Damn, this really put everything back into perspectives.
Damn, this really put everything back into perspectives
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LOL
What
You're only posting this old comic because you saw the artist repost it on Twitter the other day
hold jump
You can get all the rings though. Just go at the right speed for the loop and it's easy
It's funny, I only banged your last night for the very same reason.
so deep
anyone have that shity mario comic where he stops playing and hangs out with some koopas
>OP getting defensive
pretty sad you live by twitter and nothing else op
where's the brooklyn mario comic talking about capitalism
>banged your last night
Huh?
I hate this comic
They get every scream wrong
I don't know why but the idea that Sonic could just open his eyes like in the fourth panel is funny to me
fuck off esl faggot
well the artist can't even get his gender right so what do you expect
nani
>banged your last night
w-what?
Did someone really draw that thinking this was funny ?
>black man removed
woah, so racist
>Suplex even though it's not a selectable command
>Edgar even though he's not present for this fight
lol
He banged your whole last night bro
Whatever you did last night?
He banged it .
>Top looks braindead
>Bottom is ready to kickass
I don't get this comic.
I use pronouns, I just dont use made up ones.
>Not posting the original version first
literally Yujiro Hanma
nothing to do with games but that first panel got me cracking up.
ho ho ho,
this is quite comedic
Is this the Z-Toon guy?
I'll dump my own
What a twist.
Based Luigi
a;rogjt, this is kino
>Check toejam and earl twitter
>Trans rights
>Close toejam and earl twitter
Is this the game for zoomers who pretend to be nostalgic boomers
Does anyone have the comic where this guy is kidnapped by a bug and taken to the center of the world, and then becomes a bug and heads back up to the surface only to find himself in the past?
Its "What if mario was high the whole time" tier of humor
>SHAMONE
I've got another, but I second this request
And yet, so based
This is why I don't go to the gym (besides being a lazy piece of shit). The people who enjoy the gym will be happier with my fat ass out of sight not dripping grease all over their equipment.
damn you just got triggered like how trannies used to get triggered back in the day
Is the smoke coming out of his tractor hexxus?
hehe
The rights to the franchise are owned by some western cucks instead of Sega
>Using Twitter
nvm, I found it.
so did chris actually make this or what cause those roast beef mannerisms are hell of accurate
That makes sense
I regret it. It's tumblr 2.0
this is actually funny though
twitter is pretty cool for me to stay up to date with news for my local area and tiddies of course
Cute Samus
I only use twitter to follow my fellow sfw and nsfw artists
He fucking dies
This was fucking terrible
>side mission : block hope
it had no punchline
Jesus Christ, Mario's a stone cold murderer.
eh
Fin
>banged your last night
Did you fuck the moon user?
Most of these aren't even jokes.
eh... your mom had quite the moon...
Why is Mario such a piece of shit?
Anyone got the M&B comic where the guy edits his character into a Space Marine?
Fuck no, a true /fit/izen wants you to succeed. You can make it
Where are the protected centers?
Artist forgot Armored Core
pff haha
Animal Crossing
Ace Combat
???
Assasins creed.
barretts face gets me everytime
OTHER GAME
The amount of soul in this little comic could rival Shang Tsung.
Love the /fit/ new year comics, they're always gold
So did From
Why does Ike need the visine
Me everytime someone mentions ACfag
I just don't know anymore
>grug mad unga bunga mom joke
stay in school and learn how to communicate
Mario is a giant cunt
it's true
Now I'm remembering that greentext about some user having a moon fetish.
IT'S PAYNE
soon
urgh
us gamers...
This is like someone who heard Pat, or your e-celeb of choice, joking about how he never knows which GoW someone is talking about when they type it as that, except without knowing how to execute that into a joke so they just have a character flatly explain the confusion before illustrating the confusion anyway. Putting the punchline before the delivery??
AC 6 soon! They're working on it!
These nearly ended me. Then I tried to remember the last time I laughed in such a way and I got sad again.
>us, gamers...
Except you can't compare Rap from today to Rap from 40 years ago. Back then you could argue it was for art's sake. To tell a story. You cannot do that in good conscious with the mumble rap of today.
noone gives a shit unless you're obnoxious.
