How would you use a pokemon in real life?

Hypnotize trainers, that is. Whoops

Do you think the government would have an elite team of pokemon trainers to stop people from doing illegal shit using pokemons

GIVE ME YOUR HAT

It's also the most retarded since it doesn't work.

Why is she so titty

There are lot of fetishes that don't work in reality you know

This artist draws very cute girls. Too bad he wastes it on a shit tier fetish.

Name two (2) that don't work irl

unlike good old petrification and vore, you know

Pokemon would always make great company for sexy girls

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based

how about 2 of mine

invisible girl and time stop

Micro/Macro unless someone develops a shrinking ray
Futa unless someone develops a give-girls-penis ray

I'd pay it to fuck me

full retard much

Sleep on Snorlax's belly
Ride around on top of venusaur
Play chess with alakazam

Depends on the pokemon. Most likely a poly relationship with all my pokemon.

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Cock sock and bed cuddling

As a friend and companion.

MOMMY!

Yeah it does, you dumb nigger

Love and loyalty

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Don't say things like that

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I would put them on a stripper pole in my bar obviously

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gardevoir is for marriage
humans for side hoes

Hypno would do a lot of work fo rme

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h-haha

>Ditto
I mean come on now

That is pretty sexy.

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I want this but me Instead of the girl, and a Gardevoir Instead of the Hypno

sauce

Nice tummy!

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/Ourqueen/

user pls. I'm at work.

Servicing Gardevoir is your new job now.

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Pick up a Glaceon and use it as a portable AC

Cute. CUTE!!!

as a smug cocksock

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I fucking wish

I want the source too.

What the fuck is even this thing?

FUCK YOU

>robots like in westworld
what?
i watched the first episode and they aren't "robots"
show was shit btw

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Cruise through the oceans on a Sharpedo. Troll mapmakers with Tyranitar.

source

God I love pictures like these

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gardevoir - fucking
dunsparce - chilling

This but the opposite

I need more cream!

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Furau

Become a trillionaire bioterrorist, duh.
How 'bout a challenge?
>randompokemon.com/

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do you think female pokemon trainers ever fuck their pokemons for fun? haha

gave me a fucking heart attack m8

I'd have a Magmar and Vileplume to chill with and a Mismagius for WOOWOO.

Kero?

haha

Tsuyu fags BTFO

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Use them to whitewash people.

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>got lugia on the first roll
neat

Awww he's smiling :)

>it's a white person
Why?

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Nope. Arab.

Even though I love hypnosis and try to play everything with even a little bit of hypno/mc content I am forced to agree with this. "you are getting sleepy, you will now fuck me" has absolutely abused the genre into the ground. Lately been reading chyoa to get my fix in spite of the atrocious quality ratio that comes with the anyone can continue the story format.

>this character is black please keep them black
>I'm a body positive cosplayer, I cosplay who I want when I want!
I don't know, it's too easy. I don't really care any more.

Dynamax my gardevoir and make it sit on me

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I'd use Lucario to get back at everyone who bullied me in school

She's not even black. She's clearly just tanned.
You know, like people who regularly go to the beach are? And not black people who are well known for not being able to swim in any capacity.

Therapy. I think their presence would do a lot in keeping my heart calm.

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>He doesn't know
user... Dynamaxing is more like a "physical" hologram, you'll just be sat on by air pretty much.

This but with Greninja

it's actually a mudslime

Watch the movie instead where there actually are robots.

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this man gets it

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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Is it hard for people to have a reasonable take on twitter?
Reading the thread where that one artist that makes painfully boring or funny comics, the one where the punchline is basically "this trainer is Scottish lmao", said she would recolor her drawing of Nessa and seeing all her fans white knighting her an telling her how perfect her art is or how people criticizing her were bullies was really pathetic. There's a better way to tell artist they messed up Nessa's skin tone than making bunch of aggro posts, and the insane reaction to go all the way to the other side and pretend like it isn't happening is pretty ridiculous too, I'm tried of seeing this shit when I just want to look up art or this cocoa cutie.

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I'm going to choose to ignore canon for the sake of my own degenerate fetishes. That's why I also believe dynamaxing works on humans too.

It depends.
Male? Have it fuck me in the ass.
Female? Fuck it.
Genderless? Rub my dick against it.
Any Pokemon at all btw.

