This is Mama. Say something nice about her

This is Mama. Say something nice about her.

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Mama is autistic and most likely has odd menstrual habits.

>you will never get intimacy from an attractive girl unless you pay for it

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>pay for sex
>can't get it hard because it just feels off
i just want to fuck

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Personally, this is my Mama.

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exactly. even when the escort is attractive, the situation itself is still fucking disgusting and will never feel even close to a real intercourse.

That's always true of everyone, so don't feel bad. Whether you directly pay for sex, or buy a girl drinks, or dinners, or nights out, or help pay for rent... There are literally zero ways to get intimacy from a female without paying her in one way or another unless you're literally a rock star or movie star or something.

I killed a man

In which case she fucks you because she hopes you'll be paying her a lot of child support and alimony later...

holy fucking shit the cope.

women absolutely enjoy sex and want to have it, but only with guys in the top 20% or so in attractiveness. you don't know about it because you haven't experienced it first hand. of course sex is always handled discreetly and outsides won't know about the sex life of a woman, but you can look into it online if you want to know the truth.

Based.

>unless you're literally a rock star or movie star or something
They are the people that pay out the most.

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>Bu bu bu bu but muh goblina
DMCucks BTFO

baste

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Well yeah, there still could be a price for the rock stars and movie stars to pay, but the difference is that it can be avoided and the woman will put the sex on the table before actually being given anything in return. It flips the order of bargaining.

why do the graphics look so dated? her face texture is outright 2010-esque. the animations are still decent.

Fuuuuuuck you beat me to it

t. someone who has not had sex

Like all Kojima girls, she is hideous

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mama. head of the komjimbo hack-clan.

Probably because it's a low res image. I don't think I've seen a game with more realistic looking humans.

She looks like an ugly version of Aubrey plaza

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It may be Qualley, but at least it isn't Stephanie Joosten.

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>paying for sex
You guys don't actually do this...Right?

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Is this another pretend to find average women incredibly attractive episode?

She looks like Donkey's girlfriend.

>game with more realistic looking humans
Horizon and Detroit are pretty impressive.

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I want to ___ Mama!

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really? for a troglodyte.

Is she on cocaine?

sequester

>Being too stupid to see you're agreeing with him

Does she have tourettes?

is this autism

god girls with minor tourette syndrome ticks are so cute

why does she look hotter in this game than irl

Don't underestimate the other anons sweetie.

unironically the game I'm mostly looking forward to and I'm actually surprised it's gonna release end of year

I'll give you Detroit but Horizon ?

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Decima handles character faces poorly

My wife does this too, it is cute until she gets mad and starts acting insane and like a different person.

IMAGINE the amount of BBC she will take when we get the model.

kill yourself

This is Mama. Say something nice about her.

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>date girl
>take her out on dates like restaurants and movies
>buy gifts for her (moderate amount, not like autistically showering her with)
You're paying for it either way

Reminder that Kojambo popped her cherry.

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tourettes definitely

Why does Lea have that fluoride stare like she took too many rides on the Lolita express to Comet Ping Pong?

Lea is this one
The autistic looking one is called Margaret Qualley.

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Mama, just killed a man

fuck off verticel

dickslap

user, please.
There are people on this board who will never have sex in their entire life and the only way they will is to pay for it.
Don't be so judgmental.

>tfw your waifu goes mainstream now

youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg

sanpaku eyes

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They both look like they've been on the Lolita express. Stefanie is way more wholesome, cute and comfy.

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i think girl on the right is cuter but i have no idea who she is.

Reminder that Joosten has hit the wall.

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Her face is incredibly detailed.

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Is that what they call it when a child gets their soul fucked out of them by Jewish Hollywood pedophiles?

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Wut? I'm definitely not a rock star, but my girlfriend basically pays me to fuck her, I live at her place while I finish my masters. Nigger, just git gud. Women are simple creatures.

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M-moot?

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MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT

HIROSHIMOOOOOOT

Oh you're always paying for sex user, one way or another.

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YOU ARE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

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She was hitting the wall back when she played Quiet. At this point she is post-wall.
She has really good genetics though, or is really good with makeup. I would still put many babies in her even if they have a high chance of autism.

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MOOOOOOOOOOT

>DUDE JUST BEE YOURSELF LMAO
Damn it was this simple all along. Thanks user

If being yourself doesn't get you anywhere, be someone else.

>implying you haven't paid for sex

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She has my tranny jaw

She has ugly feet

shit dude, are you going to get it back?

you cant get hard cause you watch so much porn bro

>any chin that isn't as sharp as a knife is a manjaw

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MAMA, GIVE MILKIES!

She's pretty cute.

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Uggo frog genes

She's way too stiff with her flailing motions.

I have to fight her AND kojima to the death for it
So I think I have a solid shot
Dude, my jaw is literally as thick as hers
Her chin is even bigger

She's doing the white people face.

