Tell someone they're your best and only friend

Literally kill yourself. You're pathetic.

I just yawned big in real life. Why do you do this? Are you a genuine robot?

Hitler did nothing wrong but your mom did by not getting that late term abortion.

>pre-orders made so people could reserve stock and not wait in long lines
>merchandise that went with them was cheap because it was to incentivize it without cutting into overhead
>stock is now unlimited, digital
>no lines
>pre-orders are still advertised, are more expensive on average, and have even cheaper merchandise

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>2020
>investing in friends instead of PUA / roast

Is this the steam fren begging thread?
steamcommunity.com/id/CheekiBreekiHibiki/

add me nigger

Beep boop

You can't have friends.
Sorry.

do you play videogames

>registered in 2013
>Has like 10 games
Sorry, i don't like poorfags and beggars.

>you're my best friend, i love you
>"i c..."

No shit you don't have any friends lmao

>haven't made a single friend in the year I've been at my new job
>everyone I used to know makes no effort to contact me or has forgotten about me
>only a couple of them respond when I message them
>decided to meet up with some highschool friends I used to know, didn't feel a single thing talking to them, zero desire to reconnect with them again
>becoming a social recluse despite not being a NEET because I'm just naturally push people away
Maybe I'm just meant to be alone. People are tiring.

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How am I supposed to respond when you tell me you love me and shit when I have no ability to form attachments to other people

Waiting for CP2077 but mostly played Warframe and World of warships outside of steam

I'm not a poorfag just extremely picky

I am your fren ;3

Seems like a waste of a friend slot.

I remember saying that same thing before... Back in 4th grade looool

He started bullying me from that point on

i just saw you have nearly 10k hours in warframe

nice I only have 1k

>I'm not a poorfag
sure lol
get a job

This. Nobody cares about you on the deeply personal level you seek just because you played a few games on Steam with them. Stop being so desperate for any kind of validation and enjoy your vidya "friends" for what they are.

OH WAGIE
DEAREST WAGIE

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you might get along with some people in prison

t.has no friends

I have a job. Assume more.

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there was a girl at my previous job, typical legbeard type girl. pear shaped, dyed unkempt hair, scared of men.

once she got to know me she would say the exact same thing to me, but then also would in the same breath try to backpeddle by explaining that she hyper-fixates on shit and anxiety and hurrdurr. she's a good girl but she's fucking bonkers.

I told that to my wife before she was my girlfriend back in high school. I told her that she's my best and only true friend in this world, that I'd be lost without her. She told me she loves me and I started crying wrapped in her arms.

>You can only work as a blue collar (at least) 10 hours per day while being paid the minimun wage or less
Is this what they call the american dream?

>"can i tell you something"
>"what"
>"i love gaming with you its like the best thing in the world"
>"thanks"
later
>"name"
>"yeah"
>"i want to ask something"
>"ask"
>"do you like me?"
>"i guess"
we've been gaming together like three years, sometimes for 10 hours at a time, he still doesn't get it. convo the other night
>"i'll be starting college soon"
>"i hope we don't drift apart"
>"i'll try not to let that happen"
>"i hope it doesnt"
>"i probably wont be on as much though"
i guess he's as good as gone. and people say girls have it easy..

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You sound like a cunt. Good luck making a friend who meets your standards of abnormality.

I'm sorry that your boyfriend left you user.

>10k hours in warframe
>"i have a job"
>"extremely picky"
You seem gormless

>tell friend you're disappointed that you've grown distant
>they tell you tough shit, and start talking about problems that they never told you about as if you should have known

How do I make male friends? I get along with women fine but I have trouble forming bonds with men.

Thanks. As hard as it is for you to imagine, I find your assembly line groupthink personality just as insufferable as you find my outbursts about capitalism and Jews.

Fight them

What do you do if it's an online friend though and you're not leaving to go anywhere but they respond like that?

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London?

Suck their dicks.

hate the things they hate
like the things they like
it's not that complicated

If you're female, don't tell them so.

