One copy of Zelda, thank you very much

>one copy of Zelda, thank you very much

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>month before day
definitely a faggot

Take a pic of you using them

I don't get it. What do coat hangers have to do with Zelda?

>literally crying because botw 2 was announced
Why do girls like zelda so much?

Tell me more about these things. Are they actually good? Because I feel like they could pierce or hurt you.

S-shut up

Every faggot should have a prostate stimulator and a copy of BOTW.

If you don't have something to stimulate your p-spot while masturbating you aren't doing it right, also Zelda is fucken gay dude

Okay so get it's a dildo but what the fuck are the curly bits for?

A hook to pull it out?

The only way it could hurt is if you have preexisting anal problems, or shove it in dry.

Buttplugs don't come with hooks

Those are for men.

Aneros feel fucking amazing.

>Buttplug

I still can't get my Helix or progasm to work properly. I think my muscles are just wrong.

Feels very good but it doesn't kick in right away. Just give it some time and you'll be wondering why you didn't do it sooner.

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You're probably trying too hard. Read up on the "doing nothing" method.

What kind of Nintendo controllers are those?

WTF is this. How does it make you happy?

You lube up, slide it into your ass and let it massage your prostate.

Good on you for branching out to different series, Sony friend! The Wait for Greatness doesn't need to be so boring after all ;^)

They feel great to fap with, but I haven't gotten that magical hands free stuff yet.

I'll try that. I can kind of feel it if I kegel, but can never get it to work "automatically" or get close enough to feel anything strong.

All gamers should own a prostate massager, it's a bipartisan thing.

Those are prostate massagers

Are these fun to have in while gaming or should I get a buttplug instead?

Hands free is cool but I found it to be a bit over rated.
Like it does feel good, but it's more of a mental sensation than a physical sensation.

By making you orgasm 3 times in 30 minutes after not jerking off for 2-3 days

They're not all so comfy to sit on, depends on your position when gaming.

Never change, Yea Forums.

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I never had anything in my ass and you have to see how I have my doubts about this. Do you have any proofs of your statements?

I could start adopting some more feminine sissy sitting positions if it helps.

Look up some videos on pornhub. Even if you don't outright orgasm, it still feels amazing.

It coaxes the gland and muscles that force semen out. Feels good man.

are those corkscrews?

>Ylis
Fugggggg :DDDDDD

No, I did my research before buying one and back then I was actually concerned that there was shilling everywhere, but the things are actually fairly good.

They work very different from a dildo or a buttplug though, it's more akin to fingering your prostate, but in a kinda passive way.

Not really. Look at OP's image, at the base you have a little handle and another part that is supposed to stay at your perineum, that makes it so if you sit at all you are pressing that part on you, which is really uncomfortable.

>tfw aneros don't satisfy me anymore and I need to use huge bad dragon toys to get off
slippery slope lads

I have giant horsecock and foxcock toys but I still use my Aneros.

show me them

Show me them in (You)

>regular old toy thread
Now this is 2010 content.

how come there are so many unique sinks in this world

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have you tried a real dick, you fucking faggot

He probably wants to avoid aids.