Get in here niggers, it's time to play Mario Royale

lmao just run past them dude

Are you new to computers? You have to be.

Its a laggy mess and my pc completly shit the bed

Thank you firebro who killed everything on 3-2

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Do we always start on 3-1?

>mcafee
I really really hope you are joking

>Glass him
>Not extend arm

Seems like it's random

fucking starniggers

My toaster can't handle this, any way to run it as a program?

>internet went down Wednesday night
>just started "working" an hour ago
>still 12 hours until my service appointment
I missed all but Day 1 of Treehouse and everything since then. Now you mean to tell me there's a fun multiplayer Mario game I'm missing out on? This week sucks.

super mario maker 2 is gonna have online multiplayer with randoms at launch and with friends later

>shell hits wall
>shell freezes for 3 seconds
>rockets up my asshole

*dabs*

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>holding jump makes you jump again
Delete this.

How's yer Gramg-gram's rig kiddo?

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>protected by McCafe
based and burgerpilled

why are the bottoms of scales solid

>giant Starnigger slides into crawl passage and wastes 20 guys following him
based

>two starniggers

What in the godamn fuck is this shell doing

I get DC'd every time I die, is this intended?

It's a Mario battle royale, you only get one life

laggin from being hit

ayyyyyy

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Are warp zones in?

STARNIGGERS AT IT AGAIN

Controls are floaty as fuck, I tap left once and I go running off the edge.

killed like 20 niggas running back with a star this shit is too funny

So after winning, you just get stuck in the victory screen?

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Yeah, on 1-2. It says Nice Try but you should go all the way anyway

>Get to 2-2
>20 players remain
lmaoooo

>holding down jump for too long
>autojump into a pit
reeee

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

I tried running the game and it lagged like crazy and was literally unplayable.
Should I switch to another browser? I'm on Mozilla

>climb up vine, stand there
you fucker

OMG READ THIS IF YOU JUST LOVE THE BBC

holy shit i havent seen you since 2007, how've you been?

This was amusing for bit but I'm bored

This, for those who the game run smooth, what browser?

>level starts
>framerate instantly dies
>get hit with a shell after 15 seconds of nothing moving
great game

FUCK YOU

How the fuck do I get past

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3-1 is based

Make sure your javascript is up to date.

to win the game, you've gotta think like mario

The absolute state of this Laotian snake charming bazaar

>wait until someone's jumping over a barrier
>kick a shell at him

luckily im on a mac so i dont get viruses unlike the rest of you peasants

yeet

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I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT FUCK YOU THE STARNIGGER WHO KILLED ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>start game
>do do do do-
>connection interrupted
fuck this

What a FUCKING good design to have a shit ton of transparent Marios. TOTALLY GREAT IDEA GUYS
Fucking niggers

just git gud lol how hard can it be to avoid the giant glowing man

>not being the Mario who takes time to collect 100 coins for a life up
S L O W
T
E
A
D
Y

>controller still doesn't work

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download antimicro

I FUCKING DUCKED 5 STARMANS WHO WERE 2 PIXELS BEHIND ME AND THEN FELL INTO A PIT FUCK MY LIFE BROS HOW CAN I BE SO BAD AT THE LITERAL MOST BASIC GAME OF ALL TIME

>thought "wow how come these 40 guys died at 1-1?"
>turns out Mario with star can kill other

>some of you fucks jump on the top of the pole
Rookie mistake that eats up time

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>win because i didn't die
survival only rule in here

Ask a Starnigger who just murdered 34 guys in 5 seconds anything.

way too laggy for me to go through again but it was hilarious. got #9 my first try ehhh

i hate you

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how do you get the star without dying because someone else got it first

That's not a question, that's a statement.

FUCK U

Lmao get fucked

By being faster.

>World 1-1
>Get the star
>Stand on the pipe everyone gets out of

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FUCK YOU THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY STAR

based

>see a starnigger go up the vine
>everyone follows him
Like fish in a barrel.

Get fucked

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Not what I meant. I meant standing on the block when there's a good 6+ others on there

4-1 when

>Lakishitter btfos Yea Forums

Wow, world 2. And here I was starting to think it was just 1 and 3.

This is the most crappy turd ever programmed, how the fuck you manage to make fucking mario laggy?

