This is Gloria!

Her upcoming game is dead on arrival due to Gamefreak's incompetence! Say something nice!

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AND WURR HURR

gloria your region’s character design is peak soul but not even it could save your shit game

>dead on arrival
Lmfao that's what people said about LGPE

Cope

She's a right tart, she is

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>Destroy any shred of good will Gamefreak might've had with the fanbase and dump a big steaming shit over Nintendo's otherwise great E3
>Unwilling to delay the game, which is within the vague region of being understandable, but also be apparently unable to keep a small crew dedicated to post launch patches to just patch that shit in later
>Flat out remove Megas and Z-Moves not due to wanting Dynamaxing to shine (in which case just relegate them to post-game), but just sheer laziness
>D/P Remakes will inevitably be hot-ass fixing next to nothing and taking nothing good from Plat, only a post-game hour long Giratina 'episode' at best
>Will likely end up removing some features from the original D/P, too

fuck

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Just wait for Pokemon Sharpened Sword and Sturdy Shield to fix everything ; ')

All the dexfags are going to buy it any way.

PLAY GLORIA

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Will this finally be GameFreak's least sold Porkyman game, or are we fucked to a lifetime of FIFA clone madness?

Don't worry, Gloria, the legions of normies and parents who don't care are gonna get you to 20 million sales.

the latter
gamefreak has more money than god

I want to fuck her cunny.

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Don't worry Gloria, despite the vocal autists I'm still gonna buy your game and dress you up in cute outfits while having a comfy Pokemon adventure.

Also, get ready to work your legs cause you've got a LOT of biking to hatch eggs ahead of you.

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No, it's just gonna be LGPE all over again. Hardcore Pokemon fans who care about these things are the minority, Pokemon sells millions no matter what.

Gloria is pure and not for lewd

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I want to hatch her eggs.

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I honestly think this is a decision that'll negatively impact GF in the long run. Not this year, maybe not next year, but by the end of the Switch's lifetime I feel like pokemon will be in a far worse place as far as sales go.

Is Gloria confirmed a character ingame if you pick male poketrainer?

>switch pokemon game
>not selling
aAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Then why is she so sexy?

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Megas and z moves were cancer, dynamax is much better
Everything else you said is spot on though.

The typical pokemon fan ages out of the game in a single generation. According to Gamefreak, kids over 10 are not the intended demographic.

What's worse is that it will be impossible to transfer over Pokemon over to Sword/Shield until home comes out, so they literally could just leave the non-Galar Pokemon out entirely at launce and patch them in when home comes out and it would be exactly no different than if they were in at launch. And there's no release date on home so they could theoretically delay it till December 31st 2020 without ever having to tell anyone it was delayed.
And yet they won't.

How is Dynamax better than Megas?
Do we even know what Dynamax does?

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>Megas and z moves were cancer, dynamax is much better
They were at least more interesting than "make it bigger lol" some megas also made shitmons usable

pokemon go big like my peepee on seeing boobs

Not yet, and probably won't be.
Hop is the "weaker starter" rival. According to the leaks there's a girl who will be the other rival.

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Dynamax increases all base stats by 30, including HP, and lasts only 3 turns except for raid battles and gyms where it's permanent.

of course they aren't the intended demo but they do exist. A smart businessman doesn't shun and actively try to push away their periphery demographic when it provides nothing beneficiary to the primary one. nevermind that resentful teenagers/adults losing interest in the series due to lack of quality rather than merely "growing up" means less new kids playing eventually since parents won't be willing to buy their kids something in that shitty franchise they hated fifteen years ago compared to that lovely franchise they enjoyed fifteen years ago.

>Dead on arrival
Bitch please, people who care about literally catching them all are on the extremely small minority.
It doesn't take any effort whatsoever to make a twitter hashtag but it takes actually not buying the game to do something about it.
There's gonna be easily millions who couldn't give less of a shit.

>Dynamax increases all base stats by 30
No, it seems like it multiplies stats by 1.5. Grookey gains 20 HP here.

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Gloria x Wooloo porn when?

