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Why is umineko much worse than higurashi?

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>MAGIC GOOD
>LOGIC BAD

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Why is James Bond worse than Miss Marple?

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The ultimate logic form.... Battler Wright.

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Battler you fucking retard

Best revelation coming through.

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GEORGE IS FAT
F
A
T

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Welcome to the club

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Gohdatrice is the best theory

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This thread is beautiful

When's the release date for ciconia and for the new umineko episode?

Hello everyone, this is my new boyfriend, please say something nice about him.

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How about... THIS ?

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August I think.

>Boyfriend
But that's a girl

For both? At the same time?

the anime is better

(you)

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lmao, where does everyone find all this shitty fanart?

>the you'll never get to be Erikas husband for all eternity in a pocket dimension while making mysteries for each other to solve
>the shell never laugh at your shitty mysteries before solving them near instantly

he's right, many people want to be special snowflakes
like people learning guitar to impress bitches, or people outside Japan learning Japanese

Don't do this to me user

George is FAT

BATTLER IS A SHITTER WHO CANNOT ESCAPE ME FOREVER HE CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. ALSO BATTLER IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>Mystery niggas proceed to kick everyone's ass

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Phoenix Wright is OP bullshit, he'll get what's coming to him

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I think I would know what sex my boyfriend is user.

(s)he is cute either way

battler chad as fuck

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Based, what game?

seacats

MAGIC or TRICK?

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>proceeds to have a happy ending

>seacats
I can barely find anything about it. "When seacats cry"? What is it? i wanna play it

Is that you Battler?

I feel like both lose steam towards the end. They both lose all subtlety and go full blown with their morals.

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I still think Gohda is a crossdressing goat.

Battler's the guy with the red hair i assume? i googled battler and nothing came up

I'll say it in red mate: you're a tard

I'm not
Please spoonfeed me :(

Battler is the old guy

Only within the context of the story. If you see the raw picture, Ange and Battler lose everything and have to live hiding their identity and shouldering the sins of their family.

It's Umineko no Naku Koro ni

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He can't be that old
Thank you user
it looks fun if theres this much shitposting about it

The servants are the culprits.

SMALL BOMBS

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Fun is a way to describe it I guess. You're in for a ride.

>Steam sprites

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I think im being made fun of, but can't really tell
So it's an episodic vn? Should i just play the steam version, it seems like people here have a preference? I'm not gonna be an animefag

Overrated shit thread?

Who even likes this trash?

It's not even video games. It's an excuse for Yea Forums to come over here and continuing being fags.

I still think memory loss Battler is a dick move by Ryukishi. Fuck man just give Ange her happy ending.

Umineko no Naku Koro Ni

I prefer the original sprites.

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Yes, it's an episodic vn, but it's a very interesting read. You can get it pretty easily on Steam. A lot of people don't like the steam sprites, but you can just set them to original, which are bad in a funny way or I think you can mod the game with ps3 version sprites.

Small words from a small being trying to attack what it doesn't understand

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So the steam version lets you set it to the original sprites? or do i have to download a different copy or change the files? either way im gonna pirate it

2 more months until Episode 9 confirms Rosatrice. Get hype bois

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The steam version is fine. It has some terrible new sprites, but you can toggle the old ones. You can also mod the PS3 content pretty easily, it includes new sprites that are actually nice, it's fully voiced acted (and the voice acting is 10/10) and some CGs too.
The steam summer sale starts in about a week, you can grab both arcs there (first arc is episodes 1-4 second 5-8). It might seem expensive but it takes like 120h to finish both,

hey man that's intellectual rape, not cool

Pretty much all visual novels in Steam except sakura shit is better than Umineko

oh sweet thanks!

It is video games.

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Steam version lets you switch to original sprites, yes

>a new seacats game
Why haven't I heard of this until now? Am I that out of the loop?? Damn.

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I WANNA GET INTO UMINEKO WHERE DO I START HOW DO I START WHERE DO I GET IT FROM!!! SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME A GENUINELY WANNA KNOW PLEASE!

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There's a new seacats AND a new when they cry

you definitely have to use Voice Acting, they are amazing

MY DICK IS HARD LIKE DIAMONDS
HOLY SHIT

Get the first half from steam or something and just start from episode 1 of the VN. Simple as that.

From the start.

And the new when they cry is getting a simultaneous english release.

Ok thread, i'll come back when i finish umineko! Thanks for the help!

