Mai Shiranui is, by far, the most accurate depiction of a female ninja in videogames.
Real kunoichi never engaged the enemy in combat, nor did they perform flashy Mission Impossible-like operations. They didn't even use weapons for the most part. They mostly seduced the enemy using their feminine wiles and then took advantage of their target's newfound vulnerability.
A true kunoichi will always uses sex appeal to her advantage.
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I'll help her itchy cunny
Cute feet
How has Andy not gotten that pregnant yet? Is avenging his dead father REALLY that important?
shitty landing, or intentional to arouse?
Kunoichi feet are weapon
Smelly weapon
On a scale to 1 to 10, how accurately are kunoichi depicted in the Senran Kagura games?
That's a lot of conjecture.
If she does not have at least one kill under her belt then she is just a ninja cosplayer.
Their job was to gather info by whoring no fights and no ninjutsu crap that's why the term *kunoichi* in japan is commonly associated with sexual stuff .
Ninjas in general typically weren't fighters and assassins.
>Real kunoichi
Kunoichi never existed.
Conjecture
Dude, they were fucking farmers for the moat part. The ninjas who are renown for fighting are ones that were also members of the feudal samurai-class, like Hanzo Hattori.
No shit, that's what they need you to think. If you actually saw one, that makes a terrible ninja.
Are there any kinds of female ninjas that fight demons? I just think something like that would be cool. Like a society of anti-demon ninjas.
Most of them WERE samurai. This farmers shit is completely and utterly made up.
Lol, I wonder what the pusy smell like.
Depends on if we're talking about "government spy" ninjas or "fuck the samurai peasant rebellion now" ninjas.
>society
No naruto shit
Taki, Kaede, Kasumi, Ayane and Momiji all fight demons.
>It is important to note that female ninjas are not a myth and they did exist in the old times. Their appearance can be found in the esoteric writing about Ninja called ” Bansen-shukai (萬川集海) ” , written in Edo-period (between 1603 and 1868).
In Japanese, ” Kunoichi ” means “nine plus one “. The interpretation of this phrase is that, a woman biologically has “ten” = “nine plus one” holes in her body comparing with a man who has nine holes in his body like eyes, ears, a mouth. This is, however, only one of the interpretations of what the origin of the word is. According to the historical records, Kunoichis rarely participated in fights and they were mostly conducting surveillance or quiet assassinations. A typical assignment for them was to be maids of their enemies as from the casual conversations with other maids or servants, they could pick up secrets information.
Additionally, Kunoichis sometimes slepts with their enemies and tried to soften the subject to find out more details on their secrets. In a nutshell, sex was one of the key weapons of choice for Kunoichis.
The only text that talks about kunoichi but *conjecture* . fucking retard.
Sit down, be humble.
Who is Kaede?
>Real kunoichi never engaged the enemy in combat, nor did they perform flashy Mission Impossible-like operations. They didn't even use weapons for the most part. They mostly seduced the enemy using their feminine wiles and then took advantage of their target's newfound vulnerability.
So how the fuck is a retarded brawler, who uses weapons and is a turbovirgin loser the best ninja you dumb fucking idiot?
Ninjas were sought out by daimyo because the samurai wouldn't do certain things because of their code of honor. Ninjas had no problem doing dirty shit because they were mostly low-class.
Where are you getting the idea that most ninjas were samurai from?
The samurai "code of honor" literally didn't exist. Bushido was invented to specifically make shit up long after the fact.
Another theory is that the term kunoichi comes from an alternative reading of the kanji for woman.
女 = く(ku) ノ (no) 一 (ichi)
Cunny itchy
>Real kunoichi
>lindybeige
>liking fire arrows
From Onimusha 1
The world needs more titty ninjas!
That's right, conjecture. Also nice source.
>a curvy woman
>accurate depiction of Japanese women
This You don't now what you are talking about.
this holds true for females in general. Those throwing away the sex appeal advantage are really foolish, since it matches so well with the tendency of men to be horny retards. It's like trying to be a sword-swinging frontline warrior as a wizard and then complaining it's unfair.
