Thoughts?

The proof.

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PERRO CACA

Why is that guy wearing a canteen

All I can make out in the background is "Royale". The dog obviously knows what it's doing.

Dogs are fucking abhorrent creatures and I resent basically everyone who owns one.

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t. cat

t. perro caca

Yeah of course a fucking cat owner would say that.

Lmao white people bring their dogs everywhere

That doesn't sound like a cat owner. That sounds like a Muslim.

And I resent pussy ass bitchbois who I could knock into a coma in one punch, but you don't see me complaining about you.

I thought it said " my dog just took an E3"

user a lot of people like dogs. I live in miami and its full of hispanics, and they fucking love dogs and take them everywhere too.

You sound a little upset. Maybe you should call over your """emotional support""" dog so it can shit at your feet and eat its own vomit to calm you down.

LOOK AT THOSE TITS ON THE GIRL IN YELLOW I WANT TO SUCK ON THEM SO BAD

I was gonna say that it’s probably a sight dog but that dog doesn’t have the vest on so I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was some stupid shit.

Clean it up jannies

>my dog just took an e3

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>dance royal
that's a big poop for a single doggo

>I'm a weak minded person who is unable to tame a loyal loving creature and I scorn others who are stronger then me
Fixed

>E3 will never be the same

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They'll probably shrink them in the remake...

That's a very rude thing to say about yu suzuki.

service dogs aren't actually required to wear a vest.

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It's called Pokemon Sword and Shield.

Dogs are foul, disgusting animals and shouldn't be allowed anywhere in public.

Go back, Abdul.

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my cat plays fetch though and loves it

So are humans and we dance around this shithole. Wtf are you on about?

>loyal loving
A dog "loves" whoever gives it food.

They are also not on a leash while working.
Until other info comes up it was just a douche bringing his dog to E3. And the dog expressing his opinion.

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Dogs come pre-tamed you fucking imbecile. You literally have to be mentally retarded to unsuccessfully "tame" a dog. The moment that retarded fucker sees you, you become the most important thing in the entire world to him.

Dogs are literally inbred and born retarded/subservient to humans. There's a reason parents often give them to kids as a first pet; you literally cannot fuck it up.

Well cats do share 80% of the brain structure that a human's has.
Meanwhile dog's are completely different.

the fucking fat asian guy taking a selfie

Kinda poor showing, to be honest. Expected more from dog.
Still a better showing than Bethesda though.

that nigga lovecraft had toxoplasmosis

me taking a selfie

Was at E3, those were K9 units sniffing for illegal shit

I am so glad I was able to go to e3 when it was just for industry people. It is a literal shit show now.

Damn you figured that one out and still can't get no love?

*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

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Naughty Dog

That's fucking incredible. Imagine just going to E3 and taking a shit, the horrified looks of those limp-wristed cocksuckers as the stench of human excrement fills up the their nostrils, their fragile safe-space destroyed. Outstanding.

You coulda just said you never owned a dog man it's cool.

Absolutely based

Why would you tweet this?

Dogs poop at places because they have to use the bathroom.

Based schlop poster

Fuck you dog

sounds about right

dogs are killers. they're the nigger race of pets

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My parents let me have a dog when I turned 12. He's still alive, and I still visit him a few times a month.

I love him but he's fucking retarded. I did literally nothing to train him but he thinks I'm the greatest person alive. The moment I walk up to him, he runs in circles and slobbers over me even though I spent barely any time with him as a teenager.

Dogs are retarded, user. You don't have to do shit to get them to like you unless they have a behavioral disorder. 99% of dog owners you see don't know how the fuck to actually raise a dog, it's just braindead simple to NOT fuck them up mentally.

Looks like Dog wins e3. Console-fags blown the fuck out of the water.

>saving thumbnails
And you're just a nigger

>needy neurotic inbred shitbeasts
>barks for hours on end
>won't ever leave you alone
>eat its own shit
>licks its balls and ass
>licks its owner's face
>will randomly get triggered and attack small children/strangers
The worst animal.

>t. paco

Dogs and their owners are based.

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He didn't mistake it, e3 was weak

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good boy

>Dog taking a shit
>Dance Royale
>Fat asian selfie
>Grave Digger
Can someone explain whats going on here?

>466592984
>needy neurotic inbred shitbeasts
>barks for hours on end
>won't ever leave you alone
>>eat its own shit>>licks its ass
>licks its owner's face
>will randomly get triggered and attack small children/strangers

Women, amiright?

DOG SHIT

Shut the fuck up shitlord. If humans were likes dogs the world would be a better place.

Fuck off Achmed, no one cares what you think.

