How is this not fat shaming?

>Shigeru Miyamoto's first interactions with Grant Kirkhope (composer of Banjo-Kazooie, Tooie, DK64 and Goldeneye) was him introducing himself to Miyamoto drunk as shit at an event and Shiggy later saw him puking in a urinal.
Source?
Sounds hilarious.

>Rareware was based. You'll be hard pressed to find a more soulful company
I can't believe microsoft destroyed them.

Who's decision at playtronic games was it to remove jontron?
because that shit was not based at all

I agree. Real tedious, It wouldn't be SO bad if there was more than 100 per level.

Beauty theft is such a starved fetish, baka.

me

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oh god that kirkhope story can't be real, right?

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The overweight themselves have zero shame,
Always looking for somebody else to blame!

its a great idea
you have to do it all in one go

>This is our first western composer to make a song for Smash Bros
Based Sakurai

I still don't understand how Grunty considers Tootie to be "beautiful".
She looks like the kid from that new Bethesda game wearing a wig.

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why did absolutely nothing happen in this picture?

kek

It is.
Fat is not attractive.

Grunty doesn't, she steals her beauty because Dingpot is a furry pedo

It's a goofy cartoon video game about bears and a witch, it's not fucking War and Peace you massive autistic retard

fat people deserve it

she's cute.

she should have stolen kazooie though. yum.

dingpot sounds based

People defend it too.
I'd love to play banjo tooie if the camera in the first game wasn't so fucking awful.
How the fuck did they make the camera worse than spyro and mario 64 combined?

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>Rare also makes fun of gays and trannies in Tooie
what part dipshit?

this

Fat men are attractive!

Fat people deserve to be bullycided

Some of the shit Grunty said would never be in a western game made today.

Speaking of the writing, anyone else love how hilariously low the stakes are in Banjo Kazooie? Worst case scenario: Grunty's hot now, and Tooty's ugly.

It's not some world-ending event, no one's even in danger of dying. It's just one person turns fucking hot, and the other turns into a gremlin. Sure, that sucks, but, it's hardly the "The princess of a whole kingdom has been kidnapped!" or "an ape-led rebellion is threatening the galaxy!" It's such a fucking non-issue, but that's the crux of the game's plot and it stuck to it. I love it.

Probably talking about the very effeminate Jolly Roger and his assistant that looks like a MtF tranny.

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Yeah, at the beginning she used the word "wench".
And the game remained rated E.

Pic related?

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Tooie definitely raised the stakes.

I have a lot of issues with Nuts & Bolts, but I do like the plot of it being Banjo/Kazooie and Grunty fucking hating each other and having a petty grudge match.

SJWs would go crazy if BK was released today

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>"STUPID OLD BEAR, QUIT MAKING A FUSS,"
>"OR YOU'LL SIT WITH THE BLACKS AT THE BACK OF THE BUS!"

damn grunty

>Worst case scenario: Grunty's hot now, and Tooty's ugly.
Pretty sure that was only half of it. Grunty got nicer and Tooty got mean and aggressive. She probably would have literally killed Banjo for screwing up, so either you die at the hands of your goblin sister or you have to ship her off never to see her again.

>Never to see her again
I mean that happens anyway

It is, and that's okay. Fat people suck.

She's a cunnysieur.

kek how is this allowed?

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>Everyday my hate for that bear gets bigger!
>But I still hate him less than those niggers!
What did she mean by this???

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Now I understand why JonTron loves this game so much.

baased grunty

i want to cuddle kazooie.

it's actually even worse than just puking in a urinal
>t was when E3 had moved to Atlanta [1997]. Nintendo had a party in a museum, and we all got hideously drunk. I saw [Rare founder] Tim Stamper talking to Miyamoto, and I introduced myself as the composer of Banjo-Kazooie, totally drunk. He just looked at me with the blankest expression, he couldn’t tell what I was saying. A while later, I was in the bathroom—and this is embarrassing—I was trying to pull down [Donkey Kong 64 designer] George Andreas’ trousers for a joke. I was on my knees and I looked up to see Miyamoto staring down at me. That was the last time I spoke to him.

I wish sexy grunty would dom me

It was a different time

>This is the first western composer in Smash Bros

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I only played Tooie (a friend gifted me Kazooie but the game over scene traumatized me so I barely played it). Does the game explain why Grunty waits for Banjo to die before activating the machine?