>bullets do more damage when fired from a gun on a tripod
What does this post mean? Kunoichi existed, just like ninjas. They just weren't the fictional shit we see in....fiction. Ninjas were assassins and kunoichi were killer prostitutes.
I suggest you reading about the pre-tokugawa era to see for yourself the "samurai wouldn't do certain things because of their code of honor".
Imagine taking this dude seriously.
At this point is clear that you are just baiting for (you)'s .
If you're not in a titty ninja thread for baitin' reasons, why are you here?
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I'm not. Nothing is really known about the subject other than that they existed so it's literal conjecture.
Everything surrounding ninjas is nebulous, as is to be expected from the intelligence branch of a military on top of all the romanticism surrounding them. Saying that "things happened this way" is futile.
who cares when theyre this fucking hot
shes so pretty
>Kunoichi thread
>No one posts them yet
TAIMANIN SQUARE MASSACRE
Which tiddy ninjas has the best gameplay?
titties on a ninja
There's no way that's an in-game cutscene. Sauce?
I always imagined Mai's more cutesy and ditzy behavior as essentially her version of drunken style.
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...because it's from a porn movie. Kunoichi 2: Fall of the Shrine Maiden.
Well excuuuuse me, princess. Not everyone keeps up with vidya porn.
Thank you.
Honestly, in all of Naruto the one technique that makes the most sense for kunoichi to learn would be whatever the hell Tsunade used to make her boobs huge.
Think about it.
You're a typical Japanese girl with lots of physical training which means you're going to have a slim build.
That's perfect for infiltration work as a maid or street vendor or whatever.
But for those times when you need to seduce an enemy you activate the ol' Oppai-no-jutsu and voilá.
Even if your target had met you before he likely wouldn't recognize you because he definitely ain't looking at your face with a pair of Tsunade class melons distracting him.
Maybe not the title but there absolutely infiltrating and sabotaging women back then
user, we all know the BEST tiddy ninjas come from one game franchise
>accurate depiction of a female ninja
>female ninja
>accurate
>Tiddy Ninjas are forever relegated to being side characters.
>We'll never get a good game with a tiddy ninja as the main character
>Probably won't get tiddy ninjas at all in the current state
It hurts so bad bros
Nightshade and Red Ninja are not good
her RB FF design is top-tier, and her not wearing those stupid tabi is one of the reasons.
Hopefully the new Fatal Fury will bring that design back, and not use her KoF-look.
Play Senran Kagura. All the tiddy ninjas are main characters.
And Ayane from Dead or Alive is actually a playable guest character in Senran Kagura Eatival Versus
I think it literally means 'eight holes' or something.
I like Shiki
Taki
TFW this jank Falcoon-era game is the only KoF that features Mai's best costume.
It's not even in SNK Heroines. Like, seriously? Wat da fuck?
true and based
kunoichi has not literal meaning. It's just the sound you get when you read the individual strokes for the Kanji "female". Ku く, no ﾉ, and ichi 一.
女 = female.
I look at the gameplay in those games the same way that i look at DOAX volleyball. It's just there as an excuse for the softcore porn
she's cute
So you get the chance to make a game with the theme "kunoichi".
What kind of game would you like to see?
Could be tame or not, but nothing explicitly port.
>Scarves in general
>Especially when they cover the mouth
Why are they so sexy?
Maybe 4 at best for being titty ninjas, but all of them are called using the neutral shinobi for a reason, and they are barely even ninja-like in the first place. The only time someone mentioned using kunoichi style tactics, it was to get a discount on a figure, and it was pic related.
>fanart doesn't reflect at all the real product
those poor men.
Momiji isn't a ninja. She's a shrine maiden.
Literally just Ninja Gaiden but the story and gameplay are about the girls instead.
The volleyball in XBV was good though. And the jetski races in X2 were also pretty fun
>duuuuude i-frames lmao
I fucking hate what NG has turned into
She literally is a ninja, she's the shrine maiden of a ninja village. Like one of the villains says: even the mice are ninja there.