>i'll come back when i finish umineko!
See you in a month

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just be aware that umineko requires you to have emotional intelligence, or else you won't be able to understand it and think it was a waste of time

that's a bold statement when it comes to this series

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Umineko is fucking nonsense for women

you should be able to find the visual novels on the pirate bay or similiar sites

i remember years ago we had to change our system locale to japanese and install Witch Hunt's translation patch, but now it seems to be much easier

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Yeah... magic exists

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youtu.be/ODi6B9ym3cM
There's really not much known about it. R07 said it's a new episode, but for me it looks more like a TIPS-like side story.

Attempted drowning really took a hit on good old Batora.

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>Battler
>Straight dude

Steam, just play it retard

He didn’t know

but there's a new character

Either way it goes is fine by me; I am looking forward to playing the game(s) senpai.

my personal fan theory is that only the first episode of the novel actually happened, it was the only episode with no magic at all, it is purely real mystery

every episode after that becomes more and more magical and fictional, because they have been written and hypothesised by people who took an interest in uncovering the truth of what happened on rokkenjima

every new story gets further from the truth, like chinese whispers

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How do I become chad like George?

That's the trick

Umineko no Naku Koro Ni is shit. It's only good for the memes and the soundtrack.
youtu.be/0J5LF2Udf20
youtu.be/kVP09lhSPm4
youtu.be/Rd5Vt_qct0s?list=PL54DB870D10722767
youtu.be/9m4LbXNcjmU?list=PL54DB870D10722767
youtu.be/UpwgLtnWJgc?list=PL54DB870D10722767

So what is the first game? "Umineko When They Cry - Question Arcs"?

Is there a torrent for this?

What was his fucking problem?

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yes the question arcs is made up of episode 1-4

the creator has said that it's possible to answer the mystery of the game from these original four episodes alone

episodes 5-8 are the answer arcs

by downloading the question arcs it contains episode 1-4

and the answer arcs will contain episode 5-8 of the novel

Thanks bromeo.

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Haven't you finished the story?

yes i finished the story, but i like my theory better

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Anime. Don't listen to anyone else.

Some sins can't be forgiven

Bern say Nipaah!

Battler is fucking stupid. The red truth was right he's an incompetent fuck

Ikuko is Yasu

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Is Saku releasing in english as well, like Ciconia?

no rudes

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That parody is amazing. youtube.com/watch?v=ddJHCUmIC8M

Episode 5 had no magic either, at least not on the chessboard.

Nope the only thing that actually happened was Kyrie and Rudolf killing the others. Every single thing other than that was fanfiction written by autistic tranny stalker or a brain damaged retard.
Your theory would need Eva to survive being staked in the head, unless you are going as far to deny literally everything else that happened.

I don't actually know what happens when you fail this, is it just a game over screen?

>mfw 'Magic or Trick'
Admit it, you hesitated

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Battler and Beatrice rethink the problem and give you some tips.

Is it true than George hid Battler's letter because he was jealous cunt?

no unfortunately, Bern just say something and puts you back

t. goat

the game heavily pushes you toward the Magic ending so not really.

Would have been cool if it was an alternate scenario to trick you into thinking you were right

Don't do this

seriously? I thought about this before too but I dismissed it. George is a fucking cunt

based tag team champs

>tfw i have a terrible sleep schedule and feel like a corpse when it goes live

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Do exactly this
Disregard what the following dimwits say

I picked neither, they were both purple

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I will never ever get over the fact that I fucked myself over with Bern's puzzle.
I thought that Shanon saying
>The death of each parent was confirmed by their own child (direct quote from the wiki)
meant that their deaths were confirmed for real.
Can someone please validate me and say this was a reasonable mistake?

>Umineko Gold kickstarter still hasn't launched

what the fuck was her problem

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>the game heavily pushes you toward the Magic ending so not really.

Gee doesn't that sound fucking familiar.

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The pain

Depending on how it goes, if it gets an adaptation, it looks like it'd be right up ufotable's alley.

Literally nothing. She just fucked up everything in episode 8 because she was a cunt.
She had no rationale behind doing anything

The "heroes" were an insane serial killer and a man who found no issue with making a "chick" Beatrice become the "real" Beato.

Bernkastel is the type of witch who wonders what happens to the frog after you turn him into the prince.

>no murder mystery
it's gonna be shit

This is going to get DEEN'd and you know it.