The problem with Grunty making herself beautiful is that it was more than likely her own doing that she became such a stereotypical ugly witch in the first place. All of her shitty habits that her sister tells you about would undoubtedly revert her to her old self in little time.

Ohh boy, Rareware would NOT survive the current video game culture landscape.
youtube.com/watch?v=YsacCwiRuPk

Grunty's sisters comment that the Big-O-Blaster takes hilariously long to recharge. So long, that the entire game happens before it's even ready to go again. If Banjo dies, then no one is pursuing Grunty, so time eventually passes and she just fires the machine again.

Wait, fuck, you meant in Kazooie didn't you.
I dunno, actually. Probably does say a similar thing, just takes a stupid long time for the machine to charge. Haven't played in a while.

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this game has the word piss in it

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being fat is a crime

> You bested me bear, but I'll be back!
> I work harder then a whip cracked black!
Jeez, I get they wanted a sequel hook but that was a little far!

I like this meme.

>"Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!"
Fucking kek.

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Yeah I meant Kazooie. The dialogue implies that Grunty uses the machine shortly after Banjo dies. I'm just gonna chalk it up to video games logic.

I love gay pranks

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Why are British people so based?

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Unless it's Banjo, Kazooie gives zero fucks.

obesity is a disease.
there is nothing wrong with shaming unhealthy people for following an unhealthy lifestyle.

>Grunty got nicer
bullshit

Mumbo is based to just be right there wanting to tap that.

based
remember, if you say "no homo" it's no gay

post the vocaroo

this has to be the good end right

>voice is literally just moans
how did this get put in a kids game

fpbp

Fat guy here, you guys tlak shit on the internet but you wouldn't DARE say any of this to my face you fucking pussy twinks
I can OHP more than you can deadlift you fucking twigs

Grunty thinks you are a queer
Try laying off the endless beer!

that's my fetish

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I know a midget in real life and she hates the term "little people" since it's the most demeaning shit ever.

>I know a midget in real life and she hates the term "little people" since it's the most demeaning shit ever.
how about the term "short stack"?

>I can't believe microsoft destroyed them.
everyone was already leaving years before the sale happened, the only thing that changed post-microsoft was the stamper bros left (4 years later) and that was the point of no return

FPBP

>half of banjo is going to get censored in the remaster

I fucking hate this generation

>everyone was already leaving years before the sale happened
why?

incel

bk games are full of problematic stuff

Where can I find the good stuff?

get good scrub

This but unironically

she doesn't. the cauldron said she was the hottest girl around

its not this generations fault its the fucking millennials doing the rework you sperg

fpbp

I don't see the problem, objectively engaging npc with funny dialogue
can't say I've seen one like it in the past decade of AAA shovelware

Millennial ARE the current generation running the world you goon

Imagine defending censorship. Have sex.

Given how Grunty turns out after stealing her beauty I'd say Dingpot was right.

shut up fatty

>Imagine defending censorship. Have sex.
seething alt right incel

>censorship
You mean being a decent fucking human being.

we already have a hd remake. what more do you need?

I bet you haven't seen your weenie in 15 years

have kids

Tranny alert, tranny alert. News flash: you don't belong on this site. Get the fuck out.

>defending censorship

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More like don't have kids. Not like he can when he already chopped his dick off.

She's not only beautiful, she's also young and pure, hence why Grunty wants her specifically.

>Grunty got nicer
She didn't. She's still the same slob she was, only sexier. Don't make me pull up Brentilda's facts.

WAHHHHH

Fat people are disgusting and should be shamed.

Conkers bad fur day would be fucking amazing now a days.

Dialate and have sex.

It's the young blood, user. Also she'll probably grow up to be a hottie like Crash's girlfriend

just have sex already you fucking incels

>he says as he wears his fedora and new balance shoes with ben shapiro videos open in another tab
have sex incel

>bawww muh freeze speech
there's a difference between free speech and hate speech
you're being banned because you're horrible people and society doesn't want you, you are NOT welcome
imaging actually defending fucking fascism lmao

The twist is that she is still the same mean spirited harpy as always but since she looks hot she seems nice due to biased halo effect.

Your fat sausage fingers made a typo.

Id just untie your shoes and walk away at a reasonable pace while you rolled around trying to fix them.

Go get healthy. Eat some fruit, go on walks, get your life together faggot.

Because "fat shaming" is a made up cop out for unhealthy fat people who want to wallow in their disgusting health condition rather than take measures to fix it.