Shrine Maiden is just what she does when she's not out killing stuff. She goes on ninja missions, she was Ryu's pupil, before she inherited her naginata she even used a sword same as Ryu, all her fighting is ninja techniques.
>turned into
>literally the same basic mechanics from the first one
You're an idiot
NGB didn't have OTs or 5-second long UTs that also teleport you to nearby enemies
Or cinematic cutscene attacks
Yes, 2d is better.
all those characters, yet the only actual shinobi is rin
>NGB didn't have OTs or 5-second long UTs that also teleport you to nearby enemies
Both of which came about in order to actually deal with the larger groups of even more aggressive enemies compared to Black.
Regardless, chaining UTs and judiciously using iframes is a central tenet to the game.
Ayane is a scary mommy
>MUH BLACK
Oh brother...
>didn't have OT
And it's worse off for it
>or 5-second long UTs that also teleport you to nearby enemies
No, it had instant charge UTs that literally clear every single enemy in the fight and gave you the resources to the exact same again to the next enemy spawn
>Or cinematic cutscene attacks
Not that i already did not know it, but i'm talking to moron
>even more aggressive enemies
They don't even block 99% of the time in 2 though
And 3 is so bad it's not even worth talking about
I honestly think the enemy count meme was a mistake
This.
Op is a faggot.
Razor's Edge has the most agressive and dangerous enemies in the entire series, some of them have attack properties that are on the level of Fiend Genshin and the game expects you to fight 10 of them at ounce. Enemies are weak in 2 because they have fuck all health and do fuck all damage unless it's a grab, if you played Sigma 2 you would see how dangerous their AI and properties are when they don't die in 2 seconds.
>muh realism
Video games are inherently unrealistic. I like sexy women fighters in vidya BECAUSE they're an unrealistic fantasy. If I want realism I'll watch a documentary or read some non-fiction.
Itagaki never approved of his daughteru being depicted as some killer machine. That's what the purple haired rape baby was for.
You also have far less overall capability in RE compared to earlier games.
In RE the only enemies that stuck out as even a little bit complicated to me were the beret dudes (honestly pretty fucking annoying when they dodge out of combos at what feels like random), snake ladies, and LOA fiends (which you barely fight). Also the alchemists, but they are kinda easily cheesed with UTs and the XYY combo
The rest are utterly forgettable
imagine raping this
Itagaki doesn't have a saying on anything. He didn't design Kasumi, some artist did. What you said also makes fuck all sense considering her entire origin story from the first game is her abandoning her friends and family to go on a revenge quest to kill the guy who wrong them, and she does, she cuts off half of his torso with a kamehameha beam.
man I cant see this character anymore without remembering that one hentai doujin where she gets beaten up raped/foot fucked murdered and then eaten.
now That you mention his its Funny how Shhantae did a better job at being a kunoichi than all the girls from MK11 thogether and she was doing it for shits a giggles
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I wish i was that enthusiastic about titty ninjas like this man was
Maybe play the game on anything besides normal then because you didn't even touch on the most dangerous enemies besides the beret guys, which can't dodge out of combos by the way, they can dodge the initial hit and counter.
Even the most basic enemy in RE has several guard break attacks with a fast followup, so much so that standing and blocking is no longer the default approach to enemies, instead it's better to space them unless it's 1v1. Some of the followups are so fast that they essentially make the attack unblockable, on top of some enemies having legit unblockable attacks. The most dangerous enemies have whole strings with multiple guard break points followed by lightning fast followup. I have never seen anyone play RE for the first time and shrug off the enemies, some of them are legitimately overtuned
Also I dare you to find a worst kunoichi than MK 11 Jade she breaks every single thing you mentioned.
Also they knew how to fight but where really reluctant to so take it as a last resort
Jade was explicitly a body guard for Kitana so she kind of had to learn how to actually fight
A jobber is an accurate depiction of a kunoichi? I learned something new today, thnx user.