I don't know if it's feasible to have a rewarding intersex friendship unless you find a male who has feminine interests, or if you have masculine interests

Are you me?

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is this video games

Literally join a gang of NeoNazis. They'll either be your friends or kill your beta ass. Either way, someone win.

hobbies and communities that surround them

I made good friends with someone on gmod and after a few years I'm flying up to his wedding.

>neo-nazis
Those guys are retarded and don't actually know what national socialism was about, they just like the part where you gas niggers.

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Well, the difference is that i'm not going to die alone unless i fix my rotten personality. You are.

No one likes clingy online friends with mental issues.

>tfw ghosted everyone i liked to talk to because of drama beyond my control
sorry bros
i still watch my recordings of our games sometimes

>k
>stop messaging them to see if they even care

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gonna be honest here: most women who browse Yea Forums are gonna have autism so they're gonna be more masculine by default

...

you literally have an assembly line groupthink personality of hating things

That's true, but when you're alive, nearly everything you believe in your mind will be wrong, having been planted there by powerful people.

You'll probably be happier, but I wouldn't trade places with you, somehow.

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>he fell for natsoc meme
you deserve every minute of loneliness you get.

>they never message again

I have my answer then

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yes and you are worthless scum of the earth if you're not flipping mcburgers for a loudmouthed 4 year old who gets whatever he wants from his millionaire boomer parents

You deserve it. Creepy clingy faggot. Kill yourself

Don't put people on the spot like that, it'll only make them uncomfortable. I understand you're probably a sperg, which is why you have this problem in the first place, but trust me, you wouldn't want someone to blurt that out to you either

You will find out sooner or later that Jews are not just a problem, they're THE problem. If you examine most issues in the world you can trace them back to Jews and their lust for money and power.

eml.berkeley.edu/~cle/laborlunch/stevenson.pdf "The Paradox of Declining Female Happiness"
>By most objective measures the lives of women in the United States have improved over the past 35 years, yet we show that measures of subjective well-being indicate that women’s happiness has declined both absolutely and relative to men.

nytimes.com/2009/05/26/opinion/26douthat.html "Liberated and Unhappy"

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>nearly everything you believe in your mind will be wrong
You assume that i give a shit about any of this. I don't. I hold no strong beliefs one way of the other because no ideology interests me. Your pretend-world is boring and can only be used to roleplay on the internet.

they probably aren't gay you faggot, find someone else to harass for the desperate emotional attachment you desire

>quiet person who admits they don't like talking about themselves
>their other friends tell you they don't talk much
>you keep talking to them anyway
>eventually, they open up
>eventually, one day they crack open wide and it all comes out
>you feel on top of the world because out of everyone they picked you to confide in
>the next day they don't respond
>and the next
>a week later and you get a hello back
>its back to normal, even established stuff doesn't get much response
what the fuck happened here? i don't get it at all. trying to ask is met with silence or nothing but apologies

Forming a brotherly bond with a male is far more rewarding than any bond you would have with a female

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>talking with guy from my group of friends
>we talk about stuff life life prospects, family, society
>we have our disagreements but its okay
>we start telling each other our problems
>friendship start getting intimate
>he asks for feet picture
>why the hell not dot jpg
>he stops talking to me as much after complimenting how good it looks
i miss you

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>I hold no strong beliefs one way of the other because no ideology interests me.
That's very good. Obedient, complacent. It isn't enough that you not act against us. You mustn't even think against us.

You are one of the goodest of all goy.

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>t. dumb nigger who thinks anyone is gonna keep a backlog instead of investing real time in their gayms
Idiot humblefumble subscriber

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>starts sperging out
And this is why you have no friends.

Nigga you're on Yea Forums, regurgitating /pol/ meme like you're some kind of freedom warrior. If you define your personality by liking Hitler and outburts about capitalism and Jews you're pretty much on an assembly line as well
You don't have friends because you're a gigantic, insufferable cuntosaurus, in dire need to be special, and you get frustrated when people just think you're a looney

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have sex

They probably feel bad because they used you as an emotional blanket.

