>tall, strong, beautiful lioness
>Nordic
>blond, blue eyes
>chooses you over the orgiter who saved her life
>cannot die
>righteous and pure hearted
>openly hates that Black-Briar bitch and opposes Riften's corruption
>loves to be both your battle buddy and snuggle buddy
Why would you choose anybody else?
Tall, strong, beautiful lioness
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because marrying her invites her unkillable cuck friend into my house and I'm not feeding a useless mouth.
Serana is a vampire and her and I can rule the night together
>not trapping the cuckboi in the cuckshed (ie, black soul gem)
Because Gamers(tm) are scared of Strong Warrior Women
Thats why they choose Vampire bitch as their companion
But user, you get to be Chad for a change!
Breton girls are smol and cute
>unkillable
what part of that you failed to understand
Serana is annoying. No seriously, stop reviving every corpse in sight, they're just getting in the way. Also
>wears a hood to hide from the sun
>while having her jugs exposed
>Thats why they choose Vampire bitch as their companion
I didn't get to pick though. The fucking game forces me to bring her everywhere with me, resurrecting literally everything and turning everything into ash piles, and ruining every stealth attempt
for me, its Aela.
>Dragonborn
>not an automatic chad by default
lel, show me some normal peon learn as fast as he does
>Have Dawnbreaker for entire Dawnguard questline
>Everything is just a fucking explosion because of the thralls she has
>Has to run away because of the turn undead affect
He's not unkillable, retard.
Because she doesn't stop talking, like, at all. Seriously it's fucking irritating.
Good taste.
Only caveat is that you have to spend eternity in Oblivion if you wanna see her again
yes he is? least i checked he never died.
Jesus Christ why can't bethesda make actual beautiful characters? Their character design is fucking garbage.
Used goods
hot
next time I playthrough Skyrim I'll marry her and put her cuck orbiter in a soulgem facing our martial bed so he can watch me plow her for years before I put him in an iron dagger and throw him into the sea
Because this goofy motherfucker never fails to make me smile.
>be necromancer vampire
>maxed skill and using dead thrall
>serana keeps cucking me by resurrecting bodies as soon as they hit the floor before I even get a chance
He's literally not. You probably have a mod that's fucking things up like WICO or something.
Hes not unkillable
Also if you recruit Mjoll to the Blades and go on the dragon hunt quest, he'll join in and will die almost instantly
>All her content cut
>thinks she can free Riften from corruption with a steel warhammer
>knows fuck all about the thieves guild or how to stop them even though they're just sitting in the sewers
This is low tier taste user. You need to take the serana pill:
>Bonds with you to the point of trusting you more than her own mother and father
>Even allows you to have some of her sweet vampire blood
>Can you make you a vampire so you can live and fuck her forever
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>2011 + 8
>not fucking the goth girl
It's a universal constant: make sure you get enough exercise, good sleep, eat well, and fuck the goth girl.
Bros I've got this feeling.... I... kinda want to... play Skyrim again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Is the special edition for the ps4 worth it? How is the loading time?
>thinking you cant solve corruption with nothing but a warhammer and righteousness
Someone hasnt played a paladin in DnD
>of trusting you more than her own mother and father
gee what a tall bar that was.
>he doesn't use the mod that let's you destroy the Thieves Guild by purging them with a righteous blade
you can pop a kettle and get it warmed up while you wait.
>has been railed by the meanest, nastiest, cruelest Daedric lord in Oblivion.
>Seriously liking this obnoxious Mary Sue
Yeah I sure do enjoy calling her a worthless leech and then having the game literally lock me out of advancing MY OWN QUEST until I apologise to her, a companion that isn't even relevant to what's fucking going on half the time.
just play PC
mods are worth hitting the potato button
Based and histpilled
>wanting Molag Ball's sloppy seconds
is that the argonion that's part of the companions?
To toned. I like a woman to have feminine softness, not hardened muscle.
that was hundreds of years ago
Nah, just the dumb lizard you find stuck in some sinkhole. I think near riften.
why do you keep posting this munted looking miiverse minimum size face ASS fucking shitty waifu of yours?
just because she's got cleavage doesn't make her face any less ugly
>gotta get vitamin D somehow
>keep tiddies exposed to attract bois to succ
>only gotta put sun lotion in one place
Seems genius to me.
Based.
Literally just Skyrim Brienne
Which is why Mjoll will always be best girl
Don't you mean Derkee motherfucker?
>Killing King Stannis (but not canonically)
>Best Girl
Wrong.
Except Brienne is mannish while Mjoll has that sexy swedish accent going on.
>Can only marry two Bretons
>One is a whore of Dibella
>the other is a whore for the Dark Brotherhood
Fix this Bethesda
I choose anybody else because Mjoll doesn't shut the fuck up.
