SUPER MARIO ROYALE

AHEM
FUCK STARNIGGERS

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>he does the epic le hax in le online games
cringe!

You saw that too? Holy shit I was laughin.

Chads dance in the lobby and betas try to speed run the maps

wtf is this connection interrupted bullshit let me fucking PLAY

>killed by le star man

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>first 15 tries
>fuck 3-1 gimme 1-1
>now GIVE ME FUCKING 3-1 FUCKING RNG CUNT

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>win
>no way to return to title screen

What do you do on the lobby? what are the power levels?
do you block the door, do you jump around, do you go to the spring, do you dance on the corner, do you run laps or do you keep hitting the brick?

literally me

>win 3rd game
Yall are shit.

WHO BEAT WORLD 3 I DIDN'T

>Holding the jump button makes you auto jump when you touch the ground
Shit controls

after I pick a name I just get stuck at a loading screen

True aryan chads travel between the two pipes back and forth.

>tfw start at 3-1
>Instead of rushing wait a bit for the bulk of the players to go away
>see that the star is not yet taken
>wait for someone to hit it's block to take it
>some other marios wait too
>wait a bit more
>only three of us remain
>take one for the team and hit the block
>mario who got the star kills the hammer bros and then wait for us
>go through the others levels together, waiting for each other and everything
>one mario almost dies at some point but we all make it to 3-4
>we're the only marios left
>first obstacle
>one mario do it instantly and wait for us, the second takes a bit more time but does it too
>my turn
>nearly gets over the obstacle, only one more jump
>dies to a firebar
>other two marios dance in commemorations

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how in the world only 1% of the players can finish world 3?

*image of me alone on the podium*

>the guy who immediately runs to the left, straight to their death

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I try to stand on the pipe with one pixel of space between mario's foot and the pipe

I stand in the castle like a KING

>1-1
>me and other 3 marios get the star
>all 4 return and begin killing

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noone at podium, died to RNG jump from bowser, fuck this boomer game

REAL players dance near the left bush

finna based ;)

SLOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I GET KILLED BY A STUPID TUTLE AT THE BEGGINING FUCK THIS SHIT

BULLSHIT
nice race zane, >tfw finished first on my screen

this game is unironically cringe and you should feel terrible

>get star
>stand perfectly still
>20 people run into me and die

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>final 3
>died
AHH SO CLOSE

mfw FREN turns out to be a STARNIGGER

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>5 players get the star at once
>instantly turn around and barrel through the crowd
based

Man, with so many other players I can't concentrate properly and my timing fucks up.

the auto jump is so fucking stupid

amazing how zoomers manage to casualize even fucking super mario bros

i hide behind the fence cuz im shy

How do I sprint?

quickly pressing alt f4 to turn it on automatically

dude

Whew, that was fun.

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Guys, I can't leave the underground level...

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FUCK starmen

>suiciding instead of joining the rat race

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So anons, what stage sets have you beaten so far? Be honest.
I only beat 1-1 to 1-4 so far.

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unironically the worst threae nd on Yea Forums right now
you should all fuck off back to neogaf or some shit

BAH GAWD
THAT'S STARMAN'S MUSIC!

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sauce on this qt?

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>try to use controller
>dpad doesnt work, left is detected as A

fuck off

What fucking key do I press to sprint?

Why would you stand on the shortcut pipe on 1-1 with the star? I'm in tears, holy shit.

>he dies to the piranha plant
cringe

Fuck, waiting at the start and doing the game together with a few other marios is wholesome
Unfortunately I was the only one able get to the end out of my pack, it fucking hurts seeing your last bros dying right before your eyes

fuck i died to the plant pipes

the chinese see cheating as a legitimate method of success, user

Someone couldn't make 1st place

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>that fag standing on the pipe with a starman
DEVILISH

You need a 144hz monitor to actually do this

Sierra from Riviera: the Promised Land.

It's a neat RPG but also haremshit. At least they're mostly good waifus.