>he only listens to rap on the radio
gotta deep dive into that soundcloud to get the good shit now.
what the hell is this
Sounds like you’re a lil bitch and can’t accept the truth ;)
I don't see him making articles, hashtags, and entire threads about it
mayonegg
But there was a Star Wars kart game.
Why did you have to post this?
i'm just posting old video game comics from LOL threads and from other maymay sites.
It's supposed to be a desert sandwich full of fruit. There's only 2 fucking slices of orange in that cream.
>orange
Intetesting, any more?
>It's oranges and not mutated egg yolk
Well that's nowhere near as bad R-right?
God I love threads where the OP gets blown the fuck out and doesn’t reply because he’s mad as fuck
Nothing like this actually happens in the game, though.
Astral Chain gotta be added too.
>le neutral /fit/ man is the only one depicted as well-adjusted and not outrageously dumb
This is no better than every I AM SILLY comic ever made.
Nah, that's really it.
fucking owned
A fruits sandwitch. Its just whipped cream and fruit slapped on bread
Jesus what did Zac Gorman make this?
Someone add rain and make them gifs
It's from KC Green.
He was commissioned by USGamer to do a series of Video Game strips.
if it makes you feel any better, the original artist is now depressed.
You'd feel the same too if you saw the January rush.
I stopped going to the gym because those Anglo FAGGOTS that owned the gym forgot to clean the AC filter. They conveniently forgot it was summer and there was an outbreak of legionellosis. Because of them forgetting that. I now have Pneumonia. Fuck them.
greg johnson is a lifelong friend of mark voorsanger, and the two of them were responsible for the first TJE games. both of them were working in the computer gaming industry in CA during the Night Trap controversy; despite the game containing no nudity or violence whatsoever, interest groups waged a media campaign to have it banned, and the perpetrators castrated (this included Rob Fulop, the lead designer, and Voorsanger himself, who was a programmer for the game).
since that incident, both of them have made it a point to IMMEDIATELY kowtow to any social outrage, pre-emptively if possible - that's why when greg launched HumaNature Studios, before they'd even hit TJE: Back in the Groove's Kickstarter goal, their company profile said they were interested in making games "especially for women." currently the site says they make games "for non-gamer types," since the pronoun "women" is triggering. the Wayback Machine archive preserves the original line multiple times:
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ironically, Night Trap did well commercially despite being a shitty FMV game, in large part due to the media frenzy surrounding it. lesson status: not learned
To be fair to the little autist the parents should have taught him that hammers break things.
>Well I'm in the mood to clean YOUR pipes!
damn, coming on a little hard there.
Assetto Corsa
wrong
>esc+ctrl+del
That's how comedy works, you fool. You need a straight man for contrast.
lol who cares am I right? Why bother taking care of yourself when you can just push the 'Body Positive' angle?
I hope this guy kills himself.
>powerman
youtube.com
>I hope this guy kills himself.
He technically is, just at a much slower pace than what we'd prefer.
Cringe, i hope these two learn for next time
Getting a lean, muscular body definitely is a skill. I hate it when people try to diminish a pursuit that is objectively difficult because they are too lazy to do it.
He's a big guy.
see
This guy is a hypocritical cunt
Huh. Never thought I'd see Master of Mischief in anything else.
gotta love how the "meek geeks" are always the actual arrogant pricks
Orange, tangerine, mandarin, doesn't matter. All red-yellow citrus fruit look and taste the same.
Teach me how to use twitter for tiddies
How powerful is Donkey Blazcoot?
>Tries to be funny to get a lot of (you)s saying "based based"
>Fails
OH NONO
id pity you, but youre just a filthy normalfag
You should give grapefruit a shot, mate.
Gyms are for idiots, get a home gym.
Autism.
Grapefruit aren't red-yellow, they're more of a pink-yellow color. And I know very well of their bitter as hell flavor. I don't understand how people can enjoy that shitty fruit.
neat, thank you
The worse something tastes, the healthier it is; provided it was edible in the first place of course.
bideo gams
SAUCE
Fuck you dude, it's the first thing you'd see in the monster girl tag.
