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Is it just me or is time moving slower each day?
The fuck are you doing back there, Tropy?
Can't wait to have a excuse to stop playing shit Smash online
Why was Crash Team Racing called Team Racing when you only play as one character in the adventure mode and in Crash Nitro Kart you play as either Team Bandicoot or Team Cortex?
They should be named the other way around.
I wish Megumi wasn't handling.
...
tik tok plumber boy
Will I like this if I like cart racers but have never played a crash game
The Yea Forums hype seems immense
inb4 sonic poster
Turbo stomping other players is in?
I haven't seen anyone do it so far in any of the gameplay videos.
probably yes
Crash Team Racing is one of the best cart racers out there purely on the strength of its mechanics. Obviously the game contains plenty of fan service for fans of the Crash series but if you're approaching this only in terms of the gameplay then I don't think you'll be disappointed.
yeah I saw it in a recently gameplay vid when someone got the turbo pickup, wish I remembered which gameplay vid it was
really wish that guy would find a new hobby, makes the rest of them look terrible.
>only 6 days left
>unemployed
>Haven't pre-ordered the game or have the money to buy it later
Have fun boys
Does Amazon (Switch) have the preorder bonus? I can't see it written on the page.
posting best grill
I want to get pegged by Coco.
nah mate, next week will fly by
>monday and tuesday: only working 4 hours each day
>wednesday: new tattoo, taking day off
>thursday: holiday in my country
>friday: hitting gym and then picking up ctr
cant wait
How do you even afford food?
Making you furry tossers wait!
can bandicoots swim?
I wish she'd have a futa dick to fuck me with. Pegging is only an approximation for this.
>tfw you will never get gang raped by coco and the girls
Same, actually. But I wasn't sure if her having one would make sense, I do want her to cum inside of me though.
I scrounge through trash cans like a raccoon
it's come full circle
Here's some fun pre-launch polls if you're bored. Results so far are pretty neat.
FAVORITE TRACK POLL:
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TRACK PLAYABILITY POLL:
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BEST GIRL POLL:
strawpoll.me
FEEL SMUG/BTFO ON LAUNCH CAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MTX POLL:
strawpoll.me
>Master of time
>Oxide's ghosts are still faster
Either Tropy needs a tune up or Oxide is just that much of a cheating bitch.
no
I didn't ask for that feel
>ywn run for your life from 5 horny Bandicoots programmed to be unreasonably attracted to humans by Brio's design
Man I am gonna be so bad at this game.
Crash Team Racing? More like Crash Shit Racing. The game already looks outdated and it hasn't even come out yet. Meanwhile Modern Warfare looks incredibly advanced.
Can I get raped by 5 horny Cocos instead?
who made this and when? I was banned the past few days so I havent been lurking
>tfw to intelligent to play CTR
Red pill or blue pill me on the $70 nitros oxide edition
tfw living in 3rd world country and the gameshop retards leak games early
one of the postives bros
mario-grant
I think just has to do with aku and uka's "team"
3 unique skins with special animations and supporting beenox. Basically that's, I'm shilling for it because God damn did beenox follow through on this one
Sounds good. I really liked Sonic Transformed because of its mechanics - I went through the entire campaign and some of it on the hardest difficulty before I figured out how stacking boosts worked, for instance.
Probably will buy. I’m just hesitant with judgment and mario Maker 2 coming out within a week of it lol
What is it with remakes messing up skyboxes?
Which girl has the biggest cock?
youtu.be
TINY GET SQUASHED BY PUNY KART
dropped 74.99 the other day, apparently I'm getting a hula crash bobblehead
he's gonna live on my pc tower
none of them faggot
go LARP somewhere else
He's back
What mechanics make it strong?
> 5 horny Bandicoots programmed to be unreasonably attracted to humans
>LARP
Shitty meme.
Are there any preorder bonuses for either the standard or oxide? or just stuff I can't get otherwise
also what are dlcs and how are they priced
Middle of June slowed to a fucking crawl once the GP and post launch content was announced.
ABOUT TIME DUDE
The boost system is just batshit insane and makes it essentially the Melee of kart racers
EVERYTHING gives you a boost, yet only skilled players know how to maximize that so the skillgap is enormous
Why is Crash so funny bros?
Well well well
Ami looks kinda jacked
I'm not complaining though
And so he awakens
Cringe team racing
Hey, newbie here. I get the speed meter and the boost meter on the left, but what is that one vertical blue meter representing?
lold irl
he's /ourguy/ along with based Brio
Reserves.
Hangtime meter. How high you jumped and how much boost you get when you land.
Airtime, so how long you've been in the air.
Longer airtime = more boost.
False.
I dont care if I get stomped by these types online, just makes it more motivating to reach that level someday
>welcome to hot topic
t. mr. cuphead
I don't fucking know
The general DLCs aren’t even priced. They can be grabbed in game by progression. So basically your getting a freebie without doing the work
Is there footage of all the girls yet? I've only seen people playing as Tawna and Liz.
