Literally THE only AAA game you should be hyped about

kojima is a fraud

>makes your celebrity wankfest irrelevant
Maybe next time, Kojimbo

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is it on steam? otherwise I'm not interested

Is this the biggest example of sheep mentality?
Literally all we've seen is walking but everyone must buy it because... hype? A guy I work said he was going to buy the shit out of it and I just thought "Why?"

never ever

>not a rehash
>unique world
>unique plot
>unique characters
>good production values
>no tranny pandering

need I say more?

finally a game nobody will spoil me before playing it

kojima has never made a non metal gear game so it will be interesting to play

Just because you only saw walking doesn't mean a lot of other things were shown.

Bitch play Snatcher and Policenauts.

not him but those are pre-metal gear

No they aren't. Meryl cameos in Policenauts. And he didn't even say anything about pre metal gear. Fuck everyone on Yea Forums is an idiot, except for me.

those aren't games

You don't even know what a game is.

sounds like a cool movie

it's the opposite
Meryl's appareance was based on a Policenauts character

>caring about hackjima walking simulator trash with laughably bad gameplay and a convoluted 3deep5u story
>omg but le hollywood actor!

no thanks I'm not a retard

>walking/fedex simulator
Fuck off Kojima you hack.

>hasn't even played the game
>already hates it

Why couldn't Kojimbo just make another fallout/gta/skyrim/cyberpunk clone?

It was bound to be shit the second Shitjima worked on it because he's a hack

What games are you looking forward to instead of DS?

Doom Eternal

Oh, you've already played it?

NMH3

latest trailer gave me a good taste of what's next to come

'83
Cyberpunk 2077
My Friend Pedro
Psychonauts 2
Destroy All Humans remake
Dying Light 2

this IS the only AAA game I'm waiting for, but i'm cautiously optimistic.

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>Hyping anything the year of our Lord two thousand and nineteen

It's still gonna be good though. Xtrannies BTFO.

nothing really. too old and jaded to "look forward for games". sure death stranding seems interesting but i'm not in any hurry. probably pick it up next year or something unless it ends up sucking dick.

First he btfo the ruse tranny caramel now this.
Can Kojima even stop btfo trannies?

Popolocrois sequel 2020. I hope it wont be another mobile game.

Is that Star Fox?

Fewer niggers than cyberpunk
That's the future I want to live in

>literally a walking simulator

Kojima only made masterpieces
there is no reason to doubt

When did you start worshipping Godjima?

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What kind of pussy ass bingo is a 3x3 grind?

>only care cause muh kawaii asian womeme was on stage
have sex, incel

>arena shooter with master chief

t. Kojimbot

>not a rehash
god of war was pretty well received and it was a rehash
>unique world
god of war just used the generic norse setting
>unique plot
"oh no I must defeat the guy that beat me at the start of the game"
>unique characters
angry man
belligerent drunk man
small annoying child
>good production values
It doesn't though. It looks exactly the same as every other E3 title that is inevitably downgraded. Especially given it's going to be a ps4 exclusive there's not even a reason to try and push the hardware when it was already outdated 6 years ago when it came out.

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imagine paying for Kojima to go fanboy with literal who actors

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Link's Awakening

>projecting this hard
I don't care who the developer is, her game has a much better premise than Death Stranding. It's weird freaky shit in an interesting setting, rather than a big empty world with a couple of literal-who celebs that Kojima fangirls over.

not even worth replying to, you tried way to hard

>no you!
good arguement, little fag. why even waste your time here if you hate it so much

same, but I'm pretty sure thiis game nowehere near as good as Saibaapanku nisen nanajuunana

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pretty much thisbut i'll reply for him
>god of war just used the generic norse setting
this game was shit desu. Creating a new unique (and fucked up to a point nobody knows a shit after few trailers) world is interesting at least, a lot more interesting than beating dead horse norse mythology is. AND GOD THANK YOU Elden Ring turned to have its own mythos instead of this norse shit, I love new mythos and worlds

The rest of this post is too stupid to even care about.

Because of the wholly unique world, deep traversal mechanics, the combat mechanics, and the rather original and unique cast of characters.

>EAT STANDING
What did Kojimber mean by this?

Why do I need to be looking forward to something? I'll find out about good games eventually once they've been released and reviewed by non-shills.

vr rapeplay

Don't tell me what to be hyped about, kid.

i respect this approach

the name of a new genre of games. based Kojima

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>I'm not into it so you shouldn't be either
kys

>hyped about something that will look ridiculous in 5 years from now
Nah

Don't tell me what to tell you, gramps.

This game will be either, a masterpiece or a total flop, there is no middle ground.

Oh yeah, after MGS V I'm fucking stoked to get my expectations trampled again.
Kojimadrones are the lowest form of human shit.

>Kojimadrones
a weird way to spell CDPRdrones

It's Kojima World Order

why is he so perfect? even when making a shitty game (the phantom pain), it's still soulful and you can't hate it

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>gameplay