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FUCK STARNIGGERS
will we get banished to /vg/ soon ?
>Cease and Desist Simulator 2019
FUCK MUSHROOM THIEVES
who beat 3-4 and how did you do it?
>see a star mario go up the vines on 2-1
>others are following suit
wew lad
Don't forget! Yea Forums got BTFO by trans rights!
>grabbed the mushroom in 2-4
>caused two dudes to fall to their death when they tried to catch it
HAHAHAHA REVENGE IS SWEET, MY VERY FIRST MUSHROOM
perfect won't get old and stale then
Relevant Image
Fuck Starniggers
yet more proof trannies are men
>previous thread link
Inb404
How many times have you won so far Yea Forums?
FUCK YOU AHHHH
Relation?
>mfw
2
DOOP IS GAY Yea Forums
killer bean?
0 it's my first match!
4 in about 15 runs.
By speedrunning the level
At least once on all 3 sets, 1st about twice now
Reminder
>controller support doesn't work
>entire game is a clusterfuck because everyone looks almost exactly the same
>will inevitably be C&D'd within a week
Nice one fags.
none, I lag whenever we first start so I gotta stay behind until more people are either dead or dispersed.
Dance chads unite
>Everyone dies from the first koopa in 3-1
Fucking lmao.
Also, if someone has a star can they kill you?
4 times, once as big mario
>needing a controller
>caring about it going away
>being bad at the game
Hahahaha
and me...the fence hider
>game starts
>3-1
afkbros ww@
Nintendos gonna fucking take this shit and run with it I just know it
>PAY 2.99 for Luigi DLC
holy shit i finally did it
Pipebros pride world wide
firebros and starniggers will kill you, however its not instant death if you grabbed a mushroom
player count starting to go down....
also why was the video recommended to me on youtube......it's not even going viral or anything and Iv'e never heard of this guy before
once
I just run right and hold space bar
fence sitting Swedish fuck
>there are still people who don't do frame perfect runs of 1-1 and get killed by stars
I thought this was a board for real gamers?
They should pay the guy for his idea. They won't but they should.
And he should just rename it "Super Marco Royale" or something and change the art slightly so it doesn't step on Ninty's copyright.
this
HEY YOU GET OUTTA MY FENCE
wtf im gay now
video?
>69% of people who commit suicide are white.
>40% of trannies commit suicide.
Do you see how you're comparing apples and oranges? Only like 8% of white people commit suicide.
>star guy stands on warp pipe
HOLY SHIT KEK
nah they'll C&D his ass then years later make a BR when it's long dead
>13 second countdown
dilate
stealing nintendo's assets was a huge mistake. c&d before next friday
Lag? Latency? What are those?
obsessed
LMAO YOU LOST AT BOWSER AND I AM THE TRUE MASTEER
seething
we know he hasn't even won yet
FUCK that starnigger
happened twice in a row!
yikes
oh god he looks fucking awful
Say whatever you want those trannies are part of the white population, without them you are like 700 million alive in the world, 300 million actually under the age of 50.
cringe
His image says 28.2 male non-hispanic white out of 100,000
So that would be 0.0282% I believe.
have sex
link to game
>java
I KNEW IT
>5 minutes and counting
it ain't easy being a gangsta
Chased by 2 star lads through all of 2-1 is exciting. Also why is it that I've almost never seen 3 or more people clear?
WE DID IT REDDIT
We're the only 2 here brother
i just found out that nintendo's dedicated anti-piracy website is no more
:(
>space and shift
>not z and x
What fucking zoomer programmed this bullshit game
cope
>starfags
>starnigger activates in front of you
>wait for him to run by
>hes coming directly for you
>dodge him
>hes chasing after you now
>fuck up my jump and get stuck against a wall
>he claims my life
>his star power runs out right away
wait if you have a star you can kill other players?
bestelle + cunny
bros for life
What is that ? Block at the end of the level?
Yes
Starniggers are actually ruining this game
I can't get my controller to work
>z & x
>not num4 & num5
zoomers strike again
I'm going to frame this and sell it as art.
>he wants to use the buttons underneath the directional buttons for jump and run
THE FENCE IS MY TERRITORY
PLEASE VACATE
This is a Mario fan game, right?