Teenagers/Adults don't buy pokemon shirts and toys. They're worthless as far as the businessman is concerned.

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I thought they said Dynamaxing was only possible in raids and gyms in the first place?

>glorified Ancient Power proc

The HP increase is big though. Do you lose it upon reverting back?

You can bet your sweet ass that you'll be able to dynamax in online multiplayer, where most of the real post game is.

Oh no that posh cunt is putting her filthy hands on Gloria!

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At least she's cute

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Didn't they also say it makes their moves stronger?

Look at that picture again.
All his moves change. When they Dynamax their moves become "Max Moves".
Any status move becomes "Max Guard" which is basically Protect.
Then each type has a "Max _____" that is a big ass move of that type with some added effect.
Apparently the water type Max move causes it to start raining.

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they weren't wrong. it was the worst game in the series

looks like it'll be dethroned come november though

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>dynamax is much better

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WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR

cant wait to dress her up

>dead on arrival

I wish.

On one hand, I'm happy mega Rayquaza isn't a thing anymore. On the other, there are a fuck ton of Pokemon that got fun Megas that made them viable like Pinsir. Fuck Game Freak for being so god damn incompetent. Every fucking generation they introduce new features and never, EVER expand upon them in further in later generations.

Is there any art of Gloria getting BLACKED by Nessa yet?

Honestly I'm still probably getting it because I care more about the new region and pokemon than the old pokemon.
Yeah, it sucks that there are a lot missing, but all I ever do in Pokemon is the story anyways.

gym leaders and raids dynamax is permanent, not yours

Here's how it goes:
>You can only Dynamax in set battles and any Pokemon can do it in those fights, no item needed.
>So far we know Gym Leader fights, Raids and Online Multiplayer allow Dynamaxing
>Only one Pokemon can Dynamax per battle (as in, for a raid only one person can dynamax a pokemon)
>When they Dynamax, a Pokemon's stats are multiplied by 1.5 (at least, there's something called "Dynamax Level" seen in the stats screen that may act as an affinity type system where Dynamax gives more stats)
>All moves become "Max Moves" where attacks become big fuck you hits of that type (some with bonus effects) while status moves become protect
>Dynamax lasts for 3 turns, at which point your pokemon reverts and loses those stat bonuses

>In a Raid, the Raid Boss Pokemon won't revert ever
>You have a set number of turns and pokemon faints to take it down (exampel showed 10 turns and 4 faints)
>The Raid Boss can do shit like attack multiple turns in a row, put up a barrier that reduces 5 hits of damage, and nullify your stat boosts and abilities
>If you beat a Raid Pokemon, everyone in the party can catch a copy of it (somehow)

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>All moves become Z-moves for three turns
>On superpowered mons
>and superpowered state seems to use a % system, meaning already strong mons get a fuck ton more from this than anyone else
>Oh, and Dynamaxed mons can also hold an item unlike Z-move users or Megas.
No, Dynamax is looking to be worse than both put together.

It's still only 3 turns, just play like you normally do and predict a swap and whatnot.
Plus we don't know if roar/whirlwind will work on them or how it will affect the pokemon if it does.

basic advice if you have issues with a company but know you're a slave to them anyway: buy used. even if it's day one and you aren't saving a dime at least you aren't giving them the money yourself

>GF is so lazy, the new gimmick is just enlarging their 2013 3D models.

>Pokemon
>Dead on arrival

Pick one

>artist does omo art
>artist does pokemon omo art
>artist doesn't do pokemon omo art of her
oh ok then

>we don't know if roar/whirlwind will work
I probably fails.
I suspect Dynamaxing will give your moves partial Protect Bypass. Your Pokemon will likely be immune to status for the duration and you probably can't switch your mons out either.

>omo art
What?

GLORIA! DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE FALLIN'?
IF EVERYBODY WANTS YOU
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY CALLIN'?

Because of her accent

if you know, you know

>Pokemon
>Dead on arrival
this
It doesn't matter how shit the game is, the games WILL sell, and they'll be ridiculously succesful, regardless of the level of effort the devs have put in, and regardless of the game being a literal rehash or same game with several versions.
They will ALWAYS SELL.
There are just too many nintendo fanboy manchildren and actual children who will want the game.