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Homosexual.

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Samefag

I want to TOUCH those boobs

based.

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You can tell how much of a cunt she is just by looking at her. Replacing Joosten with this is a shit move.

Nah, you can literally see her frog genes coming through.

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>white woman
Gross, no thanks, I only like asian women.

or maybe you're a sissy insecure faggot that can't handle a woman.

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Aside from this photo, she always looks disgusted at something.

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She's cute.
youtu.be/VUIayT0_MvQ
Also Joosten hit the wall and swallowed the pogpill, pic related.

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bless these french slags

boi, hit that wall hard.

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Nah, I'd knock some of that cunts teeth out for looking at me like that. I don't need to date a feminist bulldyke to reaffirm my masculinity.
Joosten is still best kojimbo girl and you cucks can fight me.

You would too if you knew how greasy nerds were going to jerk off to any single pic of you.

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cute

What is it with french people and being naked all the time?

All I can see in that video is the giant gap between her buckteeth and the ridiculous amount of makeup.
Also I don't know what pogs have to do with joosten but she just looks like she swallowed a lemon there. She's still a hot Christmas cake

Last one, too many fags around here.

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Why do video games only in the east have sexy women anymore? Is the west doomed cause of sjw culture?

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Based gooseposter

>kojima
>popping anyones cherry
nice try kojimbo

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also check title for lesbian scenes with her.

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That's ridiculous you fucking autist. Especially these days when many people will go Dutch. You're a fucking idiot.

Yin is pretty common but I've never seen yang

Nudity isn't (or rather wasn't) as taboo in yurop. But this nudity culture is slowly decaying thanks to American and Muslim influence.

>smoking
>can probably fit that cigarette in the gap between her buckteeth
>and fags actually think this is better than based Joosten

Yes

>tfw no twitching gf

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dumb girls you can't have sex without a dick

you delusional incel.

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More likely he wanted but reedus took it instead

>can't get hard when you watch too much porn
>can get hard if you stop watching porn but cum the instant you put it in
is there a middle ground Yea Forums?

umm, no sweaty...

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mfw I have had every chance to have sex but have always refused to go all the way because im fucked in the head from indoctrination in high school.

At least I've done pretty much everything else.

Most bi or lesbians told me that doesnt work. But a lot of them are too fat to get that close to begin with.

Yes, have sex more frequently.

>Metal Gear is dead and it went out with the worst story in the series

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it's ok to watch them try at least.

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She's so cute

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who's this webm? is this webm Qualley?

jesus she's younger than me. Fucking hell.

Dont have a pathetic sex drive.

I probably fap once a day and I have absolutely no issue getting hard with a woman

Seriously?

Unless you're a completely disgusting morbidly obese or ugly person, you can get laid

the "women only fuck chad" meme is a myth

just make a tinder account and make yourself look presentable

post more lesbian porn

>you're just an incel!!
Settle down Lea. Your tooth gap can be used as a bottle opener, you have chink eyes and your jaw is almost as masculine as mine. I like your bush, but that's as much of a compliment as you will get from me.
I bet Joosten has a better bush than you also. And you're both equally shit actors.

rubbing your dick isn't sex so why would rubbing your vegana would be?

Will she breastfeed San? That would be nice.

sorry, nothing but this one atm.

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FUCK

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A lot of guys here are probably too low in testerone and fitness to do so. They dont understand the lifestyle of lifting weights and eating a high T diet. I want to fuck every girl I see and they can usually tell based on their eye movement and the smile that follows.

rubbing your dick with other dick is gay sex, just like that is lesbian sex.

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>lifting
Meme exercise

G R E A S Y
R
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S
Y

great. another horse.

>I know, I’ll face capture this autistic bitch.
Kojimbo is retarded.

They don't, you're just an attention seeking idiot.

This. I'm not even a Snoy guy but Death Stranding's faces look way better than any other I've seen in a video game. I think it's mostly down to the detailed facial scanning and performance capture, making the models and animations much more lifelike than you normally see in a game. But also the textures of the faces look pretty good - the skin looks like it has a realistic amount of reflectivity, and also the tears look very realistic. And when the characters are crying you can see their eyes are bloodshot, which maybe appears in other games too because it's not a huge thing but I don't think I've seen it before.

Cardio, weight lifting, it doesnt matter. An active lifestyle makes you active in the bedroom

If that post was unironically written in at least 1 fucking percent PLEASE try to have at least ONE normal relationship with a woman.

That sounds more like it.

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I dont even lift very often, its all a mental thing.

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scary teeth

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She's 24.

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F R I D G E
R
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G
E

Made for breeding.

looks fine to me

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what? you fucking retard you don't know what that word means.

Fucking incels wherever you see... Yes, a fridge.

