How to make a successful thread on Yea Forums?

>now that that dust has settled

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post baldmen
pretend youre a girl
post infographics that are absolutely false

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Express an opinion
Extra points for presenting it as fact

I just post the cute link thread and then it picks up speed when the boy shows up and starts posting

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>"tfw *insert video game trope*"
Alongside a reaction face from hentai.

you should make a thread

Post some literal who's Twitter opinion

I can't even create threads or post images and i live in a major American city. No wonder the board is shit

e celebs. ass, boobs. "DEFEND THIS WEEBS"/other similar redditor and normalfag OPs. You could also consider posting a liveleak where you hang yourself that'll get a thread going.

Falseflag, shitpost and bait

>Any games with this feel?

Don't talk about video games
The fastest way to get your thread deleted is by actually talking about video games

Can someone post the large copy pasta with all the phrases this board uses? Like
>apologize
>now that the dust has settled...
>what’s her name
>what a game where I can do/be X
>what was their problem?

I’m obviously missing a lot

>what went so wrong?
>what did they mean by this?
>for me it’s [waifu name]

For me, it's the McChicken.

There's a few of them. It's fun to go back in time and see terms pop up and drop off the list.

What did he mean by this? Thoughts? Apologize to him Yea Forums. Explain yourselves. Well? Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Prove him wrong. Protip: you can't. Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much? Yea Forums BTFO. Would you? Is he "our" guy? He did nothing wrong! Will you buy his game? Buy his game. Convince me to NOT buy this game. Find a flaw. Apologize Yea Forums!. Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit? I'm glad we can all agree on this. How did we go from this...to THIS? JUST. Hold me Yea Forumsros. How do we fix this? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Whas it kino? What am I in for? What are some games that let me do this? Name 1 (ONE) game that does this. What went wrong? Why is this allowed? Will this save the gaming industry? Can we get one of these threads going? LOL. Keep it vidya. Really makes you think. Will you protect her smile Yea Forums? Just played this, what did I think of it? *blocks your path* Here's your controller bro! Oh no no no no no no *breathes in*. What the fuck were they thinking? Claim you're waifu! People fell for the X meme. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* This is your ____for tonight. This is ____ say something nice about him/her. *Inhales*. Yikes!. >X is in. X was never good. X killed millions!. X is a cute! A cute!. Games for that feel?. One copy of X, please. *tink tink tink* AHEM!. Cunny thread!. *random twitter pic* kek. *reaction gif* >objective: survive. Enemy can open doors. The absolute STATE of ____!. Yikes! Cringe. Cope. Seething. Dilate. Have sex. You have to go back. Oh no no no no no no.

Pander to weeb porn addiction.

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praise the jannies and trannies

>mcgarbage
get some real food bub

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NIGGERS

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N WORDS

fpbp

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