You don't need to be online to unlock stuff. That makes no sense. You get wumpa coins from doing basically ANYTHING in the game from time trials, to adventure (any variant of it), to on and offline multiplayer. The coins wouldn't need a connection unless you play online and you're granted more coins for winning an online match. The pit stop is also OFFLINE. Why would you need to be online to collect coins so you can buy things in an offline store? Even IF you, by the strangest reason, need to be online to earn wumpa coins, you can still unlock stuff offline.
When it comes to the grand prix, that's different. They can do it in several ways. Like splatoon's splatevents or they could do it as an update. Both would need some form of internet connection for the game to receive the information. If it's a simple update, you wouldn't need online after the update is finished and the GP wrapper would act accordingly. But I guess they go the "splatoon route" were you're connected to a server that is communicating with the GP wrapper and you unlock stuff that way.
The nuts and bolts are just fine. The basic sense of speed and handling are polished, but ordinary.
The game excels in its boost system. Basically you can get three boosts in the middle of any drift by hitting the button at the moment when the meter is charged enough but not overcharged. You also get boosts for airtime.
Chaining together boosts stacks your speed so you can go crazy fast if you know where and when to get your boosts. There's a great skill progression both in terms of pure mechanics but also track mastery.
What's also tricky about boosting from a jump is that you want to jump early from ramps to minimize uphill time, as that is slowing you down.
Most speedruns often do the best racing lines and tech, but 8 player w/ items will screw this over.
The trick to making time pass quickly is to have responsibilities and then do nothing about them.
There's footage of Isabella in Tiny Arena somewhere
>SOUL
>Also SOUL
>He hasn't witnessed the uncontrolled cuteness of Isabella
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Thank ye thank ye.
Good to know, but it will probably be a bit of practice before I can utilize it.
the pre order skins are the electron skins
the oxide edition gives you additional skins for crash, coco, cortex, crunsh and oxide
t b h, get the oxide edition if you want to support Beenox
There is proof that you need internet to get wumpa coins. I'm too lazy to look it up for you though. I think it happened in the gamespot stream with the girl at the end of coco park.
That pretty much invalidates your entire post and any conjecture.
I saw the Hot Air Skyway footage and I love it. The Casino theme added soul to it.
GodDAMN I want to lick Liz's bandicoot pussy and cum inside her. How do I deal with this feeling bros?
I dunno, jack off I guess.
>be a bit of practice before I can utilize it.
Just jump when you're on a ramp, you don't need to pay attention to it at all. It's just there if you maybe want to test stuff for min-maxing routes.
>The general DLCs aren’t even priced. They can be grabbed in game by progression.
that's cool
>the pre order skins are the electron skins
what are they? can I get any of them later if I miss the preorder
>the oxide edition gives you additional skins for crash, coco
same here, are they obtainable by other means than getting the full priced release
its not all bad
at the highest level of competitive play handling is arguable better on some tracks since your boosts will give you the speed you need lol
Hangtime boosts are pretty straightforward. You just hop right at the apex before a jump.
pls hurt me
The only thing I don't like is there are no bikes with tight leathers for the women.
This. I always thought it was a weird fit for Pinstripe originally so the new version actually makes more sense.
Yes
wank?
Only thing preorder exclusive you have to worry about dlc wise is the 3 electro skins from both versions of game preorder. Oxide edition just gives dlc from main gameplay and gives 3 physical pins and a bobble head crash
I cant wait for the furrys to create rule34 of this bitch
Yet.
This is NOT allowed to happen in modern videogames, how the fuck did Beenox get away with it?
how HAYAI is this game?
so if I preorder the standard ed I can get the rest later, is that right? while if I get even the oxide edition after preorder I miss the electro stuff, what does it look like?
pic related are the electron skins, pre order bonus
i dont know if they make them available after launch, but since its a pre order bonus, i wouldnt count on it, same with the oxide edition stuff
maybe youll find someone just selling the code on ebay for 10 bucks
Its not purely a fanservice game
one of the reasons CTR has managed to stay so relevant all these years later, enough to get a remake like this, is because it had some of the best controls and mechanics in the genre that for some reason were never really replicated elsewhere so no other franchise ate CTRs lunch so to speak
even mario cart plays quite differently, mario used to have the upperhand in other ways were as it was only just really on par with CTRs mechanics, but with this remake that's no longer the case as it has about as much content as any other mario game too
its a definite contender for cart racing game and if you like cart racers you'll like this still fresh take
you may not find it as familiar as a mario game because of your lack of crash knowledge but it should still be fun
I know exactly what you're talking about and no, it doesn't. Like I said even IF you need to be online to unlock coins you can still spend them OFFLINE. But needing online to collect them makes no sense in the first place as it would leave out players who don't have internet connected to their console. A coin collecting system doesn't need online at all. It would be like experience points and you don't need online for that. They said you can unlock things by just PLAYING THE GAME. Why would a central part of unlocking things need online when the majority of the game can be played OFFLINE?
