Skyrim

JUST POST THE SOFT PORNOGRAPHY ALREADY

So I see you're playing with the reddit romance mod

your fanfic bullshit is irrelevant

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>reddit romance mod
no idea what you're talking about, but when you're the only person who is okay with a certain race when everyone else is racist, it suggests some abnormality in preference.

No, it means you're playing a shit game where characters only have a handful of dialogue lines at all

hence reddit making """AMAZING""" memez and fanfic mods where they project personality traits and beliefs that were not at all present in the actual game

Truer words have not yet been spoken.

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>stop having fun!

>write one specific line of dialogue per character
>people flanderize that into their ehtire character
Yeah, shit game lacking verisimilitude though

>marrying housecarls
B E T A
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>every woman is roughly 40 and hasn't eaten in a couple of weeks, despite all the wild claims about abundant buxom lasses
>the main difference between the rich and poor is the amount of silverware and mead bottles in their home
>swords are bludgeoning weapons
>daggers are bludgeoning weapons too, but weaker
>only 3 people attend your wedding, and one of them is some racist drunk who respects you because you beat him up one time
>street vendor sells better weapons than the heirloom you got from the yarl
>a giant kettle weighs the same amount as 2 rolls of paper

Not bad if you haven't installed 50 follower mods to give you an actually attractive one.

send this to todd

>is that an Amulet of Mara??

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kek

orc fucker drug dealer

for me, it's Brelyna Maryon

Lol.... fucken epic takedown

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>daggers are bludgeoning weapons too, but weaker
Except it has highest DPS you retard

ANd I don't give a single fuck about any of that because Skyrim is one of the only games in the world that lets me play as a futa loli and get fucked by dogs.

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Based and Slaaneshpilled

>every woman is roughly 40 and hasn't eaten in a couple of weeks, despite all the wild claims about abundant buxom lasses
Try living up Norf working the fields from 6 to 7pm on nothing but cheap mead and salted meat in the middle of a civil war.

>says Redguards are the best wives
>mod a Redguard so it looks like an Imperial

????

No, it's Muiri.

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You know her only quest is about working for khajiit caravans who are actually smuggling skooma into Skyrim right?

It's still funny to me that every single negative stereotype about khajiit is always proven true over and over but nobody minds that much because they're fucking talking cats of course they're going to be that way

Lydia and blonde Lydia (Jordis) are the best options

It’s (You)

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Damn right she is. Best available wife at least,

They also jump at joining the thieves guild. Although honestly, why the fuck not? Its a brilliant business move for them.

>first thing I noticed was the texture detail on the clothes
Shit guess the autism's kicking in.

Huh, when you think about it Redguards aren't the ES equivalent to black people, it's khajit.

Not even close you dumb cunt

>smuggling skooma
Skooma in Skyrim is imported in many different ways. Khajiit caravans only do honest business and spy for the Thalmor

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PLaying as a hideous pale orc warrior and was thinking of marrying him with this cutie.

I always married Gilfre

Honestly, no race is equal to black people in TES, at least as how Yea Forums defines em.

I thought I was the only person who thought Spriggans were hot! THERE IS NO SPRIGGAN PORN, ANYWHERE

yeah... that game is a complete shitshow. that's what mods are for

would pollinate/10

okay...
>to get her to marry you, you not only have to slaughter an ex that she is salty over... you have to slaughter her ex-best friend because reasons. Which causes her bestie's mom to commit suicide.

>Also, you are a professional murderer that she hired for all this mayhem. who she is now attracted to, because you killed people for her

fuck, no. I am not letting this nutjob anywhere near my adopted kids

You're kidding right? Plenty of Spriggan r34, webms, drawings, mods etc.

>when you fall in love with a married woman
Why so painful?

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>smuggling something that isn't illegal in skyrim

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>lighter skin preset = Imperial
Imperials are broadly mediterraneans. While Redguard men are generally african in appearance, most Redguard women are persian or arab.

Basically, you can't tell tan people apart, you racist piece of shit.

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>Marrying a literal drug dealer

Mjoll best girl

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>Comes with a permanent cuck
Best girl, sure.

