banjo-threeie will never be a good game unless it's made by a completely different team I don't understand why yooka laylee being mediocre is such a shocker, it's the way the banjo series was going
banjo-tooie already started the trend of long sprawling levels with empty parts and let's not forget about the trainwreck that was DK64 with all the filler bullshit and conker showed that rare was already tired with the whole collectathon shtick so why is yooka laylee surprising in any way?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO UNLEASH MY FOOT FETISH ON NESSA. I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN HE CHOCOLATE SOFT AND SMOOTH SOLES. I WANT TO LICK HER CLEAN FEET FOR 2 HOURS AS FOREPLAY. AND AFTER THAT I WANT TO FUCK HER INTO HER CHOCOLATE PUSSY FUCKTON FUCKING TIMES FOR HOURS, AND RECHARGE MY DICK BY BURRYING MY FACE INTO HER FEET AND LICKING HER SOLES BETWEEN ROUNDS OF SEX!!! I WANT TO LICK HER FEET WHILE MY DICK GIVES HER THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF HER GODDAMN LIFE!!!! AAAAA OH MY GOOOOD I WANT NESSA FEET NOW!!
Non-footfags exhibit pathological behaviour. Notice their perpetual anger, their idiotic incredulity. No other fetish seems to inspire such devoted hatred, it is not only that “they don’t get it”, but that for some reason they believe that no one should “get it”, they must crusade against it. It is bizarre. All kinds off odd and abject bedroom rituals get a free pass, and yet partialism for a part of the human body, something on literally almost every single person, inspires obsessive, unbridled antipathy. Perhaps the rage is because other people’s healthy desires reminds the anti-footfag of how they are alienated from their own bodies. It is probably a very Western prejudice, an affliction of modernity (even a century ago I notice in proper bourgeois literature references to “pretty” or “handsome” feet, not something that would appear in today’s literature without the connotation of fetishism). Feet are kept out of sight and out of mind. And keeping them bundled up tight in shoes all day is what is responsible for most of their unpleasant characteristics—infection, odour, misshaping; meaning that when the shoes finally do come off most people, presented with their neglected feet, associate them with disgust... the feet themselves are unfairly blamed rather than the conditions forced upon them. Notice the completely disproportionate commodity fetishism built around shoes. I’ve had some “people” remark to me that they prefer the gaudy design of designer label sneakers over the limb you wear them on. Is there a more rotten, insectoid, consumerist and anti-human attitude than that? Preferring literally cheaply made industrial fibre, cynically marketed, a fad, over flesh and skin of an anatomical marvel which has served us for tens of millennia.