>"I remember a cutpurse trying to rob me on the road once. When I drew Grimsever, I think the poor man soiled his armor!"
>""I remember a cutpurse trying to rob me on the road once. When I drew Grimsever, I think the poor man soiled his armor!"
>"I remember a cutpurse trying to rob me on the road once. When I drew Grimsever, I think the poor man soiled his armor!"
>not a big tiddy Orc gf
Shit taste, OP.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>the other is a whore for the Dark Brotherhood
...who? Everyone dies but BBC and 200-year-old-loli.
I'd fuck the overwhelming majority of women from Skyrim (and lick their assholes(. None of them are ugly.
>flawless aim
>deadly
>is an apprentice wizard and a pack mule
>warns you about spiked-filled pits and skeever dens
>dwemer enthusiast but not a nerd
>knows his worth, makes you pay for his services but values friendship as well
True Chads make a beeline for Riften upon making a new game every time.
THE STANNISFAG FEARS THE MAIDEN OF TARTH
>an unapologetic darwinist hircine worshipper who gets off on murdering werewolf hunters in droves and is the face of the worst sidequests in the game
tfw can't send aela down to her yifflord to spend eternity getting eaten by wolves and shit like she wants
That seems to be a general problem with followers in Skyrim. Either they're boring robots with zero personality at all like Lydia, or they have a personality but they don't shut the fuck up and constantly spew the same few lines of dialogue over and over at you.
Another example would be Erandur. I like him, but I can't bring myself to actual quest with him because I'm fucking tired of hearing about how much he loves Mara every 5 fucking seconds.
I think she's pretty. She has a SEVERE look to her. It fits her character.
king crimson's design doesn't deserve being a one-off antagonist who sparingly appears
>Literally just Skyrim Brienne
she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>boring robots with zero personality at all like Lydia
And yet she was the only one to get new lines in Dragonborn. WTF is Todd's problem?
This is why I prefer playing Fallout 4, the companions were a stark improvement. I imagine they'll be even better in Starfield and TESVI.
Muiri, she has a contract for the Dork Brotherhood to kill her bestie because ???? who knows that questline was just fucking awful.
>people trying this hard to pretend these one-dimensional bethesda characters are interesting
Nah coz Mjoll is likable and Uthgerd is 50+ years old
>the worst sidequests in the game
whoa whoa there i don't like her that much but don't put her in the same level of the thieves guild
>Maiden
>Had premaritals with Jaime
Uh...
You are being facetious.
>no mod to make the thalmor ambassador lady crave your dragonborn dick
>Redguard males are distinctly African
>Redguard females are distinctly Persian or Arab
What did they mean by this?
True, there's a lot of shit I hate about FO4, but one of the things they definitely improved on was making halfway decent followers. Rather than having a gorillion that all have the personality of wet cardboard like in Skyrim, we get a small handful but they're properly fleshed out. I still have criticisms about how they were done, but it was infinitely better than in Skyri
Well not now obviously
The only girl worth courting in Skyrim is Shahvee. Take her away from those damp and dreary docks and give her a life of luxury.
Todd let me marry J'zargo you fuck
Ready to replay skyrim fags
she looks like a nord who was so ugly she decided to go around saying she was an elf
my own roll
well for starters you used a modded character, no reddguard is that pale
CAREFUL BROTHER
So did Skyrim not have a voice director at all? I always find it jarring how there's zero consistency in how lines are delivered. For example, in the College of WInterhold, every character will call you Arch-Mage, but half them pronounce Arch with a ch, and the other half say it as Ark. Or how there are the canned lines by alchemists about how they sell reagents, but some off them pronounce it correctly as re-agents, and then others pronounce it as "regents"
fo3 and NV followers > followers in fallout 4
prove me wrong
>implying fit girls can't also be feminine and beautiful
>not wanting a strong, healthy mother for your children
>makes vampire lord nerfed when shes around for some reason
th-thanks
...
Always be killing this ho asap for early game steel plate.
Just win the tavern brawl then lure her into the wilderness and murder her ezpz.
IIRC, she pumped and dumped by that guy, who used her connections to whatever family to steal their shit. Not only had she been played by him, the family assumed she was part of the theft, and the one most vocal about it was her former best friend. So she lost her "lover," best friend, and the closest thing she had to family all in one event.
To be honest, I'd rather seduce the hag of Hag's Cure. She has the best personality.
>Be a Bosmer in these harsh lands
>Forever alone because there are no Bosmer spouses
Why do they make the Bosmer suffer so much?
absolutely based
the thieves guild might be weak as fuck compared to oblivion's but at the very goddamn least it breaks the pace of draugr/falmer dungeon crawling before it segues back into that at the end with admittedly a REALLY bad falmer dungeon.
