BANJO.
YOU THERE.
BANJO.
CONGRATULATIONS.
HOWEVER, YOUR TIME IS SHORT.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
WHEREVER YOU GO, I FOLLOW.
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.
I'M ALREADY IN.
BANJO
Ryder Wood
Kevin Lewis
Yeah, in the friend zone.
James Mitchell
Would two Minecraft characters touching hands be a high-five, or a fist-bump?
Michael Diaz
Fuck off to discord
Cameron Peterson
Hey Steve. Drawfag here. How do you recommend Banjo should fucking kill you?
James Roberts
Depends on the angle
Daniel Anderson
Cope, seethe, dilate and have sex.
Isaac Clark
Edgy anime swordsman maneuver where he turns around and sheathes his katana and Steve is already cut in fuck.
David Kelly
smashed away from the stage like in the game
Noah Taylor
I'm sorry Steve, it was over before it began..
John Phillips
Is that a fucking homestuck reference?
Elijah Cox
Banjo will you lend me your strength?
Ian Moore
No
I want Spyro instead
Michael Foster
Yikes having to be friends with the only other person on your planet. Holy shit how is steve such a cuck?
Brandon Jackson
Brain hemorrhage cause by a jiggy shoved up his nose.
Jayden Campbell
of course.
Bentley Myers
two spots left we can have both
Aiden Nelson
You do realize that the point of Stevefagging was "Steve's going to be in instead of Banjo", not "Steve is in, period", right?
Point is, you lost, fuck off.
Are you willing to offer something in return?
Wyatt Lee
I prefer the Spyro games but I'd be happy with Crash too
Hudson Martinez
Good thing I don't play as Steve.
Jonathan Wilson
Another person to dab on Steve with and all the Bandicoot girls you could ever dream of
Ryder Miller
Steve spent years shaping the world and that cunt just friend zoned him when she came?
Jace King
Not a furry, but you make a good bargain. I'll see what I can do.