It's the fucking ear piercings. I never even liked Liz the most before, but there's just the little things that show she has hidden insecurities the other girls don't have.
fuck I'm still considering oxide edition even though I'm broke
what's that retro stuff that's mentioned in it?
Who are all these cuties? Are they all bandicoots as well? Can Crash mate with them?
>tfw to intelligent
More like too retarded
they wont, wait for the release, trannies will rebel and low test betas will aid them
gracias doctora
get better acquainted with your surroundings
Poly rendered crash, coco and cortex PS1 design
Those alt costumes and models are hideous.
Cute!
It makes Sonic look slow
You're late by two decades, Yugi
>But needing online to collect them makes no sense
Nigga it's Activision.
You can get everything in game for free yes but they never said how long it'll take and it could be 1000+ hours of game time.
In which case Activision will happily sell you wumpa coins and if they're selling them you can be damn sure they'll make sure you can't cheat to get more.
it's not worth it but I want it so much
Is there a name for this body type?
Also, literally how can 3d pigs even begin to compare?
>But needing online to collect them makes no sense in the first place as it would leave out players who don't have internet connected to their console
THERE IS PROOF THAT YOU CANT AND YOU EVEN ADMITTED IT.
I don't care about any of the other things you said, nor did I ever make any claims about whether or not you can spend them offline (neither do I fucking care cause WE DONT FUCKING KNOW YET AND ANY CLAIMS WOULD BE MERE CONJECTURE). How fucking retarded are you?
>tl;dr
WE DONT KNOW, SO STFU WITH THESE RETARDED THEORIES AND CLAIMS
In the original CTR they were trophy girls who presented the victory stand. Now they're playable characters.
>who are all these Cutes?
>are they all Bandicoots
you never played OG CTR have you?
where are my fellow pentaCHADS?
I'm literally NOT a furry, but God damn, that pic.
Esto es el fin Crash!
what the other user said, also a low poly kart
Here you go user
And yesterday
What does that vertical bar above the boost represent in the remake?
>Penta is now a Speed racer
GOTTA SLIDE FAST
Nope, only played the original Crash's demo on my PS1 20 years ago.
Holy fuck yes
Here I thought as a kid 'Penguin Yay 1/2' made him French - can't wait to see his finished voicelines.
Hangtime
iirc the original had it too if you switched to the speedometer HUD
air time
Arent these just ps4 skins, not oxide edition?
>Not maxed stats
Dropped
Yes, they are.
Someone make her BIGGER.
>polar pass wallhop jump is in
>don't even have to wallhop or backtrack for the jump now
youtu.be
I'm really going to have practice all of the shortcuts they didn't patch... damn.
CLAIM YOUR MAINS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
TAWNA
those are PS4-exclusive, user
spotted the americlap
eurochad here btw
Does hangtime do anything?
Make your next boost more effective or something?
How 'bout an EGG?
retard, Penta had maxed stats on PAL and NTSC-J
Honesty kinda cute
Re-reminder
well, the higher you jump, the stronger the boost
You boost when you touch the ground again, more air means more boost.
Megumi-chan
He looks like a flaming homo now.
Yeah, a lot more effective
Actually, it seems like the remake increased the maximum boost you can get from landing
Japanese aren't real people, a maxed Penta played by a real chad has to be PAL
n-no, stop lying
Yes, the higher you jump (and the more you stay in the air), the bigger the boost you get as you land.
Loco for Coco
> did I ever make any claims about whether or not you can spend them offline
I never said you did. And it should go without saying that the things I said was speculation. Otherwise I wouldn't have felt the need to explain my reasoning why.
>WE DONT KNOW
true.
>SO STFU WITH THESE RETARDED THEORIES AND CLAIMS
It's just sound logic, friend.
>In which case Activision will happily sell you wumpa coins and if they're selling them you can be damn sure they'll make sure you can't cheat to get more.
Didn't the devs say they wanted to stay away from MTX? So I don't really see how they would sell it. It could be an awful grind, though, that's true.
Fake Crash duh
>Turbo track not S
lole
this cutie
lol
i hope hes acceleration
BREAK OUT THE BUTTAH AM GONNA MAKE TOAST
>yfw you bought oxide edition on ps4 and forgot these exist
I still wish they went more on how they used to look instead of a 'retro' modern design
Do people here really think they can dominate the track when you know you will be targeted nonstop by orbs and clocks?
MK kids will surely be left behind, but I think any mid-tier CTR player who knows how to mantain a boost longer than 3 times will have a solid chance to get some victories even against the PS1 turboautists.
t. PS1 turboautist
POLAR CLAIMED
The retro stuff is just for the oxide edition
preorder or the regular preorder gets it too?
Never played crash before, should I get N.sane trilogy on PS4, Switch or PC?
more cursed than subway
>It's just sound logic, friend
It's not sound logic if you don't have any fucking proof whatsoever to support any of your claims. That's not how fucking logic works. How the fuck did you manage to agree with the fact that we don't know and then immediately after that claim that you used "sound logic"? I'll say it one more time cause you still don't seem to get it: WE DONT FUCKING KNOW SO JUST STFU ABOUT IT.
