It's spooky

>It's spooky

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ugly men

Why does she make people here so angry?

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chair clattering thread?

it's repetitive

This felt so forced and fake. I’m guessing she was just nervous but if a 35 year old man came out on stage acting like that everyone would be talking about what a social retard he is.

her game is going to be abysmal nipponjank

this speech is my lecital
i tink it very vital
to lock a lhyme
thats right on time
it's spooky

marinate

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itsu spooorky

That's because she's a girl. Girls should be cute, men shouldn't. I know it's easy to get it confused if you're American.

Keanu also acted a little goofy and everyone loved it.

Rent free.

This. The mangled english is not a problem, it’s the gesticulations.

OBESE

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>A girl? Doing cute girly things? At an entertainment presentation? NO, she should have come out in a chair and solemnly, robotically explained the game, then personally handed me a large McMac with fries and left the stage. This cute shit is disgusting!

Depends if you look like a corporate dicksucker or like a genuine passionate person.

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I don't know man, the unravel dude was kind of nervous but he got similar comments like her
won't argue that it felt a bit forced, but maybe that's how she could calm herself or something
she's not that cute, though

I like how Yea Forums always argue about her gestures in these threads, it's like Yea Forums can't comprehend girls acting cute.

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>kind of nervous
He was shaking uncontrollably, he couldn't even keep the puppet still
Very cute tho

I want to cum in her 5 times in a row but I'm also really interested Ghostwire. It's a double whammy that might be enough to make it my favorite thing from E3.

Hardly an equivalent

>not hugging her tight and protecting her from the world

I can do that while I creampie her. In fact, it would be better.

It really is the exact same thing though retard. But it's true that it's socially stimulating for girls to be more silly, but Keanu was definitely being silly yet he's so charismatic it was not awkward whatsoever. If most other men acted like he did, it would be very hard to watch.

What a fag

It's the female equivilant of tak fuji going "extreeeeeme", both are based and believe in their product with all their hearts

She was cute but her "mite ne!" thing felt pretty forced

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I feel so bad for Tak Fuji. He's literally, to this day, still spamming "extreeeeeme" shit on twitter constantly and everyone only ever talks to him to him while mentioning extreeeeme and making him say it.
Imagine being reduced to the extreeeeme guy for years upon years and it never ever ends.

Are you sure that's a woman? It looks like a 50 year old male

I even thought it was somebody with downs syndrome before I realized it was a chink

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royalnaught.com/entry/virgin-japan
>Virginity ratio of unmarried Japanese women

*2015*
age 18-19 74.5%
age 20-24 64.5%
age 25-29 32.6%
age 30-34 31.3%
age 35-39 33.4%

Reminders:
- You can teach English in Japan if you have any degree. It doesn't have to be an English degree.
- The average salary for full-time English teachers in Japan is ~$86,000/year. The part-timers drag the overall average down.

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WHOA BRO. Almost as if men and women aren't the same and aren't equivalents.

WHOA

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It will be easy mode, Yea Forums.

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What if you're ESL though?

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Incel started spamming asian fetish folder next

Then you teach your native language if you have a degree for it?

>M’lady

holy shit

This in me in every country. Heh.

People seemed generally supportive of the unraveled guy.

OBSESSED

I wish she had explained the game

So what did we learn class, sex of the presenter doesn’t matter. What truly matters is if they possess high charisma.

Pretty much.

youtube.com/watch?v=VU2d_Pld3w8

he was quite breathtaking

WAOW

japs are autistic

Does this game even exist

>if a 35 year old man came out on stage acting like that everyone would be talking about what a social retard he is.
Are you raceblind or something? It's all about her being Jap. If a Jap guy did all this shit everyone would laugh for the same reasons and think "oh you"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninety-Nine_Nights_II

Her poor English and pronunciation along with the fact that Japanese do not speak this way, do not share this kind of humor, and don't have a "le spooky meme" make it painfully obvious some marketing faggot wrote the speech for her.

We are really at the stage of cope where roasties are literally inventing conspiracy theories on how Ikumi is not actually cuter than them.

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Yea Forums - white knights and simps

Both deserve a bullet for acting like children.

Thank you for calling me white.

This.
>asian girl appears at e3
>waifufags everywhere

>asian man appears at e3
>pic related

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Forgot to attach the picture of me

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Damn, she was 20 in 2004..

