>My kid is a huge fan of Oblivion videogame and his dream is to play not like a usual character but as a goblin who would sit in a cave and roast rats.
>So I couldn't resist and made him rats :).
Do you have a mom like that?
>My kid is a huge fan of Oblivion videogame and his dream is to play not like a usual character but as a goblin who would sit in a cave and roast rats.
>So I couldn't resist and made him rats :).
Do you have a mom like that?
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Хaхa, клaccикa
Этo ж я пиндocoв c нacтoящeй зaбoтoй пoзнaкoмил.
Radiation really fucks countries up huh? Russians are up there with Nips in weird shit they do
Gamer Fuel thread?
Sure we do. Oбъявляю нить кapaтeльнoй кyлинapии.
Communism held that place together, now no one has a purpose or reason to live and go insane drinking vodka.
Nobody is so retarded that he thinks that these are real rats right?
>mom's care is considered weird in America
тyт пoдoйдeт тoлькo aнглийcкoe soul-shattering
>Baked him some rat shaped food
>Weird
Huh, she should have gotten him a triple cheese burger with extra fries from Arby's
My friend's mom threw her a Kingdom Hearts party when she was a kid, making different parts of their house represent the different worlds from the game
Communism held the earth together, and now men are weak because they've forgotten this ideal. Slavics are rising up though, we will endure
Taste this.
>radiation
>russians
Well now you know from whom your friend got the autism.
Explain this then.
>loving your child is autism
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What is this? Baked with cheese and some veggies? Would eat.
>left hand mouse
why?
even I'm left handed and I still use it normally
except when jacking off
Only slavs will understand, and only slavs will be baffled.
УMA ДEЛИЦИЯ
Communists are not human beings.
no room for mouse on right
>shittalians put fish on pizza
>a-ok
>russians put pizza on fish
>wtf radiation did this
???
this is why u don't let your kids play todd's garbage they will begin to eat shit too
>Implying the mom wasn't way into that shit herself decorating the house in Disney themes
BUT MOTHER I AM OFS WANTING TO BECOME CAVE GOBLIN ROASTING RATS
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>a mother bieng into organizing her kid’s birthday party is autism
This is what happens when you let niggers mix with normal people.
I miss when my mom cooked anything
Sounds cool but wouldn't that just be buying different disney party stuff for each room?
It's "mackerel-pizza." And here you can behold "hot-dog chicken pie with capelin instead of chicken".
Slavic 'cuisine' is hilarious to me, it's so fucking terrible
all I ever see them eat is these abominations that always look like a combination between salad and a trifle
Кинo
Somehow that's exactly how I imagine dirt poor Russians living anyway.
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>cheeseburger
>arby's
>tfw late USSR experimented with using anime artstyle for their cartoons
Just imagine if 1991 never happened and they were allowed to continue
IMAGINE
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>this confuses and frightens the westerner
> And this confuses and frightens even Russians.
looks good to me
Based ruskies
And people seriously think brits have shit food. This stuff looks horrifying.
wtf I'd eat this
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Looks like something straight out of a horror game desu
the problem with brit “food” isn’t the look, it’s the taste
sliced up loaf food is very aesthetic
I have a Russian friend and he made those weird legumes once, the ones on the picture.
It was so bad. So dry, coarse and tasteless. I understand eating them if you have nothing else to eat and I'm sure they are very nutritious, but eating them in current year when you can just go to the supermarket and buy rice, lentils, beans, peas, or whatever is absurd. What an awful, displeasant food.
Because you do. If you've actually tasted anything in this thread you'd know it tastes better than any english cold bread shit or american piles of grease
>mario and luigi
>rat shaped
Nigger, that's actual fucking rat.