All you're doing is spreading misinformation. Don't claim that things are logical when YOU DON'T KNOW.
Also don't put fucking words in my mouth with those last 2 sentences.
you think oxide's shortcut works
Nina is all mine
PC, or Switch if you like the idea of playing it handheld. Do not play CTR handheld btw.
I hope CTR tokens locations are changed from the original.
prob has larger breasts
Why does it look so ugly though, where are the colours?
Nigga just think about it. If you take care of shit this week you will have more time to play ctr on friday
penguin_yay_full_hd_remastered
Can we please not fight about how online is gonna be handled like the other morning. Don't need that again.
SIX
FUCKING
DAYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOHREPOIGFVHDRSEOIUGHIO
If you like super Mario platform jumping and super difficult challenges then I highly recommend it
retro stuff is playstation exclusive
doesnt matter what edition
This game is the pinnacle of kart games dude, just get it. The cool characters are just the cherry on top
too slow, he's my man_ now
WHERE IS HE
IS HE IN
who's next??
>obj_motherfucker
I FUCKING HOPE
Cute kitty
Where will you play this game? I might buy the switch and ps4 version
PS4 or PC if you have a controller
Brio, and if Nina isn't with him then the most sensible choice would be obj_motherfucker
>ps4
who cares
>switch
portable but looks like shit
>pc
60fps
Based cutebro
Probably not as a main, but I'm definitely going to use her. Her character is just so fucking tragic.
>retconned multiple times
>23 years completely locked away because of soccer moms
>two breast reductions
>hated for an offshoot manga made during Crash 2 where she cheated on Crash
>we never even get to hear her speak, what SHE thinks and feels
That changes now
If you want casual solo fun then switch is the way to go. PS4 for online play for broken gameplay
Switchfag here, this would be the first time playing online. Any advice on how to setup everything to lag as little as possible? My connection is 50mbps on wifi and 100mbps cabled btw
I read in Smash threads that shitty connections make the game unbearable for all the players. I HATE lag, especially in racing games.
Its the hangtime that calculates what sort of boost you get once you land.
There is reserver counter but its hidden atleast in the original ctr.
>100mbps
Might as well not buying the game
Any third party game on switch will doom to fail online
>noone posted Ripper Roo
what the fuck
Under 100 on the meter = not worth using jump. You are better off using powerslide boosts since at the last tenth when you use powerslide turbo, it builds reserves. Uner 100 on hangtime meter doesnt so you lose sacred flame and get fucked on competite level.
That trophy is mine
In the background.
They added a reserve counter later?
He's suggesting it might have been added in NF but we don't know. Would be a real neat addition.
>I'm sick of giving out trophies
Unless the remake is a sequel it makes no sense
Gadget and Coco are not furry
Yeah it'd be real nice to have an extra bar that fills up the more reserves you get and drains as they are used. It'd be a much better way to monitor how good you're doing.
he a good boy
You need like 3mbps to play online
There was a time... long ago, when the world was dark, and unformed, that beasts beyond the scope of human evil slid across the vast and unfathomable void known as chaos.
Some say they still lurk, in forgotten places, in mouldered corners, unseen and waiting.
Its just hidden, its in game but its hidden. Some guys dug it up when they were accused of cheating on time trials CTR community is autistic as fuck in that way.
It was in original, just hidden so that you couldnt see it. It was found with datamining, no idea why it was scrapped since it works like it should afaik
I'm pretty sure Koala Kong will finally get his chance to shine.
I want Coco to look at my dick like that and spit on me.
It was obviously scrapped because it gave away too much information and was a distraction from focusing on the feel of the game instead.
There's already a sound cue in the final game that told you how long your reserves are going to last. A high pitched 'turbo' sound would start to play, indicating your boost is about to run out.
Is this cumming to PC?
Dr. Negro Gin.
Switch or PS4?
I want to be where most of the playerbase will be
>still haven't preordered
FUUUUCK
ps4. people want those retro skins.
delete this
Anyone got a link to some switch gameplay? I wanna know how cucked us switch owners are
YAY ONE
what the fuck
>Don't claim that things are logical when YOU DON'T KNOW.
I mean, something that's logical doesn't have to be true or the final outcome. Logic would dictate that if you put your hand on a hot stow, you'd burn yourself but that's not always the case. Deduction and knowledge are two different things.
>How the fuck did you manage to agree with the fact that we don't know
>I'll say it one more time cause you still don't seem to get it: WE DONT FUCKING KNOW
You said that I already agreed that we don't know. So what is it that I'm "not getting"? I've already agreed. I'm not contradicting you. We don't know and I've never said I/we do. It's mere speculation and I've admitted as much. I said that needing online (or thinking it's always required) for wumpa coins is stupid and given my reasoning why I think so. That's all it is. It's not misinformation, it's admitted speculation and reasoning. Others can look at it and weigh for or against it. Had I not given a reason as to why I think the way I do, you'd have a point.