>posting the nigger of dogs, which themselves are the niggers of pets
user you couldn't be more of a fucking faggot, kys

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god why do people have to bring their shitty slavemutts everywhere

b-but it's part of duh fammilee

t. niggerman

>w-we don't deserve dogs!
>humans are better than dogs!
>good ol boyes!
Actual fucking redditor over here, maybe you should fuck off over there or to Facebook if you wanna parrot this normie bullshit. If humans were like dogs we would all be retarded, eat our own shit, and be taken advantage of 24/7.

Damn it really is summer.

Toxoplasmosis sounds like some shit he would've come up with too so it's fitting.

Lmao the dog just took an illegal shit

>randomly attack small children/strangers
that's only shitbulls, m8

What the fuck are you implying? Are you ESL or something?

Go back

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>go in a store in the rich neighborhood
>there's people bringing dogs in with them cause they're "comfort animals" or something
>go in a store in the poor neighborhood
>there's just random dogs inside that don't seem to belong to anyone

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you're saying that like that doesn't describe a good chunk of the planet's population

I have a two year old lab that's just chilling in my front yard right now. We played fetch for a bit and now he's just laying in the grass watching birds fly by. I think it's specifically your dog that is dumb, bro.

PERRO CACA

You know what I'm saying asshat unless you really are a summer fag.

despite

Pot, meet kettle.

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Nigs gon nig. What's the question.

>cats
>owned by whites
>dogs
>owned by niggers to use in battle

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Poor doggo probably held it for as long as it could. Owner is a shithead for not walking it

Like I said, it's a fucking normie retard thing to say. Dogs are stupid as fuck, the only reason people think humans should "be more like them" is because they're too stupid to feel or think anything other than unconditional love for every bipedal organism that approaches them. Literal brainlets and sociopaths think people should be more like dogs, and nobody else.

Are you implying I'm young? I'm 26, retard. The dog is 14 years old. What, did one of your dogs kick the bucket young and now you think dogs can't live to 14 or something? Sorry to hear you're this retarded, I guess.

>go to grocery store
>someone has a dog in their fucking shopping cart
>loudly complain to the manager how unhygienic that shit is
>they get kicked out

Came here to post this

>bored amusement

Why do people who are really good at shit get a pass for doing something stupid when they feel like it?

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>cats
>owned by childless white w*men as substitute children

didn't he call his cat nigger?

After a few tours, every soldier should just be euthanized.

now lets see his knot

>the division 2 cosplayer
When did Ubisoft add service dogs to The Division 2?

Niggerman.

>I'm 26! Grrr retard
Summer time

What do you mean, that makes perfect sense. The dog isn't playing fetch because it's actually enjoying itself, it's just been bred to love serving humans. So it's amused, but it's not actually enjoying itself.

>posting a shitbull
Nog or white trash?

Good, they probably let their dog sit it's shitty asshole and rub its balls and cock all over the food before deciding they don't want it and putting it back on the shelf.

>All dogs act like the only dog I ever had that I rarely spent time with

user your opinions are shit and you are ignorant

based, I like Cthulhu now

stupid dog owners taking their pets everywhere.

user are you having a fucking stroke in front of our very eyes? What god awful mental math did you just do that led you to believe someone who got his first dog at 12 is still under the age of 21?

If they aren't blindly loving then they're poorly behaved and are put down. There is literally no inbetween.

Dogs are the niggers of animals

Why did they let a dog in?

Some dog bit my little sister when i was picking her up from school and I booted the crap out of it and then i decked the owner the being incompetent.

Fuck dogs and fuck owners that can't control their dog

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>we would all be retarded, eat our own shit, and be taken advantage of 24/7

T. doesn't know how the world works at all

>there are still unironic cat v dog threads
You DO own both, don't you user?

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>2012+7
>not being a pet idort

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Should've reported it to animal control and got the dog put down too.

>You DO own both, don't you user?
>stinking up my house with filthy pets
I don't even want kids, why would i own a shitty pet?

>If humans were likes dogs
Subservient?
Humans have that in the bag.

Sweet fucking lord you are such an obvious redditor tourist, it hurts. Go the fuck back.

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>T.

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>And then everyone stood up and clapped

/r/thathappened

Why the fuck do dog threads attract actual reddit tourists? In this thread, I've seen someone say "doggo", another person spam "summer" over and over as if he learned what it meant last week, and now this nigger linking subreddits.

Is this the power of shitmutts?

I don't believe you have a dog. I don't believe your not 17 or below. If you weren't a summer fag you would know what summer fag implies. Sperg less man.

I like dogs, when you don't have to care for them. Fuck cleaning up after them.

>weak
>autistic
>stupid
Do cat owners have any redeeming traits? Most of them don't breed, so I guess it's not too much of an issue.