>the meme

>Rub my dick against it.
heh

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Sharpedo isn't genderless though

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That alien selection is weak as fuck. Edits when?

What meme? Go to a swimming pool, or the beach.

>tfw no Ditto fuck toy

Pokemon fucking female trainers is pretty hot.

JESUS FUCK GET OUT OF MY LIFE DEMON

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to come up with the correct answer.

Keep on waiting.
There's already unironically loads of research being done into mind control by studying neurology and neural nets.
There's already been loads of work into reading minds using fmri using things like word2vec.
Since arxiv seems to be down see webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Kscgaea2udkJ:https://arxiv.org/pdf/1806.05177 &cd=11&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au&client=firefox-b as an example.
We're all unironically absolutely fucked.

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*uses Simple Beam*
hehe, nothing personnel, kid

Chloroform. IRL it can take like 5 minutes to actually effect someone (if applied with a rag) and can also just kill you, if it works at all.

Bruh...

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oh and furry I guess

>hypnosis makes her tits grow
bueno

No user that's gravity.

Its 6 am u bastard

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This. But only Gardevoir!

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I wouldn't. I'd live a peaceful and productive life instead of becoming a glorified hobo cat lady.

I'd only have a Ditto. As to how I'd use it, make a guess.

>Image loading slowly
>See what I think is gonna be a child
>Nope the fuck out thinking it's going to be CP

I would find Jirachi and wish for it to be my wife and not go back to its 1000 year old sleep.

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What is that

>How would you use a pokemon in real life?

I think a Hoppip would make a fun, extremely low maintenance, pet.
I'd figured it'd be, like, a significantly less aggressive cat? It'd spend the vast majority of it's day just resting in the sun, it's idea of a good time would be climbing around on shit, jumping off it, and then fluttering around like a less-lethal drone.... They wouldn't eat that much since photosynthetic cells and probably shit in a box like a cat.

Might enjoy a sprits of cool water with a spray bottle every once in a while instead of brushing.

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alakazam, it has an iq of 5000, literally too smart to be alive. have it go solve society and turn us into a post scarcity society that is spacefaring fucking ayy lmaos

Or just use its 5k IQ to fuck us all both figuratively and literally.

lol
:^)

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>ree don't fuck with my art
lol, get fucked.

>saw so much porn of this shit already I dont even flinch

Not that its scary anyway

inevitably use them for sex
id only catch male pokemon and subtly flirt with them as i raised them
eventually one would get strong and confident enough to rape me

Same.

>basically tells the artist to fuck off
based

Wait what?

Eat out a milotic's slit

It would finally be time to die getting suffocated by arceus as he uses his massive tail to smother me against his huge flat and barren ass

Probably only the dragon/horse like pokemons. I have saw some evidence on this.

>unironically siding with a cunty SJW weeaboo

I will get a seviper and make her rely on my cock for sustained heat.

damn there's so many cute pokemon i don't know who to choose

I might need to peer review that evidence buddy.

like this

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WHITE WOMEN FUCK ANYTHING

Anybody have that one picture of Arceus with the fat ass?

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

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I would use squitle as a bidet

CUNNY

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>muh dont steal/edit/repost artists
Need to fuck off. Once it's posted on the internet, you can do anything with it.

Describe it better than that dude, they all got fat asses.

that is... too high up

by kingofacesx?

Marketing is already a successful form of mind control, I don't doubt for a second that something more advanced is on the line.

Found it

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pokemonfags are no different to furies

Why you gotta be like that user?

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>arceus with a completely normal and on model ass if not smaller than the concept art
>fat

>use
>not love

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just like touhoufags are just weeb bronies

excuse me what?

jusd wanna hav sex with eev

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Why are these memes being made of wooloo only and not for the dozens of other shit it was done to also within minutes of their reveal

Feel free to post fatter

I would ride an Onix and go on adventures! I love Onix!

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onix looks like a stone turd

Tfw no serperiorbro to go on adventures with and hotdog inside the tent

you look like a stone turd

>Denying it
Look at the shape, he objectively does.

>Uses these two to casually take over the world

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Alakhazam could help with that too

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Transformation
Vore

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>hypno where the pokemon turns the males into bimbos

How can I find a based robophile gf like this?