Riviera: the Promised Land, top WSC/GBA/PSP JRPG

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die

Every, come on now man

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>make it to 1-4 for the first time in first place I think
>tilt and die when I see another guy coming close
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

space

FUCKING STAR BITCH TROLLING ON STAGE 3

thanks anons i might actually check it out

how do i play with controller, it doesnt do shit.

>self-tilting
Sad. Get some confidence user.

piss your pants and cry you bvaby bitches.

this is as good as i'm going to get

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>you can scroll to zoom out

woah

yikes

>ds4
>dpad works first game
>now left and up just make you jump
wtf

>*distant star music plays*

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I SAID BE HONEST

fuck this fuck you all

The sound of the reaper.

Why are you so mad?

stfu

>user stops to hurl a red shell at me
>I dodge and he dies trying to get the next bird
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder to purge reddit, fuck you all

wow I'm so owned right now

>leading the pack
>4 people behind you get a star

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>left is making me jump as well as up
what the fuck

seethe

He got dabbed on and now he's mad.

THERE'S A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
youtube.com/watch?v=UXSDt23oe8s

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>finally get to bowser
>hit hidden coin block and get hit by bowsers fire
FUUUUUUCKKKKK

youtube.com/watch?v=TLb33K8UO30
post yfw

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yeet

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dont use the warp at 1-2 it's a troll it will waste your time

Eat a dick, Ironic Yea Forums Poster, that win was mine

>vivian
cute

>he gets star and just keeps running forward
definition of the virgin

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skate fast eat ass

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Kek. I saw that. I was right behind you but I choked to Bowser.

>leading the group
>miss the star block by mistake
>the people behind you don't

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shut up Captain Fuck

gordon....skeleton..... we did it.....

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can't press my shift key hard enough

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Kek

only a retard like you would be seething over "stfu"

I just thought it was adorable, tbqh. "stfu" is so 2002

>Waits a bit at the start to not have to deal with starniggers
>goes in after ~10 secs with a few bros
>mfw start hearing star music

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>get to be top 5
>die to a cheep cheep NIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>get dabbed on by a starnigger
>doesn't matter because i picked up an extra life
>he comes back to start to kill me again

>be last one alive
>choke
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>2-1
>grab mushroom and star, be the only one
>22 marios left by the time I end the stage

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uwu

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I MADE IT TO BOWSER AND DIEDA ASDADASDSADSADSA KILL ME

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How do I beat Bowser? Don't make me google it

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Here are some tips

Star powerup
>Turn back and take out other marios
>Stand at the edge of a warp pipe for kills
>stand at a chokepoint and spam low jump

Mushroom
>use to get past hart parts like hammer bros
>save for bowser for invinsibility so you can pass through

Fire flower
>knock out flowers
>do not kill koopas, they will kill other marios for you

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enjoy this before Nintendo takes it down

my ancestor :)

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How long until C&D?
My bet is 12 hours

>1-1
>runan and jumpan
>gloriously fly over the pipes
>somemario hits the 1 up block
>slide right on it and into the pit
at least I got the 1 up and 5th. hah hah

>nintendo lawyer

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>top 10 just by doing nothing and waiting
damn this shit just like fortnite tbhhh

>1fps with 500ms lag

>ping shell at somebody to fuck them over
>they catch it and send it straight back

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trying to use the wasd keys just bring up a ctrl+f esque bar at the bottom

battle royale is flawed to begin with. even the original book/movie go over this

stop kicking shells retards

What's the best map?

NANI

rip
good race though
i got 1st the next round

no :)

if you think mediocrity is enough, then yeah

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3
>instantly culls 50%

FUCK piranha plants

A battle well-fought. I watched your toils from afar, and you did well to make it this far.

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cringe

2-3

cope

Guys stop cursing, think of more productive words.

Oh shit, it happened.

YOO WHO GOT THE CASTLEVANIA TIME FREEZE

starman killed everyone so hard my game froze

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This game sucks

well the game crashed

FINALLY
FUCK
FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHIIIIIT

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>Nintendo lawyers finally assassinated InfernoPlus

Was good whilst it lasted.

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hey that was me, well played mate

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The controls are absolute garbage.

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Isn't your youtube channel enough that you need to shill your shit in here ,inferno?
Fuck off man, we don't need even more ironic redditards in here.

