Why yes, I play as Yuan Shu. How could you tell?

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The shield doesn't protect them against the Jedi Force.

It's a different culture bro

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>exists as dozens of adaptations in the form of novels, movies, tv shows, anime, manga
Forgive me for not intuitively knowing which one is the definitive entry level media, tranny.

meteor forged blades brah

Read the books. There are tv shows and stuff but we all know how asian TV goes.

If you like TW, sure. If you don't, not really.

i didnt see any shields getting chopped in half in the first scene
some cultures needs to be purged

That was a nice movie

An unfilial merchant nestorian shanyu Wei general was approaching Changban bridge, known Shu-Han clay. "Before I begin my assault, you must kowtow to Prime Minister Cao Cao and accept that he was the most filial and righteous scholar-gentleman the Tianxia has ever known, even more deserving of the position than the sage ministers of Chu and Zhou!"

At this moment a brave, filial, loyal general who had served 25 northern campaigns and understood the teachings of the Sun Bin Fa and fully upheld the Han barred the bridge and held up his polearm. "Let anyone who seeks death come face Zhang Fei!"
The Wei general smirked quite usurperly and smugly replied: "the prime minister has issued an edict naming you traitor, you stupid Yellow Turban."
"Wrong. Cao Cao has usurped the throne and trampled the dignity of the imperial majesty, ten-thousand years of life to his glory!"

The Wei general was visibly shaken and dropped his sword and copy of Sima Yi's orders. He galloped in retreat crying those Wei crocodile tears. The same tears Wei generals cry for the Xuchang "court" (who today live in such rebellion that most do not sacrifice to the imperial progenitor) when they jealously try to compose memorandums to the hostage throne. There is no doubt that at this point our general, Xiahou Jie, wished he had supported the imperial house and become more than a traitor to the Han. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the Son of Heaven, but he himself had petitioned for Wei's ascendancy!

The common people applauded and all kowtowed to Chengdu that day and accepted Liu Bei as the Imperial Uncle. A phoenix named "Pang Tong" flew onto the bridge and shed a tear on the peach garden. The Sworn Brothers oath was recited several times, and Liu Bang himself showed up and founded a dynasty that would last 10,000 years across Tianxia. The Wei general lost his courage and died the next day. He died of fright and traitorousness and was tossed into Diyu for all eternity.

Wan sui!

>Not playing as based Liu Bei.
>Not wanting to swear a sacred oath in the peach garden with your 3 best bros
>Everyone recognizes you as the rightful restorer to the Han
>Even Zhuge Liang, the most brilliant of Chinese strategist/tactician at the time recognizes your greatness

Yuan Shu is nothing more than an usurper and a war monger. No better than Cao Cao, and even more treacherous than Lu Bu.

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*a Kung fu master waves their little stick

>based liu bei
>rightful restorer
>Zhuge
>most brilliant anything
I'm fucking laughing so hard. The only thing you got right are that his brothers are cool and much cooler than him

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chinks

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>General of the Gentlemen of the Rapid Tiger Household; Marquis of Yangdi and General of the Left; Founder of the Zhong Dynasty; Lord of Ten Thousand Years; Son of Heaven; Emperor of China.
vs
>Earlobe man

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Something something about using qi instead brute physical force

The true hero of the era was Cao Cao

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>Yuan Shao pre-patch

BULLSHIT

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Cao Ahman is a dog

>believing the lies of Shu

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Does anyone still read kingdom the mango? Does it tie in any way into 3 kingdoms?

Playing as bitchboy pretender.
>P-please recognize my legitimacy! I have the jade seal and everything! I'll PAY you to put in a good word for me!

Kingdom is about the warring states period. Several hundred years before 3 kinhdoms

We'll start with yours

Blood pack when?

as if you could do it

>Several hundred years before 3 kinhdoms
So it does tie into it then. I would assume the events of the warring states is what, eventually, lead to the situation in which 3 kingdoms started. Is that not so?

AMBITIONS, SON

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The 2010 drama is the best thing I've ever seen in my life

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What lead to 3 kingdoms was corruption and ineptitude in Han court. Han was around for like 400 years so that is to be expected

not really, I doubt it will ever feature the rise of the Han dynasty

And what led to the Han court? And what led to the thing that led to that? Trace it back and eventually you'll realize warring states lead to it.