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I would get a snake pokemon thats male and arrange blowjob competitions with my friends, two people pick a cock each and get to work, since snakes can only cum from one dick at a time, whoever's dick cums first wins the round.

man, you learn something new about animal dicks every day

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>user hosts worlds first snake bj tourney

what is this face/fetish called?

Its called _____SIKE

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Anteater

you look like a shape

vacuum lips

hyottoko blowjob

>B'arzz O'oomm
Excellent tastes.

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Hyottoko blowjob/
Blowjob face

Yeah but a jumpluff would shed like a motherfucker

Stop reminding me.

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I will get a Primarina and use my cock to give it its necessary throat exercises

Its truly sad

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Are you new? Art of "BOY POKÉFAGS SURE ARE QUICK TO LEWD NEWMONS!" get made systematically at the start of every new generation, about as fast as the actual lewds, if not faster.

Easy.

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TFP Starscream and Knock Out

Not bad

I love metal_owl.

He does know the secret to the boner but I just wish he would quit it with the smegma

god horse sheathes are fucking hot

Like a fleshlight.

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what use would the be in real life?
they are potentially dangerous and using them like in the games would be unethical and illegal, so they are really just a strange and very costly pet that can do some crazy shit.

get an abra and use teleport to save countless time and money

Charizard to burn everything to the ground.

Based

>unethical and illegal
Where do you think we are.png

I would finally realize the dream I've had since I was a child, blastoise would be my dad.

to be my friends
and to pet my ivysaur and tell him he's a good boy

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No she isnt, she could be indian or some other ethnicity but she is clearly too dark to be tanned

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Dont lewd the creator

dude just look at how incompetent the team rockets are, and yet how good a life they're living

I'd be fucking rich, I'd just need a ghost pokemon to go through walls, one that has good hearing and a good nose to sniff out trouble, and I'd be fucking set

though I'd most likely fuck one of my pokemon too, I mean, some of them make it very hard to stay cool

Enlist my Scizor into the Secret Service.

Look up bambi sleep

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sauce?

Based

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What Pokémon will turn me into a cute girl?

OH YES

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manaphy

PorygonZ

>not wanting to get fucked by a cute female Hypno
Plebian.

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Yeah but that also involves turning a cute girl into me and that doesn't seem fair to her

Wait what.

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unown then

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NO NOOOOOOOOO MY DICK

Post the Nagi one

Meanwhile if you do this, everyone goes crazy.

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is there a rest of this image

Based.

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I ain't got it, just made that moments ago.

based

japan believes that all their 10-year old girls start as titty monsters then become 2x4 at age 13 then go to b cups in their early 20s to titty monsters again in their late 20s only to become MEGA evolve into X forme: small, hunched and with barely any signal of tits OR Y forme: slender and well toned mature ladies with firms and gigantic chests

i hate these images not because of the whitewashing but because of how fucking lazy the edit is. turning up the contrast doesn't make a character white and it takes like 4 fucking seconds to change skin tone in photoshop at a more believable level

Its called, Noot Noot.

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Thanks user

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the guy was making a shitty edit as a joke, calm down

SUCTION

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Yes.

>the absolute fucking state of pso2

should have made her blonde as well

And blue eyes.

That´s Xenoblade

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user...

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blowjob duck face on vndb

japshit animu style dressup simulators are all alike

for me its missionary sex for the purpose of bonding and procreation

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Based

Come on man

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Become a robot

Wynaut... could be worse. At least i have a little buddy now

low blow for many of us

>the one where the punchline is basically "this trainer is Scottish lmao"

Sounds like Merryweathery who is an unfunny faggot without a shred of sense of comedy.

Apologies for what will probably be the most boring/least sexy answer but I’d love to start a let’s play channel with my mons.
>user, Pikachu, Haunter and Snorlax get unreasonably upset playing Mario Kart

Nor does giant/size stuff or petrification but here we are.

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>went with just 1 pokemon in the roll for extra challenge
>get fucking rowlet of all things
I can't think of a practical use for it besides just being a spherical owl but I'll take it just to have a friend.

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Hypnosis or otherwise trusting random people to do your taxes sounds really inefficient

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chuckled

it's not a hologram you fag
explain how raids involve gigantic wild pokemons then

they literally say in the presentation it's a natural phenomenon occurring in the galar region only, it's not fucking technology

Octillery

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what if the one I'm hypnotising is an account?

