The MC of the last vidya you played was replaced by Eliot Rodgers. How is it?

The MC of the last vidya you played was replaced by Eliot Rodgers. How is it?

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>divinity 2
basically the same but I’m worse at combat

Pretty much the same....
Insufferable.

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Zone of the Enders 2nd Run

Not too well. He gets punched in the face by a woman in the beginning then surgically attached to the inside of Jehuty forever.

>terraria
would he be a melee, ranger, magic or a summoner character?

>Doom
>Elliot tries to open a door but cant find the red key
>goes back to his car and tried to run over some UAC employees
>kills self

I wish Eliot didn't die. He is honestly my favorite Lol Cow.

VTMB, I think he'd fit right in

Oh no....

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Nobody knew who the fuck he was until he shot up his campus retard

I would pay for this experience.

>New Vegas

hmm

>Elite: Dangerous
CMDR completely fails to build rep with anyone, spergs out and tries to murder a few other players. Kills 3 Sidewinders and a couple of Eagles before self-destructing.

>Max Payne 3
Old, washed-out Elliot, overdrinking and popping pills while posting pseudo-philosophic ramblings about the evils of women on Youtube while lying low after bullet timing the hell out of his shooting.

Fund it.

Fund it.

I think ranger

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>stardew valley
i guess the last girl who didnt like my gift wouldve gotten stabbed

He would make a fun person to RP as in SP servers or single player RPGs

I knew him a bit. He posted on a website I used to mod for (wow shit). Banned him once for getting super autistic in an argument and making two other accounts to agree with himself. Sad shit.

mind telling us more things he did?

What would his dreams be like?

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>The MC of the last vidya you played was replaced by Eliot Rodgers. How is it?
Nothing much changes, desu.

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kek

Cause ya can't dodge the rodge

Katana zero. Pretty apt

Mario 3 would be different

>Play him new vegas
>Put charisma to 0

It's funny (and a good thing) how he was such a failure that he couldn't even do a mass shooting right.
Imagine if he had go the same way as the Christchurch shooter but inside that sorority instead of a mosque.

>Elliot Rodgers being forced to take a drug that essentially turns back time whenever he dies and he'll basically die forever in his mind if he stops taking it
Sounds great

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>space station 13
Banned for non antag murderbone

>SMT1

Uh, I guess he at least got the soulmate he desired. Is it a problem that she's not blonde, though?

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Yes. He would call both Hiroko and Heroine 5/10 while bitching about his loneliness.

>super autistic in an argument and making two other accounts to agree with himself.
lots of asians do that, i wonder why

elliots mom was chink

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>deus ex: autism divided
>why won't augmented bitches have SEX with ME

i think he'd shit his pants killing all the zombies in l4d2

So he's now in Street Fighter. What are his specials?

>bully
Shoots up the school with the help of gary after getting rejected by every female student

100% of rapes are caused by sexhavers.

Xenoblade 2.

I can only imagine he'd be RELENTLESS in trying to fuck Pyra. The game would be 1000x more amusing just because of this dynamic and I can't imagine Pyra would put up with his shit for very long.

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>Lisa: The Painful
Honestly, not much would change for him

>undertale

kek

>KCD

Henry is now slightly more autistic.

>Autismcraft
He's in a world with no women, I'm not sure if he would be happy or enraged.

>Monster Hunter

He tries to fuck the Great Maccao and gets kicked to death.

The most pathetic one is the guy who keeps posting the mexican girl. One thing is posting random models and girls and another trying to make your internet crush famous for free and no compensation.

didn't Brad and the bunch lived like a couple of years before buddy showed up?
Could that alone time have changed his mind?

>hotline miami
Well he isn't out of place

>HDoom
And he probably still couldn't get laid.

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Vampire the masquerade, that actually would be the funniest rp experience. He probably would be a bitch and be a pawn but act like he's better than this. The encounter with girl at anarchy, he would mass email everyone not to go to the club tomorrow and blame all his women troubles on her.

>someone else played Max Payne 3 today
With all the copies hanging out in bargain bins I wondered if I was actually the only one.

>Harvest moon A new beginning

Absolutely nothing changes other than that he might not end up a virgin to his death lol

Elliot would be a Malk, but not a fishmalk, one of the generally deranged, dangerous ones.

He'd go around on a murder spree until someone calls a bloodhunt.

Uhhh, I guess my Smuggler in Starcrawlers.
He'd probably say FUCK THE ACCORD AND FUCK UFP and join the Anarchists like a faget
GalaxyMart is a pretty cool dude. Don't go to the Crawl tomorrow.

/r/asianmasculinity or whatever the fuck its called is hilarious, its literally nothing but fags raging over asian women with white men. Its like gook /pol/.

top kek

Bloodborne. That would explain this.

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Why do they hate Faith? She's pretty cute desu, inside and out.

She's a brainwashed whore addicted to Ezra's kosher cock. You'd have to be an absolute cuck to feel any sort of attraction for her

ELLIOT. IS. CUTE.

There's no character in Mirror's Edge called Ezra

I miss him bros. He just wanted to kill all women, is that so wrong?

I played BF1 last. I guess I can kinda see it but it's a stretch. Tank driver, maybe?

Should a taken HRT and been trap pilled

>Batman AA
He would probably get raped to death by niggers in the opening scene

Arthur cries about being a beta and rides his horse into a crowd of harlots before he dies like a dumb faggot.

>factorio
>no orange juice tech to spill at people
>kills self with atomic bomb

>Dragon Quest Builders
He just tries and fails to fuck all the girls he attracts to his hastily built town.

>Elliot as a mage
Perhaps his virginity will boost his magic casting damage.

He should've just drawn.

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>Metro Exodus
So somehow Elliot is hanging out with a bunch of Russians now in post-apocalyptic Russia and also has a wife. Probably constantly mistreats her so they get a divorce and scrambles through the wasteland to get his retribution. Pretty good.

stellaris doesn't have a main character, but he'll be a perfect slave farmer for my hive mind empire

Persona 5

Infinitely better

>Enter the Gungeon
>You have 24 hours to get laid or fight waves of cops

>>no orange juice tech to spill at people

LOL that was a legendary seethe

>uses the car to move faster, weapon is a glock
>when he doesn't have the right effect he starts shooting at and running over npcs in a blind rage
>shoots himself to wake up

Killed by cerberus

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why didn't he just convert to Islam?

He still wouldn't be getting any action and would be upset; because, the baby would be more popular than he was.

>Berserk Millennium Falcon
Eliot is just pissed that Casca hates him

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>Yakuza 0
He dies in the first fight

>Deep Rock Galactic