2-1 is fucking brutal

>have laggy connection
>get star
>run back and kill 30 motherfuckers that never saw you coming
best mario game i have ever played

>game is unplayable until the play count is in the 40s
Gee, maybe the cap should've been 50 instead of 100.

Oh boy I'm so ready for some of this
>3-1
Well fuck

Post yfw

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>eat shit right out of the gate because the physics are different than mario 1
damn it

>play for 16 seconds
>die
>wait 13 minutes for the next round

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i won the battle royale 3 times now. Yea Forums really is terrible at videogames.

physics is a singular word

>only 20 players left after 3-1
Jesus fuck, how casual are you fuckers?

post yfw overlapping star themes in the distance

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Did it after 6 hours of being an ape

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Still asking about this

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>get star
>run back and kill 28 guys
>chase down 5 more
>accidentally jump into pit because I autojumped
Worth it.

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I had a fucker one block behind me the adrenaline is intense when this happens

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I was the only guy left who would've been 3, but I landed on Bowser.

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4th try

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gay

HOES MAD

>tfw was 2nd
Good job mate

cope zoomer

If you go up the vine in 2-1 you're gay

So how many times has that shitty auto jump killed you?

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Landing on a hammer bros kills you? What?

>die
>screen goes black
>hear the Star theme and see the counter rapidly plummet

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*muffled starman in the distance*

The input lag on controllers is disgusting

>makes funny name
>isn't good enough to win

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>tfw hammer bro decimates 10+ marios at once

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GODDAMN IT I CANT TELL WHATS GOING ON AROUND ME WITH 80 OTHER MARIONIGGERS

ANYONE MANAGED TO GO BEYOIND THE PIPE??

I'm using one of those 8bitdo controller's with a usb cable and I seem to do be doing fine. Maybe you just need to plug it in?

>make funny name
>win
>turns out you were the only survivor

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we all are gonna make it bro keep going

This is making me realize how much potential Mario Maker VS mode has.

This is so much fun

>piranha plant kills me
fuck

You guys suck

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DANCEBROS SHOW UP

>finally do well enough to see a star mario
>butthole audibly puckers as I outrun him

>mcAfee

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i heard this one dude did and he fuck jannies

how do you shoot when you got the fire shit

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STARCHADS ITT:

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>FUCKER HITS A BLOCK UNDER ME
>THE SECOND I JUMP
>LOSES ALL MOMENTUM
>FALLS INTO A PIT

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YOU JUST KNOW

>McAfee

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>saw two stars go up a vine
Looks like I'm on the ground today

im the best dancer in mario battle royale 99 ask me anything

>tfw barely ever played mario so I can barely participate

what'the secret to your success?

>literally 15 starfaggots running behind me
what is this shit

>mcAfee
Is that some sort of Starbucks drink?

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being black thus having immaculate 2 step

>cunnyosseur
extremely based, great minds think alike

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my sides

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>that one guy who clearly hesitates
top kek

>got the flower
>accidentally hit shift + s figuring out how to use it
>page search comes up and i lose control
>mario auto walks into a pit

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So do you just reset at the victory screen?

>finished 4 milliseconds after number three

>5 people get a star at once
what the christ

>starnigger runs backwards
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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that was me

taking the pipe in 1-1 is a fucking death sentence

I'll take it

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Give me one reason to not hack the game >:)

STOP WITH THE SHELLS JUST JUMP OVER IT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN

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We have to stop meeting like this, Loli Cunny.

it's battle royale bro

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>when a starnigger is 2 pixels away from you
youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw

WHAT THE FUCK

>get a 1-up for the first time
>accidentally press some buttons
>game crashes

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RIP

>yfw you hear overlapping themes

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ITS OVER

>get in pipe
>game freezes

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This is all thats past the pipe

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>mcafee

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wow thanks for ruining the mystery

>don't know that invincibility lets you kill other players
>jump on a guy right as he's camping the star spawn
>land right on him
Fuck me

It'd be cool if all the other players were an alt color.

Who just fucking died to the first fireball with me?

>starnigger loses so he wait's to kill off people behind him
now that's pathetic

yeah thats gonna be a yikes from me

to whichever of you cunts who killed me with that redshell: go eat a fucking dick

me

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>mfw I summon the star so that the competition is thinned out behind me
>run as I hear the march of death and see the number count take a nosedive

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was a fun night bros, i hope this doesn't die tomorrow, keep away from starniggers, goodnight.