I'd just fly everywhere on my Golurk

not really

I'd sleep on my Snorlax and also sometimes place him in spots to be a huge inconvenience to others

>first roll is Furret
well time to walk arround the world conquering the people's hearts everywhere
youtube.com/watch?v=RVdZs8Vh0O0

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I don't know what it is because I haven't played the recent gens, but I got this lil anchor guy. I guess we could go on nautical adventures together or sing sea shanties or something.

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Ditto! Use Transform to turn into my GF who died before I could say goodbye

doesnt 99% of the pokemon have a pokedex entry where they are literally capable of producing heat equal to a thousand suns and other is capable of generating two seas with their tears or something, while others are able to create plants and shit
probably build some autonomous small village where i can live

Get some ice pokemon to turn my room into Siberia.

I would tellhimto trick room as much as posible and laugth my ass off as avery single thing around me fall into complete mayhem, and the best part no one could cach os unless they where riding a shuckle

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>shad

apparently my computer resolution is too small to get surprised by this

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becoming a designated Arcanine ass eater

I'd still fuck it.

Green are better

Why did that guy escape?

>be EOP
>I will never play this game

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i wanna marry fug

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how would you actually stop people from using Hypno for mass rape

Pokemon Ecci Version. Google it.

Well, Hypnosis only has a 60% chance to hit.

we need to protect tanya

Always have pocketful of Chesto Berries on hand, or hire Komala security guards.

I would just keep an evee and a wooloo as pets. Honestly I’d just want a bunch of cool pets.
But if it were real, yeah I’d be a trainer and just go around maxing my Pokédex. Why not?

Get a benevolent trainer to hypnotize everyone not to do that.

FFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKK

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>sees himself on camera
>doesn't want to be on camera
>books it
>camera pans over
>exposed ass crack for all to see
I cannot imagine that going much worse. At least there was a close up on the tits.

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fucking CHRIST that shit scared me

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I like Magneton I'd probably just be a trainer that does gimmicky as fuck battles where my team of 5 Magnetons and one Magnezone morph and combine together to become giant floating electric death cannons.

Have you seen Hypno's base stats? Most Pokemon could fuck it's shit in.

HELL YEAH NYUGGAH

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>old man with a jew nose
>literal biological creature to evolve with a natural flasher trench coat
Gamefreak know's exactly what they're doing.

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How does it work for our governments in real life to stop gang rapes and just rapes in general? They will do nothing.

Third installment never ever. Nekopara ruined everything

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They said what DOESN’T work, not what DOES work.

:>=

>Oddish
Cute plant friend.

NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

having a bodyguad whit insomnia would do the trick

Why are preschoolers allowed to go around unattended in the pokemon world

How likely was it that Shadman got fucked by his own dad?

Didn't actually expected that, congrats you got me.

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I've been saying this for a while when people hate on NTR. Vanilla is the most deranged fetish there is.

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The same way I'd use a real dog. To have someone who'd care about me.

Anyone have experience with it?

my wife is confirmed to be deleted from the series!
fuck you masuda!

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Definitely just fight mons and travel the world. I would stay grinding and btfo people so I can actually win and not be some asshole with a bug standing in the same corner every day

Damn. Ruining a thread not even past the first post. You're good.

The more we understand about the human brain, the more we will know about how to control and manipulate it.

VR is a good example that people often miss, Full Immersion VR like the matrix is something people often dream about having access to, however it often escapes people that putting on a device that directly interfaces with your brain would make it incredibly easy for someone to control or alter your brain however they wanted.

In fact the threat of this would be so significant that such technology would need practically impenetrable security, an extreme vetting process for any software developed for it and numerous software AND hardware safeguards in place before it could be considered safe to use.

>Banette
Not my favorite pokemon, but I can't complain either. Not sure what I could do with a living doll filled with hatred and curses though.

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Based

OHKO
Hypno has shitty spd/def

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Tour the world and give all the ladies a good laugh.

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I think it was more of a joke than him genuinely not wanting to be on camera.

Ride on, Onix bro

Train my rattata into an eager little cocksleeve.

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hypno is the most based pokemon in existence

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I won't since im not a normalfag

Can anyone here honestly say that if they suddenly had mind control powers they wouldn't use those powers for getting away with rape and theft?
Because it honestly seems like every single person in this thread would instantly abuse the shit out of those powers in the most detestable and selfish way.

