Does Yea Forums like dwarves?

no we like fem pandas

They're the only likable race on alliance. And they're still shit.

This.

>make a dwarf
>it is just little person with a funny accent and living in a rock
ugh

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>literally the same thing in every media franchise they appear in
why

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Smooth actually

keep your meat underground

That's their gimmick.

>want to play dwarf
>they're alliance
They should've made Dark Irons horde to be honest

unlike what?

Dwarves>Humans>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>knife-ears

Dwarves are the race of chads.
>all are /fit/ due to love of blacksmithing
>value honor and loyalty
>know how to party, don’t let their manlet status stop them from being loved by all
>have massive cocks

Fuck humans
Fuck orkz
Fuck tomb kangz
Fuck dark elves
Fuck elves

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Based Slayer King

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>manlets
>chad

So what are some games that heavily concentrates on dwarves?

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No no. They are too stale and bland and while the amount of alcohol they drink may give a nice buzz, it makes casual feeding a nightmare.

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The fact that they can have happiness and maintain a positive outlook DESPITE being manlets is what makes them chad. Dwarves don’t give a shit.

>dwarves
>gnomes
>goblins
Inferior creatures.

yes but gw refuses to make cool models of them, it's either butt naked or space dwarf, smdh

most manly race, sadly wow fucked up dwarves.

I hate dwarves and I consider them to be one of the worst fantasy races conceived. I also hate dwarf fans and players.
However, dwarf girls are pretty hot and I would like to have dwarven waifu.

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>hard working
>honor bound
> stubborn
Dwarves are THE chad choice.

Orcs are space Mexicans and trolls are fucking Jamaicans ooga boogas. Fucking losers pick horde because it reflects their own insecurities about themselves, fat undesirable losers.

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They are boring to play as and boring to play against

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you wont ever get hairy dwarven snatch with such intolerance in your heart, elf fag

>not only a dwarfcuck but also an alliancecuck
Oof...yikes....

yeah you pick dwarf cause you're short, bud

Infinity War. Checkmate

Reminder that dwarf girls are made for non-dwarf, tall-race cock. They have suffered so much abuse from the hands of their drunk, wifebeater husbands that they practically worship the males of other races.

>all kinds of gay ass allied races
>no wildchadmer
dwarves are cool on their own regard, but I rather play as the KING of midgets

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>Let's make some shortie characters
>Y-you mean like... Pettanko?
>No, I mean like reaaaally ugly stuff
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>haha look guys I like the redneck retarded cousins of dwarves, am I cool yet?

Warhammer Dawi> everything else

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I know the state of the game, it's not graet, but at least I have hope, also new player.

This is my only toon my dark iron chad warrior.
Say hi to him, he is taking a rest for fighting for being bounty reward two times.

DWARFS FOREVER!!!

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>Dawi™
Back to /tg/

Hi there manlet! I shit on your cave-dwelling race and fuck your mouths with my rotted off undead cock!

Dwarves are only good if their burly bara bait looking motherfuckers

virginbeard or iron nigger detected

agreed

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Stay mad, hordecuck.

>he thinks I play shit races like dwarves

>toon
ew

Kill yourself filthy Grobbi manling.

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dawi is dwarf in their language, not the name of the race. At least it was until age of sigmar ruined everything

Stay ganked, alliancekid lol

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I like Warhammer and Warcraft Dwarves a lot.

Yea Forums zoomers in 2019 can only plays elves because their brains run on r9klookism 24/7

What the fuck are you spouting dwarfag? Do you talk to the rest of the basement dweller dwarfag friends like that?

I feel sorry for your parents

I wish that AI would be used for a raid boss. Would be interesting.

>we dwarfcunts are boomers amirite fellow oldfags?

don't dare to post that shit here again, user

You can't imagine the amount of trashtalking hordies send to pm me for killing them and the majority are Elfs, no wonder.