COW COW

>China wants to ban anything made or referencing its imperialist past
Imagine wanting to forget your history

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>imperialist past

you mean imperial?

That's like saying the Razing of Carthage led to the fall of the Rome in 476.

Yeah, fucked by predictive text

but they're pushing their imperial history in every form of media these days, the days of the cultural revolution are gone thankfully

Not quite, we're talking about events that connect a lot more than that and you know it. Warring states led to Qin dynasty and the death of its very first Emperor already ties into rebellions and points us at Han. That's a considerably more direct than your example.

Not in videogames they aren’t

Wei>Wu>Shu
Y/N?

>Can't see shit because of stupid hat
>Yuan Shu

Makes sense.

When theres a will, theres a wei.

I side with whoever zhang liao deems worthy to serve. Peachers and father killers keep walking.

Switch wei and wu

Liu Bei betrayed and abandoned more people in real life than Cao Cao ever did. Where are you even getting this nonsense?

And Zhuge Liang was a political tyrant who essentially commandeered a country's history books, gave positions of power to his friends and not men of talent and then went onto punishing and blamed all of his own losses on convenient scapegoats like Ma Su, Wei Yan and lack of supplies he himself was in charge of.

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Face me at Xiaoyao Ford and not online and see what happens

>Wu
>Let’s Zhuge Liang steal your land and browbeat you into an alliance

Watch the 2010 tv drama.

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Dont get ahead of yourself. Even Yuan Shao is better than Shu-cucks

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Is it Chinese? I find Chinese television to be ridiculous most of the time.

By far the best yes. It make all the previous games irrelevants

Yes, but it's good. By the time you finish the series you will start hearing the gong from the opening at random times

It’s actually really good up until the final third
it goes down hill after CaoCao dies

What's that shit dripping in the head?

The Chinese Emperor's version of a crown

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Just like real life

What 4d chess was Cao Cao playing?

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Theres lu bu, guan yu, and zhang liao. Who is wu's 'monster?'

Yes, but I've never watched much Chinese shows so I can't tell you how it compares to those. Overall, I think it was quite good, barring the terrible CG transition scenes.

poison arrow

Sun Ce

What the fuck.

I haven't been around the community for a while but what's the future for TWWH?
Will CA announce the third game within this year or early 2019?

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Lu Meng

He killed Guan Yu afterall

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>Chinese fans flipped their shit when his art was released
based

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its overrated chink garbage

>dies 5 turns later

Read The Ravage of Times

>Mine was some Qiang boy during the Rebellion of Liang Province. My horse took an arrow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb low-born lad, thinking he could win the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the club. Gods, I was strong then.
>Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, club in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait!". They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the poems.
>Stupid boy.

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I’ve been able to prise him and Sun Ren away from Wu by marriage and a shitload of rice.

IT'S ACTUALLY MILLET AND WHEAT
NORTHERN CHINA DOESN'T GROW RICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I dunno about recommending it, that thing is kinda heavy reading for a manwha. Lotsa awesome scenes, bit too many HOWEVER moments.

>Now the Qiang are subdued like everyone else. He could have lingered in his mountain hovel with the smart boys, and today, his wife would be making him miserable. His sons would be unfilial and he'd be waking up three times a night to piss into a bowl.

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what kind of wine do they drink in the series? China doesn't have wine

In terms of battle prowess either the Tiger or Huang Gai, otherwise Lu Xun.

>Guan Yu
>'monster'
For being a god of war he lost a lot of battles, including the big ones where he had no oversight and was the sole commander.

That's a lie. The two best campaigns are in the three kingdoms part of the show.

Taichi Ci

More wine, my lord?

