Pictures that can't be explained

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You can clearly see the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll

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How did bowser do it

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I never want to pause again.

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i wonder how bowser put yoshi in the egg? haha

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Probably captured or employed a yoshi and forced it to vore its kin but hey, that's just a theory

They forgot to code the fog back in

This is what happens when Yoshi eats itself and then poops itself out

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I want to fuck Daisy's hair parting.

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magikoopa

>they forgot to love him
We're talking about mario not klonoa.

>he doesn't know

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God I hate soul/souless posters so much.

its a yoshi skeleton
what needs to be explained?

HE'S NEXT

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Fedora Dorrie is fucking based stfu stupid soul/souless poster

t. nudorrie

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The circle was edited in idiot

>but hey, that's just a theory
egg aim theory

Bowser was a wizard in the first few Mario games. He turned the toads into blocks in the first game.

youtube.com/watch?v=nIphlDWl9XY

That made me smile. Thank you user.

good shit user

Mario is Sans

>they forgot to love him
L O R E

>they forgot to love him
DEEPEST LORE

Tbh it’s not a joke. It’s why he’s let a lot of different people and teams take over certain games and he just oversees now. It’s why some recent releases of certain games like Paper Mario have sucked because he wants to still be in control. I don’t blame him, he’ll be leaving behind a huge legacy. I’m certain whoever will be picking up will do all the titles honor.

I thought Waluigi was in there when I was kid
Did anybody figure out what it was through game files editing or something

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I also noticed. They just used the dry bones renanimating sprites

>I’m certain whoever will be picking up will do all the titles honor.
yeah big visionaries are usually good at picking good people to take over, just look at the fine choices bill gates and steve jobs made

>user gets tricked tw....jpg
Nice, you got me

You win this time Bean.

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I can't explain being this much BTFO
Can you guys?

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TL;DR?

spergs screaming about how mhw was going to flop
spoiler alert it didn't flop

Shut up, zoomer

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Not bad

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Odyssey version is fine, it's in a different game where it fits well.

Dry Bones have blue eyes in SMM's SMB style

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Can you explain this one?

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I'm more curious about why you have a photo of reactions of Facebook moms. Care to explain that, user?

>Attractive yes but not beautiful.

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Butthurt white roasties

do you have autism?

Like some kinda creepypasta.

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All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

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I don't know I got it from here, it's been posted multiple times.

Its been posted here hundreds of times you faggot

Similar denotation doesn't equal similar connotation

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some people on the internet have this inexplicable urge for taking synonymous words, adding a personal spin on their interpretation and arguing it's their true meaning, it's a baffling phenomenon

You're a fucking nonce if you think attractive and beautiful carry the same connotation.

Plenty of ugly babes I find attractive. They don't mean the same thing at all.

>last official Capcom reports had MHW PC at 2.75 million
>people keep saying 5 million because of Steamspy
???

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They wanted to include the effect because it was impressive but it tanks the framerate so its a one time thing

Friendly reminder that warrior is the perfect husband

Dorrie's goggles are cute fuck off faggot

Thanks doc

>wario is 300 lbs
I mean it makes sense but I've never thought about it

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So the castle front doors are a portal to some sort of mirror world...

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And the mirrors inside are a portal out of reality

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Luigi found a way into the backrooms
is this meme dead yet?

>love him out of the way
did they kill mario and put him out of his misery and pain?

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It's a red Klaptrap with big fangs

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As a kid the 1996 version scared the shit out of me, especially the first times i saw him, to the point that i never knew i could ride him until i replayed the game a few years later. So i believe it's a good thing they changed his appearance.

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;_;

God I hope so

What is this supposed to be?

that's easy
mario's psychic powers were much stronger at birth before he was brainwashed by the mushroom kingdom

It really fucking bothers me that the release between the 64 version and the DS game is shorter than between the ds and now.