Look at Let's go Eevee / Pikachu - those games are pretty much the worst in the franchise (as far as I'm concerned) yet they still sold at the top of the charts

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is this a 3DS game?

>probably fails.
You never know. This is gamefreak after all.

WELL I HAD BLAZIKEN FOR ALMOST TWENTY YEARS. DIE CUNT.

I wouldn't be asking if I knew, user.

All these threads have made me way over romanticize girls with Scottish accents and now I want a gf that'll say stupid shit like this to me
This one unironically gave me a massive boner

Dont open

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pee fetish

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER
LEAVE THEM HANGIN' ON THE LINE, OH-OH-OH, CALLING GLORIA
GLORIA (GLORIA), I THINK THEY GOT YOUR NUMBER (GLORIA)
I THINK THEY GOT THE ALIAS (GLORIA) THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER (GLORIA)
BUT YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER, WAS IT SOMETHING THAT THEY SAID?
ALL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD CALLING, GLORIA?

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There are less attractive scotish girls with the legit thick accent than there are attractive nigresses

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Gay, the other gender lead being a character is one of the things Yokai Watch does better than Pokemon.

Get your hands off moira you posh aryan slag

>Pokeautists boycott game
>Game comes out
>Everyone else on the internet buys and enjoys the game and plasters it all over Twitter, YouTube, etc.
>Pokeautists cave in and buy it within 24 hours
>"Yea I bought it, b-but I'm still mad!"

Not a prediction, it's just fact.

I wanna rape shield chan

Where'd the name Gloria come from?

That was her name in the E3 demo.

>Those smiles

Always makes me happy seeing a pokemon and it's trainer getting along so well.

Bethesda and GF should combine to create the ultimate incompetent dev that still makes way too much money.

Anyone who says they want megas and z moves is begging to be immediately be jettisoned violently into the sun

youtube.com/watch?v=9IH_XR6UNL8

This means plenty of glory hole pics now

Megas aren't awful and they at least were more effort than resize pokemon and the retarded Max moves. Fuck Z moves though.

Mega’s have great potential, I would like to see them get a bit of tuning to make them feel more pertinent. But it’s game freak so that’s never happening. For now I don’t mind Mega’s being gone. Z-moves can fuck of though.

>feck
>scottish
Why are people so fucking stupid?

I havent played pokemon since black 2. Started with gen 1 and played at least one of each gen from 1-5.

The series absolutely has the potential to rehook adults like me if they focused on adding hardmode or a stadium type mode that’s basically just showdown. Focusing on the systems and making it convinient would draw me right back in.

They aren’t interested in grabbing the old crowd in any way besides kanto pandering.

These games are not for all ages, they are for children. It’s a wasted opportunity, but it’s not the end of the world and if it’s that much of a big deal to you then your priorities are fucked.

i asked for this shit in like 3 threads

I used to hate Megas, but they grew on me when I saw that a lot of overlooked pokemon became good or usable with their megas. Mega Beedrill and Mega Pinsir are the ones that come to my mind.

>listening to the knockoff version

artist?

The social media backlash for this game so far has been pretty harsh compared to LGPE, normalfags liked the latter because they saw it as a cute gimmicky side game. I'm sure they are still going to sell millions of copies, but this outrage will make a noticeable dent, unless they backtrack. If I can make a bold prediction, there is a real possibility that they are going to sell less units than LGPE, which would be an horrible flop for them.

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>it's the only Nintendo game to be on the list of E3 games that got a lot of dislikes
>it even topped the list

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This. And it's sad, the mobile game looks miles better and it will probably have the new Pokemon to at some point

This means nothing unless you provide the numbers for "likes per view".