Tsuushin ~Koumori Musume Vivi~ / けものっ娘通信~蝙蝠娘ビビ~, now fuck off and fap.
So deep...
While I suppose you could 'escape into a black hole', you also wouldn't be able to leave again, that's their whole goddamn point, not even light can escape its gravity.
It would make a million times more sense to use the black hole to remove the threat.
Gardevoir can control the black hole so she can make it possible to leave
Cute, wholesome.
>girl giving toejobs/pitjob to shakeweights
Is the joke you being unable to post a full size image
The moment you cross the event horizon you get spaghettified. Even if you could get out of the black hole somehow you'd be dead anyway.
i hate everyone who loves nintendo products.
This is the pokemon world, just ask Garde to take your spagheti body to a pokemon centre
I like this
ya blew it
Pokemon centres heal Pokemon, not humans.
And in that picture the Gardevoir should be gone too.
How is she going to control the black hole when all of her mass has stretched into an infinitely thin strand as space time gradually molds her into an infinitesimal dot at the center of the black hole? To whatever degree she manipulated the black hole to not behave that way, it would cease to be a black hole.
Just stuff the spahetii into a pokeball
>To whatever degree she manipulated the black hole to not behave that way, it would cease to be a black hole.
black hole doesn't mean black hole
>i came to the gym to do a bodywork routine
everytime
but he is, you can supplex the train
Eh, I did get a load of (you) tho...
yes, I believe you
fucking lazy fatass with shitty excuses
he's right though.
I just don't want to be around people and be seen by them. All you really need is some dumbbells and the internet and anywhere can by a gym. I don't even use the dumbbells right now.
American """humour"""....
>being so obsessed about faggot's chopped dicks you can't enjoy a fun game
poor election kiddos
I just don't want to be around people and be seen by them
Geez, Mario. Prick.
It’s magic for children, nigga. I don’t gotta explain shit.
Who are these lads meant to represent?
Is it a Silent Hill easter egg or just fan made ?
I mean, I literally said that I'm a lazy piece of shit. So yes, you're right.
edgar. not sabin. edgar is the prince guy
Lmao.
how have your standard fallen so far that you consider the fit comics gold?
Also /fit/
Sad but true. TGS for sure will provide!
The eternaly empty autists who feel empty inside despite having made it by the standards of everyone else, having reached a peak in body but still being stammering autismos with no motive, rhyme or reason in their lives.
Aka shredded betas who constantly spill spaghet.
This entire threads been shit, do you really find any of this shit funny OP you flaming faggot?
ho ho ho
Damn you're sad
What this game. I used to play in school
Lol
I thought she was gonna try to give life to her sextoys.
Super Solverz Midnight Rescue
Dilate
that has nothing to do with game user
Don't be like that m8. You go to the gym to go from fat to /fit/. You won't be out of place at all. I looked like Jabba the bloody Hutt when I wobbled through the gym doors for the first time a couple of years back and now, well, I look like a real human bean and I'm real happy with that. The transformation only took a few months too, by the way, so don't think of it as something that'll take forever.
As long as you know what personal hygene means I think you'll be welcome at your local gym. You can do it, etc.
This is how to do the joke right.
The punchline is no matter how fast he runs he can never outrun his virginity.
achewood was not a funny comic
Decided to read this
youtu.be
Same
Reminds me of the newer people joining the dojo. They have never done training before and think their bodies can become weapons by just learning katas.
>I'd rather live a curious life than a muscly one
You can live a curious life and lift weights by just going for an hour 3 times a week, and a life without exercise is a shorter life
Toe jam and earl would totally be a good influence on issac
I hate what Advent Children, Crisis Core and Kingdom Hearts did to Cloud's image
Someone please explain this joke to me I don’t get it all I see is bondburger
Have sex.
God I wish I could lose weight and get at least a ltitle buff.
But I'm so fucking retarded, none of it makes sense to me. It's one thing to eat less shit, but when you read the /fit/ sticky it's all so complicated and you have no idea how to start or what to do.
Am I doomed to be ugly because my brain is shitty?
CRINGETY CRINGETY CRINGE!!
