Have to write a presentation of 10 minutes before sunday

>ten word essay due in 2 minutes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

can we talk about how monster has the most obvious viral subversive marketing campaign any company has ever had

Sauce

>1 crisp blank piece of paper due within the next 18 years
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO?

binge on amphetamine and write it in 10 minutes

You'd have to be a moron or a millennial to drink energy drinks. Why can't people just sleep properly?

>trip is TheSaucer
>asks for sauce instead of saucing others
Fuck you faggot

What is the presentation about?

damn, I can only imagine the board meetings that led to this image

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It's not worth seeing. Rex's dick is all veiny and it looks like it might explode.

I've been drinking Guru ever since before you were even born, Zoomer scum

Is there a name for this, when the guy's cock is pushing the girl's cheek like that?

making food for cattle more digestible using certain bacteria

man I haven't written a paper since I was 16
so glad I never have to do that shit ever again

Qualities i like in a dick (no homo)
I consume sauce i do not bestow it

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you can try takes like "penis_on_face" combined with "cheek_rub/press" on boorus to find shit like that, but there doesn't seem to be a specific tag for it

semen

>tripfag's a fag
filtered, cocksucker

Then you're not a saucer you're a saucee

we could use the Chinese to feed the cattle

how is 'cheek_rub' not that specific tag?

Mass fed cattle require antibiotics being stipulated into their feed which kills all bacteria. *mic drop*

there's your 10 minute "presentation"

atleast post the gif

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I mean ufo type of saucer
I abduct sauce

because it covers a cheek being rubbed against seemingly anything and not cocks

Stop talking about your school life.

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their chins are too far away from the bottom of the shaft
it doesn't really feel like they're pressing against his penis, but rather that they have swollen cheeks that touch his penis

the monster can in the OP is just the right thickness and makes more sense

it didn't but white monster boomer memes inspired it
that was paid for by board meetings tangentially, not directly

can someone tell me if they sell this somewhere in yurop? it looks interesting

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ugh, they're warming my beverage...

source

Real talk, I miss having a deadline for an essay. I remember when things like homework and shiz were such a big deal. Anyone else feel me?

READ
THE
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Hell no I don't, I'm glad to be done with this shit.

for high school sure. College/University was awful after the first 2 years of general classes

I have never seen it here

There's no motivation like deadlines. I can write some decent papers last minute, but find myself being too damn lazy to practice my writing for fun.

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