Now that it's over
SMM2
BATTLE
ROYALE
mode?

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w-what

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WE BREAKIN FREE

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MaGMML3 when?

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I WANT TO USE MY CONTROLLER AAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING STAR NIGGERS

Am I the only one that wants Nintendo to take it down just so they actually notice how good of an idea this is, and implement an official one? I mean this is good, but its stuttering like fuck and horribly balanced

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>shroomed starman

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>Finally make it past 3-1
>Get to Bowser and jump over him after dodging like 10 fireballs
>He hops at the last moment and I die
The dream is almost dead

The developer said it works with the DS4. Not sure about the XBONE controller

REMOVE STARNIGGERS

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>bing bing wahoo is too hard for nu/v/

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If this guy had just made his game with different art assets then he wouldn't have been breaking any copyright rules. What an idiot.

He could have just called it "Super Marcello Royale" or something. Something which is obviously meant to be Mario, but isn't quite Mario to avoid suing.

How do I recognise a Yea Forumsro?

>no support for a NINTENDO controller

Shit devs.

this is my first time playing bing bing wahoo

I thought I'd be like 10th

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And wouldn't be Mario and no one would play it
I know I wouldn't

>1 of the 4 starchads
>insta 180 into the group of virgins
I salute you, brothers

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dance in the left of lobby

Mario is an easy game. Trying to beat 99 other people in completing Mario as fast as possible is not that easy, to be honest.

Couldn't be more wrong. Christ you're a fucking idiot.

*ahem*

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she dies to a piranha plant

the real question is, MAG48HMML when?

>mfw jumped just in time to dodge one

>mfw killing people on 2-2 with red shells

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1-1 is literally impossible how the fuck do I get past this?

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Fuck you Criz, that win was mine

This game easy af i beat 3-4 like 4 times

What's the best strategy lads?

Run as fast as you can and die a lot and hope you get lucky enough to make it through one time?

Or take it a little slower and hope that the people in front of you die?

Kriz, rather

>stay back to kill people with the star
>still end up 1st
can shitters not end up 4 measly levels without killing themselves?

FISH LEVEL IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
too bad very few people get there, it would be amazing seeing the carnage

Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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i did it slow and got in #5 place

>plug in xbone controller
>it uses the thumbstick
>not the d-pad
why though

Seeing big marios run alongside tiny marios is fucking hilarious

>died alongside another mario on the last jump over Bowser to a fireball

To the other Mario at the end of 2-4 who died on the flame with me,

fuck you you pressured me into jumping.

With love
user

Eat a dick Kriz, you shrimpy little bitch

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Like I said, Mario itself is not a hard game, but trying to beat 99 other people to the end as quickly as possible ain't that easy.

Brothers....a starlet walks among us. What should we do while invincible?

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>fish level
i've been playing for 2 hours and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

Feels good, man
I died in 2-3 but had a 1up so I was very far behind.
Nobody else survived, I suppose.

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>lose track of your mario
>die

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Almost 70 marios down from 4 of us with stars in 1-1.

FUCK STAR INCELS

2-3

>it's a 4 people pick up a single star episode
getting real tired of all these reruns

>get to castle
>stay back
>everybody charges and dies
>get in top 3

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>I'm bad at bing bing wahoo

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Based Stardust poster.

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>tfw I've gotten first on every world except world 2

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>NICE TRY

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>tfw gotten 3 1sts
Only on 2

>2-3
what? that it's one of the easiest levels, there are no shells and you just have to run and jump

i spend my lobby time dancing at the bush on the left
that's a real good time

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Wait for a bro/sacrifice to do it with so they can remove some of the fish for you

Hey, I got number 2 after you. You and I were the only ones to finish.

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>bane poster
UUUU

>make it to bowser at first to third place
>die
the story of my life, still never ended a single race

I keep dying

>DS4
for some reason my ds4 up and left make me fucking jump

>he doesn't hold down on the warp pipe in the lobby

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Lag spikes almost killed me several times

Why are the controls so fucking retarded? Who in their right mind would make space to jump and shift to run when z and x are free?