I literally just went to /fit/ because of the new year comic re-motivating me and the first link is all you need. 3 days of weights, 2 of cadio, 2 of rest. Don't eat more than you use. Simple stuff.
>He named it Toast!
can anyone explain?
All the fucking calculating and weighing food and everything is so complex. Why do people always say "it's so simple" when it's actually really fucking complicated?
I mean, I can easily just eat less, stop eating sugar, etc. But then I'm just a skinny fucking idiot.
Is there any genuine advice on how to actually start? I've read that sticky a number of times and each time I just get anxious and depressed because none of it makes any sense to me.
It's a simple joke, user, you just need to know that HE WAS DESTROYED
tragic
this is the funniest one out of them all.
Look, I'm just gonna be the one to ask, did they draw porn with Cloud or not?
i see i see, thank you user
Turns mobs into non lethal mobs.
>All this cope
Beautiful. To think I was going to skip gym today...
>no armored core
fucking pleb scum should die of cancer
candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks
did Kirby just empty out Sonic's head?
The genuine advice on how to start is to just start. Start doing strength training and cadio. The calorie counting is annoying and bullshit sometimes but if you eat veggies and meat it's really fucking simple. Don't jump headfirst, you want to create a routine of fitness. Build up.
If it's really reall confusing then again, just eat meat. It's the easiest shit to calculate. Just look up the calories per kg of beef/chicken and you're done. Add some greens (which are pretty much free) and you're done.
>power-fag
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Fat guy in 4th panel
Why are they mocking a fat dude at a gym?
I saw that body weight guy at the gym a few days ago. Seriously you’re paying at least 30 bucks a month to use the equipment. What the hell are you doing man
I'm going to a dietician on monday, I hope I can maybe get my head around it with his help.
if not then I guess it's just suicide.
>he didn't turn into a manly adonis
hah
Cringe but also based
I don't know about him but it's surprisingly hard to find a place to do pullups. I really like doing them too. No gym membership for me though.
Just do your best user.
Just go to scooby's site and pick one of his beginner workout plans, gym is obviously better, but home workout plans are fine too, I can personally vouch for that. Then do the workout until the day you die. It's about one hour a day, it's the easiest shit ever, eating right all the time is the hard part.
Chronic dry eye
I'd rather coast to death at 60/70 while enjoying the ride eating food that tastes good and generally being unhealthy rather than eating food that costs 6x as much and with virtually no flavor just so I can maybe make it 20 or 30 more years assuming I don't just get cancer or something from fucking existing.
i remember this one
There were also SW tanagotchis (giga pets, but same shit)
>I could go to the gym. But I'd rather read a book
Funny enough he won't do either, while the gym dude is more likely to do both.
everybody gives (you)s to the post below you
have one for tsundere isa
I'm an incredibly weak willed person, so my best is really not good enough.
The main problem I have right now is that I just turend 25 and I feel like my life is already almost finished. I can't wait another fer years to improve, I can't start slow and hope it gets better before I'm a fucking skeleton.
Because there's always that one fatty who comes to the gym once or twice and then never shows up again.
>Acept your limitations and don't achieve anything in your life due effort
This is why we aren't on mars right now, anti-man propaganda.
Or maybe it's because there's no good reason to send people to die up there just to say we did it
is this like explanation for bosses in 6 golden coins (mario 2 for gameboy?)
I know what you're talking and I think I may have that somewhere and I'm not gonna look for it. I'm surprised nobody else knows about that.
well the 3D pokemon games are about as good as mumble nigger rap
Mankind sucks but people who dwell on it suck even more
summerfriend
Bretty good
Barrett's face is the only good part of that comic
What, it's easy to make healthy food that's tasty as well?
FTFY
I turned 25 a few days ago too and have been feeling like I'm running out of time for like 10 years now. It's hard to motivate someone over the internet, especially when I don't know you but I can say that even a month is a huge amount of time. Start, stick with it. Doing nothing isn't going to improve things and neither is feeling like shit about it. Also do other things. Hobbies and interests are good. The exercise is only 1-2 hours a day for 3-5 days of the week. That's a shitload of extra time you can use to progress in other areas. Learn time management and you'll improve far better, especially when you pair that with actual goal you give a shit about achieving.
this convinced me to go to the gym
Why would they die u there. Are you hiding something ?