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>In 1995, a joint Sino-USA archaeology team including archaeologists from the Archeology Research Institute of Shandong University and American archaeologists under the leadership of Professor Fang Hui investigated the two archaeological sites 20 km to the northeast of Rizhao, and discovered the remnants of a variety of alcoholic beverages including grape wine, rice wine, mead, and several mixed beverages of these wines. Out of more than two hundred ceramic pots discovered at the sites, seven were specifically used for grape wine. Remnants of grape seeds were also discovered.[5] If grape wine consumption was once present in Bronze Age China, however, it was replaced by consumption of a range of alcoholic beverages made from sorghum, millet, rice, and fruits such as lychee or Asian plum. In the 130s and 120s BC, a Chinese imperial envoy of the Han dynasty (206 BC – 220 AD) named Zhang Qian opened diplomatic relations with several Central Asian kingdoms, some of which produced grape wine. By the end of the second century BC, Han envoys had brought grape seeds from the wine-loving kingdom of Dayuan (Ferghana in modern Uzbekistan) back to China and had them planted on imperial lands near the capital Chang'an (near modern-day Xi'an in Shaanxi province).[6] The Shennong Bencao Jing, a work on materia medica compiled in the late Han, states that grapes could be used to produce wine.[7] In the Three Kingdoms era (220–280 AD), Wei emperor Cao Pi noted that grape wine "is sweeter than the wine made [from cereals] using ferments and sprouted grain. One recovers from it more easily when one has taken too much

in DW Xiaho Dun kills Guan Yu

Lu Lingqi is not stinky

Thats on the wei path. Lu meng does it in wu path

DW plays up a rivalry between them but they barely cross paths.
Xiahou Dun never really played a big part in the Romance either.

battles on hard are so fucking long

DINGSLAYER

GET IN HERE

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KOWTOW

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wrong
they want to ban the show about court infighting which could portrait their history in "bad light"
which is stupid anyway but mostly the shows for women about concubines tearing each other up for emperor's dong were banned

wtf how?!

>*does nothing wrong and is executed under false charges in your path*

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Just Regular Nobody Scholar passing thru

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>Unga bunga, zhuge liang bad

>china if Cao Cao won

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>unga bunga muh expedition

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Dynasty Warriors popularity:

Popularity Contest Results

Guo Jia
Zhao Yun
Lu Xun
Xu Shu
Cao Pi
Guan Yinping
Xiahou Dun
Lü Lingqi
Wang Yuanji
Zhong Hui
Jia Chong
Ma Chao
Fa Zheng
Daqiao
Cao Cao
Xun Yu
Zhang Liao
Wang Yi
Cai Wenji
Zhuge Liang
Xiahou Yuan
Yu Jin
Sima Yi
Jiang Wei
Ling Tong
Ma Dai
Huang Gai
Diaochan
Chen Gong
Zhou Yu
Xiahou Ba
Yue Jin
Lü Bu
Zheji
Xingcai
Zhang Fei
Wen Yang
Zhang Bao
Jia Xu
Sun Shangxiang
Sima Zhao
Gan Ning
Liu Bei
Sun Ce
Lü Meng
Sima Shi
Zhu Ran
Lianshi
Guan Ping
Zhang He
Guan Yu
Guan Xing
Zhou Tai
Liu Shan
Xiaoqiao
Li Dian
Lu Su
Zhuge Dan
Zhang Chunhua
Bao Sanniang
Pang Tong
Yueying
Yuan Shao
Pang De
Xu Huang
Sun Quan
Sun Jian
Deng Ai
Guo Huai
Guan Suo
Zhurong
Wei Yan
Dian Wei
Han Dang
Cao Ren
Dong Zhuo
Huang Zhong
Taishi Ci
Ding Feng
Zuo Ci
Xu Chu
Meng Huo
Zhang Jiao

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>rape is a battle tactic

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Zhao Yun in the series is a fucking emotionless boring tool

Master strategist

He joined Shu, that's bad enough.

Zhang liao at 17. Not bad for a list dominated by prettyboys

who's the JUST person in the later han/three kingdoms era

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>oc bandit bitch listed as hard campaign
>18 year old peasant chick can win almost any duel, even against monsters like guan yu
>can ally with yuan shao right off the bat
>can then pillage the world with no repercussion cause no one fucks with yuan shao NATO
>gets absurd income from tribute
>making the dong give tribute gives like 30k gpt alone
>infamy faction buff gives unbreakable to all units
>unique units are tanky dual axe infantry with bows and snipe trait

what the fuck did CA mean by this, its ridiculous

Don't disrespect T H E L I G H T I N T H E D A R K N E S S

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DW is a fujo series?

What a dumb question.

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How does this compare to a Tame of Thrones?

what's he thinking about?