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(replying to myself)
Actually can someone explain how that statement works if she isn't a culprit?
If purple truth is the same a red truth shouldn't that mean the parents are dead?
If she had said
>each children announced their parents death
it could be interpreted as them not being dead. But it sounds pretty certain the way it is in the game.

just energy drink yourself up

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wrong

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And that's a good thing!

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Sounds like the children only thought their parents were dead

We can at least enjoy the despair in the first episode as everyone dies one by one

>Higurashi was a murder mystery
It wasn't and you know it.

Shannon saying that each parent was confirmed to be dead by their child doesn't actually mean it has to be true, just that they checked the bodies.

So Battler can still lie about the death of his parents

I also want umineko 2 but I will wait to pass judgment

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Why do people always recommend specifically the Steam version when it's available on GoG? Does the Steam version not have DRM? I don't know why anyone would want to read a VN with DRM

But the way its worded is that the 'deaths were confirmed by' not 'the children confirmed the deaths'
I feel like the former is written in a much more factual sounding way than the latter. Or is that just me?

>Does the Steam version not have DRM?
It doesn't have Denuvo if that's what you're asking

it's because we read the novel 8 years ago and now we can't remember where to get it from anymore

She was merely making the story more interesting by playing the villian while Lambda played the hero

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I had similar confusion with the whole narrator thing. At first I thought it meant I could take all narrated deaths as true but then I changed my mind thinking that's dumb and that it probably just means that there's no magic bullshit that doesn't actually happen.

>going this far to make excuses for bern

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I mean if it uses Steam DRM. I don't know why you'd want to have a VN locked behind Steam.

They sound the same to me, I don't know what you mean user. What's different between confirmed by and confirmed the deaths?

Okay I will try to explain but maybe I'm just bad at grammar
The quote from the game is
>The death of each parent was confirmed by their own child...
In this case I see 'the death of the parents' as being something that has happened and was then confirmed by the children- like there are two actions, the death and the confirming. If my retarded explanation is correct it would mean that it is a fact that the parents died.

But if we go with the other way that's not in the game
>each child confirmed the death of their parent
The way I see that is that there is only one single action which confirming the death, meaning that there is a little more wriggle room to say that Battler is lying

I have no idea, but hopefully that made what I'm trying to say clearer.

Because is how normalfags wants to. Every single informed person knows about the other places VN can be bought without DRM but Steam is so deep inside the normalfag's mind that it's the first place they want to buy.

>he fell for Bern's and Lambda's tricks
>trying to apply human morals on immortal beings who need entretainment to survive

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Your boyfriend has nice shoes

Devil's proof.

*there is only one single action which is 'confirming the death'

>I-I was just pretending to be a murderous cunt!
okay fag

I see what you are trying to same but I still think the two are essentially the same.

In the above case you have that the parents have died and their children confirmed it. But the bottom is still the same as confirming the death still means that the parents must have died so it's still two actions.

Regardless of this I think the game itself is imposing that the only the children "confirming" the deaths is the important part

My dick!

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Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

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True.
Maybe my real problem is that I just think that confirming is too strong a word to use. An argument can be that since its red truth, 'confirming' means that its a confirmation. But there's probably some example in the other episodes that proves this wrong.
Either way 'announced that their parents were dead' would have been a lot less ambiguous.

Danganronpa > Umishitko

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Furudo Erikas dick!

I do agree that it's a bit strong of a wording but I think if it wasn't worded that way the initial mystery would be a bit obvious

>only the first episode of the novel actually happened, it was the only episode with no magic at all,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Natsuhi talking alone in Kinzo's study and working up a false sense of confidence to try to fool the family on his alive status and face Eva later
>Genji drinking alone in the study while reminiscing about his old friend
>Krauss calling to a dead man while knocking on the door of the study
>everything related to kinzo in fact
>Golden butterflies everywhere around Kanon

speedreader

>phoneposter
as expected from danganronpa fans

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They are both great

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It all happened, prove it didn't.

got to the end of umineko recently after hearing all the 5 billion complaints about the ending and i have to say, i think i agree more with the author

he's been ladling it on thicc from the start that the point is not about whodunit; it's fucking baffling to me that people were still expecting and clamoring for an ending where they just list off who murdered who and when and with what kitchen implement

i can totally understand ryukishi07 going off his handle when he's spent years making it pretty obvious how it's going to turn out but stupid goats still don't get it. like fuck, it's not particularly difficult or subtle about the themes.

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Why do people dislike the ending?