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for as obsessive as they were about so much of that game, i dont think they would do this.
please show proof it "tanks the fps"
make sure your evidence is from an n64 and not an emulator

sunlight makes it brighter on the other side

>brain description
i-is wario... a sh-shendao master?

It's how the natives saw Shadow Mario, only those aware see it for what it truly is.

The fucking eels in this and majoras were worse

YE YE
(YE)

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F

Man, Paper Mario used to be good.

WHO?

I believe the explanation for why this happens involves something to do with how that effect is stored in the RAM.

>where did the donut go?

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>Then they forgot to love him out of the way.
oh no

Does this mean Wario has a penis?

It's a fucking global programming flag, once you collect a certain star (first star of JRB) it switches the flag and then remains the rest of the game, probably by accident or an oversight. Nothing spooky at all.

Cursed

>forgot to love him
mario deserves better than this

holy shit, color splash was good?

contentious post

no you dingus it's because the fog resulted from a chemical reaction that occurred when metals from the ship were under the saltwater.

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When does that shows up?

Apparently yes

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Lol

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Pretty good lore but I saw a secret study once that determined that Wheezing was just wheezing, as in you cough so hard you stsrt wheezing

You really think you know more than a panel of scientists? Go fuck yourself faggot

>Wheezing was just wheezing, as in you cough so hard you stsrt wheezing
that doesn't even make sense you fucking idiot

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>falling for the disinfo (((study)))

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Are you fucking kidding me? Look at who funded that study. Follow the money

That's color splash, you stupid bastard.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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sneedius at work

i actually just tested this to see if it was real and i can confirm it did tank the framerate pretty bad. seemed ok when you were in the water, but walking around in the underwater cave and on land was pretty laggy

Ludo

>SOMA

>no testicles
Even accounting for him being a Nintendo character, for some reason I'm unsurprised

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This is the most forced and stupid shit ever, stop jacking off to it.

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I read that as ‘ugly babies’ and for once I thought I could relate.

Blessed imagine

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you should not have posted this.

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Mario and Yoshi form a type of creature-centipede whereby anything going into the mouth of Yoshi makes Mario e

Is this really a secret?
I thought everyone knew how to unlock him

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That's not a theory, that's a speculation.

Bowser has always been able to do magic.

>The Prestige

That's easy to explain he was

i own this thread now. Pay your taxes
youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ

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Good shit

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>makes Mario e
user?

Why is SM64 so creepy?

I remember reading that comic.

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All N64 games have an eerie vibe to them, I guess it's just the early 3D.

Fuck off with your cute joke, idiot.

Early 3D everything. 90s CGI is some of the most offputting shit

A-user... come back...

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After you beat the game.

The number is how many times you've died.

no fucking way...

this

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what the fuck lmao

40,000 people used to live here. Now its a ghost town

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delete this

Yeah I've felt that before. Been attracted to girls who I wouldn't consider beautiful.

Damn. I remember the first time I noticed this.

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>Mario is two sideways Batmens kissing eachother
Holey Fuck

STOP

ULTRA VIOLET.

based as fuck

how did they get away with this?

WHat the fuck am I looking at??

how is this possible?

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Disgusting.

no fucking way....

Hehehe

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I don't get it

Yoshi = ヨッシー (Yosshii; "Yossy" or Yoshi)
Dorrie = ドッシー (Dosshii: "Dossy" or Doshi)

It was meant to look like Yoshi from the start.

>Shitty and boring gameplay

No

what

Did it save him

did they try to do this though? or just happened to be?

user..

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They're absolutely right, though. Also, they never said they themselves were attractive. They were asked. The last girl even says she's not one to judge.

According to Tezuka, Yoshi was originally a type of Koopa. It's possible that Koopas (and Bowser) can also swallow others whole and turn them into eggs.