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>Died jumping over bowser

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>you automatically jump again if you're still holding the button when you land
Has this fucked over anyone else

The worst feeling.

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>starniggers

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Goddamn, this is fun. I should play og smb

>when you get the star but you don't realize it because you hear 3 themes at once

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This is very fun, but goddanm you guys are sadists

>mcAfee

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ITEM TIER LIST
>ELDER GOD TIER
Star, Fire Flower
>GREAT TIER
Mushroom
>OKAY TIER
1-UP
>LITERALLY USELESS TIER
Coins

This is unplayable for me

>got the star
>didn't realize it and killed like 10 people
I'm sorry

Why are A and B reversed on my controller?

they really need to put this shit on mario maker 2 it would be a huge mistake if they didnt

What a time to be alive.

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Close your other tabs.

I can't even full jump on mine

They literally did, it's just 4 players instead of 100 though

Controller support is kinda janky for how much the guy that made it jerks himself off over having it natively. Some controllers like the Steam controller have their analogues reversed or you get buttons reversed. Also it's analog-only, no d-pad.

I restarted my computer & changed browsers just to retry and it's still unplayable.
Controller support also doesnt work and clicking the button doesn't even do anything
I don't know what you fags are using but it's doing some magic

>loli futa who flicks her bean while jacking off

>can't see shit with all the ghosts

Damn, controller support and everything.
Let's go, niggas

suck it nerds

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this is dropping frames like a bitch tho

SLOW AND STEADY

I just got hit by an invisible shell that I was a whole screen back myself

FACT: The first level is by far the most dangerous.

>when the shell bounces back constantly between you and another mario without killing anyone

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Fuck I should've kept my name as fuck starniggers

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>Controller support uses the analog stick instead of the D-Pad

Fucking why?

John McAfee is based and all these anons can seethe.
McAfee 2020!

just notice that also

>starnigger sees you waiting behind him, turns around, and then just runs towards you

REEEEE

Pipe bros where you at?

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its fucking mario why do you need a controller

if you have a mode button on your controller press it and d-pad will work

Same user as I picked my name hoping you would finish 2nd after me. Would've been kino

God I wish I could play but seems like even my computer can't run fucking SMB Online
What browser are you using?

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

im using gay nigger 3200, lovin it

>piranha plant
EVERY GODDAMNED TIME

area behind the pipe should be the forbidden zone

opaque zone assemble

Firefox. Runs like shit

ok retard

finally got a star and used it to dunk on like 20 niggers

>When some asshole kicks a shell right at you

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for some reason my brain keeps tricking me into thinking you can jump through the bottom of the green grass platforms and the floating crossbeam things

>jumping for the top flag on a speed run

>enter 2-2
>immediately get hit by a shell

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Runs like shit in Opera, Chrome (through Brave), old Firefox via Pale Moon (which doesn't support HTML5 well enough to actually load the fucking game, it permanently idles at lobby), see in the thread that Firefox runs it like shit. What browser actually runs this bloody thing acceptably?

>mcAfee

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what kills me in 1-1 in the air when there is nothing there?

Probably a star mario

If you just died to a Starnigger on 1-1, that was me. I'm not sorry.

>mcAfee

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>Give it another try because i'm that bored
>Game starts what looks to be decently on 3-1 smooth, then shifts at literal powerpoint tier
>Keep jumping in hopes i'll survive the great purge of the beginning
>Get hit by a shell and die

>the fire bars in the hallway of 1-4

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>3-1
>wait 5 seconds so 50 retards can die to the koopa shell
>Screen freezes
>before I can get my control back the shell flashes right in front of me
fucking bullshit I say

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what the fuck user

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>the scales on 2-2 don't work

untapped potential

The real bullshit is 3-2 when people grab that star

can't touch me you stupid fucks i've got norton

3-4's fireballs are fucking bullshit I swear to god

piranha cycles are TOO FAST

>B jumps
>Right-click to shoot fireballs

i did it for (you) user-kun!

