Meanwhile, in English Yea Forums

sosig roll from greggs

OI ITS 7 BONG

allah snackbar

ALLAH AKBAR!

Accidentally walked through another no-go zone again today lads ...

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i'm british and have no idea what bong means

It's based on the bongs of Big Ben.

It's 12 bong you nutter.

oi m8 shall we wreck our own economy and make fools out of ourselves on the international stage by announcing we're leaving the EU?

£3 meal deal from tesco

>Go to CEX
>Forgot prayer mat
>Hear the call while waiting for service
>Everyone drops to the floor
>The smell of stale BO and spices is nauseating now
>Get stabbed by sharia patrol for not being devout enough
>PCSO gives me a littering fine for bleeding in public
Fucking CEX

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imagine having such incompetent leaders that your country has no-go zones

time to pick up my sister from the local pakistani rape dungeon

EU GOOD BREXIT BAD

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y-y-yeah but did you hear how Drrumph said mean things about Sadiq Khan? Impeach that asshole!!!

Good day fellows. I do say, tis indeed quite a marvelous feeling to be the progenitor of modern society and all the splendors it has bestown upon moden man. Rightly so, one may even go so far as to proclaim us as superior.
Jolly good.

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As a white Londoner, we are the real resistance.

OI U GOT LOICENSE FOR THAT GAME?

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It's not saying that though? It's objectively correct that Brexit negotiations have been a colossal fuck-up, and has definitely shifted England's position within the global economy, which is why all the car manufacturers are moving away from it.

Brexit is the right choice and fuck this nonsense.

الله أكبر يمارس الجنس مع بنات الكفار

>splendor
>not splendour
Oi, gimme a burger you cheeky cunt

Hail the prime minister!

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>tfw porn license meme becomes real in a month
I DON'T WANNA BUY A PORN LICENSE, I DON'T WANNA GIVE MY INFO TO PORN COMPANIES, I JUST WANNA BEAT MY MEAT IN PRIVATE
FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIT

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IN THA FOOKIN GAHDIN
youtu.be/dUpfq_1eyeE

>Granny will be nerfed so you can't finish the game with her.
Gotta keep soniqua on screen for our Twitter points

There's no fucking way Boris will get the PM vote, he's just not fit for running the country.

this isnt british Yea Forums anymore

Ah yes, the center of true cultural refinement.

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OIIIIII THE MUZZIES GOT A KNOIFE

Calm down mate, you're makin' a fuss. Is just part and parcel yeah?

Yeah, but only due to May being a remainer and proposing a deal more fit for a nations surrender in a war.
The UK can fuck the EU real bad just by going no deal, I'm a Spaniard and I think we would get hit hard, but I want them to leave out of spite for the fucking EU

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OP, EES A RIGHT NUTTAH HE EES

The only thing most of Yea Forums knows about is modern pop culture, so of course the only thing they can do is mock and imitate it.

I sure am glad Yea Forums isn't 95% Spanish-speaking scum majority! Good thing we protected our cultural heritage instead of inventing guilt to justify destroying it to make the rich richer!

NORF FC

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British culture is so elegant I saw it on Downton Abbey

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GAME smells like BO. Cex is for pure chads.

fucking poms

Yeah, I think once the economy bounces back and we're out for good, the rest will follow. The EU as it is now will not exist in 5-10 years, I'm sure.

It's coming home.

Oi m8s you heard that Zniggy reboot is on the way? It'll be a bloody masterpiece!

>Not just using Amazon to get games for 40 quid instead of 60

Will you fucking retards stop endangering the stability of the global economy in order to dab on whoever lives on the opposite side of the Channel from you? Thanks.
t. America

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I only buy pre-owned bruv, so i pay a lot less at cex.

Godspeed to the UK, I really want out of the fourth reich real bad

OI, Give me that game. Bobs your uncle. RIGHTO CHEERIO. how about some tea, bisquits, and crumpets love? WICKED

I LOVE PAKISTAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you go from this...

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I mean, CEX and Game are interchangeable at this point unless you're buying actually old shit. CEX is a bit of a rip-off really. Game generally offers the same or better value these days anyways. Especially for Switch games.

I want an actual good brexit party to exist. The tories are too busy in-fighting and the Brexit part themselves are just bootleg UKIP and have no ideas for the country beyond getting out.

Germany literally cannot stop itself from global economic shitposting.

...to this?

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What games are you lads playing? God save the Queen!

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based, inshaalah brother.

ITT: 'loicence' spam

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>quoting a literally who jewtuber and IGN ME
I hope that's a bootleg copy and not the official box art

OI, WHERES YER NORF LOICENCE?

>the only workshop is powder kegs
>healing church garb is the only one left for women
>pebbles get a 5000% damage boost
Kos wills it.

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'Pakis' is in bold, it's the little touches

Norf is a brilliant meme. Savior of a creatively bankrupt parade of wojaks, and a more scathing critique of the Brits than any of the endless tide of /int/niggers proudly displaying their butthurt can manage.

Deano is great too.

jamaican beef patty in the oven for me lad

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I'm really glad this site allows autistic people in the community to have a creative outlet

Why hasn't CEX died yet Lads? Grainger games only lasted 5 years so why is this the exception

loist me shitpoisten loicense

Its equal parts scathing criticism and deep seated affection.

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download like 1tb of porn, put it on a hard drive. There fixed it for you.

love her thickness .. got more brits or just brit sluts?

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isn't america full of ghettos where you get beaten for being white?