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>TW players can't have this as their daughteru

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Yes, they run "Who would you want as a boyfriend" polls and shit

Lower budget with weird Chinese action scenes but really good

It features actual strategy, politics and careful planning

If Wei has Zhang Liao, Wu has Gan Ning.
But for real, it would be Sun Jian, that fucker got shit done and was the only one of the coalition who was actually able to not just beat Lu Bu, but beat him twice and beat him out of Luoyang. He even survived being surrounded while only having a couple dozen men by just giving his trusted friend his Red scarf so the enemy followed the wrong person.
When Yuan Shu didn't want to give Sun Jian supplies, fearing he might take the emperor's seat for himself, Sun Jian personally rode to his camp and gave a grand speech. Almost immediately Yuan Shu apologized and gave everything to Sun Jian. The Tiger of Jiang Dong didn't mess about.

Liao Hua

What they call wine we would call fucking moonshine aka Baijiu

Taishi Ce or whatever fuck, I can’t remember.

>O MY MAGIC TO SUMMON WIND

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women don't find DW Cao Cao attractive? even I do

I watched that when I was a kid and even I know it was a trick to buy time so Zhao Yun can come rescue him.

Zhuge liang really is the worst part of the series. Especially since he overshadows actually smart dudes like lu xun, Zhang Liao or Deng ai

The Sun Family gets fucked repeatedly

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Ignore Shu fanfiction

too bad he couldn't forecast the rain

I can agree with that, Sun Quan especially had a really hard life. Especially towards the end when everyone he grew up with was dead and gone and was losing his mind.

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He's one of the most broken commanders in TW3K, he's a great duelist but has a ridiculous bow ability that instantly deletes entire enemy units, or can even one shot enemy commanders if you shotgun it. He's just a bit overshadowed by He Man, who has the same ability but with 100% evasion on top of it.

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Best scene btw.
youtube.com/watch?v=3LYpIVuAPMc

>low budget
yet it is the most expensive Chinese Television ever to be produce around 160 million RMB (30 million USD) was it budget

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except this part exist

WTF is happening are they fighting an army of autistic men wearing paper mache?

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i've seen that fucking pathway so many fucking times now in different series

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literally Shu fanfiction too

No, that's high quality chinese armor, no armor in the world is better than it.

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Especially this one, married to some big eared villain who was to gay to tap it

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ABDICATED

Too afraid more like. Sun Ren's bodyguards scared the shit out of him.

Is it your first time seeing wuxia?

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i always thought this was sima yi planned to prolong the war with shu and outlast that cao clan

Bros, I think I downloaded the wrong Total War 3 Kingdoms...
I'm pretty sure Liu Bei isn't supposed to look like this...

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>Sun Ren
Liu Bei proving to be as pathetic as ever

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but he did and based Sima Yi continued his legacy

What a coincidence, I've been watching the anime recently. Sousou best girl.

Ears too small, skin not green enough.

bastard of three fathers

It's weird how the Wu kingdom has the least cartoony designs, which is why I like them the best

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Can you see her panies?

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not sure if they even wear panties...

Whenever I capture Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, I always execute them. Especially Zhang Fei.

MA SU DID NOTHING FUCKING WRONG

WEI YAN DESERVED IT THOUGH

Only one way to find out!

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I-ITS L̶U̶ ̶B̶U̶ HOUKEN!

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Yellow Turbans and Cao Cao >>>>> Everyone else >>>>> Liu Bei

How was the Asian reception to this game?

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Yikes!

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Whatever the fuck they were told to think.

Wei Yan was Shu's best general.

the powerlevels in that manga are all fucked up, Shin keeps growing stronger and stronger but there's always some secret general who shows up randomly and is six generals tier

They absolutely love it, atleast the chinese market does.

>Liu Bei
Backstabbing hypocrite.
>Guan Yu
Arrogant prick.
>Zhang Fei
Child molester.

Whar's the point of Wu?

90% of the sales were from China.

What portion of posters in TW:3K and Dynasty Warriors threads do you think are actually white?

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Ei Sei becomes the 1st Emperor of China and establishes the Qin Dynasty. The Qin gets overthrown and the Han Dynasty under Liu Bang, takes it place and 400 years later leads to the 3 Kingdoms era.

I have a feeling the writer will make Shin the manga's version of Liu Bang since they both started out as peasants

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So here's something I don't really get

Is northwest china basically just nomads? I never realized Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu were basically steppe people

Nice boat.