/d/ should be able to help

Luckily the 360 version fixes it and even adds in stop n swap

She'll grow up into a fucking stacked bear.

games are much better now

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Why do games need to put in their fetish in it? I don't want to know that the creators get off to bara dragon porn or whatever.

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you realize fascism was a response to hardcore censorship in ww2 right?

>have sex

Bend over

Do you have proof or is this more Yea Forums handwringing OH THOSE SJWS WILL NEEEEEEEVER ALLOW BANJO KAZOOIE'S BASED AND REDPILLED HUMOR TO BE UNTOUCHED?

What the fuck would they even change? This isnt Conkers Bad Fur Day, which was not changed at all in the remaster

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I find it funny that the lady who voiced Berri said she had no idea how Americans talked, so she just added "like" a bunch in each sentence

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>Banned
From what?

Well hats (and pants) off to her

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Is this the single toughest level in the series?
>exceptionally complex even for seasoned collectathon players
>entire place is a massive maze that loops back around on itself
>place is also a massive deathtrap that requires dodging of tons of traps and hard to kill enemies
>can't even get up or down the factory easily, because every floor is booby trapped to shit
>even accessing the boss room is an arduous trip

Kill yourself faggot

That doesn't sound like Rusty Bucket Bay.

youtube.com/watch?v=_BdE2N9elmM

Take OP with him

>Krystal had panties fully modeled in SFA
>She doesnt have ANYTHING under the lioncloth in smash Ultimate
Sakurai fucking knows

Pic didn't send for some reason

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Depicting a fat green bear isn't hate speech.

The last Conker's Bad Fur Day was released pre-election. Shits different now.

What, is Trump going to censor the game? You've got nothing but your gut instinct, and I bet that fat shit makes regular Grunty look attractive.

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every game since time began has some slut in chaimmail bikinis or getting mind controlled and tied up or god knows how many other fetishes. But a single non-basic fetish and you freak out? Lurk more, newfag.

Sjws will censor it. Don't say I didn't tell you so.

having sex

have sex incel

have sex incel

hi you fascist piece of shit

You should get a life user, stop going on twitter so much.

As a person who loves both Spyro and Mario 64 and just started playing the 360 version of banjo today I didn't fine the camera aggravating in the slightest

Not to mention you never Tootie again after BK. Not in Tooie, Grunty's Revenge or Nuts and Bolts. It's like she no longer exists.

You're still a big dumb fatass.
Stop stuffing your face and get on a fast.

as all games should be. rare realized she was boring, and just a plot device so they just removed her instead of having her as a plague on the franchise

Lmao yes i would

You could lift 3 tons but all i have to do is take 10 steps back and you'll be too winded to do anything by step 7

We finally figured out why Nintendo so hastily sold Rare to Microsoft

This. Obesity gives you nothing but negative effects and it will affect your offspring. It is a plague.

It is fat shaming and that's fine. Obviously you can't get someone to change their ways and become not fat by being a dickhead, but a joke is just a joke. If you're too much of a snowflake to be able to take it then don't consume any media, ever.

This coming from someone who was nearing 500 pounds and am currently 270. It took a near death experience to get me motivated but in the end it saved my life. Belittling fat people may do more harm than good, but if they can't take a joke or don't like being looked down on they gotta put in the effort. The amount of walking I can do now, how much easier it is to do things like mow the lawn, it's crazy. Fat people need help but they can only get it from themselves.

Grunty, which is why she did it, to make it harder for you to collect notes.

Fpbp

I don't know if you're obese or not. I mean, I'm well shaped, with a bit of fat (I eat carrots, bean cream, pasta, etc.).

If you believe that everything is ok with your body, you don't suffer any medical consequences and you feel loved, then I guess it's alright.

I do believe in your good choices for the best of your life, my friend

Belittling fat people does more good than harm. Being fat is really bad for you, and it leads to a premature death. If fat people weren't shamed then they would become complacent in their obesity and do nothing to change.

To be frank, anyone on this board should be shamed.

I mean have you SEEN star fox adventures, that was probably a good part of it. The quality of their games after Tooie in general were not all that great.

I can understand that. I figure enough of them have mental issues on top of it though, as I have and am doing my part to overcome them. I'm sure for some belittling them can get them to do something but I can also see it just making them depressed which in turn pushes them to eat. This is their fault of course, but they don't realize this. I think it's just different for everyone. A near death experience is not something you should suggest to someone who wants to lose weight of course, but that's what helped me.

I'd knock you over and laugh as you writhe on the floor, autistically screeching because you can't get back up.