Neither was any clown who's had the job since at least the 70s but hey

Everyone in Bongland knows or has at least seen someone like this in their life, and that's why it's such an effective shitpost.

DVDs and phones keep it afloat, rather than the vidya.

>Gluten Tag
top level offensive

my god, the goblins...

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i have 2,7tb of porn... and still find something good

3 tb is soo little (vr is just 5-13 gigs for a clip)

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And yet he's had 100 times more pussy than you'll ever get in your entire life

Nah, its full of ghettos where you get caught in the crossfire between two gangs. They're at least smart enough to know that the cops will fuck their whole operation if they ever target a whitey who isn't in the game deliberately.

daily reminder that bongs are yank and zog slaves and have followed them into literally every violent imperialist war theyve gone on. imagine literally being americas pathetic lapdog lmfao, the first world laughs at brits

where are some no-go zones in UK? I thought we didn't have any yet

Source? Monsters on females is the only thing gets me going now.

i fuck ugly british tourists that come to my country all the time, meanwhile that 100% anglo beast is covered in such a thick coat of grease and slime that if he ever tried to approach a woman that wasn't an anglo hambeast they'd be utterly disgusted

100x0=0

2.7 is enough you weirdo

I've known tons of attractive girls at uni who were obsessed with him. Their pussies would get wet at the mention of his name.

I don't get feeling patriotic towards a football team in the current year... Isn't every football team african now? It doesn't make sense

watch blacked then

>complaining about the license meme
>porn is literally getting banned in your country in just a few days

at least mutts can jack off without their government sending armed drones to destroy their computer lmfao

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COME ON ABDUL SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

It's the money that gets them wet. He has zero personality and is an ugly ginger

an attractive girl to british people is someone that would never pass for a 5/10 anywhere else

shota is also banned but I fap to it every day

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>tfw lazy as fuck and like those meal deals
oi m8 three pands just for a deli meat sandwich, a tub of strawbs and a lucozade sport? don't mind if i do!

OI OI PIP PIP F00KIN MUTTS EH W0T? MIND NOT THE SHITFUCKTONNE O'MUDSLIME DARKIES OUT THE OL' GLASS!
BONG O'CLOCK TIME TO WATCH MADAME NIGGER DOCTOR WHOM PIP DIDDLY FUCK MY ASS I'M A WORTHLESS IRRELEVENT
F A G
M88888888888=>~~~

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Alri Deano can you lend me a 20

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No they like that he's "sensitive" and "unique" and "understands them" because he plays a guitar with a high-pitched voice and writes songs about women issues like teenage love and prostitution.
And yet you still couldn't fuck those 5/10s.

Thoughts on Manchester?

If its greggs it has to be steak and cheese roll.

Having done nothing but masturbate to cartoons for decades I will be astounded if any website I use will implement these changes. This should be about as effective as the attempts to block pirate bay and general piracy have been.

alri tbf, i much prefer norf to souf

t. midul

Full of uppity hipster cunts who think they're special because Morrissey came from there.

i cant wait for them to impliment a Yea Forums license and obscenity ban so we can be rid of brits for good

It's not happening, it's impossible to enforce, they keep talking about it to keep boomer voters happy and in line

>And yet you still couldn't fuck those 5/10s.
this is literally what ever british man that comes to my country looks like, i fuck british women just by bathing

Don’t worry Americans, I know you guys are pissed about being homeless because you couldn’t pay off the medical bills from being shot 8 times this week ;-)

This already is English Yea Forums

wot you sayin about me looks lad

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are your stab wounds healing up
how are the teeth after the last operation

Dont underestimate the police state of the UK
Absolutely useless on actual crime, but this shit is the higher ups favorite thing to do

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>;-)
As a Brit, drown yourself.

Er no british men look like this you bigot

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TV Licences are still a joke and are barely enforced,when they go home down its just preying on early onset alzheimer's old people

VPNs exist bro, Opera comes with one built in.

'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate yanks
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate dagos
'ate the EU

Love football
Love me wife
Love me mam
Love pints
Simple as

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BASED

Its only going to block Mindgeek's websites. That's PornHub, RedTube and YouPorn. They can't block any other sites, if they did, either the government would be storing that information and would be blatantly collecting private information and taking steps to becoming even more of a police state than it already is, or that MindGeek will store information based on other companies. Which no one is going to allow.

Just use a fucking VPN, god knows you should have one already. Or just stop looking at 3DPD

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northeners are pretty based

>This already is English (simplified) Yea Forums
ftfy

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Birmingham is full of pakis

ah, reminds me of my shitposting days on /brit/
too many GIMMICK posters though, put me off
that weird cunt with the blog still post?

have intercourse

POO

any lads in t'thread? 3Head

Here's your (You).

>nipple
Bless your soul in the afterlife user

Oi me nan's a paki ya cunt

I'm a delicate boy in a working class town
But I'm good at pretending to be calm and nonplussed, so nobody suspects a thing heehee
Just gotta walk past these chavs, n-no big deal haha

Post boipussy

WE'RE THE ONLY TEAM IN LONDON WITH A EUROPEAN CUP!

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Literally made for BBC

source? or is this just all in your head
gst off the internet for a bit mate

Birmingham isnt the North retard

As a bong this is true
What people consider "good looking" in this country wouldn't even be looked at as average in any other country.

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The employees smell like weed
The customers smell like body oder and fags

>Gluten Tag

No I'm vegan.