>He doesn't know

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This is actually the first time I realized the secret behind Ekans and Arbok's names

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Someone post the thread screencap of that user who wrote a story for a school assignment based on this

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>jacking off to it.
Look at this jackass

He used his Stand to make it vanish.

holy fuck mario

It looks like it's made of rubber now, like a pool toy
All that does is make me want to rub my dick on it

doesnt the n64 use fog to hide geometry to help the framerate?

What you are telling me is to never invite you to a pool?

GBA port.

are you still there?

Age regression

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME PLEASE

Oh please, like everyone hasn't done it at least once

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Nope.

>Oh my, how lovely my feet smell!

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Somebody please explain this

Jesus christ Raimi

Thanks, doc.

Unironically laughed at the MO Z ART

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> : a hypothesis assumed for the sake of argument or investigation
>b : an unproved assumption : conjecture

I laughed also. There's no way anyone would actually believe that I'm still alive

later on, yes
this was a very early use of purely decorational fog

>we award you the title of Big Boss

i have been staring at this for 30 minutes

>I'm

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wait a minute

this post gave me schizophrenia, which is admittedly a badass disease
thank you for ruining my life

Who was this guy in the back?

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You dinguses, it's power returning to the castle.

>Director: "Hey, kids will love this blue dinosaur!"
Assistant: "Sir, looks like kids were scared by it."
"Oh, that's not what I wanted. Give him goggles so he comes off less scary in the remake."
"It worked sir, kids find him less scary."
"I am sure no one will be angry about this for self-gratifying reasons in the future."

that's what Hylian sperm looks like

I don't care if this isn't the real punchline, it's fucking hilarious.

How the fuck do you even make a pun this clever this is some 200 iq shit or something

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you cheeky fuck

holy fuck

The writing was it's only saving grace. It's surprisingly clever at times

read the OP you fucking idiot

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JUST

>writing, visual presentation, soundtrack
solid
>gameplay
cringe, bad, cancel

holy fuck

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its bristleback from dota

Why Groudon is freaking small?

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samefag

YOU TWO STFU YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!
I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

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PC game sales continue to go up steadily unlike console games where consolefags buy the latesst meme game then forget it 2 weeks later

No they're not because they're comparing her to actresses who wear tons of makeup (and occasionally have all their publicity photos shopped) while that girl is wearing very little makeup. And yes it's butthurt roasties.

This would have been so fucking cool if you had to find a vanish cap somewhere else and think "I wonder if I could race to the mirror room with this". Instead they just spawn that shit two inches away and it serves no other purpose

THANKS FOR UNSUBSCRIBING

eggaim theory

unbirth

I still don't get it.

Honestly, samefag, or....
I don't see shit

free my nigga marty

edited image, not real. something like this wouldnt be possible because of the engine

You simply need to lurk moar.

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all me

In Yoshi's New Island Bowser went back in time to finish the job his baby form couldn't do. To combat this, Mario also went back in time to save his baby self by giving him items that let him break the elvels.

blindfag, is that you?

newfag

newfag

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Magic. Bowser has the abilities of all Koopa subspecies - magic (Magikoopas), spiked shell (Spinies), throw hammers (Hammer Bros), spit fire (Fire Bros), play sports (Chargin' Chucks), etc.

Legit always thought this.

God I love Gamecube water effects. Not even the xbox devs got it down so well.

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Thanks, Carlos.

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>posts a wii game
Bet you feel stupid now, don't you doodie head?

SR is full of mystery background creatures. Some are cute and some are extra mysterious. There are one or two I haven’t seen anyone else comment on

Twilight Princess was originally a GameCube game with the same graphics.

actual retard
where is your handler

>Doesn't realize it was on both systems with no graphical differences

you zoomers know so little it hurts

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uhm, based?

>reddit spacing
>calling other people zoomers
>has "autismo" as the filename even though he can't recognize basic humor, a major sign of autism
user...

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>post formatting in the most basic way is reddit spacing

>ignoring everything else
>implying putting a space after a greentext is somehow the most basic way to format something
user...

