Happy Pride! Banjo and Kazooie say trans rights :3

Except they can and do join the military. Are you retarded?

Joining the military isn't a right.
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When was it a human right to join the military? Besides disabled people aren't allowed in the military so its fine.

Men can go into the woman's bathroom freely by claiming trans.
I assume those kinda rights.

MY theory:Banjo's parents meet up in a war(remember Conker's Bad Furday).In the same second when Banjo was born, his mother died thanks to bullet. You may think then Conker is alredy teenager when Banjo was born, BUUUUUT What if that was Conker's big brother!? Then around 15 years later Conker went in that place becouse he whanted a revange 4 his brother. Back to Banjo:He and his father tried to run away from battlefield by boat. On their way to Spylar Mountain, King k. Rool's father shoot a cannon Ball at Banjo's boat, What killd his father. Banjo survived the attack but he didn't know how to controle a boat. He missed the way to Spylar Mountain and end up in land of DKC3, where he had nothing. He meet up with brother bears and They were Best buddies. But when he was born Banjo's name wasn't Banjo. He change his name to Banjo and sad bear brother then They are Best buddies becouse he's their lost cousin. That's why he change his name to Banjo. They lived thogeter around 3 years, when Banjo meet uo Tootie. She was just like him very small when She lost her parents. Banjo was feeling bad 4 her so he took care of her and sad then She can look at him like her Big brother. They spent whole Day having fun and then at night, They went Back to Bear brother home. They were very mad at Banjo cause he bring Tootie with him. They sad„Her name starts with T, Only those who's name begins With B are allowed in here". Banjo told them his original name to them. They were now so mad, so They tied them to a log and throw them at sea. They were traveling like that 5 hours, but They were on land. Guess where They arrived? Spylar Mountain. They made a house there. Banjo and Tootie didn't have anything there (at Spylar Mountain) so, They started planting potatos, carrots and onions. BUUUUUT crows were eating their food, do They made scarcrow.

They don't have the "right" of having their transition be funded by the taxpayer.
Also, why would you want a soldier with a 40% chance of not even reaching the FOP?

Imagine making an entire civil rights movement fighting for the right to die for Israel

Ok what the fuck is the deal with trans always claiming a character that have nothing to do with their mental disease? Ever since R.Mika I’ve been confused as fuck over this.

It means the complete conquering over the other breeds of faggots, cementing themselves as the apex faggot

All crows are scared besice one - Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie were very simular, so Banjo askd Kazooie to live with him and Tootie. Then the events of Banjo Kazooie take place in time line and we are done for Banjo! How Diddy kong learnd about Banjo? One of the bear brother told Dixie about him in DKC3 and She sad that to Diddy. Events of DK64 took place and by The end of it explotion launched Diddy to the Island from Diddy kong Racing. He send message to Banjo, Kazooie and he and Tootie wend to help Diddy. On their trip They found Tootie's grand mother. They sad goodbye to eachother and Banjo and Kazooie continued the joarny. When They were close to the diddy's Island black magic turned Kazooie in wizpig. Evento DDKONGRACING take place, also Banjo meet with Conker on his joarny to Island. They defeat Wizpig, Kazooie turned Back to normal and every one went his home. It took very long but Banjo and Diddy meet up once again in SMASH, but They didn't see Conker anywere.

There's a lot of thing you can still do in army, tho.

why would you want mentally ill liabilities to defend your nation?

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They're mentally ill and desperate for attention. Hell, these are the same retards who celebrate how Donkey Kong is suddenly a trans icon because they literally had to pay the DK64 VA to say "trans rights" in his voice.

why can't we have nice things anymore