They're uncomfortable and maybe felt forced to give you answers they didnt really want to give, or felt pressured to give. Ask if he felt like he had to answer your questions and apologize for potentially stepping over boundaries.

Liking Hitler is a minor part of my personality, but it's an easy example of how it is impossible to be yourself among others if you don't adhere neatly to monolithic groupthink.

I won't ever exchange any part of my personality, no matter how minor, in turn for being accepted into some social huddle.

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either or maybe they feel incredibly vulnerable now and unsafe after opening up so much.

I'm not the one parroting here. Everything you sperg out, every picture you post even, wasn't made by you. Have fun being a slave of someone's ideology.
I'll just use my own judgement, thanks.

i'm curious as to how they made friends in the first place if they're that quiet

you first, desperate faggot
sticking a pencil up your shithole doesn't count

I want a friend. Not somebody to fuck me. You should have sex because then you might be able to tell the difference between the two.

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>Liking Hitler is a minor part of my personality
It's enough to dismiss you as an asshole.

The easiest way is through common interests

Post more Furret and maybe I'll be your friend.

the absolute resetera reaction to this post, holy shit this place is dead

>I won't ever exchange any part of my personality, no matter how minor, in turn for being accepted into some social huddle.
Yeah, enjoy living a miserable friendsless life then

There's a time for everything. And bringing touchy political discussion at inappropriate times, with a casual conversation among acquaintances is no way to make friends.
You are trannies level of "accept me because I won't change for you" and possibly autistic for not understanding that simple rule of socialization.

Nothing is ever made by us. We live in a closed universe, so everything within it is in some way self-referential. And we've known for decades now that decisions are not magical "ego-driven" events within an inviolate soul, they're electrons migrating predictably across synapses and deciding the matter without any input from the illusion that is "you."

That said, I happened to draw the right cards to see things how they are and not how the media hands them down. I don't enjoy speaking to people who are generic product-of-their-times media victims.

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Nice.

>Nothing is ever made by us. We live in a closed universe, so everything within it is in some way self-referential. And we've known for decades now that decisions are not magical "ego-driven" events within an inviolate soul, they're electrons migrating predictably across synapses and deciding the matter without any input from the illusion that is "you."

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>Friendless, depressed 20 year old khv
>Mom finally passed away from her dementia just before christmas
>Rarely smile or have fun anymore
>Meet someone less than 9 days ago, see her everyday since then
>Go from awkwardly smiling and making casual smalltalk to blatantly eyefucking each other and constantly making excuses to be alone together so that we can cuddle and make out within a week
>Only thing that stopped us from having sex yesterday was the lack of a condom
We're all gonna make it Yea Forumsros. Just put yourself out there and maybe you too can have a cute, petite latina gf who can cook and help you work through your past traumas.

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>this thread
Not even related to vidya you fuck, but I'll just join in for the feels.

My friends and I have been distant to each other lately, and the person who I thought that I'm close to doesn't seem as interested in holding a conversation with me unlike before. Wish I could talk to him again with ease.

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>I happened to draw the right cards to see things how they are
you can't make this shit up

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>leave a guild in an mmo after almost two years
>realize you forgot to say goodbye
>too awkward to ask back in to say goodbye like a little wuss

>play game to unwind after work
>texting friends on phone
>somebody with an anime profile pic I played with 4 days ago out of pity messages me
>"you'ree my best freindu for laifu xD OwOlol"
>take moment to compose myself from all the laughter
>before I can respond I see "lol jk haha
>"FaggotOP" has logged out"

What do bros?

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seeing your desperation is the same feeling I get from a desperate incel who wants a girlfriend
clearly you're the problem

>being this naive

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It's so minor that you keep posting your antisemitic graphs.

If you're self censoring in any capacity, you're slowly losing yourself and replacing it with what's normal

This is the actual mechanism by which people become normal, that moment where they ponder "should I say that I actually find Hitler to have been humanity's best hope?" and end up hedging against it in order to stay in the other person's graces. If you do that, you will lose a degree of yourself, however minor, and the more you do it the more of yourself you lose.