>come down from the clouds in 2-1
>hear the star music

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Is it faster to grab the flagpole as low as possible?

I keep crying

it's the samr

No, you get stunned for the same amount regardless where you hit it.

>die in 1-1

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Fuck you too xyz

I ended in one of my early runs before I realised it was a race. Haven't finished since I realised I need to go as fast as possible.

70% of players eem to die in the first level regardless, so there's no shame :)

>don't sue me
>links a paetron
fucking idiot

I do this

this
where can we report this to nintendo? fuck these thieving faggots

I watched that happen from the top of the podium, that was hilarious.

>hitting the mushroom block on 2-3 when you don't need it
I seriously hope you guys do this

GUYS

IM LE EPIC HAXOR

GUYS

ME GOOD ME CHEAT ME GOOD

GUYS

IM LE EPIC HAXOR

GUYS

ME GOOD ME CHEAT ME GOOD

EPIC INTERNET POINTS!!

GUYS

IM LE EPIC HAXOR

GUYS

ME GOOD ME CHEAT ME GOOD

GUYS

IM LE EPIC HAXOR

GUYS

ME GOOD ME CHEAT ME GOOD

EPIC INTERNET POINTS!!

your game is cringed and you lost to based gamer

IF I COULD EVEN GET THAT FAR

Have sex

requesting a gif of mario flossing

Imagine being this bad at Mario

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this is what I thought lmao

next person to shoot a shell at me gets fucking banned for life, my dad works at nintendo

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how do i play as yohsi?

That was ME :D

nintendo.com/corp/legal.jsp

That double suicide on Bowser's motherfucking head, holy shit.

this jump buffer is fucking aids

Fast and risky or slow and steady bros?

6'1 VS 5'11

>Be in between two starmen running at the same rate
HOLY

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have to go fast to get top 3
and fuck star niggers

>Konami code does nothing
why

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Is it dead? did nintendo take it down already?

What dribbling retard programmed this?

>Clearing 1-3
>Tfw I have 2 starman sounds
Where are you guys finding them this late in the game?

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I did it!

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This is stupid, how can people find this a worthwhile use of their time?

>THAT PIECE OF SHIT WHO STOOD IN THE CLOUDS SPAWN POINT WITH A STAR

F
U
C
K
Y
O
U

>starnigger climbs up to Cloud District
>sits at the spawn point as others pour in
Clever girl...

>starfaggot camps the spawn point for the cloud section in 2-1

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Wait out the initial rush, then go. Hasn't failed me yet

I watched that shit happen and thought "I'll wait a second before heading up."

Why, thank you

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>2-1
>get star
>climb the clouds
>wait
>cull the herd
get fucked

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BASED

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Seems fine to me.

all me :^)

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thanks for the (You)s ;)

if nintendo takes this down I'm taking a shit on their doorstep

NOOOO that was my idea........if i could ever get a star in the first place

i got a star once and then jumped in the pit

The button mapping if using a controller is fucking retarded
>using a dualshock 3 being detected as a 360 controller
>forced to use analog stick because d-pad for some reason is mapped to jump
>have to use circle for sprint because square for some reason is mapped to jump
I guarantee you I'd be able to win if I had properly mapped buttons

Well I managed to come second. But that's only because only 2 people survived

Well done LOOPS

If the guy had just called it "Super Marcio Royale" and changed the sprites to approximations then he would have been fine. Instead he had to screw himself in the ass.

how the fuck fo you joun? im stuck at the naming section still

>caring about starniggers
what are you, slow? I may die to missing a jump, but never to a nigger

yeah my dualshock 3 doesn't work at all, wtf

>I COULD WIN IF I WANTED TO

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How accurate is this?

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Why do starniggers stop? Like, you're ruining your own chances to win. Congrats on losing, I guess.

>Italian plumber
>honor
lmao

Is something supposed to happen when you make it to the end or are you just supposed to refresh the page?

How are some people so fucking fast? Or is this just in game lag.