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Its much tougher than i thought

>three of us making a mad a dash for the bowser
>literally speed running to the end none of us stopping for shit
>in my haste i get hit by bowser and the other two make it past
>fucking sneed already beat the three of us with first place

>no spectating after dying
so close to being perfect

>Battle Royale
>0 Player interaction
I thought we were gonna try to jump on each other what even is the point of making this multiplayer?

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>0 Player interaction
You can kill other players with koopa shells and if you have a star your invincibility also kills other players.

Ive seen someone use windows 10 to record their gameplay like xbox does, how do I set that up? Just had a clutch play through but I wish I could record it.

>tfw starnigger takes away your fire flower

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Love me in real life, not online, and see what happens.

way to much lag for me.

It just doesn't make sense. Imho make a big ass level and make the players on random places of the level, the fucker still alive wins. And you can stomp on people.

>get star
>turn around into the horde or players
>only 31 people make it out of 1-1
lol

If you make it into top 3 do you just have to refresh or what?

>that star nigger that just does a 180 a fuck everyone i his way

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I just died to the first goomba but he got squished as if I killed him, and I wasn't even anywhere near him.

shut the fuck up, its whoever can speed run it the fastest.

You either wait till the herd goes and clears the path and risk not landing on the podium or you lead the pack and have to avoid all the hazards.

FUCK ME I CAN FINALLY GO TO BED NOW

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yeah

>starnigger fell down a pit in 1-1
Serves you right you fucking chode

>kick shell forward
>die
lmao wut

how is bean so good at this?

FUCK YOU SNEED BY .1 SECONDS

It's not that hard, once you run the levels enough you learn the optimal path. And then it's just a matter of not eating the hardest of shits.

Nobody loves me, user.

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>was the only one left
>die on the second fire rope
FUCK

GO FUCK YOURSELF BEAN

>leading the pack on 1-1
>suddenly hear a pack of 3-4 starniggers immediately behind you, knowing that any mistake means death

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>A koopa shell takes out almost half the fucking players

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Just happened to me, they got me on the stairs.

>stay behind to kick the shell back into the last few stragglers

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I won... at long last...

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>someone gets the star ahead of me
>die
nice game

You're super fuckin cute.

>starts
>jump into first enemy

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>finally make it to the top 3
I just gotta get past bowser
>suck a dick in sight of #1 and #2
well fuck me then

i love how 1-1 is one of the most braindead easy platforming levels ever, but the mounting pressure of racing against 99 other marios and dodging their bullshit antics makes it feel a million times harder

>almost get to bowser with Fire Flower
>fall down a pit

>can get to the end of 1-4
>can't finish 2-1 or 3-1
fuck

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penis got me :(

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I finally got first

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1-1 usually is smooth until the star holocaust. Compared to eating shit on plants and hammer bros in 3-1 isn't nothing

>2 starniggers on your right
>1 shell on your left

>post yfw 3-1

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most people are probably well practiced in the first stages.
3-1 really fucks people up though. like 70% wiped out before the hammer bros lmao

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>McAfee
Go read some infosec tweets or something, they'd laugh you out of the room

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Type "game bar" in the Windows 10 search bar

Should have randomized the content of the brick boxes.

Is this NTR?

YES SUCK MY DICK I CAN GO TO BED

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nani

Is it just one world's courses or is it from beginning to end?

One world, chosen between W1, 2, or 3 at random.

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>bean is in first
HE'S IN

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Holy shit I'm so bad at this

>the hit from bowser stuns me long enough to lose first place

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

Fuck Cheep Cheeps

>mcAfee
that antivirus hasnt been good since DECADES ago, the only reason its still alive is because pre-ensambled PCs come with it preinstalled.

Nice! Now I can finally go to bed!

will try for second or first tomorrow, that being if nintendo doesnt take it down

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I got 2 fps playing this what do

I indeed did notice you, good job on being the only other person to clear that run.

>constant desync means when an enemy/shell is a full body length away from you it's actually on top of you and you die
Really takes the fun out of it.

same

how do we stop him?

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>don't want to be a slow nigga
>go fast and die to dumb shit
i ain't no bitch

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upgrade from a commodore 64?

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Alright, I'm going to bed. Night everyone.

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THEY PUT HOW MANY MARIOS IN THE GAME?!