I'm keeping everything of who I am. Bowing to social pressures is the only way you can start to hate yourself. You will inevitably compare the controlled, molded personality you have now to the clarity-fulled, self assured one you had before, and begin to hate who you are.

You’re insufferable.

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I have 2 retarded friends who have "confessed" their friendship feelings to me. One of them introduces me as his "best friend" Total fucking cringe my dudes.

If you are a retard with low social skills please don't sperg about your feelings of friendship with the little to no friends you have IRL, it's uncomfortable for us not socially autistic people.

stop projecting your insecurities onto others my guy and maybe you can make it like that user

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Stop being such a woman.
Other men are your natural biological rivals unless you have a shared goal you're both working to achieve. Camaraderies only form either growing up together, working together or having a passionate hobby you both have. Grown men don't connect for the sake of feelings. That's just a byproduct of spending much time together.

You can't if your town is anything like mine you're fucked. you don't have an existing social circle to meet people through so meeting people like you & getting to know them would be an unbelievable stroke of luck.

Don't you find it slightly weird that you're conditioned to produce this emotional response when someone criticizes Jews? You're perfectly trained to disregard whatever you see, no matter how valid, and to react with hatred.

It isn't about who's right or wrong for you, you're just afraid of letting ostracizable ideas into your head and consequently being ostracized. You've literally been enslaved by your fear of being alone.

What? It's not like I'm filthy rich or incredibly attractive.

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JEWS"
>"dude, we're having a family dinner. the old folks are here. can you calm down for a bit?"
>"If you're self censoring in any capacity, you're slowly losing yourself and replacing it with what's normal!"

Almost everything you just said can be said about the exact things you're believing and spouting in this thread though.

Hope this is satire lol

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Literally lower your standards and get out of your comfort zone.

>keeps sperging about jews
You missed the point.
And you're insufferable.

Just ignore him, I bet he's not exactly mentally stable. Probably gonna have an anxiety attack over it or something, haha. Friends make the man, why would you want to be associated with a failure?

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Wow, thanks, I've never seen an "I AM SILLY" comic in plain text before.

Cut the “my guy” crap, it’s so unbearably fake and meaningless when you try to preach on an anonymous img board. Based on your touchy response it seems like you’re projecting more than he is.

is it even possible to tell someone you like them more than a friend without destroying the friendship entirely?
>been in a group for about four years
>known this girl for three of them
>she has a boyfriend
>but i feel like i know her better
>i FEEL like she likes me better
>boyfriend is a childish, over-emotional fuck up with no future by the sounds of it
>when i witness arguments its clear theres friction there
what do you do in this situation? if i tell her and i'm wrong it could fuck everything up, especially if she thinks i'm only her friend for the potential pussy. i could wait until they break up but that might not happen, since she's soft on him and he knows how to play the pity victim card almost flawlessly

>If you are a retard with low social skills please don't sperg about your feelings of friendship with the little to no friends you have IRL, it's uncomfortable for us not socially autistic people.
Not him, but on here of all places?

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maybe cause you're a tranny
dilate in that case

my guy, you are truly off the hook with this one

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If you have no friends though, aren't you just associated with nothing?

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>is it even possible to tell someone you like them more than a friend without destroying the friendship entirely?
>>been in a group for about four years
>>known this girl for three of them
Stopped reading there.
You are a retard who can't think without your dick.

What?

Here is the content of your post:
>It's so minor that you keep posting your antisemitic graphs.
Essentially you're shitting your pants because I posted socially unacceptable information. There isn't an argument here?

>If I don't talk about how terrible Jews and niggers and faggots are constantly I'm being fake

Okay, you just have a terrible outlook and personality and probably won't even make many pleasant friends because people who behave like you generally aren't pleasant even to each other.

I'm sorry. That sounds really awful. I guess you'll just have to bear your cross alone so that you can be upset at the world with a real sense of authenticity.

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Incredible. Everything you said was wrong.