Because they lack something. Without love, you can't see it.

reminder to keep your family traditions strong

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It's really funny to see how suddenly the ending is now more liked. Because it absolutely wasn't the case before the manga was released
Fucking brainlets, don't try to make it look like you understood by reading the VN only.

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>he's been ladling it on thicc from the start that the point is not about whodunit; it's fucking baffling to me that people were still expecting and clamoring for an ending where they just list off who murdered who and when and with what kitchen implement

Plenty of people might accept that logic, but find the "Why Dunnit" thoroughly unconvincing. There's not a lot of point of discussing it now though, Seakats has become an echo chamber. Most folks unhappy with the story simply moved on, while the fans who remained grew cultlike and homogeneous in their defense of how you're supposed to approach and praise the ending.

What where they supposed to understand?

this is official art

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you're right about the second part, yeah. too late to the party.

Pure umineko kino on the menu lads

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf57WV-2PwaCcxFnxPqVUx0cmOyHkORys

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Jesus christ, the implications that can be implied about Ange's human condition from the confirmation of her having an ass and tits are unlimited
Lewd!

I still can't believe Ronove is fucking dead.

>It's really funny to see how suddenly the ending is now more liked. Because it absolutely wasn't the case before the manga was released

I don't get the argument here. It's not like people have done a 180 on the ending - most of the fanbase moved on after the ending. The Umineko fandom is one tenth of what it used to be, and of course, people who stick with a VN after the fact will praise it.

Umineko was a serialization. Of course there is going to be a difference between those who read it as it comes out, chapter by chapter, and those who read it wholesale.

It's intellectually dishonest to act like people have done a 180 on Umineko because there's people around NOW who praise it.

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I think people are starting to feel nostalgia for umineko and are more forgiving
Plus the manga cleared things up

this wasn't supposed to happen so soon bros

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no love brainlets

L O N D O N

Both of them is shit

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So, why the fuck do battler and ange have red hair again when their mom and dad have white/black hair respectively?

anime

Rudolf got cucked.

Battler's mom had red hair. And then came back from the grave to cuck Kyrie again

why is Battler x Ange so hot?

it's moments like these where I'm glad I understand spanish

Don't question it.

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I dislike Umineko threads on Yea Forums because I fucking love the series but some people have fucking awful opinions and people feel like bringing in fake game wars into threads like the Danganronpa guy.

Incest+Impossible+making edgy girls submissive

>those tits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It was literally one guy and nobody responded seriously.
I like Yea Forums umineko threads but I understand not being able to stomach a Yea Forums thread of a series you really love.

Too far. Go back to Ange.

Please do not lewd Umineko no Naku Koro Ni characters and let’s discuss mystery cases apparent in the novel.

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>let’s discuss mystery cases apparent in the novel.
DUDE
THE
DOOR
WASNT
EVEN
LOCKED
LMAO

>he doesn't believe the rosatrice theory

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Sometimes the most ridiculous solutions are the right ones.

KNOX'S 8TH! It is forbidden for the case to be resolved with clues that are not presented in the STORY

>he believes the rosatrice theory

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>he doesn't believe the Okonogitrice theory

I personally like to believe she was made fun in high school for it and chose to wear tighter clothes to hide them as a result.

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More like the most simple solutions are the right one, except Yasu's retarded suicide in that one episode

I like the idea but the guy abused the fake death pill to explain it way too much.

Higanbana is better.

Was a fake death pill ever used in Umienko?

Which one? EP2 was a homage to And Then There Were None.
Nope.

What?

Nope. The official explanation mostly uses Shkannon's accomplices fooling people into thinking they're dead. Like Hideyoshi hiding Shannon's body from George in Ep 1 or Nanjo giving fake autopsies.

Why are Umineko doujins and porn so bad?

The one where she ties a rope around a gun so when she shoots of herself it falls behind the dresser or something

Why can't japan into mystery? It's always just fucking magic.

>mfw this is a huge hint in 3 different ways

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Yeah that is an homage to the novel Umineko is based off of, the culprit does the exact same thing.

Agatha Christie is a fucking hack then.
Couldn't Yasu come up with a better idea for his fanfiction?

Considering Yasu literally was reading the novel during the story and probably got ideas from the book, then no.

I hate Gohda and Kumasawa's deaths in Episode 4, because them happening means Yasu had to somehow put the keys inside their pockets from the fucking window.

I'm annoyed because that's a complete justification for why its shitty. Goddamn you Ryukishi

I can't believe Ackroyd ever get published, how the fuck new reader would ever know that the narration will lie to them?