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o shit

MOTHER OF GOD

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A NIGGER WITH A STAR KILLED ME
WHAT THE FUCK

imagine dying in fucking super mario

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fuck

t. starnigger

I don't have to imagine it!

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>want to run through
>starnigga blocks my path
>dodge the starnigga

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You can't.

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FUCK SNEED
FUCK BEAN
AND FUCK STAR NIGGERS

I've slowly started getting better. It is just learning how to avoid all the shit with the lag

>tfw Yea Forums will never screencap you.

Well I can finally go to bed

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I get what I deserve

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based and redpilled

This is fucking amazing.

Cuck here btw

Nevermind, I got first now!

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>that first piranha plant in 2-1
WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET IT

now I can put this shit game to rest

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based fire bro not killing anyone

>start on 3-1
>someone immediately goes left and dies

gnight madman

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Oh shit nevermind, I guess I can go to bed now.

>That guy camping stalk with star
F U

>didn't know 1ups were a thing
>my controller drifts to the left if left idle
>die and set my controller down
>respawn and walk left over the cliff on cheep cheep stage

>100/99

>>my controller drifts to the left if left idle
my is doing that too

user-kun is cute! CUTE!

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>start hearing the Star theme on levels that don't even have Stars on them
It's like fucking PTSD

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Why are the controls backwards for controllers?

>Only two people make it.
Explain this Yea Forums.

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Alright, cool. Never had any issues with it before so assumed it was the game. Glad I was right.

>always 80% of players die on first level
Yea Forums are casuals

that happened to me just now too

what controllers are compatible for this?

>t.starnigger

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i sure do love dying to goombas hidden in the cloud of marios

>jump over shell
>get hit anyway

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you know faggots who get the star are white people irl because they only live to make others suffer

WHY DO A AND B KEEP GETTING REVERSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Not this time, starnigga

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>finally got the star

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if you download antimicro, all of them. Just remap buttons to be keyboard buttons

>Finally get the star
>Just keep running because I'm not a nigger.

who the fuck is bean? how does he win every time

I really don't, it's either I get 1st or I die before even finishing. The true test of goin fast.

youtube.com/watch?v=9wHq-Lr2nss

this is some laggy garbage

i swear im actually good at this game offline

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>infernoplus
this guy is such a insufferable cunt fuck him

I need to place just once! I want to sleep

youtube.com/watch?v=qO-9P28ESBQ

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ok so when do we get player skins? I wanna dab on noobs as toad

>1-1
>feel incredibly confident
>die to the first goomba

VICTORY AT LAST

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3-4 is the nigger of levels

>These names
This is how I know I'm playing with Yea Forums

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>3 firebars in a row while having to be fast so nobody wins first

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>Got my first win
>Loli cunny came second
Oh Im laughing

My heart goes out to that person who died with me on the first fireball of 3-4.

We are brothers. ;_;7

True alphas hold jump under the brick blocks in lobby

I'M NEVER GONNA WIN AHHHHHH

STARNIIGGGERRRRRSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how to run?

FUCK U RANK CAMPING STARNIGGA

hold down shift while walking

It's a neat concept but gets boring after a few games. It needs more features.

>bounce shell forward
>outrun it to the point where I kill myself on it
This is why the original game had shells not affect you milliseconds after you kicked a shell

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At last, my true form.

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>Use controller
>Stick to move rather than d-pad
>Can't be configured

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Me in second. Blessed be, whoever the nigger in third is.

I did it Yea Forums. I can finally go to sleep.

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I see the fellow /cunny/ posters here.

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Threat detected.

FUCK FIREBALLS
FUCK KOOPA SHELLS
AND F U C K STARNIGGERS

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welp, that's enough user-kun for the night, had fun tho >u

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>that mario that gets the star and turns left

>not being a dancey boy

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use norton instead

AAAHHH this is fun but the controls are shit for xbone control

you know McAfee himself has said McAfee Antivirus is fucking garbage right

good match hex, i allmost had you
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>splargh
wait a minute, that name...

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>get star
>fall to my death
FUCK

starnigger strikes again

specifically the one standing on the pipe lol

two in a row lol

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:(

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ah second again

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Finish off on a big boi run. If it's still up tomorrow I'll be on. Thanks for the games everyone!