As is you're just waving numbers around like a ""game journalist""

>Luigi's Mansion 3 is heavily inspired by Luigi's Mansion 1
>Breath of the Wild is getting it's Majora's Mask equivalent
>Fire Emblem Three Houses is chock full of Jugdral and Thracia themes and mechanics
>meanwhile Pokemon can't even have the full Pokedex is, something it has had for 4 mainline games now, plus cut Megas and Z-moves
It hurts. I expected literally nothing from Gamefreak and they instead managed to do WORSE than nothing

Why is she so perfect?

>Super Mario Maker 2 is a near perfect sequel
>they fucked up ONE thing
>which is going to be patched in later because post Wii U Nintendo is actually receptive to fan feedback.
Fuck Game Freak.

Gamefreak is literally a blight. Both the Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem teams delayed their games when they had problems.

Gloria has super cute feet!!!

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>people don't want to work themselves to the death
>HURR DURR, ITS DEAD ON ARRIVAL!

You should be grateful that they make the game and that you can and will buy it.

imagine being autistic enough to type this out
imagine being more autistic than the 'author'

>pokemon selling bad
Wew lad
Any scientific evidence that dislikes per view hurt sales?

youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE

fuck, tell me where to find the full version

>Teenagers/Adults don't buy pokemon shirts and toys

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(You)

SauceNao it, it'll lead you to the Pixiv account.

THIS. Anyone who can't see how stupid this is has to be a nintendo shill.

I expect this to sell millions regardless.
I skipped the last 2 games and i’ll be skipping this one unless it is generally viewed as decent from /vp/.
LPPE seemed like it was above expectations but still not great. Maybe things are getting better but I really don’t trust gamefreak to make anything above a 5/10.

that's not true
ive bought a few dolls
my boyfriend gave me a skitty plush last christmas

God how can black girls be so perfect.

more like replacing your pokemon three times cause they cant into coding

How about a bit of fanny, luv? a bit of the ol' in 'n' out?

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Thank god they used UK for the early Switch game that's lacking in a lot of aspects.
This way they can use Italy for the late Switch games without any of SwSh's problems

stop posting niggers and post pictures of the gyaru instead

It's Pokemon, if it being bad were enough to deter people from buying the games they would have stopped buying them long ago. It'll be a success, they'll re-release it, then they'll make another Pokemon game that'll be just as shit and it'll go on and on.

I'M GONNA SAY THE M WORD

a trashy british accent on a girl makes me rock hard

MIGGER

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>Not enjoying non-Brits accidentally fusing every British accent into one big mess
I think it's charming

>Dynamax Gyara
>every Flying move used is +1 speed
>every kill those moves get is +1 attack
>every water move used creates rain
>the entire Rain Brigade is in Galar anyways

Tell me how this isn't cancer

I think 15m or below is as low as I'd be willing to predict for the sales numbers. That'd still make them the lowest selling first instalments in the whole series, but I wouldn't underestimate the power of brainwashed Pokéfags.

The games in general have been on a decline from day one, salewise. Gen 6 and 7 are about equal when you dont count the two third versions gen 7 had. With a higher price for gen 8, paired with the mountains of bad news and how terrible it looks graphically, I can easily see another drop.

Just like XY and SM, right?

Shut the FUCK up, god fucking damn
>XY: They'll fix stuff for ORAS!
>ORAS: They'll fix it for gen 7!
>gen 7: They'll fix it for the switch game!
>let's go: They'll fix it for the REAL switch game!
>"real" switch game

This series is fucked, when will you realize that? Nothing gets fixed, everyone's all apologetic anyways, and what's there to show for it? Some fucking piece of shit game that's embarrassed by N64 games?

Both the animal crossing and fire emblem don‘t have tcg, merchandising, animes and movies that tie with the game launch user.

lmao

I dont know *laughs*

It's only fucked so long as it's in the hands of Gamefreak. Another dev might be just what the series really needs

(You)

They'll never give that shit up, because they know they cant survive without it. Nobody's gonna fucking buy Town.