One time a dog tried to bite me and i kicked it so hard in the stomach it started squealing, felt bad. What goes through their head to randomly attack people? I thought they were supposed to intelligent

>not owning both a cat and a dog

It's the best of both worlds.

Pet tiers
>S Tier- Birds (Parrots) ,Hedgehogs, Tarantulas
>A Tier- Dogs (Big Breeds) , Snakes, Birds (Cockatoos), Mini-Pigs
>B Tier- Hamsters, Turtles, Rabbits, Lizards
>C Tier- Dogs (Small Breeds)
>Why the fuck would you even have one? Tier- Pitbulls, Cats, Fish

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>mfw dogtards
>mfw catcucks
>mfw birdlets
>mfw snaketra.nnies
>mfw rodentcels
>mfw turtlefags
>mfw insectoid insect owners
>mfw rabbitsois
Everyone knows fish are the thinking man's pet. Lower-class animals need not apply.

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Why would you ever want a bird? Shit is loud as fuck.

>The Duality of man

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Coming from the guy who named his cat niggerman

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can't believe i got to meet Gravedigger #E3 #asiangeneration #blessed

Fish are boring.

Wait source wtf are you on about.

>Why would you ever want a bird?
they are like cats but x100 better.
they also sing cute songs if you teach them.

Not sneed

fucking based dog aware of how shit E3 has become

*bark*
>Hey Human, you ever notice how Pitbulls(who only make up 13% of the dog population) are responsible for over 50% of violent attacks?
>Strange isn't it?

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bitch where the fuck my nigga insects at?

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Dogs would probably think its a ton of fun. New scents, people and things everywhere and probably everyone wants to pet him

Tell me more

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shut up voidburger

What is this referencing

Literally the worst fucking taste on the planet.

>like cats
I'm good

toxofags are funny

Ahem *tink* *tink* FUCK DOGS AND FUCK DOG OWNERS

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hmm this really does make me think/

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>how dare you make fun of my hecking pupper doggo friend!? Cleaning up after his shit and vomit while trying to keep him from attacking random people makes me an honorable and strong willed person btw!!!

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Thank god, someone had to say it. Dogs are fucking disgusting vile creatures and only low IQ people can defend them. Someone needs to burn a box a puppies alive and hear them yelp to prove point.

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emotional support animals are not service animals

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CLEAN IT UP JANITORS

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One would think he treated his pet with respect based on that dialogue, but then you discover its name and you get a mixed message

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>Hey Human, you ever notice how Pitbulls(who only make up 13% of the dog population) are responsible for over 50% of violent attacks?
Just like niggers

Chernobyl miniseries probably

Don't worry about it comrade

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Yea but.

White people

You're a fucking stupid nigger.

Why do whitey let their dogs lick their face? That's fucking disgusting.

>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
>In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
>The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
>Yet were they too remote from humankind.
>To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
>Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
t. lovecraft

Well, an autist has to start somewhere...

t. trigger pussy boy

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If you prefer cats over dogs you're a cuck

the only pet I keep around is my girlfriend who I feed in exchange for using her a cock sleeve

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Nintendog

>shit tier
>fish

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yeah i'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence, your parents are used to raise retards.

fucking arabs I swear to god

Don't worry, I routinely bash both kittens and puppies heads with a fucking hammer.

DOG won E3

he didn't take a shit that's just the Fortnite section

Why do mouth breathing retards love dogs so much?

Only subhumans own dogs.

Had a dog once that knew which windows connected to which rooms of the house from the outside and knew who was home at specific times of day. She would come knock on the window to be let inside. If her stomache got messed up she would pick an easy to clean area to diarhea in. She didnt blindly like everyone either. She would play with my nieces but would get tired and seek to hang out in the room with me instead literally trying to avoid someone socially. Smartest animal i ever knew. You could wink at her and she would wink back.

Our cat we got now tho. I love him but hes dumb as bricks only exists to beg for food.

Prove him wrong

t. Abdul Muhammad Sahim

>birds that high
birds aren't meant to be stuck in shitty little cages, faggot

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Either not human or nigger

HOLY SHIT DOG 2

Garbage taste

t. muslim

You know what must be done, Pete

Perro es basado y redpilliado.

Dogs only really attack people if they, in some way, feel threatened. Assuming a dog is tame, dogs tend to feed off the vibe of their owners, so if a dog attacked you, then either they or someone in their house/family probably didn't feel comfortable around you. If it was a wild dog, then that Dog's probably been through some shit to see a rando nobody as a threat; wild dogs usually run at the first sign of possible trouble.

someone didn't watch dog enough 3