Sorry you spelled thicc wrong

I'm sure that if given the power of mind control, quite a many human would try to use them for selfish activities. Not sure if majority, but quite a many regardless.

>loyalty
love on the other hand works

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I'm a bit paranoid so I'd be very careful with how I use it.

If I'm sure I can 100% get away with it I'd probably do it though.

I'd abuse the shit out of in places with low light for sure.

Help better society

Desu id be more concerned about influencing politics and asking if aliens are real than raping people. The people im attracted enough to to HAVE to fuck, to the point of rape, arent real

In all due honesly no, howeber I would go on a prodigius killing spree

So what's up with this new shit wojak edit and how long until it dies out like the rest

Nice bird

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>people were actually scared of this
you're all underage babies

WIN

That's the one. I was checking out their other comics after I saw what was happening, but they're all just a bad. I have no clue how it became so popular.

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>Serperior
What the fuck do I do with that snake now?

Cool it, roastie

Does it count as rape if I use it not to force someone to have sex with me but to make them see me as desirable?

These footfags are getting more vocal

What an ugly picture, are str*ightoids really turned on by this shit?

I accept your concession

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Yes

Yes.
Nice attempt at sidestepping the ethics but you're ultimately doing the same thing regardless, your way is just more circuitous.

I'll be honest, I'd abuse the shit out of it. That sort of power is too great to not use fully and effectively.

I say no.

Because he caters to ironic weebs and underage who think Fortnite humor is comedy gold. His comic art is pretty generic but his other stuff is actually pretty good. Is the same situation with Slugbox, his art is gorgeous but have you read his tweets? He has horrendous taste on everything.

The pretty princess wojak has existed for a long time, you just rarely see it outside /r9k/.

yes

my favourite pokemon is Murkrow so I'm set there

Good compilation if it also showed the breasts.

Not for rape, but probably for other means.

fuck it of course

Tough shit, you're inducing an altered level of consciousness without which they wouldnt consent

rape, no, theft yes. I'd just walk into billionaire's houses, take whatever I like, and make them publicly donate everything else to homeless shelters

>wow user stop being bigoted, ugly people are just as deserving of love as anyone else!
>wow i can't believe you're attracted to non-human characters user, that's creepy and disgusting!

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>ugly people are just as deserving of love as anyone else!
said no woman ever

>How would you use a pokemon in real life?
You don't know?

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The reason I know this is what would happen is that PUAs exist

Pickup Artistry is literally an attempt at IRL mind control for sex. And it's a multimillion dollar industry.

I would spend years carefully testing the extents, limits and potential failings of mind control powers before I ever try doing anything remotely exploitative with them.
I'm a huge fucking cowardly moralfag. I would be reticent to try even using it at all on others in any way, but I'd want to use it for "good", bending the minds of criminals and the mentally ill into upstanding citizens, reducing such things as rape and theft within the world.

Bastion and Grievous are the only good "robots" there and the latter is a cyborg. The rest are boring humanbots. I want Yes Man

based and redpilled

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what? they say that all the time, they don't actually think that is what you mean

Fucking, not this many anons been done dirty in a relationship
I'm calling you guys out

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They say it for women, thats what the representation movement is all about. Fat women and ugly "real" women

Literally cowtits.

based and footpilled

Hopefully you get shot someday.

WHOA THERE user CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE REALISM

No, but many anons are convinced that love is a myth.

If you're honestly the type of person to think that you'd be one to do these sorts of crimes, then you are fucking pathetic and worthless in society right now and have dire mental issues.

>anthro

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>you are fucking pathetic and worthless in society right now and have dire mental issues

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>pretty princess wojak
It even has a fucking name the damn thing. At this point we could probably make a Pokemon style RPG where you collect wojaks instead of crazy animals.

>"why yes, I do, so what?" reaction image
That's why you're pathetic and worthless.

you know your picture is also anthropomorphic right? I think this might be more your speed

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Help me out guys, i can't find any good pokemon beast stuff.
It bugs me to no end, such cute girls in a game about beasts and monsters, but i can't find a lotta doujin or animations.
Yes, i'm probably retarded.

Smells like newfag

Pass me links

based

You can collect these already

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You're in a place created for pathetic and worthless people to flock together, and I don't think you ended up here by accident.