You seem needlessly angry. The last two sentences came from and I only forgot to click the numbers to had him to the response post. It was meant for him, not you. Calm yourself.
tl;dr chill.
Have we even seen switch gameplay yet? I'd be worried about butchered graffix and framedrops.
both will probably have healthy playerbases, but PS4 will likely have more longevity thanks to it being Crash's ""home"" platform, exclusive extras, & a lack of competition from mariokart making it the de facto kart racer for PS4
That manga is not canon. I wish people realized that.
I'm triggered that Baby T was confirmed before Brio right now about now
He's my favorite 'evil' character desu
>But I only play as 'good' characters, as a general rule
Liz is my squeeze.
>tfw starting at next Wednesday I will be a NEET for at least six weeks
Truly a gift from gods, it's like it was meant to be. At least a month full of nothing but uninterrupted CTR.
Yeah, one year later.
not gameplay but images from the switch version compared to Ps4
youtube.com
>6 days
>still no switch gameplay
This shit will be 20fps 540p even on dock right?
Even though we only see a matter of seconds of it, it looks like the title screen is animated.
Try harder sonic
Hi Coco!
*laughs maniacally*
Hey Coco!
>get PS4
>get bored of it pretty quickly
>buy Nsane trilogy
>kinda run through it not even feeling the nostalgia though I played literally every crash game except handhelds
>gaming probably isn't for me anymore and I feel forced to play
I am hyped as fuck for this game and I hope this will break the curse
I saw it in I think maybe a Thunderstruck clip from E3? They were playing as one of the trophy girls (or Tawna maybe) and turbo stomped Cortex.
I've always loved how much of an absolute madman he is
Oooops, looks like you'll have to wait an extra hour.
Does she have fangs?
NOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SHIT!!!
PLEASE bring back the stupid faces when getting hit by the letters, it was the best part.
I hope switchfags have their DS4 adapters ready, this game is soulless without the dualshock feel
I'm glad they changed their victory pose from Warped iddle animation to actually something with movement.
what a great picture
She's so rejected, I feel really bad for her
I want to comfort her and tell her she's lovely the way she is
Oof this has me worried. If the performance is bad then I'm not going to grab the switch version. The visual downgrades are bad enough looks like.
I really don't want to buy a new console for this, hope it finds its way onto pc eventually.
yes look closely
>something that's logical doesn't have to be true
What?
>We don't know and I've never said I/we do
Here are some quotes from your posts:
>You don't need to be online to unlock stuff
>get coins from offline multiplayer
>The pit stop is also OFFLINE
>you can still unlock stuff offline
>you can still spend them OFFLINE
All of these points are things that no one knows about, so neither should you state them as if they were facts cause "it seems logical to you". You don't know, so you just need to stfu about them. Again, the reason why I'm fucking angry, is cause you're spreading misinformation which is absolute cancer.
>It's not misinformation, it's admitted speculation and reasoning
You never state anything from a standpoint of opinion. Never do you state anything like "I think", "probably", "maybe", "hopefully", "should", "could". You simply state "you can still spend them OFFLINE", which you have no proof for, so you shouldn't state that. It is, the very definition of misinformation.
Faggot.
Because the Switch is shit
Enough. There is only one Coco! There are NO Cocos past this point.
GEM CUP LEAKS FUCKING WHEN???
I don't care about how it looks; it's an improvement from the 1999 graphics regardless. What really only matters is the performance and how the game plays.
Eh, I'm the only one that mains crash anyway
More like Suicide Squad.
She's a qt3.14, she really doesn't deserve the hate she gets.
Where did you get that screenshot exactly
lighting in his ears looks better
t. Tawna
>you will never cuddle with Tawna and stroke her luscious hair
If the fur texture on the Switch was not so "caked on" looking and it was more of a solid color orange it might look better than the "HD" fur fluff they insisted on giving him since N.Sane trilogy.
I just think the realistic fur effect looks bad in general, I turned it off on pc and it unironically makes him look way better.
what are you upset about ?
looks like mario kart 8 textures
I don't know if you're blind, but MK8 looks very crisp for a Switch title. This does not look as good as MK8.
Frankly, I don't care though because it'll play better as long as there are no frame drops.
Has he updated this yet?
Best boi
>Frankly, I don't care though because it'll play better as long as there are no frame drops.
This. I don't give a single FUCK about it looking less crispy, as long as the game plays as it's intended to, like on other devices.
Pinstripe
Oh. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase it then. I don't think we need to be online to unlock stuff because of reasons I've already given. The devs have said you get coins from doing basically anything in the game, so we could assume that includes offline multiplayer. It has already been stated that you get them from adventure mode so I guess that makes sense. They haven't mentioned in any interview that the pit stop is online, so I think it's safe to assume it's offline, or someone would've mentioned "online pit stop" by know. I think it's safe to assume that if the pit stop is offline you wouldn't need online to unlock stuff from it, thus you could probably maybe spend you wumpa coins even when offline. At least hopefully that's the case.
>What?