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I think he said he had to go fuck your mother real quick

>doesn't know about the water enhancements on the Wii version
ZOOOOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOM RHHHHHHHHHHN ERRRRR (the sound of me running you over with a go kart)

no mario

Looks like a picture of a cherry blossom tree outside an office building

Checkmate

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Oh my god, is that...
Mr. Gay?!?

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Didn't you know? Kojima was killed after releasing MGS2, he was then replaced with a lookalike.

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Why does this trigger people so much?

you'll make a popular post one day

>after the events of 3D world we've been playing as an imposter

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Because the kind of people that like Minecraft also like it's predictability and rules, as well as the neatness and order of the game. That gif is basically a dog whistle to them

Bruh

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That's clearly a .jpg, user

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gamefreaaaAAAAAK

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finally ! pure watermelonium

C-can you save him?

It was a different time, okay.

I rescanned this a while ago by the way.
mediafire.com/file/f7f6c2k3znizbbk/

how is it badass in any way

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>something happened that day

Forgot pic.

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you can avoid killing him, but only if you already know where he spawns

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I had that comic. Super Mario Land started coming out of his Game Boy.

I remember when this shit came out, I was expecting it all to tie into the Pyro update.
>all the weird random drop burnable items with vague descriptions
>secret diary - "Unlike other games we could mention, owning this won't trigger a sound file narrating secret diary entries. Why? Because we RESPECT THE PRIVACY of our characters. What are they hiding? Truly we live in MYSTERIOUS TIMES."
>urban themed item packs for Scout, Sniper and Soldier
I thought it was gonna be a mystery thriller that culminated in revealing his identity. Was pretty disappointed when it turned out he's just a crazy manchild, but I guess that's Valve for ya.

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fuck this would be a good addition.
villager and issabelle stole all their moves though.

I hate when I bring up that the secret diary was never explained and people respond that it was resolved when they turned it into a magic spellbook reskin. That's such bullshit. The spellbook functionality is cool and all, but they only added that after people started trading the fucking thing for shit tons of keys. The damn thing was obviously left over in case they wanted to use it in a future update, but they just forgot about it. Just like pic related.

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eggaim sounds like a game

>Just other day, i pulled these shoes off and knocked out a couple of roaches
Is he a pro smash player?

yeah those beady little eyes are terrifying how could the children cope?

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is this like that kanye game?

how the hell

Very nice.

haha

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Are you watching closely.webm

bros....

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not expecting a second post after this lmao.

this thread is fucking stupid, sto

I still think it sort of looks like whomp's fortress

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I hated this so much as a kid, I thought one time I'd go to the toilet only to open the door to the void

Enjoy your ride in the Yea Forums party van user.

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Did user just order some pizza?

>Syphon Filter Man
Why does this name mean something to me? Was he really active for those eight months, or is this just a meme I've seen before?

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Nigger

That No Stopping sign feels like an omen, or like Don't Stop Believing in the Sopranos Finale

Fucking badass desu

>Bowser has prolapsed yoshi through his mouth feet first

Brutal.

Fuck Yea Forumsros I need a minute to take this in...

I want that shy guy for smash

I can't help but be curious, sadly no seeds.

What is it? I initiated the torrent on qBitorrent as well

it doesnt have seeds but is just a jav

how

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WHO REALLY DIED THAT DAY?
AND WHO CAME BACK?

>All these (You)s on a single post
>Not a single one is less than a minute apart
>Post to IP ratio

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.................Play Ball

Its spiderman clone saga fucking again

>doug faster

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Is the city underwater?

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I found it mildly creepy when I was a kid, and that's what makes it fucking interesting and memorable. Things in games that creep you out make it a more immersive experience.

If they pussed out on the stupid friendly dinosaur I have to wonder what they did to the piano.

