Released in 2004

I would kill my first born son for a San Andreas remake but I don't think Rockstar will make the effort to fully remake San Andreas. They didn't even bother to add San Fierro and Las Venturas in GTA V. Rockstar is too focus on scamming retards online than putting effort into a masterpiece single player experience like SA

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Only Franlin's gang related missions were like SA but it's not the 90s

youtu.be/kw8VP2O08Do

Interesting video about SA attention to detail
Some of these will seem commom stuff, but remember this game was made in 2004

Not the plot, the setting of San Andreas. "Grove Street" just looks like a shitty culdesac, no bridge, no old houses.

How come no one is doing a online mod with GTA V? Rockstar would sue your ass to obvlion but some russian dude could host it

One of the best qualities of SA was that you could DO SHIT! Like, you could go fuck around with stuff and have fun for literally hours.

While in IV and onwards they focused so much on making the games realistic that they forgot that a game is supposed to be fun, first and foremost. Once you beat them, there's literally nothing interesting to do. A shame.

Almost. RIP youtu.be/_droIN7FJOU

Why did rockstar killed the fun for "muh realism" in GTA?

Jesus everything kills you without problem in GTA V meanwhile in SA you can have fun without problems

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It seemed like Rockstar didn't know what the fuck to do with GTA V. They didn't know if they wanted to be realistic like GTA 4 or fun like San Andreas and it felt so disjointed.

This. Goddamn there is so much side content in GTA SA it's unreal. You can do only the story missions and then spend more hours doing the side shit that the actual story shit.

ROCKSTAR

it gets really boring when you get to that las vegas city

It built on the success of two games with the same engine and share their resources. When they started over with a new engine for 4, they had to redo the graphics and everything. Graphics take the most effort and add the least to gameplay.

Hired

>Not blowing all your money in the casino and having the mafia try to kill you because you owe a debt
Las Venturas was based

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>eat food
>gain weight
games that share this feel?

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>Those quotes when CJ is fat
>He absolutely hates himself and degrades himself constantly
Unexpected feels because it hits too close to home

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wt_AkaaBEeA

Why rip

do they actually come after you to kill you? thats cool

This is really problematic. It perpetrates the stigma that fat people are fat because they eat a lot, while in fact most of them exercise a lot and eat healthy.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Sy61iwMNhY

Yeah, if you have significant debt you get threatening phone calls and some dudes in a car will chase and shoot you. It's shit like this that makes it such a good game, I played it over a decade ago and I still find out new things about it today.

For a moment I thought you were serious

>driving around the country side in a buffalo
>freebird blasting
>get a long stretch with a bit of downhill
>get to max speed
>camera starts shaking

I CANT CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE

thats neat.

fat people are fat because of frequency of eating more than quantity.

t. fat ass

Same but flying over the canyon in las venturas
The memories bro...

>playing GTA
>grand funk railroad comes on while im flying around in a hydra
>dad says woah THAT song is in the game
>gives me a boomer grin

youtube.com/watch?v=yOzcbtsw_pQ

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Do gta 4 & 5 have great music/radio soundtrack like SA?

4 had a few bangers if i remember, 5 has budweiser music. and that one song from tony hawk 3

GTA 5 is better.

First for fuck this guy

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BOO

The majority of the map is pointless and empty. The mountain is crap, you'd never go to the desert without the airfield being there, the upper left town is only useful for the completely useless boat school and one inexplicable gang territory, there's no reason to ever go back to the small towns except easy ambulance missions and Las Venturas is a big heap of shit compared to SF and LS. Oh and all the water is an empty waste of space.

pleb

I hope they never do a remake or remaster because they will just screw it up and it ends up being soulless

>that one song from tony hawk 3
this one?
>youtube.com/watch?v=ggSZc4ShnOE

GTA V is better

no, the one that goes

TONY HAAAWK
TONY HAAAWK
TONY HAAAWK
TONY HAAAAAAAWK

This one?
youtu.be/0Q1yvs0lJP0

you idiot

the song is AMOEBA

game developers sell games to make a profit. if people buy shit games anyways there is no reason to make good games.

>tune a different radio station in each new city
>CJ listens gangsta rap in los santos
>ends up cruising through the desert blasting k-dust
youtube.com/watch?v=GjUrSjjUbVk

San Andreas
>good sized map
>cool songs
>can gain weight
>can develop muscles
>can change your hair and clothes
>gain respect and sex appeal
>weapon abilities are a nice feature
>can bang hot chicks, but also can kill them
>3 cities
>driving school
>1 playable character for a great single player story

GTA V
>3 playable characters where only 1 of them is good (Michael)
>a shitty story focused around 3 faggots where the character development gets fucked because you need to split all the attention on 3 people instead of 1
>huge map full of nothing
>muh tennis
>muh race car
>ONLINE SHIT
>all the good features of san andreas completely removed

I want old games back.

Cancelled. Last update was 2012

>t. Berkley

Google "2004 video games", it was a very eventful year.

Because in the age of the CD, games HAD to be good or the company struggled to make due. It was literally a "make good shit or die" industry, as patches didnt exist so any glitches were there to stay.

Moving to mobile distribution platforms was a big part in why we get shit games, that and because big name devs can release literal garbage on a plate and people will STILL buy it, (see fallout 76) even though it was widely hated by everyone, it still made a profit by 2 million dollars.
Shit sucks yo, uninformed normies basically are ruining this industry because they dont want to stop buying shitty games and praise them as being good