Someone archive it before DMCA strikes
>when distant startunes start becoming less distant
youtube.com
is that tumblr?
>patreon
are they dumb?
Godspeed, one post was already sold for $8k
infernoplus.com
For those who missed it.
Maybe it's just because my computer's a potato, but this thing is incredibly laggy until enough people die.
>he uses AWSD instead of the arrow keys
>archive it
LMAO you fucking wish
the dev is a massive jew, the browser code is obfuscated to an insane level and the server code is not available at all
enjoy the game while you can because you'll never play it again after it gets taken down
STOP DOING WORLD 2, I CAN'T RUN THAT FOR SHIT
Chart updated
WHO HERE /DANCEONTOPOFTHEBLOCKS/
You can't because there's Java code running on the server which we have no access to
>he uses fucking arrow keys because he has never played a computer game before in his fucking life
>when distant startunes start becoming less distant
it's lonely at the top
>climb to clouds
>starman right behind
>stays right at the spawn
well, at least two of us made it
I just hit the block and leave my guy in the block zone while I shitpost here waiting for the game to start
>Guy with invincibility standing at the top of the stairs
Laughed my ass off, thanks user.
Why yes, I do hold down on the pipes in the lobby. How could you tell?
why is your screen so yellow?
Update it with this you coward
Got 3rd place my fourth time playing. That's it boys, I've peaked, I'm retiring.
>4th
FUCK
f.lux I think
>He's so much of a zoomer he thinks the PC has always used WASD as standard key layout
Thanks for proving my point, lilzoom.
i would pay to play funky mario and get cool hats
Well second is okay I guess
Well done to Zoomzoomzoom
you best stay away from my fence, ya hear?
It’ll be C&D’d before I’m off work unfortunately.
>game is a literal slideshow
Maybe I should start investing in a better computer.
I keep dying in 1-1 because I can't tell where I'm going.
you sound like a real faggot, user
>he's using arrow keys because he has never played a PC game before in his life
So you're saying Nintendo should hire this man?
>tfw I was 6th
At least I didn’t choke this time
imagine being this much of a zoomer without even realizing it
>see guy get hit by bowser's fire multiple times
>doesn't die
Fucking hacker fucks
>slideshow
your internet or PC is the problem, dipshit
I always set up on emulators WASD and numpad as buttons.
>doubling down
It's okay little zoomie, we were all children once.
>Why yes, I do run backward to kill everyone when I get the star, how could you tell?
has to be bait
I'm bad at the video game
Hell yeh.
>nintendo toddlers
No it won't, it will take a few days for Nintendo to notice and send out a C&D. These things don't happen immediately.
My computer is hardly that powerful and runs it fine. I've got an i5-5257U @ 2.7GHz. I guess if you've got something a fair bit older / less powerful then maybe it's your computer, but otherwise maybe it's your connection. Also make sure you're using a decent browser, of course.
NINTENDO
Based firebros killing koopas and piranha plants for us
>when you first taste the power of the Star
IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Yea Forums trannies BTFO
You got monkey pawed bitch
What if this gets added to Mario Maker 2 in an update
wow this is a very fun VIDEO GAME, i certainly am enjoying PLAYING this VIDEO GAME with all of my fellow posters on this VIDEO GAME IMAGE BOARD
there now that my post is actually about video games... ahem
to the janny who blocked me from posting for 15 minutes for "violating Yea Forums 1 - Off Topic, Not Vidya" but still couldn't even get me banned, i say:
suck my nuts
now get back to work, slave
user, it's OUR fence. learn to share
Have you ever styled so hard that you got every single coin in 2-3, got a 1up from 100 coins, AND gotten first?
To be fair I have been dying repeatedly for the last couple of hours. This is my first podium. The only other time I got to the end was hours ago, before I realised it was a race (I thought it was just who could finish regardless of time). Since then I've just been trying to go as fast as possible but inevitably that means I die a lot.
I guess it just came together and I didn't get fucked over by bad luck. Also I think I was #1 at the beginning of the first stage so I started paying a bit more attention at that point.