>Where to heck
>gamers, rise up
haha
first off they would all be instagibbed by radiation
second they are beyond the event horizon, how the fuck can you still see them?
where is the gravitational lense?
and a black hole of this size would collapse on any earth-like planet
It's a fruit sandwich.
>why the fuck is a keychain a pokemon
The same reason a rock is.
it's like I'm reading a comic about my life
Yes, Mister Payne ?
kino
>having a video game tattoo
yikes
it's a chinese character...
basic spastic
You can't say that without posting your tattoo so we can laugh about it.
Just as retarded, but basic as well
I guess all I can do is try.
But death seems closer every fucking day lately.
You removed all the context and now it's just randumb humour.
My computer lab teacher straight up copied this game to a floppy so I could play it at home. Damn.
Even men are living healthily to 80-90. That's from people in the past, you're far healthier with far better living conditions so I guarantee that you'll be 25 for at least another 40+ years. That's your entire life two more times. Even then medicine is improving so you may even get 2 more 25's out of it before you start to actually degrade. Starting now will also improve your life and cause you to live longer on top of that.
Whats on Mars?
No, that's just Kirby after absorbing Sonic
You know what?
I'll probably hit the gym now.
Thats fucking cute as shit my negro
Removing that second panel would improve the comic and take away absolutely nothing important.
>Implying I wouldnt headpat and impregnate a shortstack adult
I want to fuck cloud's brain out
I need sauce I beg you.
>Not "Time to CRIT the hay"
I have a fat guy fetish but this is literally the most pathetic thing i've ever seen.
Sauce?
>needing the joke to be explained before it even happens
You're a complete brainlet.
Critical fail dude
He gets better in this comic. Dont worry.
blue shells are unironically bad game design
Isn't Mario only like 24, how could it have been 20 years
Raising these shits to peak performance was my favorite thing to do a a kid
>Was I as admirable as that ant?
Post the original
touhou fairy english
there
>Can’t be both intelligent and physically fit.
K fag
>3rd panel
Fat people fucking disgust me
I actually laughed
I fucked your sister
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA YOU FUCKING IDIOT
What's the matter, 2deep4u?
oh fuck off now I'm sad too
>when League won't be the way it was 6+ years ago again
Underrated.
>author literally patting himself on the back YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART BRO
Is this the fabled omegacringe?
Give isabelle the machine gun fingers or kurasawa.
A shoulder weapon maybe.
topkek
it should be WHICH AC
You obviously played the censored version. This is a very famous scene.
> t. ranny
too obvious
>He's not /fitlit/
Audiobooks exist just for this.
My crazy ex picked Jane. Should have been a warning sign.
b b b b b ased
Doom Guy and Crash fucking CONFIRMED
demons
Crash is in too? Fucking sweet
So that's where that face comes from. Neat.
This guy is one hypocritical asshole.
Except you can't compare pokemon from today to gen 1 Pokémon. Back then you could argue it was the first step into a beautiful universe filled with soul and great aesthetically designed Pokémon. It told a new fresh story. You cannot do that in good conscious with the pokemon games of today.
I don't get this political cartoon. I need everything in this comic to have a caption.
I miss bitf
holy shit Mario!
Cool. Looking forward to the coathanger pokemon if it's all the same.
what the fuck is this supposed to convey
the president is scouting his contacts from brooklyn.
Fuck. only Played a few hours of 7 and this killed me
weed zoomer
A maverick thwomp woulda just crushed him also big mario woulda tanked the hit and passed through the sprite also also thwomp sprites are never flush with the blocks
thwomps also can't fall up
>phsycic
Imagine being so judgmental and insufferable that you try and tear someone down for spending a few hours a week in a gym and putting a bit of care into what food he buys and eats, all so you can be proud that you're a bit flabby at the beach.
>Audiobooks
I can't do it, the voice is already cringy to me.
Nothing that the humans need to worry about.
GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY MY
>Audiobooks
I can't do it, the voice is always cringy to me.
>no armored core
why not use the sounds from the games
If she did that it wouldn't be Yea Forums related and as such would not be posted in this thread
That Trump is dumb?
