RUN

Stop bodyshaming me you fucking bigot

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i wish the ending wasn't so retarded

This. Was getting really good until the dead GF came into play

Proto-Cloverfield?

brb killing myself

Shit the ratings are down. Okay Faunzy, I know you are supposed to be recovering from a broken leg, But Jesus touched it and now you go to the beach to jump over a Great White Shark and ACTION!

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Me and my friend went to McDonald (cuz our car ran out of gas), there were corpses and bloody mess everywhere, my friend went deep inside and never come back, the next day a newspaper reported that my friend went missing.

But I never reported it???

One of the few good vidya related pastas.

Obligatory.

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Godzilla has literally never backed down from a head-on fight with all manner of beasties; the prospects of him tucking tail and running make me horrified over what that thing is capable of.

Maybe he knows more about it than we do...

>we were so hungry after puking and being terrified
dropped

He would have to waste time recharging.

He got the year wrong, sadly.

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based Mechagodzilla
I didn't like Super Mecha's design at all, but Kiryu is pure sex so that makes up for it

John Madden ending isn't that bad.

Godzilla fans are just as autistic as Sonic and Pokemon fans but not as well known for their autism honestly.

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What was his problem?

Hyper realistic girlfriend died before he could have hyper realistic sex.

Post your favorite line from a vidya pasta.
>It'sa me, Mario! I am going to fucking rape you!

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>people complain about the ultra realistic ghost girlfriend shit
>but not about the ultra detailed spritework that doesn't even acknowledge the 8 bit limitations and the limited colors in general

Post it.

Ever want to get into a mcdonald's so bad that you shot open the door with a fucking gun?

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Isn't that the average day on America?

Pretty much all his custom kaiju, they look way too detailed for the NES and even during the fight sequences you would only have so many colors to use for them. I will give him stages like gold labyrinth though because they at least stuck to a single primary color.

>80% of the story is basically a playthrough
>Halfway the writer doesn't even bother anymore and the story goes in a "oh yeah there were monsters but I've beaten the level whatever let's go to the next level" loop
>The final 20% turns into a shitty teen love story

BUT OH BOY THE MONSTER SPOOKY LOOKING 8/10 BEST HORROR STORY IVE EVER READ!!