What exactly was there to be fixed? None of these games were inherently broken. All of these games (maybe not lgpe) can give you like at least 100 hour of game time.
It‘s not like I think these games are perfect and there are somethings I don‘t like, people unironically mix them with actual shit like fallout47 or the one sonic game. Only thing that was actually shit was the fps drops during battle and they are gone.
>but graphixx
Subjective
>but cutscenes
They shifted to more story driven games
>b-but cutting pokemon
Didn‘t affect the actual gameplay.

Look, you can be like I don‘t like it. You can don‘t buy it, because you don‘t like it. But acting like they are really shit and they are broken mess is just completly false. If you want a monster catching raising battleing with online features, then you will still be happy.

(You)

>dead on arrival
You're delusional.

Yeah i liked battling friends with the new toys available, and oldmons getting new moves and abilities. Oh wait, half of that is killed forever.
Gamefreak could do literally anything, and people would defend it. Cutting half the dex is literally shit a low quality bait thread would have been about a month prior, but now that GF is doing it? People are lining up to defend it with shitty arguments that only serve to defend sheer laziness.

Unironically happy this piece of shit will crash and burn so Tem Tem can take over the monster raising / battling genre.

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One day, when the franchise has finally become so shit that even you can't stand it anymore, you'll be kicking yourself for not realising sooner that it was all your own fault.

>Her upcoming game is dead on arrival due to Gamefreak's incompetence!
So I know that all of /vp/ and reddit is jerking each other off over this, but do you actually think that? You were mad about USUM, sales were fine. You were mad about LGPE, sales were fine. You are mad about SS, sales are going to be fine.
The average Pokemon player doesn't give a shit about the Feraligatr they used 15 years ago.

No user, I will just stop buying it. If they would have gone and removed the turn based battle system I probably wouldn‘t buy it, because I want that.
You do know, that no one is forcing you to buy it right? No one is forcing you to not just play sm, oras with all existing megas online for free. No one defends anything, I am just saying that you can don‘t like and don’t buy this games because they removed certain mechanics you liked. Still doesn‘t mean this game is now a fucking mess with unplayable bugs and whatever.

They're comparing a Treehouse interview with actual trailers, which is disingenuous at best. Also dislikes per view is bullshit compared to a simple like/dislike ratio, which would give Commander Keen the first place easily.
I'm not defending GF's bullshit, but if you want to argue against them, use actual arguments instead of this garbage.

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Gloria!Gloria!
Manchi tu nell'aria
Gloria!

Imagine actually believing that.

>You do know, that no one is forcing you to buy it right?
Always with this excuse. Someone voices legitimate complaints, and this comes out.

GLORIA
MANCHI TU NELL'ARIA
MANCHI COME IL SALE
MANCHI PIÙ DEL SOLE
SCIOGLI QUESTA NEVE
CHE SOFFOCA IL MIO PETTO
T'ASPETTO GLORIA
Happy now?

>dead on arrival
For manchildren**

Every new battle gimmick they introduce is cancer
Mega Evolutions are cancer
Z-Moves are even more cancerous
Dyanmaxing is basically a combination of the two and is equally cancerous.

Gamefreak are so inept that they aren’t actually just scaling the model up, they made giant models of every Pokémon in the game instead. The reason they can’t fit every Pokémon into the game is because multiple models of every Pokémon exist rather than just a line of code to scale up the models.

haha i don't know!

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>voice legtimate complains
>this game is completly shit and even shittier how can anyone play this shit, gf is lazy
> oh wow user sad that you don‘t like it. But I don‘t mind all of that.
So what should we do know? What should I tell you? Also legitimate complains are
>I want them to add the other mons
>I want them to have better graphics
And not
>this is game is a pile of shit and a fucking mess because it doesn‘t have things I want.

>the reason is the memory of the cardridges
literally no one said that
>they said we limited it because of balancing and animations.
You can believe it, you can say they lie and are lazy. But that‘s the reason, nothing else.

vocaroo it

People don't realise how incompetent Game Freak is (and has been for ages). They never intend to bring back stuff they introduce each generation (contests, trainer customisation, etc.) and only do so because of player demand.
They waste their time on meaningless fluff instead of making a competent game.

