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Stevefags are FAGS

So what do you guys want in Banjo Threeie?
Will we ever get Conkers worst fur day?

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God I wish that were me

>new hot Grunty art after all these years
Fucking bless Sakurai.

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There’s no way Conker gets a worse day than that. If Threeie happens all I want is a compromise between the first and the second game when it comes to designing levels. Not being able to get jiggies as if I’m playing Odyssey but not having to backtrack as much as in Tooie. The writing has to be on par with the first games too.

>Wumba not paid enough for this
Living the dream

god I wish that were me

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Guess it was inevitable. After all these years of zoomers not know what BK is, sexy grunty porn would resurface.

I would lose on purpose to see her...

Did people consider 2 bad? I liked it more because of all the interconnection between levels. Made the island really feel like one complete land mass.

Reminder that she's dirty and doesn't wash well, if at all. Personally, I think that only makes it better.

>Kazooie + Tooie remakes are now a distinct possibility
>Sexy Grunty
>Humba Wumba
>Honey B
>Mrs. Boggy

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I used to see endless praise for Tooie in the early 2000s, but for the last several years I've seen less love for it. Same thing basically happened to me. I used to prefer Tooie because it was bigger and better, but I came to appreciate the more compact levels and less backtracking of BK. I still really like Tooie though.

Remakes seem to be mostly fuck ups lately, so I wouldn't want to see BK and BT remade. I'd accept a port to the Switch and possibly other platforms though. And an increase in view distance in Banjo-Tooie like they did with Banjo-Kazooie on XBLA, I don't know why they didn't give BT the same treatment.

No problem, i'll wash her with my cummies.

>Wanting BK to get even more ruined by nuRare

I personally prefer Tooie but I’ll admit I played it first. Going backwards and playing the first game felt more like an add on of quick paced levels, as if it were DLC. I kind of loved figuring out all the moves from the first game on my own when I played Tooie and getting even more down the line.

>New Killer Instinct not made by Rare
>New Battletoads not made by Rare
>For whatever reason loads of people have it in their heads that a new Banjo-Kazooie would be made by Rare

God I want to suck on Grunty's pooper.

How did they mess up Grunty's rhyme there? Each line is supposed to have the same amount of syllables. It would easily have been fixed by removing the word "utter".

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god I hope we get more game over grunty art

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Lets also list the ass secrets
>Ugly Grunty's nickname was Cauldron Butt at witch school!
>The only thing she's ever won was the biggest butt competition at witch school!
>Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High!
>You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt!
>When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts
She has a really great ass in potential canon

Important question: What colour nipples look best on a green character?
I've seen
>Dark green
>Pink
>Orange/Yellow

Dark green, no questions.

Dark Green, what stupid question is that?

Humba is 1000% going to be censored

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>Orange/Yellow

That sounds odd, i need pictures so i can...research this.

The answer is always dark green.

GRUNTY GRUNTY, I WILL PLUNDER YOUR BOOTY
I'LL LICK YOUR POOPER CLEAR, AND DOWN IT WITH A BEER

purple

Based and braapilled.

Spyro and Crash were amazing remakes and if Nintendo has any say they’ll be WW/TP HD quality.

I am ashamed that the copypasta has not been posted yet. I am even more ashamed I don't have it myself to post.

Why Humba-Wumba?

Thats why she was changed on Nuts and Bolts, tit sucks that those monkeys called native americans are the same kind of people who gets offended by anything

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Look up rule 34 of Zeena (the Sonic character).

I'm not even a nostalgiafag for Crash because I only played the first game a few months before the N.Sane Trilogy, but the physics were fucked up enough that I couldn't call it a good remake. Spyro I am a nostalgiafag for and at first I thought it looked fine, but a lot of little things that don't matter on their own built up and made me stay away from it. Plus it was obviously rushed, didn't have a consistent visual style, I hear that it's buggy, like, levels swallowing up gems buggy.

A lighter shade of green than the skin tone

EVEN THOUGH GRUNTY IS A FINE WITCH, ID RATHER FUCK THE LITTLE BIRD BITCH

I want a bad end sequel that follows hot grunty and mumbo

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>So what do you guys want in Banjo Threeie?
Not much honestly. Whatever it is, something that doesn't go overboard like DK64 did with it's ginormous levels and too many things to collect. Keep it simple. Something like what tooie did is already enough. Also more excuses for more hot grunty

They're offended when it's worth it to be offended. Unfortunately in the current year it's even more worth it than ever before. I just hope we get a break from this in a few years.

As long as it's not Dark Queen-tier then it's a small price to pay

FUCK

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