MYSTERY NIGGAS
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Thomas Jenkins
Eli Reyes
RIP AND TEAR NIGGAS
Adrian Gomez
CUTE NIGGAS
Anthony Gomez
Reimu
Landon Bennett
CRAZY NIGGAS
Jack Hughes
OUT OF TOUCH NIGGAS
Isaac Carter
I want to see the entire Smash mural in ZUN's artstyle.
Josiah Brooks
One thing I love about the last 2 DLC characters is that they are currently completely unspoiled, Joker was a nice surprise but Banjo and Erdrick were discussed to death for 6 fucking months until their reveals. Hopefully no """credible""" leaker comes out and ruins the fun.
Ayden Bell
they will, don't worry
Owen Campbell
Conker and Rash.
Wyatt Watson
DOG NIGGAS
Bentley Wilson
>SWORD NIGGA 1
>SWORD NIGGA 2
Ftfy
Connor Williams
Fuck off burger you already got your character
Brody Cook
I wish they would fucking spoil them already, fuck this "pay 25$ for a mystery box" shit
James Moore
You're getting one more.
Connor Brooks
one of them is lloyd from the tales games other one is most likely a first party
Nolan Bennett
My boi is in, guaranteed, you all heard it here first
Carter Rivera
basically why i wish they weren't added so all the leakfags and rosterfags got btfo and all those months of meme faggotry were pointless
Noah Edwards
CUTE
Ayden Hughes
AXE NIGGAS
Justin Gonzalez
Jewish niggas
Ryan Gomez
You’re right.
It should be Conker, Rash, Fulgore, Mumbo, Grunty, Joanna Dark, and Dixie+Kiddy.
Sebastian Bennett
Daisy - Length: 7.1 inches, Girth and Width: 4.65 inches, Uncircumcised, Pube Stubble, Curved Upwards, Medium Balls
Peach - Length: 5 inches, Girth and Width 3.89 inches, Circumcised, Pubes Shaven into Heart, No Curve, Small Balls
Zelda - Length: 6 inches, Girth and Width: 4.5 inches, Uncircumcised, Trimmed Bush, Curve Upwards, Small Balls
Samus - Length: 8.89 inches, Girth and Width: 8.7 inches, Circumcised, Completely Shaven, Curve to the Right, Large Balls
Wii Fit Trainer - Length: 6.3 inches, Girth and Width: 6.2 inches, Circumcised, Curved Downwards, Medium Balls
Rosalina - Length: 8.9 inches, Girth and Width: 7.89 inches, Uncircumcised, Full Bush, No Curve, Medium Balls
Palutena - Length: 9.1 inches, Girth and Width: 7.25 inches, Uncircumcised, Landing Strip, Curve Downwards, Large Balls
Bayonetta - Length: 9.4 inches, Girth and Width: 7.91 inches, Uncircumcised, Trimmed Bush, Curve to the Left, Medium Balls
Pauline - Length: 6.7 inches, Girth and Width: 5 inches, Circumcised, Trimmed Bush, No Curve, Small Balls
Captain Syrup - Length: 7.5 inches, Girth and Width: 6.82 inches, Uncircumcised, Full Bush, Curve Upwards, Medium Balls
Caleb Robinson
EARTH NIGGAS
Oliver Adams
dude that's so weird wtf XD
Jacob Robinson
If one more Rare/Xbox character makes it in they will legit become the next Fire Emblem/Pokemon
Samuel Lopez
DEPRESSED NIGGAS
Connor Butler
NINJA NIGGAS
Hudson Rogers
Rare isn’t one franchise. It’s an entire company.
But you’re right, we can cut Mumbo out.
Grunty
Dixie + Kiddy duo
Rash
Conker
Fulgore
Joanna Dark
Now we have 2 Banjo characters, 4 DK ones, and 4 new classic IP. Killer Instinct, Battletoads, Perfect Dark, and Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
Kino af.
Ryder Bell
Odd Job
He passively dodges all basic jabs.
Lucas Thompson
no way fag
you got your bone
rosterfags need a wakeup
this is why you shouldn't pander to them
at least no one else is asking this trash so it won't happen
remember you only got banjoke because autistic manchildren spammed and pestered them till they noticed
Angel Anderson
did someone say odd job?
Lincoln Bailey
Never getting in niggas
Angel Cooper
Cope harder Stevecuck.
I actually don’t want anyone else, I’m just doing it to piss you idiots off
Parker Gomez
Anthony Barnes
Daily reminder that...
SANS, YEAH , SANS. IS. NEXT.
IF YOU’RE FEELING KINDA PISSED USE THAT “COPE” GREEN TEXT
HE’S HERE TO DUNK (YEAH)
HE’S HERE TO JOKE (YEAH)
HE’S HERE TO MAKE ALL THE ROSTERFAGS WRITHE AND CHOKE
IF YOU THINK THAT ANYONE ELSE IS IN LINE FOR THIRD
GO STRAIGHT TO >>>/TRASH/ AND SUCK ON ANDY STIX’S TURDS
SANS, HE’S THE BEST AROUND
HE WILL BURY THE DOOM-GUY-FAGS UN-DER-GROUND
YOU WANT SOME THIRD PARTY TRASH WITH NO CONNECTION?
I BET YOU VOTED FOR JEB BUSH IN THE 2016 ELECTION
SANS, YEAH, HE. IS. IN.
HE IS GONNA DUNK ON YOU STUPID FUCKING KIDS
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND ANIME AND DISCORD YOU BETTER CHANGE THAT FRIEND, BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY ON BOARD
SANS, YEAH, HE. IS. NEXT.
NOW GO AHEAD AND SPAM ME WITH THAT “HAVE SEX” GREEN TEXT
PEACE
Grayson Edwards
The two characters left are the new Fire Emblem protag and a Pokemon Shield rep, you're all setting yourselves up for disappointment.
Jayden Anderson
The last characters are Jill and Lloyd, stop fucking saying Reimu weebs
John Sanders
>jap twitter poster got the vr mode and dq hero right and said a female fighting game character is in
>snk was one of the biggest switch supporters since the start
>new game is coming and the chink ceo refused epic exclusivity because he believes the game will sell over 1m copies
Nako is one of them
Josiah Reyes
PLEASE
Mason Peterson
I was just thinking: Imagine the Banjo v Steve shitposting that would occur if Steve got in.
>You can't escape from me, Banjo