I might retire now because otherwise I'll have another billion deaths before finishing again.
the only thing this is getting is a C&D followed by a 12 million dollar lawsuit against the creator/server host because Nintendo is batshit retarded when it comes to managing their IPs.
>he's using arrow keys because he has never played a PC game before in his life
not sure they're gonna go that route, this is harmless
>Get star
>Fall into a death pit
>Multiple times
I-I'm good at videogames I swear
H O W N E W
What the fuck do I press to run?
Is it b?
just enjoy it while it lasts
Hold shift
AW FUCK YEAH FINALLY
>mfw watching a starnigger fall into ae pit
shift run, space jump
controllers are broken
>those tabs
what you losers don't know is that the fence is actually the head of a giant mech suit
so go away it's mine
you're artificial megaman, what do you care?
I'll tear the world apart with out you, I hope you're prepared!
>can't stomp hammer bros
reereezoomzoom
were you able to stomp them in the original?
>that one chad green-shell killing everybody at the start, based
user is there something you wanna share with the class
>still haven't felt the power of the star
yes
I swear I almost never see 3+ people finish.
>people complaining about stars
>Not complaining about shell niggers on 3-1
OH SHIT NIGGER YOU JUST GOT THE STAR
POST YOUR STAR THEME
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>he's using arrow keys because he has never played a PC game before in his life
you're responding to someone who is using a controller shitdip
The game usually immediately cuts from 99 players to around 20 or so like 1 minute after the game starts. I don't know if it's people dropping connections or zoomers legit just being terrible at Super Mario
in-game chat when?
Post more stock photos
nice
the fock is there to talk about
>so i uhh heard you like mario
>yes i love mario
>nice.
nice race bros
Fuck the jannies for making me phonepost
Shiiiit dudes, they're here.
killin it bestelle
Has anyone read this book?
>lobbies take longer to fill
DEAD GAME
this shit is fun as fuck nintendo please introduce your dick into this man rectum
>down to 137 compared to 200+ before
I don't want this to end lads
>BONK ON NOTHING AND GET HIT BY BOWSER FIRE
COOL GAME
>bob chipman
i'd rather disembowel myself than support the shitthinker that is fat fatman
time time i was the starnigger that fell down the pit
now i know how it feels
STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME WHEN I HAVE THE STAR
Why the fuck would you want that?
I saw a few people finish when I came 2nd. Not many though. Although maybe some came a fair bit later and I didn't notice them.
It's because everybody is trying to go as quickly as possible so inevitably that will mean mistakes are made - or someone will get a star and wipe out 20 people, etc. You fucking idiot.
>brick by brick
sounds like a gay minecraft song
>You're in first place
>This fucker kills your run
>yfw
Based but not my best
Jannies banned me so here’s a phone pic
FUCK 2-2
They're not supposed to pop out when you're close to the pipe wtf
FUCK JANNIES
you can jump on the lip of the pipe
>written by some left-wing faggot who gets eternally triggered by trump
No thanks
>You fucking idiot.
Hey man, there's no need to be rude.
This game seems really interesting, but it lags to shit with all the Mario's running around on the same screen in the actual levels. Feel like some optimizations need to be made, maybe this could thrive better if it wasn't a browser game.
Based HS chad
It doesn't lag for me, plays perfectly smoothly
Who else just waits for 2/3 of everyone to kill themselves on the first stage?
>he lags
lmao
This, shit lags and the FPS sucks
I'm the one doing the killing, kiddo
What browser do you guys use? I assume Chrome is better for this.
>That bowser hitbox
is this fucking dark souls?
I used to be a dance chad but with the lobbies taking a while to fill now I've switched alliegances to the afk aka shitposting on Yea Forums stacies
>shit time
>still 3rd
mine runs at stable 144fps but lags anyway.
I think the game is internally locked to 30 fps
it literally doesn't lag I streamed it for 2 hours fine. get a better PC / connection
Anyway to auto rejoin a lobby?
F5
dude that I was going head to head with and choked against bowser with me, we'll get it next time
Based
bowser is the easiest part of the game
has anyone gotten over the pipe in the lobby yet
>want to play
>stuck on loading screen
fuck
I'm glad this shit is dying, it's fucking cancer.