She also
>cover every single part of her body exepting the one she is suposed to cover
>traisoned her lord at the drop of a hat
>did an infiltration mission using several dudes painted in shiny colors doing a conga line
>too ugly to seduce anything
>forgot was she was doing mid mission
post her feet
or atleast in those sexy toe socks
She looks like a Muslim elf
>wipepo and their dicks
I didn't bother playing above hard because the game got so repetitive
I listed the ones I remember, though now that you mention it the claw ninjas were very dodge-happy and had the stupid bombs, but I don't think you fight them outside the village, Ayane chapters and VR thing fights. I do agree some of them are bullshit if you fight them normally, I also found that if you spam on-land lvl1 UTs, scythe 360 and fish for SoB (after taking out the always present rocket launcher fags), it's not that hard. I had a harder time with 2 desu
Me and my gym bros do it all the time with our muscles instead of tits/balls
Tumblr landwhales have nl idea how interactions between men work
She was so cute when she didn't dress like a slut.
Breasts are beautiful and universally appealing, it's literal biology. Hairy wrinkled ball sacks are not.
>cheese the game with scythe 360
>pff not that hard
Did you even read my post entirely?
>Tranny doesnt understand how males and females and work what attracts their gaze
Whoa! Big News!
Sadly she's the only one who lands like that, funny thing other girls have the same flying frames like Chizuru and Athena.
Muramase
Samurai > Ninja
I hope we get a good game as well. Everything seems to be gacha now.
If Baiken is anything shes a Ronin as she has no master
>Kasumi Rebirth
Fucking kino
I genuinely don't understand why people get aroused by penises and balls. Not to say they aren't necessarily ugly or anything, but I can't really see how people get lustful over a literal stick of flesh and blood. It's not like breasts which are just fun and beautiful to look at, so what about dicks is really attractive?
I did but "didn't play past Hard" and "scythe 360" is all i needed to read. You are not qualified to judge these games or discuss gameplay intricacies, remember what kind of post started this discussion in the first place.
It's a shame they kept that broken move in the game so shitters can finish it without ever knowing how to play. 360 spam fags were infamous when the online was active.
>Died offscreen
Fucking why
If she steps on a rock it's going to hurt like a motherfucker.
She's cute even when she's hurt.
Her planet needed her
>ninja in 2 is a gay boy
>no ninja in 3
>it gets good 9000 hours in trust me
Not an excuse. 1 and 2 were fun on any difficulty (aside from the exploding shuriken spam)
>says that enemies are "overtuned"
>doesn't use the tools to dispatch them
The lenghts people go to defend bad games just amaze me
all ninjas in mk are pure cringe
yeah, that's called a woman
what's a woman
>cheese the game like a faggot
>complains that it's "not fun"
Shitters like you are literally a dime dozen. Next time stay quiet instead of larping as some Ninja Gaiden expert
>complains about enemies
>nooo you're not allowed to use the attacks that help you defeat them
Just kys already
Took you long enough to show your facetious faggot face
These nipple shots in Fatal Fury Movie. Goddamn.
I hope you realize the irony in your post
There is no irony. I'm not a faggot or facetious, my tone and arguments have been consistent since the beginning.
But I've met girls IRK who literally has breast envy and touch each other girls, tho? They don't scream, but laugh. Even instawhore normies do this every time.
>I'm not a faggot or facetious
Yeah, you just don't realize it
I seriously don't understand that turd of a game has defenderes, on Yea Forums of all places
What's that? I like that arstyle.
You don't understand because you're a retard with an inflated sense of self importance Ken. That's what happens when you spend your time on discord.
congrats. you're not a woman and don't have the subconscious programming to find dicks appealing.
Equating breasts with balls is dumb, one is a secondary sexual characteristic that is meant to appeal to the other sex and the other is a primary one that is meant to be part of the means of reproduction, not to be visually appealing.
a miserable little pile of secrets
look at those thighs
You think a ninja isn't going to have precise control of their feet
Wikipedia says female ninja weren't real but a invention for literature.
Dicks would be a better analogy since men are pretty obsessed with them.
Fishnets
Eyepatches
Snake Scale Tattoos