Someone steal the source code so we can set up Yea Forums lobbies

click on play now

>Hear a starnigger
>Sudden terror

>I guarantee you I'd be able to win if I had properly mapped buttons
>MY CONTROLLER IS BROKEN BRO IM PRESSED JUMP!!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME IM NOT BAD ITS MY CONTROLLER MY CONTROLLER HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN ITS BROKEN BRO!!!!!

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So is this what it's going to be like when Mario Maker 2 comes out?

your forgot the fence bros

Winning on World 1 doesn't count.

>finish second twice
Out of 101 players, that's pretty good.

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99%, forgot fence bros

lmao you fucking wish mario maker was this fun

thnaks. i had to resize my browser screen to see the GO! button

Won my first one

>He went into the pipe to avoid the starman
FACE ME YOU COWARDS

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>have obtained 1st, 2nd and 3rd place on all worlds
i feel complete

I'm never gonna hear the startune the same again

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You can save the local JS, but there's a Java server too. No way to save that, unless the guy publishes it.

The buttons not being properly mapped is a legitimate complaint. It's not saying "the game is cheating!!"

This is really neat, though I kinda wish you could also choose to play as Luigi/Wario/Waluigi or something. Maybe as a reward for getting first place to separate the plumbers from the weenies.

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>reach the end of 2-1
>Think that's it

>There's more
Kill me

add in fence bros and your good

>all these people not realizing this is a beta test for SMM2 networking

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imagine this shit as a mode in MM2, a random map gets chosen and you and 99 retards have to try to bumble your way through it while killing each other

see

that's the easy part. if you get past the first level you can basically just play normally and get top 3

>The buttons not being properly mapped is a legitimate complaint
Yes it is, but claiming you would win under certain circumstances is toddler-tier. If you think you're so good then win.

It's so lonely being peerless

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i am finally done

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Congratulations, my large friend. The sole survivor.

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I did it bros!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK STARNIGGERS

would be kino if it were a better game

STARMAN PLEASE DON'T COME TO MEET US YOU'LL BLOW OUR MINDS

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The theme of primeval terror

youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw

>Starcuck camps on the exit pipe for the underground area in 1 -1
Not bad, not bad at all.

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I got second place once, all things considered.

StarChads where you at? post your highest kill count

23 here

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I finally did it
Fuck u Star fuckers

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based

>Watching the massacre of flame man's disappearing platforms, and all the players trying to find a single square block underneath eachother

The more Marios you kill, the more you prove that you are the one and only Mario.

KDA is the real competition.

fug, close one

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Ya almost had it, bro.

Random chance for Bowser to be Bowsette, yes or no?

>Jump on any enemy
>Die and but enemy also dies

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No fuck off fix the controller fag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK
GURANTEED 3RD BUT I DIED TO GAY BOWSER

FUCK no.

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>Piranha plant doesn't give a shit if you're above the pipe
BULLSHIT

Nah, but I would be up for rare spawns, like players being Luigi or Toad and it being purely cosmetic.

Hellooo reddit!

Make your game actually control well first. Then add your stupid tranny meme character

nigga we made it

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>youtuber attempting to become popular

cringe

TR*NNIES GET OUT OF OUR SEATS REEEEEEE

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>go head to head with a big mario in 1-3
>we both get red shell'd
I hope you win big mario, kick that fucker's shit in

You know having a Patreon active for this guarantees Nintendo is going to come wreck your ass, right?

Piranhas are synced for everyone so it wouldn't make sense for them to not pop up if someone stands on it.

there needs to be a sonic version of this

So it took the guy in 3rd a whole 4 minutes to finish after the first 2?

nice

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Nice use of the word cringe bruh we really out here gaming and all

there need to be a mario64 version of this

I'm just too good at this game.

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brother

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>first time ever playing a mario game not including shitty mario clones I got to gameboy
>finally placed #5
I'm happy

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this

>Thinking i'm the dev

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>2 star niggers in the cloud

How would that even work

yep

>star equivalent where players can randomly go Super Sonic and fly around the screen, nuking people out of the game

That would be amusing.

Here's my suggestion: rename the game "Super Marco Royale" or something very similar but which avoids using Ninty's trademark.

Change the art assets slightly. Just use very simple sprites, just has to be functional.