>movieblob
are you dumb
>466610803
i'm really glad you came into this thread just to complain
epic, fellow Yea Forumsro
>don't sue me
>links paetron
Idiot
As I expected.
Thanks for the (you).
>466611154
no no, thank YOU kind sir : )
try disabling all your extensions
don’t let this die bros let’s bump with funny moments
I was running between two starmans and was pretty funny
I suck, bros.
2-1 easiest
>20 people made it to 1-4
y'all getting better
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting the victory royale! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming victory when Steve walks into the spotlight!
We're getting the Tetris 99 effect now.
Even people who never played Bing Bing Wahoo before now know these levels super well so the skill ceiling's getting higher.
hello im new here
holy shit this game sucks ass
physics are nothing like orignal mario
how do i change the controlls
seriously this is fucking terrible they could at least try to make it play like original mario like mari0 did
i'm fucking reporting them to nintendo anti piracy lol
>connection interrupted
STOP IT
Did Banjo get anywhere near the Victory Royale I don't think so
adapt and overcome, bitch
WHO LUIGI MAINS HERE
REMINDER THAT YOU CAN UNLOCK HIM FOR FREE BY TYPING IN LUIGI
post yfw a shell you kicked slaughters a bunch of faggots
fuck you nigger
>120 online
please shill it more I don't want it to die
infernoplus.com
>tfw instead of being a starnigger you're a starbro.
Fuck, seems to be an internet problem. Don't get why this doesn't work but I can get the other usual in-browser games working.
thank you user, you're a hero to us all
Has anyone done this yet?
>Wapepe
>Waluigi
I thought there'd be some decent people here , but just waiting at the start and playing slow and careful can seems to be a pretty safe strat
Does anything happen after the win screen?
are you blind?
go to bed
get aids
arrest yourself
>faggot opens a ? block right above me
>dies to a cheep cheep
>I accidentally touch the mushroom and miss my jump
FUCK YOU user
fuck off all bloated games are shit including this one, whoever made this doesn't know shit about optimizing code or how to make a good game i hope they die
nah reload
>blockniggers headbang so hard they cut off all sound
nah
Has anyone gotten the ? block to to the right on the flag on 2-1?
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE NOW
>bloated
don't project onto the game fatshit
very nice
big mario who just plowed through bowser, your strategy is lame you cheese bastard
based me
fuck firebars
WHO MARIO MAINS HERE?
yeah but did he beat you or no
that's not relevant
Why do people act like this is gonna get C&D'd when shit like Super Mario War and Mari0 never did?
(you)
okay, but the majority of projects have. but nintendo seems to be a bit less hard on stuff in recent years
Yeah I use Chrome and it runs fine.
It runs fine mate.
Lmao you're a fucking faggot.
(^:
lol so he did beat you ok
here's your (You)
fugg
>greggsit
sup
My controller has the A and B buttons swapped, which is really fucking annoying. Any way to rebind controls?
who /comfyandslowruntoenjoytheridewiththebros/ here?
NOOOOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO DELETE THIS!! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
close one huh?
>nintendo seems to be a bit less hard on stuff in recent years
Picture and link related was from not even two months ago.
I don't know what to do now but it seems this is possible
how do I change gamepad controls
forced meme cock sucking faggot
I was 4th there fucking hell
FUCKING NIGGERS KICKING THE SHELLS!
i said seems
>bowsers hit box
>standing on the pipe exit with a star
ill see you in hell starniggers
Why are the games starting at 2-1 now?
fuck this autojump
>die once
>still arrive second
good shit
I agree that "zoomer" is a terrible forced meme unless it is accurately used for people who are actually Gen Z (born like 1997 or later)
But if you looked at my post - - that you replied to, you'd see I was only referring to a player who had called himself "zoomzoomzoom", I wasn't calling anyone a zoomer.
Use your eyes next time.
i dunno
it's random between 1-1,2-1,3-1
And it SEEMS you were wrong.
>man I can't stop sucking all these dicks
Fixed.
I want to die, I can't get to the end
They should add the Japanese SMB2 1-1 as an epic prank.