Never found the dinosaur creepy as a kid; what really creeped me out was looking at the ceiling from the cavern. Due to some weird graphics bug, if you look up you can barely see all the cap blocks from the level through the ceiling. Of course as a kid I didn't knew that and I thought a whole other huge area of the level was hidden in the ceiling and there had to be some way to get there, some kind of alternate reality where everything was in pitch darkness and only the blocks would be visible.

Such a shame fun dialogue and good visuals was wasted on this shit shallow gameplay. It's such a tease.

In my 12th grade creative writing class we had an assignment where we had to write a short story with a twist or something, and I referenced that scene in Sonic Adventure 2 where Eggman tricks Tails into revealing the chaos emerald was fake, but in a different context of course.

Figures, my dad is good at handling retards.

it's actually Mans.
MARIO
AFTER
NOT
SURVIVING

Nice

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soul
soulless

youtube.com/watch?v=HhIW6_e9BdI
He looks fine.
Sure, he IS next. But not for a while.
Better be after he releases FUCKING PIKMIN 4 ALREADY
With all the it's took he may as well have made pikmin 4 5 6 7 and 8

Is that why luigi always freaking out? Because he knows?

>play sports

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Women were the real incels all along...

Wario's bathroom breaks must be long as shit

Look at the dates man

I get it, he probably died on 9/11, but I mean was he actually popular? I feel like I saw his posts back when I was on gamefaqs.
Also lmao I remember arguing against 9/11 conspiracy theorists way back then on there, I was so angry lol

That's Mama Luigi to you.

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Mario's psychic abilities were so suppressed that he could only see the Boos, the more powerful ghosts which meant that he couldn't detect the regular ghosts. Luigi was never fully brainwashed because of his cautious nature and explains how Mario could get kidnapped so easily by ghosts he couldn't detect. Luigi retained all of his mediumship from birth

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The post it replied to had nothing to do with aiming, it's a bad pun

>tfw no survival horror Mario where you discover what actually happens to all your previous 'lives'

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imagine going to take a piss and just pissing for like eight minutes straight

Just why.

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>/k/ acquires new fetish

Hoes mad x24

>they forgot to love him out of the way
W-what did they do instead?

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Underrated

I want to get raped by Daisy.

>)

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no

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Hornbuckle.

D E E P L O R E : Vivian's dick is probably bigger than yours.

What the fuck i wanted to play some mario and now i have to swallow marxism with hot dense spoons. Nobody gives a shit about that im a fucking plumber stomping turtles for fuck sake.

THOSE PIPES ARE ALIVE? JESUS H CHRIST THE HORROR

That's Mario time traveling to help Yoshi and Baby Mario.

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I thought that was those pink bombs from 64.

they never reimplemented it in newer games right?

Carlos got banished to the shadow realm upon reading this.

>wario is literally smooth brained

reminds me of that image of a stick figure staring at the optical illusion.

I don't know why but this made me laugh it's like a parody of a /d/ transformation sequence.

>wow wtf why doesn't it look like a bunch of haphazard polygons anymore, and how dare it actually match mario's visual design

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Pikmin 4 already released. It's called Hey Pikmin! and it is on the 3DS. The team that worked on Pikmin 3 went on to make Super Mario Maker and are currently very busy with Super Mario Maker 2. Probably won't ever start on Pikmin 5, cause 3 was such a failure and Miyamoto has expressed that he has no interest in sequels.

A gaym thoerem

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miyamoto directly transplants his soul into his game
he has no soul left to spare which is why mario is so soulless now

mario bros 2 is literally a dream what is there to explain

this

i always believed that Clanker's first appearence had something to do with my slight phobia to be underwater and from the ocean in general (I was 9 when I got the game for my birthday way back in 1998)

Cute cat

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holy shit based

Here's your (You)

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This cured my depression

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What are all these replies?

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Based

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BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

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>Somewhere
>beyond the sea
>somewhere
>waiting for me

Nothing