hundred marios charging through
no streamers should fuck off or tell twitch to be less anal
>hosting Yea Forums worms armageddon game
>at the end decide to play one more match on highly NSFW loli map for the heck of it
>suddenly one of players flips his fucking shit because he was appearantly streaming our game without asking anyone
Its not fair, why does /pol/ keep beating us????
Post at the exact same time as someone else, and the server fucks up their thumbnails, if both of you post an image
cool story bro
GIVE US THE REAL 2-2 YOU FRAUD
FUCKING THIS
based
Yeah, it's pretty annoying having to use mouse all the sudden when the game works entirely with keyboard commands
Anyone else experiencing double hopping off their space bar presses?
>less than 10 make it past 3-1
Literally just press run and right and jump at the right time jesus
based.
That's enough for me today. This is some good shit. See ya, bros.
Zelda battle royale when?
Works on my machine
Reduce the 13 seconds countdown
the input is reiterative, just dont hold space, tap it.
Is it supposed to say Connection Interrupted after you die?
Yes, don't you remember that from the original game?
I can't wait to bomb some zoomers!
Well Yea Forums?
3-1 is already a fucking massacre
You know it in your heart to be true.
i kill so many people every single game
sword and shield guy must also be a cancer starnigger
well played bad taste its Wendy O Koopa > Daisy
The summit... is a very lonely place
HOLY SHIT you can zoom with the mouse wheel
this game is a proof how shit everyone is at videogames
how do expect gaming industry to be healthy when half the matches have less than 3 players surviving 4 fucking super mario levels?
I'm onto you poloid
XXXPROGAMERXXX HERE
How the fuck can so many of you be bad at a Mario game, it's so fucking easy playing an old game
add lost levels
I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS
>putmeinthescreencap
kek
nigger mario that was in front of me I know you're here, how hard is it to stomp a goomba fucking nerd?
It plays nothing like smb, but please keep telling the internet how dumb you are
i did it bros
good night Yea Forums
4 levels of mario on your own is easy. This is much harder because you’re competing with a bunch of people that have a bunch of ways to fuck you over.
have sex
Once you hit level 2 it's easy. Level 1 is always a clusterfuck of fuckwits trying to get everyone else killed.
>be in the vanguard
>launch a shell behind you in the middle part of 1-2
>in the next second player count decreases by 10
is the sound getting fucky for anyone else?
Reminder that streamers are streaming this.
So if you're using a name such as "nigger, cunnylover, death2trannies"
Please change your name. It will get them banned if they win and your name is there with them.
and that's a good thing
Piranha plants are also different, in normal mario they are inactive if you come close, here they will jump out even if you are standing on the pipe
>be nice and hit the box for people waiting for powerups or stars
>they return the favor by trying to shell me or collide into me with a star
:(
THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING LAG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THE STARFAGGOT THAT KILLED ME
this
fuck streamniggers
stop being an attentionwhore
Someone make Megaman, Little Icarus and Ice Climbers versions of this.
It's so lonely to be peerless
>unleash Darth, the Destroyer of Worlds
>be upest when he destroys you
hit and get, i'm going backwards to the choke point
STOP KICKING THE SHELL BACKWARDS
Star Niggers
Shit, could you imagine a 50v50 Fire Emblem thing? Still turnbased, but everyone makes their own moves.
Wow I actually did it.
>Mfw all these fucking zoomer scum who cant even finish the first level
disgusting
It ain't first but it's 2am so fuck it.
:DDD
Was it a fire mario?
That was me, I just won.
So when will streamers finally ruin the game?
i always get the star unless people avoid popping the box
i kill so many of you fuckers
Soon, now that news sites are reporting it. Also, C&D imminent.
>go up a vine
>there is a starfaggot on top standing still killing everyone that spawns there
How the fuck do you get #1?
Do you just have to hope everyone in front of you dies?
git gud
Ill start em all off with a very long handicap, as much as you guys need.
I fuck around killing people every game and still get first a solid 40% of the time
>turtle upcoming better jump on a box to avoid the back kickers
>everyone headbuts my box
>can't fucking move while bouncing.
Stop it!
Adding character skins would be cool
Also the other worlds but dunno how long this'll last
Hold shift.
Sonic
someone has to show these faggots what blast processing looks like
nigger
I go for speedrun. It's much harder to execute and you get all the hazards but feels amazing to pull off.
Going the safe route nets you more wins probably though.
>Finally get past Bowser
>Too bad, #5
its a doggy dog world user, gotta go quickly
first time placing, based
Pipped to the post.
You can't fear the Bowse-man.
>top 3 players die at the same time to stupid shit because we are racing like madmen
>yesterday play at 100 people play
>now its 500
>that user who missed the jump to the mushroom platform, but was killed by a falling Koopa Paratroopa
are you guys even trying?
im the mario goat bitch suck my dick
literally me
user DONT UPDATE ITS NOT WORTH IT
t. Win7chad
>land on a squished goomba
>fucking die
This, you guys suck balls at this shit.
imagine not being able to beat mario.
that makes 2 in a row i guess
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING PIRANHA PLANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/pol/ chad here, I disagree. I go for the speedrun everytime and it works out for me in most cases. You get ahead of the pack and as long as you know when, where, and how to jump you can be more like me and win almost every game. Pic related.
Why are you like this?