Yes. They tried it on world scale but pokemon got sick of human's shit with wars and what not. After a time they took over for themselves. Now all humans in pokemon are brainwashed into the stupid nice patterns that we see. Excessive violence is channeled into poke fights. The brainwashing is done by psychics, the air, food, and anything the pokes can pollute (re everything).

You still have some outliers but as a whole, very few people can get access to pokemeon that can cause massive destruction without bumping into someone else who can give them a fight.

Are there any pokemon with canon aphrodisiac abilities?

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I always liked the reverse flash one

Funny because she actually went to apologize the artist since she blocked her and told her to fuck off. I guess she's a pussy

So you are pathetic and worthless and think everyone else who browses here is the same? No I simply like video games. But you're definitely an abomination and I'm glad you admit it.

>implying can ever truly love someone unconditionally
Shits only for fairy tales

I love part 2 to this. I would post but it's too lewd for a christian website.

i need Shout to make that Nidoqueen get fucked already

Im more curious than anything, sauce?

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>I simply like video games
What are you doing on Yea Forums then?

go to e621.net

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Because Yea Forums is video games you fucking retard.

She deleted her tweet funnily enough.

>Yea Forums is for video games

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>some one to get my extra leftover food for me
Thanks Vullaby.

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I probably wouldn't. Not because I'm a nice guy, but because I'm so much of an arrogant prick that I'd rather not have anything I didn't rightfully deserve by my own merits.

NOOT NOOT

be a hero
do it

>muh sekret klub attitude we all hate games xD
Fucking pathetic.

>Tornadus Therian
The fuck am I looking at?

The shit eating grin always gets me

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Based user

Embarrassing

Is that sanarpg?

You really are.

says the guy sperging on a laosian wood burning site

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You're the literal definition of sperg.

>Muh contarianism
You haven't even posted here long enough to have experienced the chan kultur xdd you claim to hate, fuck off kiddo.

Hypnosis is most fun when you actually "perform" it on someone and forcibly pleasure them to your will and dominance. It's a surreal feeling

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exhentai.org/g/659512/78747a6cb8/ a solid place to start

Do not lick Sobbles

>no u
>no u
>NO U

You surely are feeling at home right now, aren't you?

You just had to go there man

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probably not rape, but i sure as hell would use it for theft and to manipulate myself into a powerful position

cool shit bro

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This so much. It's hot as hell.

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That doujin got translated already?

Hold the fuck on, is this some fresh 774 doujin?

Oh please. I've been here longer than you have and I have never associated myself with your garbage fucking culture. Never. It's pathetic. I come to Yea Forums for game talk, to tell people my superior opinions, and to shit on chan losers like you. Nobody likes you.

>he thinks hypnosis is just I hypno you now have sex

You don't know the pleasures of slow corruption, memory alteration, personality modification, twisted logic and many more.

Calm down

anything that can learn sweet scent

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e621.net/post/show/1263212

What's the source?

This is exactly how this thread on /vp/ started. OP you dont have to make a million threads to be a fetishfag

But that's furry, isn't it?
I never bothered setting up an account or whatever to get in, figured people were just being elitist, does it actually have more stuff than other sites?

>pokemon isn't furry

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cheers brer

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asuming I'm the only person on earth with pokemon I will do:
>1) learn how to pilot a plane
>2) get 2 Gastlys, an alakazam and two Ekans
>3) board plane
>4) make alakazam read the passagers minds to see if there are more people with piloting capabilities outside the plane's pilots
>5) release the Ekans on plane to cause panic
>6) make my gastly asphixiate every person with piloting capabilities (if they can do it to indian elephants they can do it on humans)
>now that everyone is in panic tell themm that I can pilot but only going to do it for the sum of a million dollars
>if they accept i will land them safely, if not my alakazam can teleport me to my secret hideout on a volcanic island located somewhere on the atlantic ocean just to teleport me back some moments later to see their scared asses now that they accepted I land them safely, now i'm a douchebag hero AND have a million dollars

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nice doggo

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based BLACK BVLL

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Are you aware of the difference between beastiality and furry?
One involves cute girls getting disgraced by disgusting animals, the other ARE disgusting animals.

