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It's just waking you up to dick it
Why Germany?

whats the drawback?

I don't speak Spanish...

>dude where's my pokeball
is my guess

Geez, waking up up this pathetic sack of shit trainer is disgusting.
Alright, get up you virgin.

The drawback is you stopped fucking pokemon

God i wish.

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Germans are genetically predisposed to fuck their dog or horse

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I don't speak chex mix

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oh boy somebody should tell you about Canada

give link

>no dynamax Glaceon to sit on your face and cool you off after a long day of shitposting on Yea Forums

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>website died this year
Damn

More people fuck their animals in the U.S. than there are people in Canada

>reading comprehension
literally the top right of the image

where does the time go

no they're just predisposed to wanting to share that with other people

you have no idea how many people are out there fucking animals right now and have been since the dawn of time, if you knew you'd either laugh or cry

It's very disgusting to wake up this bad trainer Let's get up a nursery rhyme

...so it's chiding us for sleeping in?

speak english you stupid gook ice fox

>t.Proud German

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since its legal in Canada, its hard to track felonies

Sounds nasty and not at all hot

I'd rather a normal sized glaceon rest her cunny on my face, same effect less chance of being crushed

whatever helps you sleep at night furfag

im scared

>and not at all hot
Yes that's the point, its cool and refreshing.

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>tfw no dynamax Glaceon to insert your entire body in and out of her cavernous pussy

Do you even know where you are right now?

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Spelunking is a very dangerous hobby user!

please dont

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The anglo-germanic menace must be exterminated globally

i had a dog that used to do something similar to this. she would wake up between like 5:30 - 6:00 am and try to wake me up (i would basically wake up if her or her sister fucking looked at me, i was way too in tune with these dogs man) and i would pretend to sleep, so she would run downstairs and carry one of my shoes and then sit on top of me and dangle the shoe over my face as if it say "user if you dont wake up and take me for a walk im going to drop this shoe on your face"
that dog had a heart of gold and i miss her every day. her sister was devastated when she died, that was so sad to see. i miss her every day and im sure her sister does too

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やれやれ~そんなバカのことゆーするのはグレイシアの勝手んだけどさぁ、ワガハイはまだ居眠りんだから放置した方がいい

Yeah? Do you? Lost on your way to generic waifu thread number 21392013? Go back anime faggot.

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she had a good live, thats all that counts

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Did you ever fuck the dog

Pretty spicy confidence for a demographic sentenced to /trash/

I'd put Glaceon on my back and use her as a portable cooling pack during the summer months while giving it headpats and beans to keep it happy as hell for keeping me from sweating because fuck summer.

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i guess so. it just pains me to see her sister still go to where her kennel was to look for her. she would always get up late and was pretty lazy but the dog that died would always like to take a little nap after the morning walk, but her sister would be up by that time, and she would usually go to her sisters kennel and wake her up and they would go play outside. she still wakes up and goes to the empty kennel to look for her sister. i really should get rid of it but i just cant
of course not
thanks user

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they have an entire fucking board dedicated to Pokemon fucking dude have you ever been to /vp/

Barbarians even these days

>fuck summer
Based

>was pretty lazy
is*** pretty lazy. shes still alive
>i really should get rid of it
it being the empty kennel

Based For Honor poster

show this to /pol/ and they wont be so happy with there supposedly favorite ethnicity in the world anymore unless there all furfags too i mean i sure do see alot of /pol/ spam on /trash/ these days

/vp/ is blue and absolutely pure no pokefuckers there nope

keep telling yourselves that

really nigga

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I think the biggest reoccurring problem on Yea Forums is the complete inability to read sarcasm and irony

you must of missed all the sallazle and charizard thirsting threads and the "which Pokemon would you marry" threads

だきたい

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>with there supposedly favorite ethnicity in the world
*their
Also I doubt /pol/ care for Germany right now as it's still under the thumb of Merkel the Malignant

For me, it's hung femboy gardevoir

What?

come on, man

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I am sorry i dont fuck my pets

BASED VALKYRIE POSTER

oops quoted the wrong nigga, meant to quote this dumbass welp guess im too drunk for this shit after all. later, niggers

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How do you respond Yea Forums?

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Fuck your shit, Glaceon is best.

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Get to the kissin'

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Doesn't she succs your energy by kissing you?

enjoy your frostbite penis

well i hate fairy types so i guess i am kissing sylveons ass, hopefully its asshole

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Glaceon are better as boys.

post the next frame now

im still not having sex with you

e621.net/post/index/1/camotli glaceon

Whore

I'd rather have frostbite than heatstroke ya dumb cunt. Can't always take clothes off, but sure as shit can always put some on if shit gets too cold.

I say once again, fuck summer and everything that comes with it.

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This is true for all the vees.

bruh

>no futa
thats fucking gay
reluctantly checked

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Glazing on Glaceon!

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Fall > Spring > Winter >>>>>> S*mmer

l-look at her take those thick dildos...

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Close. Winter beats Spring but this is still respectable.

>spring not bottom tier
reddit

how is winter better

>check out the artists other works
>that vaporeon one

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quads of sexyness confirm glaceon best eeveemon

I want to pet Eevee!

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Ya seethe?

Sorry your immune system is shit-tier you fucking faggot. Go whine about your nasal congestion somewhere else you fucking genetic loser.

Winter was great until I grew up and now I have to shovel snow and drive on ice.
Best sports though

i dont have allergies i just dont like spring
its all muddy and shitty
the only thing i like about it is that i can finally buy things for my garden which are finally ready by the time spring is basically fucking over anyways

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Thats a German website. Of course the majority of it users are German you mongoloid.

Indeed.

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Haha

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>that vaginal and anal convulsing
muh dick

imagine having sex with a pokemon haha wouldn't that be so awkward lol

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Gonna be eating alotta eggs

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haha yeah i know right. it would be so weird trying to explain why you have so many eggs in the house lol

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>Walking through a Poke' park
>Hear someone screaming
>Run to see what's happening
>Some dude is getting chomped on by a Mawile
>It's gnawing on his groin
>He's drooling, eyes glazed over, and his body's twitching
>"Fuck! Hold on I'm-
>Suddenly loud sucking noises
>Upon closer inspection it's just slurping his dick and he's constantly jizzing
>Walk away and carry on with my day

>unironic furries

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>t.seething German

i don't think i'd want to fuck that one desu

ah took long enough for the cringy wh40k poster to show up ey

>why are there so many americans on Yea Forums, an american website?
This is how you sound.

Really?

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did someone say eevee?

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>dagasi

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HE ACTUALLY POSTED IT

m o r e

I refuse to believe Salazzle wasn't made specifically to be attractive
>Them eyes
>Them curves
>That pokedex entry

based

posted what

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>he doesn't know

>unless there all furfags

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acid armor

>It's very disgusting to wake up in this bad trainer. Let's get up a nursery rhyme
I wish google translate made more sense.

Same could be said to you since you are unwilling to accept the depravity of your species.

Glaceon doesn't want to wake up with his dick up your ass. Sounds reasonable.

Eevee?

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more of this user?

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good thrad

Its true go and see the spam for yourself even that fucking beastars manga thread on Yea Forums somehow magically spawns /pol/ posters from out of the woodwork to what are you guys trying to tell us?

>her

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based

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fuck yes

tie ribbons together

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that braixen is cute

I like wooloo

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