The companions are generic nordwank questing and then they left turn like "you know what you want to do, generic viking hero? sell your soul to furry darwinist satan for a weak werewolf form. If you say no we'll just wait in this cave for eternity"
it's verging on insulting.
HAM
Elves have very angular faces
Now post a pic of the thalmor ambassador lady in your game
why is werewolf from so weak anyway? was really disappointing.
>his waifu isn't from a mod
LMAO
>Can't join the Silver Hand
>Quest is literally written to make the Silver Hand "EVUL" for wanting to fucking purge uncontrollable werewolves from Whiterun
She can be healthy and not be all muscle.
why is magic so fucking weak in this game without mods? there is no reason to carry a sword and shield at all times in this game.
you know, this is fine. i dont bimbo my own games up but i can appreciate someone who does and keeps the angular elven faces. the borderline chinese neoton-clones modders tend to make make me sick. kudos to you, whoever the fuck you are.
Just use Moonlight Tales and a perk overhaul like Lupine to become a crazed killing machine.
I wanna fuck a dunmer
Here you are.
not him but i'd guess it was never meant to be more than an early level power up since they thought nobody would refuse being a werewolf.
NV's is arguable. They're less voiced and fleshed out, but they're largely individually more likable and interesting. Bonus points for a defined sexuality on each as opposed to literally every companion wanting to bang you.
>his waifu isn't Anum-La
shiggy diggy
>not sexy modding her
ONE JOB user
I don't bimbo mine either, actually. Vidanya was created by someone else in their game and they just took lots of screen shots of her.
Indra is my custom waifu.
based
do you guys read the books in the game? i started reading some and some of them are pretty good.
how did you manage to make her worse than the base game?
rollin for new char.
idk she's kinda hot in a weird way. Like she'd be uptight and you have to help her unwind
>she sees your outlander dick
For me its Sorine! She is cute. A Cute!
Whoa... so this... is the power... of the hist
rollin again
Death to altmer
who breton master race here?
Bretons even in Skyrim have too round moon-faces.
Exactly
so put her in sexy mod clothes
Why are TES elves so shit?
>never join the Companions
>not a werewolf or vampire
>come across the Silver Hand
>they attack me on sight
wtf
Also them never even being mentioned alongside the Dawnguard, Vigilants of Stendarr, or the Silverbloods is really odd. It's like they literally have no place in the world outside the Companions' questline.
>Nnnoooo, stop liking things I don't like! You're not supposed to be having fun!
fak you and people like you
Don't (you) me
I don't. They look like they'd smell and have greasy hair.
Elenwen is too respectable for that.
>25% resistance to all magic
Best racial passive
They're supposed to be inhuman
Feminine softness is the tops.
that's because a lot of them aren't written by skyrim writers, they're carryovers.
Trap, the one about a man captured by vampires, is actually terrifying. I believe that's morrowind,
>can't join the silver hand against the werewolves
>can't even refuse the offer of becoming a werewolf, just have to pretend you refused by ignoring the quest line
>also being a vampire doesn't make vigilants of stendarr encounters hostile and doesn't make normal vampire NPCs you find around skyrim non-hostile
Worse? I think she looks a lot better this way. It's a combination of "Ethereal Eleven Overhaul" and, I think, Nuska face textures.
What mod does this?
Even when i throw her carcass in the embassy's kitchen oven?
just dont do that shit quest in the first place
who even bothers with whiterun?
I prefer the werebear mod
Simple and looks amazing
Agreed but not a fattie.
why even have followers when most of them are weak and will die has soon as 2 mid level bandits gang up on them?
Whiterun is like the main hub everybody uses.
Also very aesthetic digits my dude.
Because i want corruption
Riften and Solitude are superior to a shitty viking village
>Azura seems to be
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They're completely low-effort. Literally just another random group of bandits in another random fort. Only difference is they have silver swords and there are a few werewolf corpses strewn about.
Every guild quest in Skyrim is worse than in Oblivion, but the companions quest is probably the worst of all. I have no idea what they were thinking with that shit. It's like they just wanted to make sure the player could have a way early on in whiterun to turn into the werewolf form they added into the game, and then they did the bare minimum to justify it.
Bros how do we fix the -mer problem?
3 is just a flat no. They're paper thin, every last one of them. Only loosely interesting partner is Butch because you have personal history.
>Riften
Really poor stores in comparison to Solitude and even Whiterun.
>doesn't make normal vampire NPCs you find around skyrim non-hostile
This one make sense. If you're just some random fuck coming into my vamp den uninvited you're not gonna have a good time.
At least you can cure yourself, farkas and vilkas of lycanthropy
Followers always get on my nerves after a while.
Outbreed them
Cuck them by making more humanoid races like Beetons
not much of a power up when two handed weapon silver hand mooks shits you. its also funny how fast they make you a werewof after a few quests.