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Americans are precisely the only ones who eat up this kind of manchild act, since all american millennials are mentally 5.

That's because he's Chinese though.

>Thank you for calling me white.
Why would anyone want to be balding at obese at 20?

>balding at obese
Let me guess, you are Israeli.

Looks like a 24 year old today desu.

>The way his hands were shaking when he showed the toy
He truly was too pure for EA

notto riri. She ruks 30
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As Jewish as you are white, which is to say.. not at all.

Try again pigskin

Is there anything more cucked than an American drooling over the Japanese?

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There isn't a drop of testosterone left in Europe.

Yellow fever faggots are the reason the white race is dying. None of them ever get laid because they waste time saving shit like and fapping over other white guys getting laid to actually go out and have sex.

This site is fucked. Only /pol/ makes any sense anymore calling out these fucking bug fucker.

Yeah, it all relies on American machos.

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She isn't video games, also this site is full of homosexual faggots who like cock over pussy and boobs.

this webm should be called "incel"

Would've rather had Shinji talk about it than her. Like yeah she was kind of cute but I also don't know who the fuck she is.

Why do retards keep posting this like it means anything
>a vapid hookup dating site filled with people either trying to get laid or money
So whites are the biggest retards in regards to getting green card'd and social status boosters for bugs and illegals? Have you ever had sex by the way? You personally, unironically. Just because you were white?

I'm just telling you as a 6 year resident weeb in Japan that no living Japanese person speaks that way.

Not him but she was definitely talking cutesy. That's not to say it was forced. It could be since her English is bad that she spoke simpler as to not make her accent so obvious.

Lots of people like to hide their accents because they think they sound dumb, so they avoid big words and try to speak simpler ones to get their point across. That said, that is highly unlikely how she acts all of the time, and was more of a performance.

roastie

>also this site is full of homosexual faggots who like cock over pussy and boobs.
No, this site is full of people who are annoyed at pussy and boob worshipping retards who can't make their fucking LE WAIFU TITTY threads on /h/, or can't fucking stop worshipping some bugwoman like a bunch of fucking simps.

Go look at Yea Forums and the yellow flash shit going on. People are tired of you horny fucks talking about O ME SO HORNY HEY FELLOW user AREN'T I SO COOL AND NOT GAY FOR BEING HORNY xDxD

Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. Jerk off you fucking sperg

how many kids do you have?

Reminder

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She's really cute. Hope her blowing up online helps popularize her and Shinji's game.

She's the creative director of the game
Mikami introduced her because she's his successor or something, he's been trying to retire from the industry for a while now

>the country that has a cultural fetish for girls acting energetic and trying to be endearing in a somewhat juvenile manner do not do this
>the country that mass produces media featuring fictional female characters doing this sort of thing don't actually have this kind of humor

T R I G G E R E D

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She's a character designer who did concept work for Evil Within, Okami and Bayonetta.

1, not even for muh culture bullshit. Because I wanted to and I could. Eat shit retard. If you're "proud" to be white but aren't having kids you're a fucking idiot. What good is pride is something that will die with you? Fucking bandwagoning nigger.

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Yellow fever is a mental illness.

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Liking fat white women is a mental illness.

That top image is funny because it was made unironically and look at the emphasis on the guy's dick and a heart coming out of it.

Yellow fever niggers are literally vapid fetishists who don't actually like Asian women but just the idea of them they've created in their heads. In other words; literally incels
>m-muh traditional woman
These faggots will never have sex

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He doesn't direct games anymore but he still plays some Miyamoto-type role within his company I think
both him & Nakamura weren't happy with how TEW2 turned out too apparently

What's spooky is her tendency to rape children.

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No, giving women rights is the main reason you retard.

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Why do you even care though?

He's trying to save the west by shitposting on Yea Forums.

Why do all asian males' "anti-yellow-fever" memes involve some theme of "You are short!"

The insecurities shine through so clearly, lol

We had multiple Japanese devs come up and have translators
There's no need to force a Jap who can't speak English to read an English speech

She just isn't good at pronouncing it you fucking actual racist
English is really goddamn hard for Japanese

It's fucked up how anime has melted the minds of these incels and made them think women should be "cute". Little girls are cute. Anime is made by pedophiles and watched by pedophiles who masturbate to little anime girls but pretend it's okay by calling them "lolis".