Wouldn't be a first time.
At least it's finally over
Less panels and this would be way better.
hey isnt that weavers art
he makes furry fnaf porn now
He was destroyed!
Very true
Great games.
The same thing happened to Swain
Is there life on MAAAAAAARS
who's swain
a big guy with a ton of ravens?
>Get laid at E3
they were fucking memeing "Have Sex" before dilating trannies did!
He made MS Paint AC comics similar to theweaver's
>custom thwomps
ah
Locke wasn't there either
Communist in nature, punishing success.
If the cupboard worked that's what she was going to use the amiibos for.
>implying all the beatles werent better after they broke up
is there an actual image of this and was just later turned into wojak?
God I miss braveadventures.
Republican's war spending in Afganistan in the 1980, the gulf war in the 1990's, Iraq and Afghanistan in the 2000's, Trump's attack on the Japanese oil vessel now to try to star war with Iran, and all the tax breaks to their rich white friends, and the active campaign to make white boomers not care about science is why that happens.
Our liberal transhuman Cowboy Beebop future hangs in the balance.
I'm pretty sure it was always wojak.
sonic sucks ass
i have an urge to masturbate to ampharos now
Cute is not Lewd!!!
Are these comics trying to make me sad for installing a new operating system?
cute daisy
lol localizers on damage control
haha cringy fucking faggot
white suburbanite
But why is he number one? What made him say that?
What a fucking shit edit, please die and then kill yourself.
my brain is fucked beyond edge
i register >cute as >fuck or> hug or both
(in compliance with the harkness test (3rd revised edition as of june 2019) of course.
>Radio exclusive listener
There's a lot of story rap or "experimental" rap these days, but it's not going to survive in the radio air play industry where everything's trying to fit a pop template for maximum advertising time.
You like unknownanon's work, doncha?
Who?
yes i also like meandraco
but they're all made up
U wot m8
I think It's supposed to represent how getting fit can backfire (if you're looking to attract the ladies) I remember hearing about guys getting fit and only getting attention from other men trying to get fit like them.
It's apparently a very obscure joke centered around a meal at a burger joint that the og poster lives by. I have no idea what the joke was, I only know the reason.
literally no one cares that you're there to improve yourself, get over yourself, Do your self a favor and just lose weight already.
Based
REEEEE STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DONT LIKE
the animations add nothing to the comic
>Thin skinned european incel afraid of sunlight severely triggered by the truth of his inferiority.
laughed audibly
Antler said it's alright!
I want that Samus plushie.
there hasn't been one since 2017 and the last one was pretty shitty.
>bebop
god damnit, I just want to be a space trucker.
Elite Dangerous.
comfy thread
This is why you never compliment a woman
When Mario Maker 2 comes out, I am stealing this idea.
No brakes on this one.
>Twitter for Porn
Pretty much one of the only two (three depending) reasons to use Twitter. The other being for following game updates and for game saves if a game you're playing is ancient enough to use Twitter/Facebook to hold data
Been thinking of deleting my Tumblr but at least a small handful of NSFW artists managed to get around the new rules and continue to exclusively post there even if you can't find them anymore without already following them. It's fucking retarded.
ASTRAL CHAIN
>shortens the gap between the first place racer and the last place racer making it more competitive for all involved
mario kart is a party game not a racer
It's a parody of a greek sculture, zeus if im not mistaken
>And now I'm going to fuck the corpses!
Jesus Frank!
Punisher is just like Not Important but focused on bad people.
This shit takes place in the same universe where this fuck exists.
Is his house just a garage or what?
Please give me a link to where I can read this shit
Sorry, friend, don't have it. Got the pictures from an older thread.
Thanks, Matt
Those fucking people.
moar
It means the meat is tough, cold and has nerves of steel.
Now between frame 3 and 4 she's clearly not wearing her bra.
Net Navi can die of old age though
You literally see it happen after on completes it’s task for lan and Megaman
Yes, she's removing it in frame 3.
is this a comic for ants?
its not worth reading really, it's just saying that since kingdom hearts and metal gear have really long titles so they should do a crossover