"CYBERPUNK... 2077..."

that wasn't even a no you. go away, schizo

literally who the fuck is this guy?
I genuinely don't understand why everyone's making a big deal out of him

you seriously need to cope more

Make me, tranny

Put him in the iron maiden

Make me tranny

He's the star of the Matrix (1999). People have recently rediscovered that humanity is living in a fake world created by cyber-demons, and now worship Keanu Reeves as the one who awakened them to that fact.

CYBERPUUUUUUUUUNK
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

imagine being this scared of feminine males kek. do you have to sleep with the night light on too?

>being there, walking the streets...it's really going to be big, guys
>YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>You're a big guy
>You're all big guys!

wheres the joke guys
try again pls

Neo? More like Neo-vagina lol

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Lets get it done so we can continue:
*inhales* TRANNY INCEL HAVE SEX DILATE NIGGERS COPE SEETHING TWITTER PEDO POL RESETERA NEOGAF REDDIT

>I'm a big guy
Sorry Keanu, I'm only 5'10''...

Mhhh, I sure love sucking big juicy tranny dicks! I sure hope nobody's gonna stop me from sharing my love of dickgirls on Yea Forums, and especially no schizophrenic /pol/tard magapede! That would be soooo awful if this happened!

Imagine being a faggot under the guise of "muh comfortable sexuality". Do you also suck cock to be tolerant of fags?

Can someone bring me up to speed about this tranny shit that /pol/ is trying to meme? It clearly says that the only thing CDPR intends to do is give people the options to change voices between male and female

Not worth it

Rent free

Cyberpunk dared to include punk, therefore bad

it's only good to piss off the poltards, other than that, it's REALLY not worth it.

youtube.com/watch?v=DBvj3reylIw

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Rent free

Why do you want to know? Did a faggot suck your dick against your consent when you were a tadpole?

Stop lying I already exposed you in the other thread
You quoted article and cut the fragments where CDPFahs talked that you will be able to add male elements to female characters and vice versa
Dilate cdpr tranny apologizer

He's the guy from Fortnite

Looks like my mirroring your post threw you off, gonna seethe some more, tranny?

>you have lived long enough to see /pol/fags come to Yea Forums to besmirch based Keanu
Just end me

What other thread you fucking schizo fucking retard? Who knew /pol/ fags were this desperate to make false arguments to people they never even spoke to.

>le doomer xD

>hahaha le based keanu! Only puppies and keanu reeves go to heaven! Can i get reddit gold please?

/pol/ is excited for and supportive of this game because the trannies and lefists are losing their shit over muh fetishisation and muh shooting black gangsters. Don't let shit posting divide us :)

Keep lying that its only about voice you fucking idiot

CIA niggers! Call Todd and initiate order 76, for I have been defeated by facts and logic! Lmaoing at you, faggot

>seething
That's what I thought, faggot.

everyones saying he was pumped for this event but the vibes I got kind of felt like he wasn't that interested. or maybe he just hates doing promo?

Dillate

Take your meds and back to /pol/

>heh heh gotem xD

Dont fall for the marketing
He had no fucking idea who CDPR or Cyberpunk is
He gives 0 shit about video games, they just paid him to promote their game

Yea Forums was always bad but it’s like there are no conversations without layers upon layers of buzzwords anymore. Seethe, rent free, tranny, degenerate, soul and soulless, etc.
It’s not even board culture anymore. Muh sekrit club isn’t even worth it anymore, it’s all gone down the shitter

Its just a little bantz bro, i still love keanu, I saw John Wick 3 a few weeks ago at the movies.

trannies are disgusting and hsould be gassed though

I got the vibe that he’s just a 50 year old dude who has to be exciting for a 20 year old crowd. He’s a longtime fan of boomer anime like ghost in the shell and bebop, and it’s obvious he likes video games. I’m pretty sure it was just him being awkward as usual.

honestly kind of felt this. but the roles he plays makes me think he at least is interested in this type of shit. maybe it was the fact it was a video game that turned him off

Because it is you disingenuous cretin. Your contrarian angst to start a new tortanic that it has made you desperate to the point of lying. Being a tranny contrary doesn't make you fit in you mouthbreathing retard.

I sadly understand that sentiment.

Does she still have a penis?

oh wow, he really is the guy from the matrix
I guess facial hair can completely change how someone looks

could be this as well. just seemed like he was trying hard as fuck to be enthused. its easy to forget how old he is

Fuck off, retard

>He gives 0 shit about video games, they just paid him to promote their game
Yeah dude, he clearly isn't voice acting the game or know what the game is about! He just promoting it and CDPR always lie, they bad man!, they eat poopoo, drink peepee, rub their cocks on splinted wood, and probably drink spoiled milk. Reeves won't be in game.

Why is midget Keanu so cute

WELCOME TO WEINERVILLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=FkcocglbCJM

Like, no, to be honest...

Are lies like this making you feel more about defending CDPR? Do you honestly feel that people wont go and read whole article?