I am white fellow american's let's go down to the mcdonalds and get a quarter mac and talk about what our server clan members are doing overseas.

literally Who?

Wei: ambition
Shu: """"benevolence""""
Wu: family

Sun Ren defeated. Immediately ops to marry her captors.

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I'm from Europe and I discovered all this 3K stuff on Yea Forums from people talking about the tv show, I have no idea how other western people find out about it

>Zhang Fei
>Child molester
?

Dynasty warriors

Did war evolve much in those 400 years? Technologically.

I've never heard of that irl, and in media DW is only referenced when a new One Piece musou is released

>In the year 200, Zhang Fei chanced upon Xiahou Yuan's niece while she was out gathering firewood and abducted her. She was 12 or 13 years old at the time. Zhang Fei knew that she was of good upbringing, so he married her.

Switch Shu and Wei.

>game based around China
You can probably guess both Chinese and Japanese reactions.
Although that makes me curious now, how were the Total War Shogun games received in Japan?

Zhang Fei abducted and raped a 13 year old girl and forced her to be his "wife".

Not as good as Fall of the Samurai

usual business at the time, also fuck Xiaho Yuan for his stupid useless bow in DW

I always knew he was a bastard but this is a new low for that scumbag

A friend of mine did that as Liu Biao.

Is my nigger Zhang He in this?

>t. child molesting backstabber

Faithful niggas.

you already beat their campaigns right?

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IM

ah yes, the turbofaggot

BE

Think of jurchens/manchus.

Those guys are actually farmers who can read and write (later on in Chinese). However coz they are so near the north they need to be able to ride horses and shoot people.

That's the sort of people ma chao and Lu bu are. So even though they are civilized, they still act like niggers and chimp out a lot. But they're good at fighting.

CI

LE

Not business as usual, it was not acceptable behavior by civilized, cultured people.

You guys intrested in Oda Nobuna: Liu BeixCao Cao edition?

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Read Koihime Musou

>not playing as OC bandit queen

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I'm not sure but I believe they were roughly the same except chariots became less relevant on the battlefield during the 3K era. They were mostly used for transportation.

>Liu Bei was a two-faced hypocrite.
>Guan Yu was an insufferable, arrogant prick who lost most of the battles he ever fought.
>Zhang Fei was a violent thug and a kid diddler.

Why the fuck are they considered the "good guys"?

These are really soulless designs
just look at this crap

Is the original novel worth a read if you already know the story from various rotk media?

Who is who?

>Liu Bei was a benevolent, merciful and a humane ruler--

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fake news

From left to right
Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu, Sun Jian, Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao, and Liu Bei.

Your worst enemy ironically becomes Zhang Yan.

But they like him coz he has that "I'm the main character" look/background. Same as yukimura.

No wonder they look the same.

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I'm an asian femanon and I enjoy three kingdoms very much

That's why you kill him in the first few turns

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CHENGDU
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Quite interesting that the two biggest allies ended up being the most brutal enemies later on while Liu Bei and Cao Cao were bigger rivals, it was Wu who would deal some of Shu's heaviest defeats.

These Coldsteel edits never get old.

I was in three kingdom propaganda once, then I watch the tv series...

youtube.com/watch?v=1mxEoA3G9Wg

Coz the author is a Han cock sucker.

The proper mature way to look at 3 kingdoms is there is no good/bad guys.

There are smart/retarded guys instead.

History more or less got hijacked for propaganda purposes by individuals who needed to legitimatize their claims by making Liu Bei and Shu the legitimate successors to the Han.

why is Cao Cao a loli?

>cool units
>good heroes
>unique buildings are useful
>bonkers replenishment let you send stacks of peasants to death and be fine

but

>campaign mechanic is simply that you can't do any diplomacy

why do they have a boring campaign, it fucking sucks

Are you telling me there are people whl DON'T kill him and take his territory as soom as possible?

Lolis sell more than old men

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>chariots became less relevant on the battlefield during the 3K era
Care to mention the reason?

Was Lu Bu historically as good as his RotK version or was it all fanfiction?

chariots are fucking useless

I'm sure all the generals who used them back then would disagree. Including some really successful ones.