I gave an example of just such a scenario but that's neither here nor there.
>spends half of the video damage controlling and saying how much he loves his switch and this is ONLY a comparison!!!
jesus christ, is this how you have to treat nintendo fans?
this is fucking freaky.
Egg mains rise up.
I don't know but there's another one
Will he have this as a skin?
here, fixed for you
I wish he was real
he'd literally kill you if you got too close
Cute! CUTE!!!
I want to ejaculate infinite amount of cum inside her.
You go to the gym once a week?
Tawna.
That's why you gotta surprise him with some TNT, pin him down when he isn't looking, and caress his soft, blue fur.
>midriff
>not cumming on her stomach
are you gay by any chance ?
her fucking ass and waist hnnnng
no, but my company is closed on friday too because of thursday
so ill hit the gym right in the morning, so i can play all day
PFFFT OHNONONONO
Most certainly going to get in:
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Brio
>Emperor Velo
50/50 chance of getting in:
>Pasadena
>Lab Assistant
>Nina
Most certainly not getting in:
>Rilla Roo
>Yaya Panda
>Anyone else not mentioned
anyone have the mini series of coco poses? It was done in pencil and its really well done
best of luck
So, with the PC release not even confirmed how will the Grand Prixes be? Will PC be forever behind or will they repeat prixes for the consoles or something so PC can catch up?
Will there even be a PC release? I'm scared.
That double chin is adorable.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>still no trophy girl version
I dunno, future GP seasons mean all of them have a good shot at getting in.
Deja Vu
Why do you sound like a jawlet with a pube beard? Maybe it's the tattoos giving me that red flag.
CTTR characters were already soft confirmed though
I claim hyperactive sharkboy
...yikes...
TIME
FLIES
They’re basically just ordinary content releases but for the first few weeks of going live you can only get them via the Grand Prix. After a Grand Prix ends, all it’s content is added to the Pit Stop to be bought with Wumpa Coins. So the PC version will either rerun the GP challenges or they’ll just have everything in the Pit Stop from the beginning. There’s no missable content, GPs basically just let you access exclusive characters and shit before they go into the Pit Stop if you can complete the challenges.
this seems important
Bastard
i dont know user, is it beyond your comprehension that people exist who go to the gym, have tattoos and love Crash ?
also, i got my mothers wide jaw and im hairy like a siberian tiger
JESUS CHRIST
Delet
Putting the Chad in Chad Bandicoot kek
You magnificent asshat.
Please for the love of god can ANYONE besides that one coco player from the gamestop demo play this right?!
I kinda wish there's a low poly version of tracks on PS4. No grass, no extra details everywhere, no soft shadows.
There’s a single guy from GameSpot who played as Pinstripe in Tiger Temple who was pretty good. He knew how to activate the shortcut in that track so he’s clearly played the original enough to remember all that shit as well as being good at drift boosting.
>What?
It's logical to assume that if you get struck by lightning, you die, yet there are several people who have survived it. It would be logical to assume that if you shot yourself in the head, you'd die instantly, but multiple people have survived it. A broken limb would logically hurt like hell, but some people walk around with broken limbs without even realizing they are broken. I could go on but the point is, logic doesn't dictate truth; it's merely part of a weight scale. It can weigh in favor something being logical or illogical, and even if it's heavily in favor of either, the truth can still contradict it. Logic is not synonymous with truth.
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other than those two, not really.
Happy trails pal!
It's just a redflag. The biggest reason why people get tattoos is to compensate a problem with height, face, intelligence, or a combination of those.
That's how I see it.
He's not even that good, that's pretty much how anyone who played the original game would play.
>Crash trilogy is still in the UK charts after 2 years
>So is the Spyro trilogy from last year
Will scotformers ever flop here?
>Oh no, the obvious graphics and lighting downgrade that don't affect the game happened, how will they recover
Be glad its not MK11 or FIFA19 levels of downgrade. Its the same exact game but with mario kart graphics.
Muscular Papu
>Portable console graphics look shittier than on a bigass loud hot box you have to sit at your couch to use
Huh wow
I'm not entirely sure about other countries, but it felt like PS1 was pretty much responsible for changing games from a niche to a widely accepted hobby in the UK.
It also feels like the N64 was far less common a part of that generation of kids growing up than it was in America, which could also explain why Crash and Spyro are so adored over here.
I could be wrong though.
>that fatass face
Only buy it if you care enough about the franchise. The extra stuff isn't really worth it
ps4 online can go fuck itself. PC is the way to go.
The PS4 is basically a mid range laptop from 2010, it's a terrible console all around that only stayed relevant because every other consoles managed to be much worse.
I really like this concept. Aren't they supposed to be Polynesian though? Make them a tone lighter and give them thinner eyes and theyed be pretty perfect
intelligence for sure, dont know about the other two things tho
in my case...i dont now, i just wanted a tattoo
EVERYBODY IS GOING IN
Isabella
I can't speak for the UK or PS1, but pretty much every person I knew growing up in Ireland who had a console owned a PS2 and nothing else. The only Nintendo console anyone own or cared about was the DS
I knew tons of people who loved Pokemon and N64 back then. PS1 was definitely more popular everywhere in the world, though. I'm not sure if Sega was really more popular than Nintendo before that.
the artist has more if you reverse search
>kart racing kino coming in 6 days
>forgetting that I have to save up for Anime Expo
We will reunite one day, my love.