>he's too fucking thick to read
FUCK YOU STARNIGGER
survival of the pasta niggers
>get the star for the first time
>simply walk backwards for a few seconds
>kill a dozen chucklefucks
I may have lost in the end but I won where it counts
>he loves sucking cock
>get 1up on 2-1
>end up 3rd because everyone else besides the guy behind me fuckin died
feels alright
>star happens and 20+ marios die instantly
i hate italians like you
>Ignore star to be first
>Now chased by 5 star niggers
If you win does the game not kick you out until everyone else is gone?
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK 2-1
add top block chads who bump on the brick
What's the point of coins anyway?
increase your speed
100 give you an extra life. I hope...
>he's too fucking thick to read
Sorry I triggered you for pointing out that you're too thick to read.
collecting 100 gives an extra life without having to stop and collect a 1-up
lads how could someone expand on this?
how the fuck can you possibly collect 100 in this shit
Oh shit I didn't realize the star kills other Mario's. Guess I'm changing my name to fuck starniggers...
Stay in first place
>he loves sucking cock
Sorry that you are so butthurt over bieng a cock sucking piece of shit. Maybe you should stop showing everyone on here that you love sucking cock and you wouldn't be called out for it.
mario 3
The game doesn't kick you out at all, if you make it to the podium you just stay there forever until you close or refresh the tab.
I haven't noticed that so I think this is bullshit.
Yeah I think they do but that's a lot of coins to get - also having an extra life isn't great because you go back to the beginning of the level, so you probably won't get in the top 3. Mushrooms are better because they protect you once from injury and you won't go back to the beginning of the level.
By making it into a lucrative esport.
>he had his mind blown
Add bushbros to dance club
THIS SUCKS BROS IM STILL NOT AT HOME I WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH THE BROS FUUUUUCK
Mario BTFO
>be first
>hit the star block so runner-ups all get the star and cull the competition
easy
fantastic idea
>starnigger ahead of me
>climbs vine
>decide to ignore the risk and climb the vine myself
>starnigger hasn't moved at all
>I die
FUCK YOU STARNIGGER
starchad here ama
>he's so fucking butthurt that i pointed out that he cannot fucking read
Lmao you're butthurt as fuck.
Based
fuck you you peice of shit
First add the rest of the worlds
Then add Lost Levels for maximum salt
Add these into the game
Make them purchasable with coins / wins
Also fix the fucking lag
mario 2 royale when?
i wish the first 3 levels could be randomized so we could experience full madness on all of them
>people getting poison mushrooms instead of 1ups
wicked
>being butthurt for someone pointing out you suck dick
lmao at least I'm not a bitch that sucks dick
Add the other Marios
Add in Mario Bros 2 (USA) and have thrown veggies and enemies kill other players.
>b and a buttons are swapped on my controller
REEEEEEEEE
>it's another "bowser jumps at the exact perfect time to kill you when you're above him" episode
fixing the fucking controller support
No lag for me, you must have a bad connection or old and slow CPU or something
I don't even have a great CPU, just using an ultrabook from 2015
veggie niggers
Imagine single-digit IQ retards constantly running through the endless hallways in the wrong order or taking the pipes back to the start in 8-4
it would be fucking glorious
>he's butthurt to fuck because i pointed out that he can't fucking read
You're pathetic
guys I can't beat 1-1 how do I get past this obstacle
please how do I get the star every time I miss it or get killed by the starnigget
>1-1 maintaining a 50-60% clear rate now
that's it lads
Seen that loli cunny walkin in.
>bought an 8bitdo nes controller years ago for emulation
>remapped buttons to keyboard
Works pretty good desu, can definatly tell it's not 1:1.
let someone else kill it for you
Have you tried running into it really hard?
>calling someone pathetic when you have stock pile of laughing images making you think you won an arguement
you sure showed me bitch :^)
it's quite problematic that this game doesn't have an easy mode for everyone to enjoy. I will contact my journalist friends at kotaku about this
good job mate
Stand on top of the block and wait for someone to hit it if you have a decent lead
Don't take the pipe in 1-1, it's not even faster anyways
unbased.
Do you want our guy to get assraped by copyright lawyers?
Sorry I absolutely stole that shit from you, Doomcock.