>redguard
This is a real Redguard, dude

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Seamstress sisters > chuuni dunmer > Ingun Black-briar > Senna

No one else in the game matters.

No that's a black chick with a really big dick.

who's this cutie pie?

Nah, that's a niggerfaggot.

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DELET

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Just pay her husband a visit in the middle of the night and make her a widow.

seamstress sisters? and what is a chuuni dunmer?

My mill-fu was always Hert.

It's arguably nords

>permanent
Just kill him and trap him in a soul gem

There is literally nothing more chad than cucking someone else
t. bull that cucks people

>not modding and turning Aerin in a qt trap

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Endaerie (best sister) & Taarie. Jenassa is fatally afflicted by chuunibyou syndrome but still qt.

I always marry Uthgerd

>Be Argonian
>Adopt nord son because that's all they have in stock
>He starts asking me weird questions like whether its strange that he's growing hair in new places
What the fuck do I do? Is my kid a freak?

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I'll never understand why people mod their games to look like korean MMOs, I get that they want porn but just play honey select or something for that

Just telling him he's growing up and that humans grow hair instead of horns and feathers, he'll understand

Based

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>but just play honey select
I do that too.

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DESU, the only thing keeping me from buying Skyrim on PC and modding it, is all these shitty Korean MMO faces. I like realistic faces. I don't like the plastic doll look.

I just stick to PS4, for now

I made a pack with alea

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NOT BIG ENOUGH

do these faces animate? I see tons of Skyrim pics, and they all look likes posed stills

not sure why my post started with "desu"...

Then... just download the realistic face mods instead of the animu ones? Does nexus point a gun to your head or something when you try to choose your mods?

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It's called a word filter, newfag. For example, Nigger used to filter to Roody-poo. Now T B H becomes desu

Mommy give sappies

man... there's so much shit on Nexus... I spent a half an hour looking up foot mods. like... models and skins just for the character's feet. I think that is when I gave up and went back to console

youtube.com/watch?v=s5sTI_zBg40

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I never understood why people would spend hours adding pointless mods to their game, I just grab the unofficial patch and some qol stuff and I'm good.

For me, it's Serana Volkihar.

pastebin.com/SiKTeaTP

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this but she's a futa and 50% titties by volume

Kill Paarthurnax.

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Fuck the cute dark elf bitch at the college

>It’s (You)
How are you gentlemen?

>be Khajiit
>use enchantments to sneak better
>small girls asks for coin
>give her coin
>steal her soul later to make better enchantments
At least she experienced a brief moment of happiness before I turned her onto a fucking necklace

That literally does not look like a Redguard

I prefer the qt that not only accepts the fact tht I'm in an ultimate apathy murder cult but she also uses her their services as well. Plus as a wedding gift you can kill her boss and she takes control of the Hag's Cure

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After discover what happens with trapped souls, I stopped to use the human ones

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This is a real redguard, user

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>people unironically marry Muiri

How retarded are you guys

>gets taken in out of the sheer kindness of the Shatter-Shield family
>is an absolute moron and lets herself be seduced, causing the Shatter-Shields to have their family heirloom, among other things stolen
>Shatter-Shields justly kick her out of their home
>Has the audacity to request the player murder the Shatter-Shields last child to pay for "what they did to her" even though it was literally her own fault

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must be an arab with all that body hair, yikes

Best waifu is Inigo, even though you can't technically marry him

based

No, this is the best wife.

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One of my characters married the blacksmith in Riften. That was before I knew the smith already had a retard son who straight up looked older than my character.

I married Aurlyn this time. Pretty cool mod. My heart belongs to Serana but a playthrough to try out a mod has been fun.

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Don't they just go to the Soul Cairn?

That's a talking lizard you fool

Yeah and they stay there forever. Lots of them didn't realized what happened. It's a very sad condition

JUST POST SEXY ELENWEN BROS

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I need to see your WAIFUS

This nigga knows where it's at

Why don't more games have dedicated modding tools? It's kept Skyrim alive for ages and made Bethesda a shitload of money.

Muiri is the prettiest.