Based ESL-sperg

He literally said that he never heard about CDPR or Cyberpunk before. Even casual normie reddit crowd heard these names, Witcher 3 sold 20mln copies ffs
You need to avoid video game on purpose to be this ignorant or play candy crush on your smartphone and call yourself a gamer

>you will be able to add male elements to female characters and vice versa
>this is somehow a negative in a CYBERPUNK game

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>Keanu Reeves keep walking in CDPR office and asks to play Cyberpunk
>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC
>"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play"
>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, and I'll just shoot"
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on that place, launches CP2077 demo and says "that's a game about me", he once deleted some important files that way

>Muh sekrit club
the people mocking this and those who let them win are to thank. not even a hint of elitism here at all anymore. it's source requests for 5+ year old tired crap and recycled threads for months on end on any board now. the whole site is Yea Forums with near 0 signal:noise.

It stopped being funny actually.
Now everyone's depressed because CDPR got BTFO'd by trannies.

>casual gamers notice, know and remember publisher names
>especially of smaller publishers who only have a single successful brand to their name
I swear, I almost always forget how much Yea Forums is just as much of an echo chamber as every other circlejerk, only this one's for people who are as unable to fathom how the average human functions as the other way around.

damn shes hot

>she

Sucks to be you, then. I'm just gonna enjoy my trannies in my Cyberpunk game over there, mokay?

Yeah based keeanu is such a gamer!
How does it feel to be a braindead idiot who falls into and oldest marketing trick?

F. E. Adding beards to female characters and similar stuff, according to you there are trannys in Darsk souls, saints Row, old crpgs, so go shit up those threads

Are lies like this making you feel like you fit in with Yea Forums? Do you think fitting in with Yea Forums is all about being a contradictory shit eating teenager? Do you think you're going to get Yea Forums points by vehemently sneering at the closest thing people are excited about? Are you doing this as a means of coping over a shitty existence you possess where you now have developed an overcompensating personality where you can't stand people being happy about things? Do you honestly feel that people wont go and read whole article when you make baseless accusations for the sole purpose of smearing and being contradictory? Is Baldur's Gate 1+2, Pathfinder Kingmaker, or Neverwinter Nights tranny games because they offer gender difference and the option to change your voice from male to female no matter what sex you choose?

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Degenerate.

Hotter than you will ever be
And more successful too
Keep coping

don't offer gender differences*

nice projection lmao

Sad!

Why is everyone bashing Keanu? He obviously loves his work and it seems like he is having a blast working on Cyberpunk. He's just an awkward person but really endearing. He loves his fans and he was completely surprised at the crowd's reaction to him being in the game and appearing on stage so that must have made him even more anxious but he held up well. I've been watching a ton of Keanu interviews lately and he's always kind of out there.

tl;dr fuck all of you for wanting nothing but misfortune for him.

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I still have my dick. And even use it quite routinely. I don't need to cope.
How's your gaping wound doing?

Some real incel shit...
THREAD GOTTA BE SEEN!

PROBLEMATIC

i bet you unironically use the word "wholesome"
neck yourself

>n-no of course I am better looking and richer than a successful actress in Hollywood
...

don’t forget bill and ted which iirc was his big break

>actress
Get your facts straight, damn it.

What a sad, sad little person you are. I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't so pathetic. Stay mad, worm.

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No, he has no clue about gaming whatsoever, where did you get that supposed stance from? He's literally doing what he's being payed for and I couldn't give a shit about him being a gamer or not.
To answer the second part of your question, whenever I catch myself being influenced by marketing I try and add it to the list. Considering I have literally been working in market research for the past 6 months I am not one of the people who claim that advertising doesn't work on them.

there's some genuine bashing from contrarian edgelords but I'd say most people are more interested in his association than anything

Spergtastic post

Tell me about this punk. Why is he so cyber?

Because he's not triggered by sexy dickgirls

>he is still lying that its only about voice
At this point I start believing thay you are just retarded

>yfw Keanu is saying fuck you to feminists and actual women by doing this

literally brosb4hoes

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Without the Matrix he'd be nobody. Who the fuck remembers Ted from Bill and Ted? He's just some guy now.

Guy from The Matrix, John Wick and Fortnite.

Are you even aware of your typing abilities you fucking third worlder ESL. How about you formulate better sentences before you start throwing "retard" around, you fucking retard.

>Do you honestly feel that people wont go and read whole article
The problem is, everything the dev was saying in this whole article was twisted and manipulated to high heaven. He was being funnelled by an interviewer with an agenda into saying what the interviewer wants to hear. I wouldn't be suprised if some of the lines were taken out of context. This entire article is biased and reactionary to the etent that would make Goebbels proud. I don't trust one word in it until I see the application of the character creator in the game.

Meant Bill lol. Ted was Keanu.

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Let's all give praise to Dark Souls for being one of the few games to forefront the tranny movement where I can make androgynous boys and give my female character a beard.

Yeah or that kid from home alone. I wonder what he does now. Probably something stupid like vcr repair.

he delivers pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=shwFNKP_mI4

Advertising works on everyone except people who don't think they're being advertised to. It still works on them, but don't spill the beans aight?

Praise the sun, indeed

Which part of my post made you think I think otherwise?

He does lame podcasts with hack frauds and begs for e-money like someone less than a whore. Piece of shit doesn't even own an ohmibod.

he's actually obsessed with pizza, and is in a band that does pizza covers of songs.

Nothing, I was responding from your post. By my reply, I acknowledged and agreed with your post while offering a few words of my own.

just because the only neuron in your heads is semi-capable of typing incoherent sentences doesn't mean you should keep fucking posting
blow off you choffers

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guess you're right, you are the master of incoherent sentences from what it looks like.