This girl masturbates with wooden stakes.

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How did the man from 19 years ago know Natsuhi's favorite season?

From the wiki
>Sayo, who through Battler ordered to lock Gohda and Kumasawa inside the storeroom, goes there and asks them to open the shutter. From their perspective, it was all still a game so they open it. Sayo then kills both of them, hangs their corpses with rope and puts the "storeroom key" tag on another key of the bundle, then leaves and closes the shutter with the actual key. Since only Battler was destined to enter inside after their deaths, he would be unaware of the fact that key wasn't the right one.
It seems Yasu goes through the window.

The novel never states whether the window is big enough for a person to fit through or not. In fact, it'd make more sense to assume it isn't since Hideyoshi had to leave the storehouse unlocked for Shannon in Ep 1.

Because he worked for her all of his life.

Yasu hid 4 different cards with each season in her room
Then Yasu asked Natsuhi for her favorite season, and after she replied Natsuhi got directed to the correct card

Shannon was never in the storehouse though

>Agatha Christie is a fucking hack then
Explain

Lambda used her witch abilities to know you fucking retard

because Natsuhi told him

Ange and Maki a shit

Ludo.

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>after the tea party

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Because you could actually follow what the fuck is going on in Higurashi and it was a comfy horror story in a desolate village. Introducing supernatural element was dumb, tho

"The only person who I told about it was Shannon."
Shannon is the man from 19 years ago.

Because it's a dumb convoluted way to kill yourself that's almost impossible to solve if it was presented the same way as it was in umineko
They never found the gun under the dresser in Umineko right?

What fantasy class would Erika be?

Who would win the smug staredown
Beatrice or Holo from Spice and Wolf?

t. Battler

>"The only person who I told about it was Shannon."
Would R07 really be this blatantly obvious?

Who would find the gun? Rosa rushed everyone out of the room and they didn't get a chance to look.

Umineko Anime doesn't make sense. HIgurashi is actually kino at least the first season

>Would R07 really be this blatantly obvious?

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How can we solve the mystery without all the clues? If there is not a single piece of proof from the perspective of the reader that the gun is in the room, then the people in room were shot by a witch who teleported out.

How else would you shoot yourself without leaving the gun in plain sight?

I only seen the anime. Can someone explain based on the games wtf was going on? Was the magic real or was it all just a trick and Battler was right? And who is the master mind?

Maybe people grew up, re-read it and changed their opinion

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Is there any other mystery in Umineko that requires a leap in logic like this (except the existence of Yasu)?
If the room wasn't fully searched, then there's a whole bunch of bullshit that you could come up with
I'm sure the dresser is mentioned in that scene, but we dont know what it looks like, where it is in the room, whether you can see under it or whether there is space in the back for a gun to fit.

Who was your favourite witch?

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Play the games, the anime just makes things more confusing.

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Sakutarou was a real lion bought by Kinzo who was loose on Rokejima and killed everybody

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>New Umineko episode
>New WTC
>Day 1 English release
>Miotsukushi translation soon
Feels good

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All the games were theories on why the Rokkenjima massacre, because Eva didn't want to tell the truth. If you want to know what Beatrice, Battler and witches truly are, read the vn.

>Day 1 English release
user... trusting in Mangagamer is like trusting gamefreak.
Its not going to happen day 1 even if they said it would.

The mastermind was Ange, literally

>on why the Rokkenjima massacre occurred

Wasn't it Witch Hunt?

Is it really that big a leap? If you know Yasu is the killer and you see he has a big gaping hole in his forehead then it stands to reason he shot himself and the gun is hiding somewhere in the room (because where else could it be).

Can someone explain what game is this? Is this VN? Is this an h-game? And why this chick looks so much like the chick from Euphoria?

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Sometimes I go to /x/ and try to convince them about that Rokkenjima Explosion Incident was a real thing

witches aren't real

Mangagamer is distributing, so all bets are off.

Yeah but the method is the thing I'm saying there's not enough clues to solve.

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Newfag

I'm not a weeb.

It's a weird /d/ visual novel with a bunch cannibalism and gore and shit
In one scene the main character slices up the girl in the OP's cow tits and eats them

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Post more lewd,

So, no porn?

Erika.

Yeah there's some humiliation human furniture femdom shit if you're into that

What a shame.

It's a possibility, but isn't anymore feasible than Battler not writing to Shannon at all. Kyrie could have asked him to write letters to his cousins, or he might have thought that Shannon forgot about him, or that she left Rokkenjima. It all depends on how much you want to believe in the characters.