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goodnight cunnyposters

cringe

At last, I have conquered the cute and funny

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>3-1
>playercount is down to low teens before anyone gets to 3-3

>Seeing the same names every time I make it to the end
As far as I can tell the Yea Forums high pantheon is Bean, Sneed, Loli Cunny, Nigger, and Pinkie Pie's Cock.
>the Yea Forums high pantheon is the worst shitposters
Clockwork.

has sneed actually been at this shit for hours?

chegged

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There's multiple people with the same names

t. Nigger

It's still funny nobody with a normal internet name makes it to the end and only shitposters do.

where do you think you are? what did you expect?

Shitposters are the true vidya masters.

user. We're not the only people playing this game.

prove it

>That one guy who gets the star and sits directly at the top of the vine
There is no purer evil

we get it you vape

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>147 unique IPs in this thread
Done

>taking the fucking thing in the first place
come on now

>He's only won at World 1

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holy shit this game is so much less painful once you know you can use RT to run

>Waiting out piranah plants
>not being a cloud chad
Most of my wins have been on 3 simply by virtue of taking it slow and letting everyone else die

nigger you just contradicted yourself

world 3 is unironically the easiest because 80% of players die before finishing it

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>Easiest
>Not in 1st place

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Shitposters don't have lives, so this is to be expected

Ungoogled Chromium

can confirm, I've been playing this non stop for the past 5 hours under different names

I do it to teach a harsh lesson to the weak sheep who try to take the easy way out. I get at least 10-15 every time.

>starnigger turns around
>already going too fast to turn around and too close to jump him

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kekekekee

This, except I bonked my head then got hit by bowser.

dead

Stop rushing, only another one made it even if I take my time

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>Put on an MLP name just for the sheer purpose of making someone on Yea Forums butthurt
>Wait 5 minutes
>literally nobody else makes it to the end at all
What is wrong with you people

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lol you guys suck

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I could honestly probably legitmately speed run the first three worlds now

Sweet

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Imagine dying in 3-1

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don't bully me user

am i based now

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Did you guys know that the bushes are just recolored clouds?

Based.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOP DONT TAKE MONEY AWAY FROM BASED NINTENDO I M REEEEEPORTING THIIIIIIIIS

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>2 players left
>me and some other guy
So what? Do I just have to wait it out until the other one bites the dust?

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When people win they count as DC'd so everyone's already taken the top spots, you might as well kys.

oh, I should've known it couldn't have been so easy

If you see a mario by a pipe, stand next to me. I want to get a line going

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>get killed by the goomba in 1-1
yeah im gonna stop playing now

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>get a star at the same time as another guy
>I die
haha okay, nice game

SOMEONE HELP ME BOWSER I-

If you're browsing good job dude

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what is this fucking clusterfuck

>have a perfect race
>other user on my toes
>fuck up Bowser
at least tell me you won user

new flavour of the month autism

>star nigger took my flower but ended up behind me trying to kill me
Get fucked

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I've tried two controllers and both make a controller icon pop up in the corner, but neither do anything

>QWERTY

Running is the most niggerly thing you can do

Jump my dude

FUCK HAMMER BROS

Imagine being this pathetic

I'm using Chrome and it runs fine

Lmao get a load of this paranoid schizophrenic

Worth being incompatible with many applications, really.

This, for me I'm trying to win every time

Faggot

Another Mac user here, you'd be surprised how much software there actually is for Mac. I've then got a small Windows partition for any time I want to run a Windows game but usually I can just get everything on Mac. Even Cuphead was released for Mac. And most emulators are released for Mac. Etc.

>that turbo starnigger who climbs up the vine and sits there
fuck you

it was me
power corrupts

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The only correct thing to do is keep running while slowpokes behind get spooked and pull back out of fear of you turning around. And if they don't pull back then you WILL turn around and make them pay for their arrogance. Starchads need to be feared and respected.

>mac is so good I use windows
cuck

>user choked at Bowser
we had a decent race nevertheless

>usually I can just get everything on Mac
Enjoy your viruses though faggot

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Yeah I don't have issues. If that's your entire reason for paying extra to get less you're more of a cuck than I assumed.

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Is there anything better than being a starnigger and still winning the race?

there is that word. I don't think you know what it means.

Absolutely not. I don't care what it takes just youtube.com/watch?v=xZEPgLkzhwE

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Win THIS

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lol!