>NSMB > SMB
Based but bluepilled
>Fire bro blasting the enemies in front of him
Nice
thank you fren I will try it and use my powers to kill only enemies
youtube.com
FUCK HITBOXES AND FUCK PIRANHA PLANTS
The Piranha Plant hitbox being off really fucks with me.
>Think "Oh, it's almost inside the pipe, I can safely run over it now"
>Die anyways
Make it not fucking shit and actually play something like mario
>Blocks now have a small % chance to contain a star or other powerup
Yes/no Yea Forums?
first of all, use other graphics in order to increase the time nintendo will take to CnD their asses, this pack is what i have in mind.
Second, try to fix the physics and enemy behaviours to pixel perfect level.
Third: water levels.
Fourth: implement a level editor
5th and most important: releasing the Source code, like, RIGHT NOW! so people could expand even more and nintendo simply becomes unable to delete the game.
preorder cancelled
Mario world would be absolute nuts
Thank you
There a whole bunch of little things wrong with the physics but to me the worst one is the way mario loses all horizontal momentum in the air if you aren't holding right. In SMB you acheive top speed and you stay there unless you hold left
If they fixed that issue and the piranha plants (making them as lenient as SMB) I'd be a happy camper
Can't ask too much of a hobbyist project like this tho
bump
It's lonely at the top.
Has anyone ever gotten 100 coins? It seems literally impossible
would be better if the power ups appear aleatory in every yellow block
in that way nobody will rush for the first block with the star and ruin the fun for everyone else
I keep dying immediately
>Connection Interrupted
Any advice?
>Σario
Based
Make the player character Luigi while everyone else is Mario.
This is like playing Mario Maker all over again. The physics don't line up perfectly
refresh
>Sigmario
>game starts
>computer just about explodes trying to handle 99 marios
O-okay. Not like I wanted to play I guess.
>get a star on 1-1
>turn around into the horde of 75+ people and sprint into them
>drops to 30 immediately
Import the Kaizo levels.
>it's an I die because I momentarily forgot the buttons are swapped on my controller episode
Fucking muscle memory
The more alternate dimensions Marios you kill, the more the fractured universe repairs itself. Godspeed, user.
your toaster seriously can’t handle this?
FUCK YOU
bros please tell me what's your secret for getting the mushrooms how do you do it?
Can you POSSIBLY imagine having this much power?
Starman takes no heed.
hey did you guys know you can zoom into the level with the scroll wheel?
try chrome
>sweet nerevar
>when you hear the Starman music growing louder
>mfw a lot of my deaths are caused by me trying to kick a shell at people and messing up
is this karma
>Top 3 is just the same people every time
REMOVE DOUBLE JUMP
I HAVE SLOWED DOWN OR DIED AT THE END OF 2-1 SO MANY TIMES BECAUSE OF IT
Latency and auto jump makes this shit unplayable, what a clusterfuck
Most of the time i die from stars or, a rouge shell I wasn't expecting.
reee starniggers
It would be nice if you could still see how many people are left in the level while sitting on victory royale
>be slow as shit
>still 2nd
step up niggers
>bowser's hitbox
I WOULD'VE BEEN 2nd REEEEE
Thank you, it seems to run a lot better on chrome.
reminder
the fence belongs to me: the Fence Master
>starbro just barrels forward through the piranha plants and paves the way
based
This is so fucking fun
>#4
Is there any worse feeling?
hey im maro brothe gg
#4 might as well be last
dying to bowser
you can zoom out a little
>the starnigger is literally behind you by 5 pixels
4TH AGAIN WTF EVERY TIME
>finally made it to the end of world 1
I got 8th but at least I did it
double jump?
i just got #9
mein neger
But I want to know if I should keep waiting
>Get starman
>Stand still
Your fault if you run in to me
>tfw you are afraid of going to sleep because this game won't be here anymore
Sorry, manletsnotwelcome. You hesitate at Bowser you get third.
I won where it counts
nice
Arrow keys with ZX is the only way to play
>tfw #4th
Same, I'm kind of tired of playing it at this point, but I'm not expecting this to be around for much longer. So I want to enjoy it as long as possible.
>reach the flagpole
>>compulsively try to make a perfect jump to reach the top
>waste time
why does this keep happening bros?