There isn't any other method to do it. Convuluted, sure, but I don't think it's something you can't figure out.

I think its more feasible than Battler forgetting. George was happy that Battler was gone and knew he was a threat that would jeopardize his relationship with the tranny.

R07 is very redpilled.

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>Chiru anime
>Made by Deen again
>But the official translation is done by DameDame guys
Would you watch it?

>Be me
>Browsing Yea Forums
>Sees this smug ass fucking bitch cunt whore on the front page
>Open thread
>FUCKING SMUG ASS CUNT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT MASTER 5000 GO CLIMB A WALL OF FURRY DICKS YOU COCK GOBBLING FART QUEEN.

test

IM starting to think entire Umineko series is as complicated as Stay/Fate series and i will never know where to start and wont understand even if a finish all games

...

Since the room wasn't searched I can say this. I'm going to assume George was found on the floor.
>Something happens Yasu kills the other in the room except George
>George takes gun from Yasu and kills her
>George lies down on the floor
>put gun under bed while still holding it
>shoots self in head so gun stays under the bed

>Umineko series is as complicated
Read the first VN, then read the second one
>Stay/Fate
Read the first VN, then read the second one
Truly impossible to know where to start

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I would watch a DEEN hentai of Umineko.

He says that it isnt so easy
youtube.com/watch?v=wnVwcUhxt1k

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Does George really know how to fight?

>linking the video of a secondarynigger
>giving him free views
kill yourself

What are some other vns like Umineko made for the smartest intellectuals?

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I like to imagine an AU where Yasu accepted his new role as secret patriarch, but used it to gut the family's fortune and status over several years. Making the siblings kill themselves would be better revenge, and Yasu fits the bill for absurdly overplanned scheming in the shadows. Just killing them all is kind of lame in retrospect.

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*matriarch

VNs only smart people can appreciate?
Danganronpa v3

Picrelated just pretend A'-E' don't exist.

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See

Mousugu natsuyasumi

read a real book

I don't know. Yasu seemed like broken person in the end. She >she was happy to kill people only in fanfiction, not in real world where everything accidentally spiraled out of control.

Me too. But there are some other workarounds. See, Battler feeled very tired after he woke up in EP1. Battler might be under the influence of sleep drugs and he wasn't objective all the morning. Same goes for Erika who drunk alcohol in EP5 and claimed she were monitoring all the night.

If anybody is looking for a good mystery book I'd recommend anything by Keigo Higashino
Devotion of Suspect X is great
Journey Under the Midnight Sun is really good and has a whole bunch of small mysteries you figure out later like with Maria's rose in Umineko

Battler specifically says that George had a stake stabbed on his stomach, but says nothing about a wound on his head.

You may choose only one.

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Okay so would my solution work with Yasu instead or was she sitting down or something?

Erika.

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Eva Beatrice

say it in red "I must choose one"

"Shannon-chan's body was face down over the front of the dresser"

Don't forget we did also have Battler being drunk at the end of Ep 2.

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Alright I concede for now, but maintain that it stands out as more convoluted and stupid than the other mysteries

I remember that tripfag who would role play this bitch. Forgot his name but shit that was literally almost 15 years ago now.

>Bottom left
I literally just wanked 10 minutes ago. GODDAMMIT.

Books are boring and old as fuck
VNs are the future and the choice of real intellectuals

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((((QUALITY)))) content you've got there

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I can't believe Battler just punched a little girl like that
What the fuck was his problem?

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Still better than shit like Twilight and 50 shades of gay which are the most read books nowadays

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You want someone to post the GRRM pasta?

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This is the guy who asked a little girl her permission to grope her in the next ten years.

muv luv is better

Battler was truly a wicked person
He was the real villain of the story

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it isnt, go away goat

How are they even comparable?

Anges tits are so fat, how can she even show herself in public?

Superior Ushiromiya's genes.

GRRM pasta?

How the fuck do people even compare danganronpa/any mystery VN/games with Umineko? How much of a brainlet can you be? Danganronpa story for instance is so dull and obvious that even a goat like you could foresee it. Danganronpa is easily forgettable while Umineko will go down in history as the best mystery game ever, and I dare say it will even go down as Literature in the future. Fuck you goats

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I like to imagine an AU where I bully and tease Yasus useless boyish body for all eternity

When will Duwang code a new anime release?