As long as the gameplay is the same (and I'm sure none of Ninty's original code is in the source for this game) then people will still play it.

THERE'S A STARMAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY

Get fucking bodied
We killed like 20 of you fucks

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>finally become a firebro
>game freezes
>can only hear the starman music as I watch the player count drop
NONE OF YOU KNOW TRUE HORROR UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THIS

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this song was about a pedo as far as I can tell I don't understand it

I once saw three people get the same star.

>grab the fireflower
>apparently get hit by a goomba at the same time?
>hear the death jingle but also turn into fire mario
>music stops and ghost marios hang in the air while slowly dying off one by one
>screen won't scroll anymore
help

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>I’m not at home
FUCK I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH MY Yea ForumsROS

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I was there, probably that smol mario dying off on the right at ground floor.

have you ever seen a source of strong camaraderie from any multiplayer game like the camaraderie of people who manage to get a starman at the same time as one another

to the starman who was camping the pipe in world 1
did we just kill each other

2 STARMANS WAITING ON THE PIPE WTF

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ayy

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hey

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It must have happened to us at the same time.

It lags like shit anyway.

They're going to shut it down soon get your ass HOME user!

reported to Nintendo, I recommend all Nintenbros do the same. We have to protect Nintendo's IP and copyright!

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Why is there another user named bean

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oh shit. it's papun, gg man!

nigger

>taking your shitpost this far

>Make top 3 by doing absolutely nothing

Shoutouts

the mighty plumber never die

3...2...1...

I touched the flower power up the same time I got hit and the game just doesn't scroll for me

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t. can't handle getting destroyed by starbros

>get to the star bit
>within a split second some marios have been turned into starmen and 20+ other marios have instantly died

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FOUR STAR NIGGERS AT THE SAME TIME

We watched together as the only other challenger died under the feet of Bowser. Tragic.

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zoom out then

worse than the Tiananmen Square massacre

I GOT KILLED BY SOME INVINCIBLE MARIO BECAUSE MINE WORE OFF 0.1 SECONDS BEFORE

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>Starman block gets hit on 1-1
>25 marios simultaneously become starmen

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The real Simpleflips or a larper?

Aww hell Smugidiot you were behind me on my screen

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And Emanon28 (me)
takes third in world2!

>tfw you finally get 1st place

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based

seething snoys

It's like a recreation of the chaotic primordial stew we once inhabited. I love it.

Yes.

projecting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO FUCKING CLOSE

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fuck you guys who turn around at the first power star

>believing primordial stew propaganda
Cringe. God uniquely created man to be His children user

you hesitated too long in front of Bowser

>80 people die in world 3 - 1
>I make it to the end of world 3 - 4 alone
If you haven't won in world 3 you haven't really won at all.
World 3 seperates the men from the boys.

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Then why's he such a prick bitch?

Fuck Papun.

FUCK HAMMER BROS

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I did it

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FUCKING

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>cucked by chad
kek

He's not user, we just live in a fallen world of sin. Expecting our lives to be perfect is silly cuz then we'd be in Heaven already. Praying for you

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oops

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good thing 5-1 isn't in rotation

>gets first place more than once
Get on my level Yea Forums.

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Is there a way to remap the controls? I'm used to using the Z button instead of space

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FUCKING STARNIGGERS

Fuck stars and fuck you all.

I tasted my first Star Power bros....

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fug sanic beat me by a second

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how do I make a screenshot

1-4 mario bro moment big boi marios wee

Quickbros, what's the best way to get ahead of the pack in 1-2?
I always finish first in 1-1 but 1-2 fucks me hard

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I beat both you fuckers by miles

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someone just died in the lobby, how does that work?

Be big and go up the level through the top or wait until a big one does and follow.

i just bounce out of a goomba and fucking died

FUCK STARNIGGERS

Keep dying to star fuckers

>ass hesitated and handed me first place
THANKS FINALLY GOD

Type Alt+F4 and it'll save it to your desktop

>starman music in 1-4

snipping tool

>Star pops out in 1-1
>Instantly die BELLOW THE FUCKING BLOCKS
WHAT THE FUCK

>starman music plays throughout the whole thing

Good idea, terrible execution. Might become something if handled by competent devs, notifying Nintendo as we speak.