I still don't understand how a switch game looks so ugly. What on earth are they doing over there?

why are they letting defeated old men with the mentality of losers that have already decided they've fucking lost ruin this shit show?

get some fucking young blood with ambition for fucks sake

>why do they let old men run the show
welcome to japan

love how you went so far to fix problem with the game oh wait you just added following pokemon 10/10

None of the features they introduce are ever expanded upon in later gens, just kicked to the curb for some other feature they'll forget another gen later.
Speaking of which I love how every other monster collecting RPG has following companions, and Pokemon's touting it as a feature for one game a decade despite already having all of the run/walk animations for everything.

it's just that they're old it's that they've already quit, I know old people that pride themselves on the things that they do these fuckers have already given up and are ready to die.

Open world. Mostly the wild area looks rough, everything else like towns or gymns look good. I wish they would have gone with lgpe artstyle but I like how the models finally look better.
Also there are much worse looking games, but I kinda skipped the whole ps4 era with playing only some games.

How literally every other studio would handle this.
>We cannot release every Pokemon at launch with a high level of visual quality and expressive animations, so look out for the free DLC's coming over the next year and a half.

How GameFreak does it
>PREASE UNDERSTANDU, GAME MAKE IS VERRY HARD, BUT ROOK AT IMPROVERU QUARITY
>Game looks like absolute dogshit.

This. Anyone who thinks this isn't going to sell millions is a fucking dolt. Most people who play Pokemon just play it for the main story, and then maybe to play with their friends. Most don't care about moving all their Pokemon over and autistically training them.

>high level of visual quality and expressive animations
Oh so every other studio would lie in our face and just anger us further

Trainer customisation is the only thing I think they've ever expanded on (dyeing clothes).
Stuff like Mega Evolution could have been improved in Gen 7, adding some to shitmons to make them more useful. But instead they chose to make Z-moves with their hilariously janky animations.
Their worst crime with Gen 7 is not letting cutscenes be skipable.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not someone that thinks graphics are everything, but when stuff from OoT genuinely looks better, i have to wonder what's going on. People wouldn't even be talking about the graphics if this cut mon horseshit didn't happen, especially because they said it was for better animations and similar stuff

GF is so goddamned defeatist, it's so obvious they don't care.

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Not an argument. Show me a single non-cute pokemon female protagonist.

>Megas
>z moves
>dynamax
I haven't played Pokemon since HeartGold/SoulSilver, the fuck is this shit?

>Trainer customisation is the only thing I think they've ever expanded on (dyeing clothes).
oh man, that's a shitshow in and of itself. Instead of just having a color slider for clothes, you have to farm berries and then hope the color you want is in your version

It was pretty obvious that Megas were never intended to balance shitmons

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All these gimmicks are cancer because there's no way they can keep them all for future generations and not have it be super forced. It was a bad idea at the start and it was a bad idea now. Imagine the clusterfuck if they kept all of them in one game.

>Megas
Select pokemon get temporary evos in battle, some with new abilities that change the playstyles of said mons. Made pokemon like Beedrill and Mawile usable, but then the retards at GF gave this shit to stuff like Mewtwo and Rayquaza, the latter of which was so disgustingly OP that it got banned from the banlist.
>z moves
cutscene attacks that go through protect/add effects to status moves
>dynamax
masuda's inflation fetish comes to life oh also all water moves create rain now

Not counting the people who will actually play the game after they buy it, the amount of people who will buy the games as a "gamer cred status symbol" will be large. Take all the posers who don't know shit about Smash Ultimate despite buying the game. People will buy games for attention now.

>MMO
Eew

that's not a mega tho
and plenty of shitmons became relevant once they got a mega

Who cares about balancing in postgame?

>MEGA Rayquaza
>not a mega

>Wanting to play 'Pokemon: Andromeda'

God damn, you have rock bottom standards don't you?

Honestly I think they meant balancing online and ingame. Because it will be like 450 pokemon dex and if you add like a pokemon early that evolves at level 45 and destroys half of the game that‘s what they probably also meant. But who knows

This is the fucking problem with the Pokemon audience. Due to scope of the series one section of the audience is always going to whine.