No women should ever be "cute". They never have been either. Real life women are meant to by beautiful and elegant. Actual Japanese men who run society don't think women should be cute but should be modest. Your faggot animes mistranslate this into being "cute" when it's not what is intended. Only otaku pedophile losers who worship plastic figures think women should be cute. You're never ever going to find love in real life if you keep wanting real life women to behave like anime girls written by pedophiles.

imagine being this dead inside

>Yellow fever faggots are the reason the white race is dying
No it isn't. Also subhuman basement dwellers don't have a right to a view on such things anyway.

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>most of those have different filenames
>meanwhile you keep reposting this and at most only change the last 4 numbers
AHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS OBSESSED FAGGOT. He literally waits all day to post this when someone points out what a fucking faggot he is. Have sex

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They have different filenames because you use Yea Forums X's "use random UNIX timestamp filename" option, Tenda.

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Genuinely based

>Tenda
Literally who? Fucking obsessed schizo cuck who posts other guys getting some but never him. Lmao.

No Asian woman will ever want to be with you while you are infected with yellow fever. They can sense it on you. Remember that next time you see a """cute""" Asian girl on the street.

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>china
>bitches think that every white man is some high grade businessman

ITT

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>why yes, I do have a receding hairline and post pro-white images on a video games board. How did you know?

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WHITE PIG GO HOOOME

gayest post itt. truly hope for your sake it's bait

YEEEEAAAAAH
WOOOOOOOOH

>two maladjusted people make a maladjusted child
I can't believe this happened

Tenda & his incel friend are both here.
They are ready to show you whites who is boss.
This will show them

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You mean to tell me, that people doing a presentation speak differently than people in everyday life? WHAT. THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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I wouldn't expect most Japanese people to speak in English so I guess you're right

yellow fever is so 2012

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lmao

This is what mental illness looks like, holy shit

...

youtube.com/watch?v=JJsSoaomZSw

royalnaught.com/entry/virgin-japan
>Virginity ratio of unmarried Japanese women

*2015*
age 18-19 74.5%
age 20-24 64.5%
age 25-29 32.6%
age 30-34 31.3%
age 35-39 33.4%

Reminders:
- You can teach English in Japan if you have any degree. It doesn't have to be an English degree.
- The average salary for full-time English teachers in Japan is ~$86,000/year. The part-timers drag the overall average down.

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>Reddit users tricked into funding a White Supremacist psy-op to recruit new members
Sounds about right, because that's what it is. Interracial porn spam doesn't just piss off the racists. It also plays off of the insecurities of the lonely and dispossessed and makes them fitting candidates to be trained and outfitted for suicide attacks.

Imagine thinking that faggots anecdotal evidence with his ugly ass chink wife means shit.

nigger loving is so 1861, fuck off

>All these threads about anons wanting to fuck the creative director
>I'm just sitting here excited for Ghostwire Tokyo because the concept intrigues me and it could be pretty fantastic if they execute it well

>The average salary for full-time English teachers in Japan is ~$86,000/year
>Source: My gaping asshole

where the sauce at faggot

>35 year old man came out on stage acting like that everyone would be talking about what a social retard he is.

But a 54 year old man did it and we all love him too. Seethe harder retard.

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>race mixing

Have fun being with someone that doesnt care about your culture, children that dont look like you and have to learn two languages, having to travel to some backwater village to visit her parents that you cant even talk to.

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bettendorf doing this thing where he doubleposts on his phone to make it look like people agree with him is the cutest thing

it's like when a little cat hunches its back up to try to look bigger than it is

if he didn't spend 16 hours per day spamming on Yea Forums he could probably get a girlfriend, but i guess it's easier to tell himself that whites are stealing them all and he has no chance

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>move to japan
>ladies are kinda cute|
>get lots of big smiles walking around
>neighbors get weirdly friendly, asking to touch my arms and shit
>the idea of being in a relationship with someone i can barely communicate with sounds like the worst idea ever
>stick to dating americans

sorry anons

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This is your brain on /pol/.

>"where is the equality! oy vey!" - the post

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Never trust someone who uses the words racist, or sexist unironically.