>tfw you married first girl you date
she turns into a cunt. HAHA LYDIA YOURE SWORN TO CARRY MY BURDENS OMG THATS FUNNY AFTER THE 10000000000000 TIME SHUT UP AND CARRY MY DRAGON BONES
>new rig lags in riften and solitude still
i just want a game where I can properly cuck hircine at every turn. Fuck that guy, he's molag bal with a veneer of honor.
AĆAAAAAAAAAA JUST GIVE ME SEXY ELENWEN BROS
Bruh, what? What parts are you using? I hope you're decking that shit out with 4K graphics mods to make that happen.
>dating a housecarl
BETA
Lmao get rekt loser
im using an enb but looking into the middle of riften always makes my game fart for some reason
i just finished reading begger and thief. there is a third story called the warrior that i will be in the lookout for.
Well curing as many people as possible is is a better way to go about it than killing them since he gets their souls when they're werewolves
She's a bit older, you know.
Have a harpy.
Literally how, i first played this in my shitty laptop and had no problems
my
fucking
nigger
Whatever floats your boat.
ok fine
I want both chub and muscle
I bet SHE floats really great
There's a replacer on SSE nexus with a bunch of shit-tier models. But there's an outdated replacer with the lizard model on oldrim that doesn't work, but I was able to combine them by renaming and replacing the .nif file. Don't have the names on me, but search both LE and SE nexuses and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Decided to play an argonian who turns into a "werewolf" but I thought it was dumb having a reptile turn into a mammal, so I'm using that model replacer instead.
you live in the third world or play on a laptop?
Waifu Races Power Ranking
Breton > Bosmer > Nord = Dunmer > Altmer > Imperial > Orc > Redguard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Furries and Scalies
NV also had the companion wheel and each companion actually made the game feel slightly different due to the unique perks they'd grant you while in your company.
It was definitely a huge step backward with Skyrim. Hell, it was even a step backward compared to FO3. Even FO3's barebones companions still allowed you to give basic commands like how close to follow you and how aggressive to be. Skyrim's companions have fuck-all. All you can do is trade gear and tell them to wait.
Ysolda will always be my trap queen
Yes, yes, (((Skyrim is for everyone)))
What's wrong with Redguards?
Roll.
Dunmer are disgusting
...
Roll number 2
>Too white
They're disgusting
>2016+3
>still no mods to make werewolf and vampire lord playable in first person
I want to use these forms but I just can't because of how fucking clunky it is to play in 3rd person. The fucking reticule doesn't even line up properly in these forms and you have to aim higher than you should to interact with things. And then there's issues like vanilla werewolf not even being able to loot bodies/containers so you have to fight through an area and then backtrack to collect all the loot.
THEY CAN'T SAY NO
Altmer > Breton > Nord > Bosmer > Dunmer > Imperial > Redguard > Orc > cat > chain smoker
You're disgusting.
Looks like a girl I used to work with
>still no mods to make werewolf and vampire lord playable in first person
Yes there is. reddit.com
And Enhanced Camera has been out for oldrim for forever.
>And Enhanced Camera has been out for oldrim for forever.
I know. I was referring to SSE.
Also thanks, I'll take a look at this. Why the fuck is it not on Nexus? The only camera mods on nexus are janky and borked.
Based and mogpilled
FUCK MER
>Why the fuck is it not on Nexus?
Someone had uploaded it, but I guess he didn't have permission. It's still in beta so that's probably why the original author hasn't put it up, though it works perfectly besides the default config settings being a bit wonky.
Might also be conflicts with some other DLL mods, but idk. Works fine with quick loot, visible favorites gear, and some other stuff.
roll pls
This
fucking hell.
again
>>chooses you over the orgiter who saved her life
Real talk: why WERE there so many orbiters in this game? What did Bathesda mean by this?
It's easier to make other characters into betas than allow the player to become a chad on his own merits. Relative empowerment, essentially.
Eh, we saw what Sovengarde was like, Hircine's plane is probably more fun for a werewolf anyway.
based
>we saw what Sovengarde was like
That was just with Alduin causing a racket
>they forgot to make him mortal
Derkeethus is best
dios mio... el monsturo...
>Aeron says he never leaves the city
>Just so happens to be walking 3 holds away from Riften the day Mjoll went into the dwemer ruin
ok
Werewolf's are glass cannons but if you know how to cheese with them they're OP
>Sent of Blood is your default power and works on everything short of bossess
>Power attacks know anything down including bossess and dragons
Scare away mobs and stunlock the boss to win
This, Azura will throw innocents into the fire just to fuck someone over while all Meridia want is to purge evil and corruption
I'm half convinced the Silver Hand are vampires, all the dead normal people in their bases and the fact that they all either carry vampire dust or disease potions
They don't explode and send every item in the building flying when you hit them with Dawnbreaker, so no.