>With changes in the nature of warfare, as well as the increasing availability of larger breeds of horses, during the Qin and Han Dynasties (221 BCE- 220 CE) the chariot was replaced by cavalry and infantry, and the single-pole chariot became less important. At this time the double shaft chariot developed as a transport vehicle which was light and easy to handle. During the Eastern Han (25-220 CE) and later during the Three Kingdoms Period (220-280 CE), the double shaft chariot was the predominant form. This change is seen in innumerable Han Dynasty stone carvings and in many ceramic tomb models. Over time, as society evolved, the early chariot of the Pre-Qin period gradually disappeared.[10]

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Because there can no peace or compromise with the Han!

Fanfiction.

the fact he manages to get so far by being absolute retard proves that he was at least competent.

I can't let this not have a (You).

>Care to mention the reason?
probably developments of the crossbow and pike

>not HAVING THE POWER

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Simply based. Have a (you).

Pretty sure they had pikes during the warring states didn't they?

Why didn't Liu Bei off himself when Guan Yu or Chang Fei died? Didn't he swear an oath?

They thought that Guan Yu died, but then he didn't. They really should have offed themselves back then. Clearly, its because Shu is nothing but frauds who speak of benevolence, but then toss babies at the ground.

The oath was fictional, so the rotk author couldn't have his whitewashed version of liu bei kill himself since the historical version didn't.

BENEVOLENCE

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By the power of Taipingjing! I HAVE THE POWER!

He legit feels like a fucking cheat code.

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Yeah, but why invent the oath if it will make Liu Bei look bad?

天安门

>implying it's not

The indignant population must be diluted or you will fight rebellions for a century.

If you cross breed enough national identity and ethnicity dissolve so it's easier to rule after conquest.

Only a woman would think rape wasn't a practical tool of war.

He Yis title is healer? Whats so special about him?

but he's so cute and adorable

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Well, what did you expect from the most powerful man in the universe?

Healer as in medicine man kind of stuff. The Yellow Turbans are made up of disgruntled merchants, veterans, repentant bandits, scholars, warrior monks and shamans

this. Not to bring in something too unrelated, but onne of the interesting aspects in FNV's Caesar's legion was how he forced crossbreeding between tribes to dissolve existing loyalties and conflicts to effectively break the tribes into pieces and enforce loyalty to the legion and nothing else.

>Chinese fans flipped their shit when his art was released
Why?

Communism?

its an action movie bro calmd down.

Anons, why are there so many kingdom of Wu in Chinese history? And they are not even in the same geographical region.

Shame you can't nick enemy generals.
I've played Dynasty Warriors; all you have to do is protect the Taoist shrines until heroes are mind controlled and enlightened by The Way. CA dropped the ball on this.

Also a huge American football enthusiast.

Would you let your strategist dress like that?

Legit 9/10 if not for the A B S O L U T E L Y L O A T H E S O M E lategame, it gets tough to keep track of your ever growing court and family of samefaces and once the people you started to know and become familair with start to die off it gets even more tedious. brings it down to a 6.8/10 for me personally

>tfw enlightened by my own intelligence

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So she's a woman?

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What is that picture depicting? Changing weapon to the lance and wearing more armor for the horse?

Is there anything, a single thing that china can be admired for?

for 90+ episodes though

I want to ____ Lu Bu!

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Distraction

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He was like 25 when he died. Chinese fans complained that he looked ugly and old.

and the invention of spurs

Finally, this image is relevant on Yea Forums.

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Damn that took a long time.

>all that warfare in the Romance Era
>get stomped by the next generation dynasty like nothing happened

what about Xu Zhu?

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>but mostly the shows for women about concubines tearing each other up for emperor's dong were banned
what shows?

That's because by the time the Jin came into power, all the heroes of the land have passed away. Who was left anyway? Wen Yang?

The evolution of Chinese cavalry, you can see they get stirrups by 190AD which really revolutionized cavalry combat since it allowed riders greater control while in the saddle, and they could leverage their lances more easily.

Did the horses get bigger over time too? Or just imported Mongolian ones?

What a fat mongoloid.

>Or just imported Mongolian ones?
Mongolian horses were ponies user. Chinese warhorses came from the west, in the greek Bactria.

The Mongolian horses had their way with the Chinese horses to create bigger and stronger crossbreeds. Basically the same thing happened to the Chinese themselves.

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Really? Bactria played that big of a role? Darn.