>What the fuck why do only shillmons get Mega Evolutions? Why doesn't my bro have mega evolution? What is this special boy shit?
>What the fuck why is this mechanic that works with every Pokemon not tailored like Mega Evolutions are? Lazy! LAZY!
You can't have both. It's one or the other.

They did Megas. People complained about them being too limited. So now they're doing mechanics that work for everything (Z-Moves in Gen 7, Dynamax in Gen 8) and people complain they aren't tailored enough.

Jesus fucking christ.

They really should've just stuck with Megas and call it a day. No Z-moves or Dinamax bullshit.

Btw, this just now made me realise something: how the hell are they gonna bring Ultra Necrozma forward if they're just gonna scrap Z-moves? Solgaleo and Lunala are bound to appear in a new game since it seems to be tradition for the second game in a generation to be a Legendary catch quest, so you already know Necrozma and all of its forms will follow suit.

Do you have a source for you claim? I've looked into this before and I've yet to see a single source other than people assuming it from a webm where a Steelix pops in with the clouds aboves its head though, and then people assuming that means every Pokemon has multiple dynamax models and that that's why they "ran out of space" (even though they didn't even say space was the limitation, workload was).

We already had gen5

based

The only thing people like about megas are the design. It was an awful concept that made some picks even more prominent
Dynamax is a better mechanic since everyone have acces to it, but visually unimpressive for the older fans.

>how the hell are they gonna bring Ultra Necrozma forward if they're just gonna scrap Z-moves?
they won't. Tapus and ultra beasts aren't likely to appear either because of their direct connection to alola.

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While Morimoto wasn't able to fix the level curve problem, he expanded on Silver and, with Celebi, on Giovanni as well, restored Viridian Forest and expanded on Mt. Silver, added Voltorb Flip instead of completely removing slots, added Pokéathlon which is a fun minigame with very decent prizes, developed the Pokéwalker, which is one of the most accurate pedometers ever, and added ways to interact with gym leaders outside of the gyms, which helps giving the world more life. I won't deny that he wasn't perfect and that the gamwes are still flawed, but he fucking tried his best.

Tapu's I can understand but you'd be fool to think UB's can't be brought back easily. They don't have any real connection to Alola outside of the region being a horspot for tears in reality, they could pull this stuff with any other region if they wanted to. They did a BIG mistake introducing the whole multiverse thing.

Yo-Kai Watch 4 in the West when?

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>They did a BIG mistake introducing the whole multiverse thing.
To be fair, they can just choose to ignore it at any time. 90% of the audience would have no idea what the fuck you're talking about if you tried to talk to them about "the Pokemon multiverse plotline".

As a consumer. I can't support a game that isn't finished.

Ampharos

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God I hate Miggers.

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Removed from the game, sorry.

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Wooloo being in the game means that mareep line is 100% cut.

Is this a joke?
Megas were bad
Z moves were really bad
Dynamax is the worst of all yet

BAWSED

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>>Fire Emblem Three Houses is chock full of Jugdral and Thracia themes and mechanics
Is this a good thing?

>Nobody's gonna fucking buy Town.
Did anyone ever bought their copy of Giga Wrecker and Drill Dozer? I thought they're too niche to sell

Gloria Borgia

I remember buying a non pokemon gamefreak game once
It was okay, but then they released an updated version of it on a different platform only.

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>WE CHOOSIN RED VERSION TONIGHT AINT WE

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This mess is making me remember 2004.

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The HP gain seems % based since we see bigger increase on other dynamaxed mons

YES KILL ME BENEATH YOUR SOLE MY GODDESS KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>D/P Remakes will inevitably be hot-ass fixing next to nothing and taking nothing good from Plat, only a post-game hour long Giratina 'episode' at best

Reading this made me just now realize DP is fucking 12 years old

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Did we get one for "Sword" too, or just her?

soul

user this is so true it's not even funny, as soon as someone starts posting shit from the game fans will just go out and buy it

I love the scottish memes. Makes the game for me.