The game takes place somewhere near Australia/Papua New Guinea i'm pretty sure.
W O A H
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>virginal weeaboo expo
>chad crash experience
you know what to do.
Why does Coco have a human fetish?
I only knew a few people with a N64, and I think they all also had a PS1. Nintendo was never that big here outside of the handheld monopoly.
That said nowadays I'm mainly Nintendo, having a PC (and patience) makes everything else a bit unnecessary.
The inhabitants are pretty specifically pacific islander, aku-akus names even comes from a Polynesian restaurant. They even took inspiration for his design from one of the tiki statues outside
I honestly like the Switch version better because I hate all that post processing shit and realistic fur and stuff. I feel like there's too much shit going on in the PS4 version
this
B U I L T
Understandable, have a nice day
yeah I too hate graphics, detail and frames, everything should be untextured lowpoly just like the n64 days
Europe was Sega mega drive central.
Except the switch version is none of that
*PS1
>want to play it so badly
>have money for it
>have time for it for now
>but i don't have a xbone, ps4 or switch
>i'm not stupid enough to buy one and enjoy it because i'm short on money to buy a console
I should had been a consolefag and brought one years before.
I sure love all those extra details
I'm not one to usually throw around useless buzzwords like seethe and dilate, but seriously,
Cope.
>not just buying CTR for the PS1 and playing it on your CRT tv for the best graphics
Switch has way too much detail compared to the old version.
>le epic le leddit spacing
That's going to be a no from me dawg
PS1 had lots of relatively high def textures thanks to CDs and being able to swap out them while the game is playing for particularly huge games like FF7, the N64 cartridges only had about 32mb storage so they had to reuse textures a lot and such.
There was also a lot of cope and damage control from Nintendo during that era.
Do you consolewarriors mind? We're having a Crash thread here.
>during that era
It never stopped
>comicbook movie full body suits for girls in a racing game now
Fucking yuck
wait a minute fuck
i thought this was on steam?
will i have to use fucking psplus for multiplayer holy shit
Just wait another year :^)
That photo session must have been really fucking great, cause she was able to buy a mansion with the earnigs.
Coco should not say the word onii-chan.
well its gonna be in 30fps no matter what so
>I'm literally NOT a furry
>but
t-the human eye can't even see more than 3ds graphics!
the absolute state of you
>Tawna
>Crush
>all 4 trophy girls
>are all in the same game.
I can't wait for the fan CTRNF is going to spawn.
I need to choose between getting a Switch or a PS4 for CTR. I don't care about graphics but which one is better for multiplayer?
It's a spinoff, continuity doesn't exactly matter anymore.
Also it could have been that she was a trophy girl before oxide showed up and she and the others decided to get into the driver's seat when he issued his challenge.
They'll need to change her epilogue though since it doesn't make sense anymore. I hope they didn't axe epilogues, they exuded soul
Well Yea Forums is split 50/50 on Switch and PS4 so either works if you wanna play in Yea Forums lobbies.
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What, did you think she was older than Crash?
Miss Coco a best!
Are clocks still in, even for online? That shit's broken as fuck
>6 days left
still no sign of direct feed switch gameplay
uhhhhhh bros............?
not surprising
>Switch winning
S-Sonybros...?
I'm going to miss her old indifferent podium animations of her casually standing on the podium and rampant clackety-clack on her laptop.
Same with N.Gin's fuming mad losing animation.
They also made Tiny cry instead of angrily shaking his head and roaring.
Voted for PS4 but these results surprised me. Admittedly I'd be sketched if I owned a Switch and didn't see much multiplayer in action
>getting a console for just one game
CTR is great, but I wouldn't buy a new console just to play it mate.
If you're really set on it though, think about what other games you could get as well, don't be dumb. If you have a gaming pc, I'd advise a switch (since many ps4 games overlap with PC and switch has the plus of portability and ninty exclusives). If not, get the ps4.
>intelligence for sure
Mate, I'm feeling second hand embarrassment here. Don't say shit like that, come on.
SPEED
>Yaya, Pasadena, Amberly
who?
I want to worship his soft feet
finally he delivers
A mobile only racer, a racer from Tag Team Racing and a boss from Twinsanity.
>show up at the expo as crash and remind the japs that they absolutely LOVE CRASH BANDICOO~
Claiming before he releases
I beat up and claim Coco for my own.
N. Oxide
LOLing at ur baby planet full of marsupials
stupid people, stupid decisions
why else would someone get the name of their bf/gf tattooed or a fucking tribal
Claiming Pasadena
>the vault horse bit
I was expecting a slapstick gag and it still got me good
>mfw not overhyping a furry go-kart game
>mfw time flies by and I'm already perfectly happy with track count/roster
Sucks that you lot aren't very good at being calm otherwise the wait would feel half as long. I'm honestly excited for the shitpost threads after release when people who expected this to be a world changing event, realize it's just a videogame then get butthurt.