>when someone is wei nearby

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It took like some 40 odd years for the can opener to be invented after people made tin cans after all.

Cao Cao killed everyone inside the house just because he heard them sharpen knife.

Xu doesn't sound like Shu

please don't be rude to team Gay ehm Wei

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that's red turbans

>Imagine wanting to forget your history
heh... imagine that...

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youtube.com/watch?v=g6Rphg_lwwM

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How did people open these cans before then?

fucking wuxia protagonists man

There's also some stat like it took longer to go from the Iron Age to today than the Bronze Age to the Iron Age

Dynasty Warriors if you like action games
not so much if you want something true to the text, though, shit gets crazy

With knives and punching them open pointy shit.

Yes they did breed more hardy and stronger breeds, not necessarily Mongolian related but there's always room for that kind of interbreeding given the proximity to each other. Mongolian horses were shorter, not ponies but smaller in stature but hardier overall.

They had lids before then.

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Is that why Temujin or the scourge got so far?

Partially, they had horses they could ride harder and longer, and each rider had many horses. Feeding them typically wasn't difficult since Mongols invaded more lush land than their own native lands.

Dr. Cao Zhen, I'm Sima Yi

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Did the horses get less derpy and more angry by 600 AD or is it me?

Was zhuge liang dying part of your plan?

Impregnate

It's just the horse helmet hiding the goofy eyes making it look angrier.
Also posting more qt anime chinks

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Of course.

>based Dian Wei and Xu Chu that low
Enemy general: You fight like your wife
Liu Bei: I’ve fought my wife, that’s a compliment
I chuckled when I heard this.

>be Ma Teng
>March East and conquer the Bandit Queen
>divorce crappy old wife, recruit and marry Zheng Jiang although she hates me
>pump out 6 kids
Making her a mother is the best thing you can do

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Did the Chinks use wooden shields like that? What is that going to stop?

>Make big empire
>Farmers rebel and kill your empire
>Rinse Repeat

Why is China so bloodthirsty. Even the Aztecs were tamer

How do you even *have* kids? I've arranged for six marriages, but not a single child has come forth from them.

You fucking retard XD

Everyone will know the name Zheng Jiang!
It’s random.
I’ve had games where they breed like crazy, others where I’ve had to adopt to carry on my line.

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Out fucking schemed.

>muh Diaochan

touchdown

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The Japanese are a bad influence on Koreans. Lifting ban on Japanese imports was a mistake.

You're not able to take concubines? Isn't this a game about trying to establish yourself as a Chinese emperor?

You can recruit and adopt most characters if their factions have been crushed (and other factions haven’t picked them up)
I usually check the Court menu every turn or so, occasionally you’ll find named generals available, I usually find Xiahou Yuan available after the first few turns as Cao Cao doesn’t always recruit him.

If this hadn't happened, would Liu Shan still have grown up to be such a retard?

the spanish destroyed most of aztec history

Post some gameplay webms so I can judge it for myself

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kek wtf

Big hefty laughter when I first got to this scene.

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I’m a white boy who fell down the rabbit hole when I played DW3 at Walmart or target or wherever my mother was shopping that day

chinaman here, the hack are you talking about?
孙策's art looks alpha as fuck

China still holds the highest score in bloodiest civil war by a landslide.

Liu Bei always cracks me up with his stupid grin on his face

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Dynasty Warriors is dead for good now isn't it?

>The historical text Records of the Three Kingdoms described Liu Bei as a man seven chi and five cun tall (approximately 1.73 metres), with long arms that extended beyond his knees, and ears so large that he could see them.
Quick rundown on this man

dunno but Orochi 4 came out last october and went back to the old formula and not the open world shit that 9 had

Now why the hell did he do that?

你好大哥,我是白美国人我爱中国文化和中国人。祝你过一个好天!

Dynasty Warriors won't be dead for a long time

sounds like my life desu

Zhao Yun (the 2nd best fighter in 3 kingdoms) runs into the middle of the enemy army alone and fights his way out to save his Lord's son. The Lord then throws down his son and tells him he can have another baby but he can't make another Zhao Yun.

something about his generals being more important than his now retarded son

Why is it that DW spinoffs are so much better than the main games lately?

probably because its a breath of fresh air making them compared to just pumping the same game out each year

Somebody post that one picture please.

That's fucking retarded.