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>have to wear a corset just to have hips and a waistline in this pic
You should get a corset for your teeth too. Maybe it'll fix the gap.

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Imagine not finding that body attractive.

Good luck finding someone to meet your impossible expectations

Seydouxfags need to leave this board immediately and take their washed up Kojimbo hack with them. This board is Stefanie Joosten territory.
You belong on Resetera or 9fag

rude

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Joosten is old news and has hit the wall.
It's time for a new generation of waifus.

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Her eyes don't look as chinky here but her head/jaw looks like she's a Lego person

He's a married man.

>her head/jaw looks like she's a Lego person
I don't see it

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What an adorable little sperger

Ew. In this pic you can clearly see that she got fucked in the mouth and took a load to her face and let it dry without washing it off. There are literally streaks of dry semen on her.

I didn't know this actress did porn. kek
My sister is a fan of her for some reason (along with the rest of the cast of Anger Games).
I awayls told her this actress looked like a complete whore even for holywood standards, and I'm not surprised I was right. She tought I was just being a dick to piss her off.

Now I have proof. Time to ruin a girl's fandom.

Margaret Qualley

It's not porn, it's from a movie called Blue is the warmest color.
It's french, and they don't seem to have any problems with scenes like those, but it's not a porn movie.

fucking moot

>Explicit sex scene with complete nudity
>Not porn
Of course normal porn isn't porn for degenerate europeans. For something to be considered porn over there it has to have bdsm, scat and bestiality.

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Are you implying Police Academy was a porn movie because it had a scene with explicit nudity and sex?

That would absolutely piss me off

>these whores are Kojima's new side piece
>he through out a sweet wholesome girl for this
Stefanie has to live with her mom and search for stale sushi in Tokyo dumpsters just to survive while Kojima hires literal whore just so he can be sure they'll put out.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>dont fap for days
>get drunk
>fuck like an alpha

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Is this a rehearsal of her casting bid?

i know someone who has the exact same ticks, she says its from stress

What's the problem?

that's a weird cat

kek

Stefanie would never go to a photo shoot with stale jizz on her face. Only complete depraved sluts do that.
I bet Kojima only hired her so that he can get her to go out with his jizz on her face.

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The plight of the christmas cake

Oh yeah she's the chick from the Death Note movie

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Did they show her dying in the trailer?

and?

You can't have a waifu who goes out with semen on her face. This is an outrage. I refuse to waifu these women.

Press F to pay respects.
I legit wonder what she will do since her career was literally never successful and now she's struggling to get jobs. I bet she'll go back to the Netherlands to marry a beta orbiter

Have it your way, then

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MKUltra'd hard

when are we going to get true subsurface scattering in games? 2030? fuck consoles man.

It isn't a porn movie, if it has explicity sex scene it has pornographic content.
Usually people consider "porn" only the movies who are made for the sole purpose of getting the audience to masturbate.
But Pornographic content is anything that depicts explicity sex, regardless of if it is a comedy or some stupid dyke delusion.

Either way, my original point is that actors who make explicity sex scenes are degenerate whores.

How can you stand the idea of youre waifu having random men's semen on her face?
Do you have an NTR fetish?

Almost all of them do naked scenes at the beginning of their careers because it's the only way for them go move forward in Hollywood.
Either that, or sucking off a jewish producer, or both.

>Kojima once contacted Joost to play Fragile in Death Stranding then never called her again

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>Something nice
Uhm sweetie

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How do you know that's a random man's semen and not mine?. I think you're projecting your fetish

Or maybe it feels off because you've rewired your brain to think sex is pulling on your dick in front of a computer monitor

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Because you're an autistic virgin posting from his mom's basement. You would never get sex even from a whore like that.
The Hollywood (((producers))) who leave those stains would never post on 4channel

Start out with low tier and work your way up. Learn confidence and charisma. The reason you suck with women is because you are mentally and emotionally pathetic. Not because you're ugly. Ugly guys get laid all the time, they aren't retarded faggots like you are.

Like I said, projecting

>pretending to be a Hollywood kike
I suppose the it makes sense that your waifu would be a cum dumpster for countless men and not have virtue like /ourgirl/ Joosten

I know that, they are all whores. But not all of them do really nasty movies.
Anyway, you would be surprised by the amount of people who don't know this, or refuse to believe this. That the actors they love are just a bunch of brainless degenerates.

With that screeshot I can prove to my sister that one of her favorite actress is just a glorified prostitute.

>not have virtue like /ourgirl/ Joosten
If only you knew

I'm gonna go help out my mummy by fetching her some of her precious onions milk

>rumors
Daily reminder that /ourgirl/ rejected Kojimbo when he tried to hit on her

B-but /r9k/ told me this isn’t true

Why do I feel like Kojima wanted Andie Macdowell instead she offered her daughter?

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