How do you run?

>choked at Bowser
fuck my life

did anybody beat 3-4?

FUCKING

REMOVE

AUTOJUMP

I HAVE DIED SO MANY TIMES BECAUSE OF IT WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS CASUAL GARBAGE WAS A GOOD IDEA

haha get fucked nintendo lawyer . # 7, 1 life down. I win

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I am too tired to win.

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shift and numo

SANS UNDERTALE ALWAYS WINS BABYY

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Here's every Star location in the first 3 worlds in case you want to be a Starnigger

General notes for people just joining:
>World 1-2 Warp Zone is sealed off, don't bother with it
>World 2-2 is actually World 4-3 from the original SMB game
>Piranhas Plants don't wait for you like in most Mario games, and instead come out in patterns like Podoboos
>Scroll down on your mouse to zoom out, very useful in levels like World 2-3 (the Cheep Cheep one)
>If you have a 1-Up, there aren't any checkpoints in place like the original game
And some tips from someone who has won multiple times:
>Don't take any shortcut pipes (like the one in World 1-1), the game takes a long time to transfer Mario to the sublevel and 90% of the time, there will be a Starnigger camping on the exit pipe
>However, shortcut vines are often very beneficial, because the level transfer is very quick but still beware of Starniggers
>It is often worthwhile to collect powerups very early into the match, as World #-1 is always by far the most hectic and having a Mushroom / 1-Up / Star is the difference between losing in the first 10 seconds and making it to the end of the world
>Beyond the first level of the world however, it generally isn't worthwhile to go after powerups because generally 60% of players are dead after World 1-2 and generally 80% of players are dead after World 2-1 and World 3-1

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What is autojump?

when you hold space it keeps jumping automatically when you touch the ground
the original game did not have this

holding the button makes you jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump and jump

why is it so laggy at first

*star music intensifies*

too many cunts on screen

>finally get a mushroom
>immediately walk into a pit because I was playing too conservatively

thanks user

you all are crazy. shit runs great

>Finally win
>EVERYBODY ELSE DIES AND NO 3RD PLACE FOR 3 WHOLE MINUTES

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why is Yea Forums so bad at games compared to /pol/?

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THIRTY STARNIGGERS AT ONCE

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would you shut the fuck up you stupid cunt? seriously getting sick of you asserting this every thread

>tfw 3-1 is easier than 1-1 because of starniggers

>plug in controller
>d pad is all jumps
>x doesnt do anything
>speed boost is R

yeah ok

pls bros I just want a mushroom I'm not asking for anything else

how the fuck do you sprint? shift does jackshit

I've died to star people so many fucking times

It's shift, check your keyboard or some shit

i have been streaming it for over an hour now, you have a shit computer or something retard

yeah my ds4 left and up jumps lol. i use the stick but it works

wow, this is weird

No one cares I said shut the fuck up

>Controllers are supported
>All buttons jump

>"supports controller"
>pick up wired 360
>holding jump spams it
>x isn't run
>y isn't run
>no d-pad support
>trying to play smb with a joystick
Well luckily it only ate up a couple minutes of my life.

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potato PC confirmed. shit runs great from the US. go away favela monkey

>he doesn't realize scrollwheel lets you zoom out to scan for starniggers

>be first on 3-2
>get the star
>immediately turn back and kill as many people as I can

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There's so many fucking marios I dont even know where I am
I literally cant play this game, it trips me up

how the fuck are you people so bad

>people somehow dying in the first 20 seconds
what the fuck

we lag at first and can't see shit

>not chasing the few in front of you for the thrill of the hunt

fucking BRILLIANT

>stole someones mushroom last game
lel hope it was one of you

Yea Forums BTFO

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>3-3
>paratroopa
>sprint jump his bitch ass
>the red koopa then descends on another dude
fucking
NO SCOPE

>look back up at the counter
>20 people died in 0.5 seconds

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You randomly lose inertia or whatever it's called while jumping.