>I mean have you SEEN star fox adventures
yeah it was a decent game
what about it?

we have fat people and starving people, we can solve 2 problems at the same time.

just have kids already you fucking roastie

I never got farther than when you get the little dinosaur as a kid
does it get better or worse after that?

You'd have to catch me first, fatty

Whether you liked it or not that project was more or less forced to have the andross fight at the end and was a fair bit of wasted potential due to nintendo influence.

Trump's a retard, but so are you and your ilk. Fuck off.

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>Shigeru Miyamoto's first interactions with Grant Kirkhope (composer of Banjo-Kazooie, Tooie, DK64 and Goldeneye) was him introducing himself to Miyamoto drunk as shit at an event and Shiggy later saw him puking in a urinal.
That's just being british.

the ends justify the means

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>I think you'll find it's Tooty, she's sweet and kind
Inner beauty or something, I dunno.

I agree because there are countries with barely any fat people.

Well now we've learned our lesson, don't beg for a fucking remake.

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its like zelda for 64

too fat to reach his wound ax, or someone reach it with his penis.

Yeah and Americans are 10x dumber for voting for him!

yeah, they should have voted for open borders instead

That's better than having someone hurt peoples feelings 24/7 and not even care. Trump is a joke.

Why did they change it? Was it too long or something?

Any signs of heterosexuality must be purged.

Flirting is problematic! I guess.

go drink some bleach, you retarded tranny faggot

>That's better than having someone hurt peoples feelings 24/7 and not even care.
no, its not lol

This is a dumb thing to change even for progressivism sake.
He's basically calling Spyro petty, and saying he only spent money on them for their face.

it gets better, the game is overall pretty good, then it nosedives close to the end

god I'm just focused on how much the colors and backgrounds look like puke in the remake compared to the original, how do people defend this shit

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The front and center mandatory part of jolly rogers lagoon

People over 350 should just be put down

>over 350
being over 300 is enough reason to be put down.

Imagine how sweaty this planet must get working out

>a-at least it's not Skylanders

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we just literally need to kick you in the knee or ankle and you are done for.

The fauns in question were teenagers with valley girl voices that hit on you. In the remake they kept the dialogue, but changed the thot voices to Scottishy Irishy voices. I'm assuming they changed that line because they didn't like the vaguely lewd insinuation.

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I was thinking about this earlier today, pretty amusing how your quest is to save your sister from becoming ugly and the ending has you basically commit murder as part of it.

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Im a fat fuck and I agree

>hurt feelings

Jesus christ you're a waste of oxygen.

Keep digging that hole, tranny. Soon it'll be enough to fit you and all your tranny friends.

Well she is Banjo's little sister, so it means a lot to Banjo even if it's nothing in the grand scheme. Not unlike a "girlfriend got kidnapped" plot a lot of other games had.

This.

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This. And I like that it's more of an interpersonal conflict instead of some generic take over the world plot, it means more to Banjo so it means more to the player.

I was rolling my eyes until the end. That's actually pretty based of them.

dilate

Is there anything else that it is considered acceptable to shame other people for apart obesity and smoking?

>being over 300 is enough reason to be put down.

270 isn't enough?

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Yep

This. There's no health benefits with being morbidly obese.

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Yes, very problematic.

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HOLY FINNA BASEDOLA

Midgets are a mixed back on the term depending on who you ask. A lot of midget wrestlers prefer being called midgets because that's what they've always been known as and they've got enough self respect over the issue considering they're already playfighting.

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this

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Is no one gonna post the dad playing banjo with his kid?

t. kike

Tooie gets given tons of horrible health conditions from Grunty's terrible life style and becomes horribly overweight, so that massively blows for her. Banjo-Kazooie is a more personal story for the characters too, so the world doesn't have to be at stake. Also, during the journey you encounter a lot of people who have been screwed over by Grunty, so in a way the stakes get higher throughout the game.

189 lbs fat people here.
I can't disagree with this statement.
I think it's needed to shame fat people, so we can decides enough is enough and start losing weight.

*Tootie, not Tooie. Sorry.

trips of truth.

Under ideal circumstances I would say shame is the wrong approach. It would be more like the way you would deal with the other self destructive addictions like booze and drugs. In a world that is showing all the signs of continuing to make the fat life normal, acceptable or even encouraged however? Give us hell. I say this as a person currently at 250lbs and fuck thats the first time I checked my weight since school god damn.