The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth. You have 5 minutes to get in a shelter before they collide. Your only options are:
A. Shelter full of Gaylo kiddies
Or
B. Shelter full of Cawwadooty faggots
Make your choice Yea Forums
The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth. You have 5 minutes to get in a shelter before they collide...
Blake Sanchez
Matthew Ross
C. Stay outside.
Julian Edwards
How could the sun fall out of orbit you fucking retarded?
Ryder Diaz
maybe one of the screws got loose and the mechanic forgot to do maintenance?
Austin Myers
To make this relevant to video games, I'm assuming the shelters have their respective games/consoles. I'd go with the CoD fags because there are more games to choose from, and LAN zombies is always fun
Connor Bell
D i stay in the bunker with OP by agreeing with whatever thoughts happen to be in his peanut brain at the time. but i get really close, like personal-space close, make eye contact too often, and fart all the time and its really awkward
Ethan Johnson
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Jace Adams
He was clearly jo
Carson White
It's bait (and probably this reply too) but the sun has its own orbit
Christopher Wood
no, you're thinking of the moon. the sun goes up and down not side to side
Thomas Green
>The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth. You have 5 minutes to get in a shelter before they collide.
>collide
doesn't fucking matter were all gonna die, make a less stupid scenario next time
Andrew Martinez
nigga wut
Camden Ward
What does the sun orbit around?
Owen Fisher
my dick and balls
Isaac Stewart
If the sun is gonna collide with earth... not even a shelter will save you.
Anthony Lee
Gets me every time.
Alexander Howard
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
>FallOut of orbit
Jordan Rivera
if we all pointed the same way and literally everyone farted at the same time, could it move the earth out of orbet
Adam Clark
God I love this pasta so much
Camden King
I'm gonna have to go with B op. Call of duty has always been far better than halo. I love getting home from school and playing it with my Yea Forumsros while cracking open an ice cold can of mountain dew and a cheesy bag of Doritos. The good life. Good thread. Solid discussion. Looking tight, solid, lean. Keep me updated with progress pics and videos. Thanks for the motivation, comrade.
Jonathan Fisher
Justin Cook
>scrotum centaurs
lol
Ayden Russell
All planets and the sun in our solar system orbit around the common barycentre.
Jordan Clark
absolutely ebin
Jaxon Collins
>scrotum-centarus
kek
Daniel Watson
Man Yea Forums is retarded
Charles King
The sun is the size of a basketball you fucking twat it can fall sometimes
Henry Phillips
The supermassive black hole in the centre of our galaxy.
Michael Barnes
Josiah Kelly
Imagine making up all this bullshit just to try and say there is no divine. The lengths these atheist jews go to just to try and deny the truth that we live on a plane in the aether field.
The saddest part is the people who believe it simply because that's what they were told without having any true understanding.
Jose Lopez
this is like 8 year old copy pasta
Adam Lopez
we Arx Fatalis now bois
Brayden Wilson
I liked Halo when I was younger so I guess that. Also Gaylo kiddies might be easier to kill than CoD kiddies so for that too. I don't want them wasting my air.
Gabriel Long
This brought a tear to my eye
Thank you
Asher Murphy
>earth and sun about 4.5 billion years old
>in another 4.5 billion years the sun will have depleted it's fuel and will turn into a red dwarf absorbing Mercury and Venus and leaving the earth behind as a scorched rock
Ethan Harris
Well yeah?
Nothing is forever. Shit the sun is constantly being sucked in by a supermassive black hole, hell we don't even know if the stars closer to it are still burning or have been sucked in because gravity fucks with all kinds of things.
Levi Cooper
A better question is what does the galaxy orbit around?
Kayden Hall
>implying the sun exists
Ryder Adams
Who cares. By that point we'll be dead or beyond human.
Henry Martin
Yeah but what about my waifu, she'll still be here.
Henry Wood
Halo 1 is core boomer so i'll pick A
Gavin Baker
i saw this post and did a 360 and walked away
Anthony Wilson
The collective unconscious will forget her and as all things immaterial it'll fade away.
Jack Foster
It's most likely just flailing around in random directions due to the distance of other galaxies.
There's a max amount of reach and mass for gravity.
Michael Moore
Sometimes, I daydream and wonder what it must have been like to live in Athens or Rome, this era to me some like it's an eternity away.
Can you imagine if our species survived past the sun's death?
In a few billion years, maybe some little boy will look up to the stars and wonder what it must have been like to live on Earth.
Men, these thoughts aren't helping me.
Aaron Thompson
This.
Lincoln Howard
FPBP
Eli Bell
Is this like that shelter from Junji Ito or some shit?
Dylan Smith
>tfw people don't know that the planets don't actually orbit the sun
>tfw you know that the sun and and any given planet orbit their common barycentre
>tfw you know that of the all the solar orbits in our solar system, the Jupiter-Sun orbit is the only one to have its barycenter outside of the Sun
David Richardson
And how would a shelter help you even if it did
John Phillips
Option A and leave the door open.
Cameron Gutierrez
Fucking shit /v. You're all kind of retarded.
Benjamin Lopez
I just can't get my head around the idea of the universe, I mean okay there was the big bang but what was the universe before that surely it has a beginning and if it does then what was before the beginning? Nothing? if nothing then what caused something to come from nothing. If we're just suspended in a void then how did that void come to be.
Christopher Scott
>Junji Ito
What story, I like that guy and need to read more of his works
Mason Gomez
the fucking suns falling a bomb shelter wouldn't help retard.
>Fly to the moon
>Sun hits
>fly back to earth and play games
Caleb Scott
Hellstar Remina.
The ending is fucking nuts.
Nicholas Gonzalez
The truth is We'll probably never know, and the even harsher truth is that the universe is under no obligation to make sense.
Noah Brooks
newfags out
Ethan Cruz
I can technically because it orbits the center of the galaxy somehow.
However even if it did, the earth would stay with it in its own orbit so yes op is retarded.
Levi Bailey
>Earth and sun collide faster than the speed of light
I dont think a shelter will help you
Aiden Gutierrez
4.5 billion years is plenty of time for humanity to start living out its sci-fi dreams.