CHADNI THUNDEROCK
>Screams every time he goes into battle
>Shouts before, during, and after every swing to make sure he is heard by everyone
>Chugs his stout mid fight before Lothri nicks it again
>Has a battleaxe equal in size to him, still swings it better than anyone
>Has the THICCEST angriest short stack slampig of a wife, who could knock out any faggot elf with her rolling pin alone
>Either completely covered in 3 inch thick steel making him a walking statue, or absolutely nothing but his pantaloons and tattoos
>Runes are all straight lines, can whack out a protection ward in 2 minutes and go back to banging Gwyndr Firefanny

VS

V'iirgeoin WhisperStep
>200 years old, still a virgin
>Sits in bushes and trees like a pedophile
>Has to be as quiet as possible, too beta to start a fight
>Uses a bow cause of pathetic noodle arms, can't even lift a real weapon if he tried
>Wavy sword, flamboyant and pathetic, suiting him
>Has a gay ass hood and robe, knows he'd die from a solid hit with armor on anyway
>Runes look like gay scribble arabic, wastes a lifetime carving on a gay moon once everyone 1000 years lol

Blood elves are alliance players, so you ended up killing your own faction lol
The amount of tears I get from alliance kids is incredible, it's like you faggots are incapable of pvping unless you outnumber hordies by 3 to one lol

boomers can play all the races.

zoomers can only play human or nelf or else their brains will short circuit.

I'm a goblin man myself.

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>Does Yea Forums like dwarves?
>manlet
>neckbeard
>lives in medieval fantasy basements
>bad hygiene
>prefers to drink alone or with fellow manlets
>gets mad easily
>overcompensates with big weapons
>beady little eyes
>has enough ingrown hair to form passive plate armor

I dunno user, is this some kinda suicide hotline doing a survey on Yea Forums? Why would you ask people whether they like themselves?

hell ya

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I'm 192cm and I played a dwarf warrior in vanilla.

The people afraid of playing a dwarf are third world spic teenagers who live vicariously through playing blonde haired belfs/nelfs exclusively.

Yes now get out

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>I'm 192cm

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There is a very big difference between people not wanting to play dwarves because they are ""afraid"" of them and not playing because dwarves are like walking mounds of cancerous shit

>dwarf girls are ug-

FOR KARL!

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For me, it's gnomes

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unironically kill yourself

basado

Yes but only when they are anime.

Cute feet!

>liking stunties

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>Wanted to play a fat titty dwarf
>No dat titty dwarf origin character
>Have to choose between fat titty dwarf or an actual interesting fleshed out background with extra quests
REEEEEEEEEEE

I mean, I'm 6'4"/193cm and my father is 6'8"/203cm. It's not like it's outside the realm of possibility to be that tall.

>orc thinking he's a big guy

*blocks and towers over your path*

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nice mogs my dude

Why the fuck the Dark Irons would side with the Horde when they have Blackrock orcs with them who they had a beef years

>When they fought them for years*

Stupid Google keyboard

The blackrock clan isn't part of the horde so...

This one is correct.

dwarf fortress? I could be wrong though.

no im not a midget irl

They were recruted by Garrosh during MoP and since they were kicking the Irons nest since Vanilla i'm pretty sure any kind of Dark Iron wouldn't stand being near one unless its a crispy fried orc

stupid phone poster

Imagine not liking dwarves, how much of a faggot you would have to be

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imagine not liking dwarves and liking elves
top faggotry

Imagine liking smelly, angry manlets

tauren noses are for kissing

Why hasn't anyone married Mineycrafta to Dwarf Fortress yet?

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smelly? any horde race would smell infinitely worse
dwarves would just smell like beer

>constantly drunk
>constantly sweating
>live in caves with poor air flow
>not bathing at all
>hairy
Dwarves would smell like cum and shit

>live in caves with poor air flow
that makes me wonder, wouldn't ironforge be hot as everliving fuck 24/7? their entire city is just sitting directly on top of rivers of magma.

It snows outside so it evens out

saux??