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>your best friend isnt your father or your son
shiggy diggy Yea Forums

why'd you come to that conclusion, user?

I mean, look.
I don't believe you for a second that there is a possible situation when you were trying to socialise and the conversation just naturally moved to Hitler.
This shit doesn't happen. At all.
Judging by your replies in this thread - you yourself moved the topic that way. The problem is not that you're trying not to self-censor yourself. You're just want to talk about jews.
And that is why everyone says that you're insufferable.

She has had sex with him and that's a very strong bonding mechanism.
She feels much more connected to him.
You're the backup for her emotional support.

Look nigger, one thing is being a retarded 4channer with no social skills and another is being JUST THAT but also sperging about how good of a friend you are, basically sucking my dick.

It's like super faggot shit, like unironic "uwu" shit. I don't respect people like that and I'm sure well adjusted people hate it as much as I do.

Your parole officer has been alerted, Tyrone.

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>be best friends
>Friend decides he's gay
>still shares straight hentai with me

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>If you are a retard with low social skills please don't sperg about your feelings of friendship with the little to no friends you have IRL, it's uncomfortable for us not socially autistic people
Even as someone with terrible social skills that seems like an awkward thing to do.

>>If I don't talk about how terrible Jews and niggers and faggots are constantly I'm being fake
This is the definition of what a strawman is, and you did it because you genuinely don't know what else to reply to my post. Your flow chart doesn't have an instruction leaf for the things I've said other than "socially shame him."

Is this thread really just a guy who has no friends spilling his folder of Jew hate graphs

>Essentially you're shitting your pants because I posted socially unacceptable information.
No. This isn't the point of my post. Try again.

i don't want abnormal friends and i don't want normgroid friends. it's easy to add people, but it's a completely different task at making friends with them. i added some guy on here because i don't have anyone to play with and he turned out to be a total faggot

Don't tell her anything. go find someone else.

Careful, user, he's gonna try to suck your dick.

Get a friend.

I have specifically lost two friends because they brought up Hitler and I said I liked him. As you probably know, Hitler is only about seven degrees separated from anything you pick at random, so he does come up in casual conversation from time to time.

no hes right, I'm happy for the user don't get me wrong but he's putting her on a pedestal, women are fun but it sounds like she's his only anchor of happiness. that will come back to bite him, and if he was depressed before I worry what will happen when she inevitably leaves and/or cheats on him.

>Want to LET THEM KNOW they are OH SO IMPORTANT to you.
That alone is your ego trying to have a bigger in their lives.
That special person turned out to be a girl, ergo you are thinking with your dick.

>and I'm sure well adjusted people hate it as much as I do.
You shouldn't be surprised at the amount of "non adjusted," people are here is all I'm saying.

be mine.

well the kind of people you want to be around with are the ones who aren't tiring
so maybe hang out with people like that?

No, it's not that way at all. You literally said people don't like your outbusts about Jews and then said you weren't going to stop so I said good luck with that, sounds shitty.

But you're unpleasant, so you talk the way you just did instead of accepting my pity and sympathy. No wonder you have no friends.

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>latina
holy shit even a virgin like me could tell you they are not worth the trouble. i see countless beta white guys with latinas that anchor baby them. hope you enjoy 'accidentally' getting her pregnant.

And what's the problem?
Your ex-friends are free to hold whatever opinion they desire. And they expressed it. Do you wan't everyone else to self-censor instead of you?

I wish I could make friends but it is pretty difficult in small Australian cities, either everyone is too old or the people your age are just uninteresting or drug users. If you guys know any actual apps for meeting people or shit like that name them, I'm getting pretty tired of being alone.

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post Furret

No I hate mentally ill ERP trannies, and I don't consider people over the internet to be human.

nothing wrong with having an anchor of happiness as long as it keeps his ship safe and sound for as long as it can if thats what he wants
>what will happen when she inevitably leaves and/or cheats on him.
>inevitably
sucks to be so bitter user

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Browse steam friend threads. It will happen to you.