Hey, that's me! ggs
>dont feel like getting up and turning on the pc
>ps4 cant run this shit in browser
bros....it's 2019 why must it be like this?
>sitting on top of a star block with like 4 other people
>one absolute madman actually goes and hits it
>by the end of the first level there are only 10 people alive
I'm pretty sure the time is almost equal
>died because I somehow spawned outside the level
FUCK YOU
I'm playing the real SMB right now and boy it is refreshing after playing this browser game
I hope it sticks around, it's really fun
How do I join?
>nobody can beat futanari penis
wrong quote, meant to reply to the starnigger above
FUUUUUUUUUCK I ALMOST MADE IT
i saw futanari penis...... so close
i think that was me chasing you down, sorry
I don't want to hear it man you already fucked up big time
This
Lmao seethe more you fucking faggot
i keep getting bad fish cycles
>level starts in 2-1
>it's super fucking laggy
>die to the first goomba
Fuck, I swear i don't suck.
>finally get to be a starnigger
>game crashes
jump on them and hold the jump button, they are betas compared to the real game
i saw that you cheater
>get shroom
>starnigger exclusively chases me down to hit me
>finally placed in the top 3
its the lag
player base is droppin lads...
starchads always win baby
This, it's fucking unplayable
You can only run the same three worlds for so long user
I mean the first time, I ran into a plant without realizing it was there.
>someone died in the lobby
anyone know how to get around the lag? i have a fucking ryzen 7 1700x, RX580, and 16gb of ddr4 3000 ram and this shit is just plain awful
i just.......wanna......win ......one more time...
>playing for 4 hours in a row
>can't even bother anymore
>still have to get a no.1 spot
>browse Yea Forums
>alt-tab whenever I hear the sound that it's starting
>die to first goomba
>get in queue again
>alt-tab to Yea Forums
this has been going on for the last 15 minutes, I need help
>286 players earlier
>144 now that everyone's home
what the fuck happened?
serious talk, the lag and physics are dogshit
Get fucked starnigger in 3-3
Are you using chrome? If not, use chrome.
who /goombastomper/ here?
FUCK YOU BOWSER FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
There's only 3 worlds.
Is there anything stopping you from standing around and waiting for everyone else to die?
No, but you might not place
I got 2nd a few times at what felt like a moderate pace, especially in the fourth world
FUCK YOU ANON72 I WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
lower case you moron
1-1 is unironically the hardest stage if you're trying to speedrun because the starniggers just fuck you up completely by chasing you
I usually rush through the first level then take it slow for the rest. weeds out most shitters and starniggers
gg
YES RUN YOU FOOLS
A shop to spend to coins we got would be nice. Buying custom colors or whatnot
this is making me want to buy that mario deluxe shit for the switch
should i do it bros
ill be getting maker anyway
Finally got 1st.
Now I can stop playing this game for the night
i hope people are playing tomorrow...
>E-Celeb-styled Youtube channel
>"Nintendo please don't sue me... also, subscribe to my patreon!"
>NPC meme on his petreon, so he will let the world know he's a Yea Forumsfag
Dude's playing a dangerous game.
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
rip to the guy i fell into the pit with
>the dude who gets a star and just stands at the stairs
He's a certified retard
Yeah, linking a Patreon to this shit was a fantastically stupid move and opens up all kinds of fun legal warpaths about this thing being used to illicitly make money using Nintendo's IP. A "nuke everything faggot" tier C&D letter is the best outcome he can realistically hope for.
WHERE MY DANCING BROS AT
wasd or arrows lads?
his favorite is 2 so your guess
Literally all he had to do was make this freeware until Nintendo slammed him with a C&D+fine and promoted his twitter and all his later games would've had a bigger following.
>dies from lag to the first goomba
nice game nintendies
AUTO JUMP SUCKS
IT FUCKING BLOWS
SPACE TO JUMP IS SHIT
THE JUMPS ARE FUCKING BROKEN
IT'S FUCKING INACCURATE AND I ALWAYS DIE WAY THE FUCK EARLY
Double tap right then double tap left.
This is my dance.
Again with this, Anon72 haha.
GG Bean
i saw you bro