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Well it's hard to kill a multibillion dollar franchise overnight

>original scenario
>gimmick that doesn't get in the way of non-story battles
>full pokedex even though there's only like 100 pokemon that appear in the game itself
>far better graphics than SWSH
>far better animations than SWSH
>not even a mainline title
>16 years old and on the fucking gamecube
Genius Sonority should be given full control over the franchise.

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>peak soul
They can fuck off with the numale beanie wearin hipster faggotry of the male player character.

No shit, give it a few more days and reddit will change back to the "well hey it's not so bad guys" and "ok that's enough being mad, you can't behave" then they'll throw a bitch fit and start banning people who still want to talk shit about it.

At the end of the day they all have no backbone and are all still going to buy it.

What's with all the footfag posting lately?

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Nia?

>'s gotta be 'nhurr 'smwur

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Removing Mega evolutions is a good thing. Shit was a mistake, or at the very least poorly distributed. Pinsir getting one is fine. Garchomp is not.

LGPE underperformed though. Of fucking course they still sold well, but for Pokémon, it wasn’t the best

It's not fair

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Dynamax let's every pokemon get in on the fun
Well for a given value of every anyway

From what I gather, the issue is really only for the die-hards who actually use PokeBank and spend years IV training specific teams or whatever. This is ultimately a small if vocal percentage of players. The majority will just pick it up and play through it without even trying to catch all the Pokemon that are in game.

I don’t even think she’s attractive, but I’m rock hard after reading that

And it gave you a bunch of "unoptainable" Pokémon at the time.

Dynamax stat boosts are a flat % of regular stats
So weak pokemon are still going to be complete shit picks.

>>Will likely end up removing some features from the original D/P, too
Only "some"?

The national DeX thing i can set why people are upset, but I'm glad i won't have to catch so many since I'm Noor the type to carry stuff over.
Literally every other descison I've seen has only gotten me more hyped and i am shocked, SHOCKED, that anyone is unhappy about anything else. I straight up preordered both games (separately because afaik there's still no point of the double thingy) and dont give a shit if the rest of you don't.

Yea Forums has a long history of buying the games they're boycotting. Who has that boycott battlefield screenshot?

>same first name as a teacher I used to have
Boner killer

It won’t

Yeah the bitching about national red is going to continue and gamefreak will have to do something eventually, but Sword and Shield will still be good games.
I’m just hoping we get some good post game content

Who gives a shit about stats in pokemon.

Some freak

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>Her upcoming game is dead on arrival due to Gamefreak's incompetence!

Does Yea Forums really believe this? You fags spent months saying no one was hyped for Let's Go and it some an eight-digit number.

This board never pulls its head out of its ass.

>and gamefreak will have to do something eventually
they'll just add the national dex in sword 2 and shield 2

>LGPE underperformed though.

By whose standards? It sold over ten million, more than Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon, despite being a $60 console game on a much smaller install base than the 3DS. You're completely delusional if you think anyone at Nintendo or Game Freak was heartbroken at its performance. They'll probably put out Let's Go Johto edition eventually.

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>Tem Tem

Was Tem Tem really the best name they could come up with

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People keep saying Pokemon is dead or the next game is going to die. This has never happened.

I've browsed /vp/ since 2014. I don't know what they said about X/Y or any of the games before that, but every year it goes:

>2014: OR/AS cut out Battle Frontier, Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!
>2015: No mainline games this year, Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!
>2016: Pokémon GO is shitting up the fandom with normies, Sun/Moon suck, the starters' final evolutions are ugly, Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!
>2017: Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon are the laziest third game ever! Look at that orange-colored Lycanroc! Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!
>2018: Let's Go is the worst thing ever, Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!
>2019: No national dex?! Pokémon is dying, I'm quitting the franchise!

And on, and on, and on...

Even if they're eventually right about their annual nitpick and it's something truly terrible, it's hard to take them seriously at this point. The Board Who Cried Wolf.

>except for raid battles and gyms where it's permanent.
Great, glad to know raid battles will be a completely worthless feature where you'll only lose if you and all of your teammates actively try to lose, coupled with the slow as shit battle speed.