All I'm saying is that "furry" tends to be used as an umbrella term to refer to art of both animals and anthropomorphized animals. Pokemon are certainly furry, regardless if they're drawn on model on not, at least when talking about the porn

Thank you my lord

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I guess I'm Ash now

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yes it is a good site and it's not difficult to set up an account for it, and it has shitloads of the exact content you're looking for arranged in nice galleries

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Obviously this would still be rape, but what if you used it to find out what girls think of you and act accordingly?

Build one

that's the girl from team skull!

Well yeah i get that, but my experiences with that site tell me it's just anthropomorphic animals.
If that's not the case i can look harder.
Thanks, i'll check it out.
Needed an account on E or something, right?

its a joke tweet you fucking sperg. kill yourself

Can you be sure that their words would be genuine, though, and not affected by the mind control?

I disagree.
Manipulation isn't rape.
It's questionable, or rather just wrong, but not rape, since they'd want it.

>girls
I was thinking more along the lines of making men think I'm a girl.

Paichuri?

Get them to use minimize on me then bully me with their cute feet.

As my best friends!

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>directly interfaces with your brain
Are you talking sci-fi, or real VR? What's the difference between VR and headphones + monitor?

>Decidueye
Neat

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it would be grimdark
shurbils or whatever the fuck they're called, the small warthog-looking pokemon alone would be everywhere and those things can also use earthquake

for sex

As if you could trust Yea Forums with any sort of super power

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>no less than Darkrai
no complaint from me, bitch

Sure is VIDEOGAMES in here.

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If you look like a cute girl, and feel like a cute girl, i wouldn't care.

If I could use it to make myself invisible, i.e. make people not see or notice me, I think it'd be an amazing confidence booster. I'd try talking to girls without using it, I think I'd be much more bold if I knew I had an instant escape scot-free.

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They'd still remember you afterwards, though. Wouldn't control over time be way better for that?

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there's an entire folder on google drive with pics of female humans with pokemon (both male and female)

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Can we stop talking about hypno fetish and go back to talking about sex with Pokemon?

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Finally someone got it. Everyone else is retarded.

I would use my mind control powers to steal from the super rich. Basically make them give me hundreds of millions of dollars no questions asked.
No rape though, just massive amounts of theft to set myself up for life so I don't have to work.

I also might occasionally use my powers to mind control people I don't like into doing embarrassing things just because I can and it would be funny.

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>wish he would quit it with the smegma
Gay

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Technically that depends on the level of mind control you're talking about.
If you can even do stuff like alter past memories and such then you could make them forget you once you disappeared.

Imagine fishing around inside a sweaty, musky horses sheathe before milking him with your throat

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I mean, Ditto already does this with every pokemon in the day care so it's honestly not much of a stretch to have one do it with their trainer/a human.

I just wonder if the Ditto would lay a "Human Egg" or something weird like that.

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why is he so fat

I'd get a ditto to turn into a human so I can finally get to working out and being healthy ,diet alone really doesn't help much when I barely do anything physically demanding, it just keeps me from getting thicker, because I am legit scared with my bad heart that i'll have a heart attack and be unable to call for help if i'm alone. Also its a ditto, he could be my literal fleshlight too but that is just a plus.

Horse isn't a Pokemon.

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mudsdale is horse and pokemon

To increase his defense stat.

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I love this meme

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But isn't a Mudsdale.
It's just a horse.

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Sleeping on top of a big female Snorlax

Why female

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It's obviously a Zebstrika with its stripes painted black.

>randompokemon.com/
>Inkay
>When it comes to strong hypnosis, there’s an endless number of people who utilize Malamar for their nefarious deeds.
So if I can get it to evolve, it's just Hypno with tentacles. I can work with this.

Sounds like a cruel prank.

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Pity, user, i have no arms.
I can't feed myself.

I'm a huge fag and if you have this, I need it

Why the fuck not? Since there's only pokemon and no canon regular animals in the series humans might as well be pokemon too and lay eggs, we just don't put them in pokedex or balls or any of that shit because they're not for pokemon battles by themselves, like those little shits that make up zygarde or pokerus.

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>los angeles
what a fucking shocker

faster!

>mind control powers they wouldn't use those powers for getting away with rape and theft?
>theft
Why would I steal shit, if it would be far more advantageous to take over the world?

Was that necessary user?

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OVER THE LINE

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