Those pesky earth slugs think they can race...
So why did you assume he was a jawlet instead of a short person or a dumb person?
no need to be that way, man
go away Sonicfag.
I guess I'll go for the Switch since I already own a pc. Thanks for your answer, I'll think about it
im telling myself everyday, that i will main N. Trance
but deep down i know that im going to main Coco with pic related skin
No one thinks this is world changing and there's nothing wrong with being hyped to get out fucking skilled online by autists who've been honing their skills for 20 years.
Vertical facial growth is common as fuck. Practically everybody is a mouthbreather and gets a malocclusion these days
There's probably an invisible wall there now.
>that dingodile skin
I picked up extra shifts to help pass the time
You savages will learn fear, just as millions have before you!
>I'm honestly excited for the shitpost
The absolute state of Yea Forums
link to video
>just googled malocclusion, expecting one or two weird teeth positions
>wtf is this shit
N.Gin
>that Dingodile
Based and OutbackPilled
You could have just said you no longer enjoy video games
The jeep looks nice but can we change the gay colors?
They're not THAT bad but yeah they could use some work. Might just be the lighting too
I'm pretty excited for skins, it feels like there's loads of them
I wish the Crash Dance in the Nsanity trilogy and the new CTR wasn't so poorly paced. It's too fast, and it never pauses. So it has lots A LOT of its charm, and just looks weird. I also hate that he makes a weird sound when he turns around in the trophy animation, I really wish they would have stuck with his original VA.
probably
-YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME!!
-WHOA
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user, that colorset is obviously 1 of the dozens of paintjobs you can apply to ALL karts. They just picked this colorset to match the miami vice theme on the karts they were going for with this particular promo shot.
Dibs on manlet Velo
So Coco also got a summer skin, o0r what is she wearing?
a summer themed sunhat and her hairstyle changed to accommodate the hat
Basically, if your lower teeth and upper teeth don't touch together your face will grow downwards instead of forwards. In 99% of cases this is what makes people ugly, not genetics
Only reason I'm getting the Switch version is because I don't have a PS4 or Xbone and if I were to get any version, it'd be the PS4 version, but I'm not spending over 200 dollars on a CTR machine/bluray player.
>Crunch has a Legendary Motorsport Skin during the Waifu Grand Prix
so who'll get new skins during Back in Time and Spyro Grand Prix?
I can honestly see Dingodile get a Dragon Skin in Spyro's
Cope.
That's what I'm doing by buying the Switch version, you buzzword spewing dumbass.
how do I git gud at the game
play coco/ngin/accelchads
acceptance is the first step
I don't think they would remove an intended shortcut.
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Just boost as much as humanly possible with the full red bar
I fucked up
I think you're a few pages back, user
these need to be skins
It's not a matter of coping, I have a PS4. I just like how the Switch version looks more so I'm getting that one.
I hate to bring my extensive study of bondage into this, but
>Already wearing a straitjacket
>All he needs to remove any further threat is some soft boots for the claws and a muzzle for his tertch and prehensile tongue
>Straitjacket prevents him from taking those things off and vice-versa
Ta-da, now you can cuddle him all you want.
Hell, a non-lethal, fully-gimped Ripper could well be an unlockable costume.
>Xbone that low
Whatever, my internet is garbage anyways.
play with eurobeat
Seems like there will be a bunch of skins put into the Pit Stop, with a few unlockable via the challenges.
I'd expect everyone to get at least one skin per Grand Prix
How did Naughty Dog manage to make something so cute
hot seagul
I heard you can unlock certain characters from the Grand Prix. If I buy the game after the end of the first Grand Prix, do I lose my chance to unlock Tawna? Are there other ways you can unlock Grand Prix stuff?
>havnt been this hyped about a kart racer since diddy kong racing.
>never played a crash kart racer
Ive been binging on gameplay vids and man the amount of love the devs have put in this game is spectacular. wish triple a games put this much love in their products
back when snoy was good
by not given a fuck about SJWs......those where the days....
it's rumored that it would become dlc afterwards
Grand Prix stuff is confirmed to go to the pit stop after the Grand Prix is over, which means you just gotta play to get coins and unlock whatever it is you want.
>wish triple a games put this much love in their products.
You've never played a Borderlands game have you?
og coco has nothing on n. sane coco
>you're not anthony burch
>you're not randy pitchford
feels good man
CTR? More like NTR.
Caveman Crash is a given
Nash Team Racing
>You know the deal, dork. You have to polish my trophy.
oh yeah, I love them dank memes yo
but I just end up swerving all over the fucking place then
3 best girls here
try sewer speedway or a track with a wide berth like coco park and get a good feel for it. Try papu's pyramid to help you figure out the timing.
Man why are the old Crash Commercials so fun?