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She's in.
Still can't believe they put the pit girls in
And made them all so cute
So there are currently 31 stages and 27 characters. Beenox was trying to assign certain characters to certain tracks, including givint N Tropy a CNK track. Anyone have any idea who gets what track?
Crash Cove - Crash
Mystery Caves - ???
Sewer Speedway - (Zem or Zam)???
Roo's Tubes - Ripper Roo
Coco Park - Coco
Tiger Temple - Pura
Dingo Canyon - Dingodile
Papu's Pyramid - Papu Papu
Blizzard Bluff - Penta Penguin
Polar Pass - Polar
Tiny Arena - Tiny
Dragon Mines Komodo Joe
N. Gin Labs - N gin
Cortex Castle - Dr. Negro Cortex
Hot Air Skyway - Pinstripe
Oxide Station - N. Oxide
Slide Coliseum - ???
Turbo Track - ???
Inferno Island - (Crunch)???
Jungle Boogie - Krunk
Tiny Temple - (Tiny again) ???
Meteor Gorge - (Zem or Zam)???
Barin Ruins - (Zem or Zam)???
Deep Sea Driving - Nash
Out of Time - N. Tropy
Clockwork Wumpa - ???
Thunder Struck - Small Norm
Assembly Lane - (N. trance?)
Android Alley - Geary
Electron Avenue - (Real Velo?)
Hyper Spaceway - (Emperor Velo?)
Twilight Tour (One of the trophy girls?)
Prehistoric Playground (Baby T?)
Looks like I’m a handlin’ man now.
How do I beat Oxide? Playing N Gin
FUCK HER IN THE CUNNY
What a deal.
good
Bandicute.
Play N gin. Or if you're good enough, play a speed character like dingodile or n tropy
Maintain large flames (sacred fire) out of your exhaust for the ENTIRE RACE. Pic related. Time your boosts as late as possible before backfiring. You get way more reserves this way rather than immediately pressing L1 when it turns red. Doing this made my times improve a ton, and makes sacred fire easier to maintain.
Now Tawna is flat.
Brio gets to bang there bandicoochies. He’s is littered perfection for making sexy Furry waifus. While, Cortex what?
She's in.
He made Tiny, haha.
Cortex builds machines and plots a bunch of irrelevant terrorist operations that never pan out
There in (as DLC)
I'm in her!
slide and turbo track fit the trophy girls first alt costumes.
Based.
Ding Dong
>Oh I won..... greeeaaaat
Chris
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Juian
>Oh boy. I am the winnar.
Handling/Accel is always the best combo in kart racers (with items enabled). You dominate the item game and use it to win, then win more, and keep winning more until you win. Actively harass, deny, and bully max-speed-"hurr shortest hypothetical time on a straight, flat course with no hazards or other racers" fags.
Also you have hairpin turns, hazard avoidance, and shortcuts down ez without losing any real amount of time.
I hope a Beenox employee lurks these threads. Evil Coco would be kino.
What vehicle are you guys going with?
twinsanity season with the academy of evil as the track.
they might as well include my OC, N. Continent, who literally pisses on the competition
Classic, Retro, Team Bandicoot/Team Cortex, Oxide Hoverkart are all I really care about. Team trance is okay I guess. The CTTR karts and stuff are way too over-detailed for me personally.
Standard kart always. Hovercar for oxide, and maybe for Real/Fake Velo, assuming the CNK boss bike doesn't make it in
And when they lose or at last place?
sticking with the classic for the story run and then whatever feels right in online.
Literally, unironically, and figuratively whom?
Retro kart for the sound, though
Team Trance body with simple character-color-coded paint jobs, gives me Diddy Kong Racing vibes
Ding Dong
>Yup. I expected this.
Chris
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julian
>stands there and stares at the most muscular character, sighing intermittently
I was able to hit him with a missile finally. They kept getting blocked by the dozens of red/green vials on the road. After that I just tried my best to keep up my boost. Shit was stressful, he was right on my ass the whole time.
This. Also Beenox has given the Handling class a speed buff. They will be better than people are assuming imo.
who draws these images of coco in the leotard. plz.
>all those dune buggy-looking ones
He's in!
Who's the best mutant and why is it Ripper Roo?
Lol I thought you were talking about the Oxide ghosts. Yeah a good missile hit on the bastard usually does the trick. That and laying nitros and potions on narrow parts of the track too.
Congrats on the win, user.
What if she was the most muscular at the time?
No because I will be using your green haired sister instead maybe she will let you hold her trophy
it's fine because she's a boy
Alright fellas. Which trophy girl gives the best head?
CUTE!!!
which trophy would you polish?
holy fuck, you were talking about the oxide boss race? There's an unintended shortcut you can take to bypass the whole race.
It'll come in handy during the harder final oxide post relic race.
They should bring back doodle doods
Ami because she's a boy
I forget, why did Chris give Ripper Roo some junk?
Liz would suck your cock clean off and it would relax her immensely
You meant tomboy, r-right?
Because why not
Liz. She’s the insecure one that posed for Bandiboy Magazine.
delivery of an Ami request, nsfw version here for you weird sex perverts
Excellent. Liz is my favorite of the bunch.
Liz looks like she has good lip game but Ami has those arms that could rip your dick off
Would you still love Tawna if she were fat?
>that tail
So the carpet matches the drapes
one would assume, either that or Brio went to town with hair dye
Clockwork Wumpa would be Big Norm.
any of them desu
Shes in!
How hung is Ripper Roo?
God damn thats pretty good.
Cortex is into weird body horror fetishes, if Nina and Dingodile are any indication.
i see a lot of debate in these threads about whether or not handling is going to be good or shit
i hope that when the game's out we see this shit settled in lobbies where we take these two fat unpopular fellas and pit them against one another to see if speed or handling is the best after all
reposting from last thread
I want a Brio Grand Prix
Normal Brio as accel
Hulk Brio as speed
Frog Brio as handling
and maybe some kind of Chimera Brio as balanced
track would of course be Brio's lab
would include a kart that he invented
RIP
I've legitimately fallen head over heels in love with her.
4th season will be CTTR user I guarentee it.
they soft confirmed her
Tawna i’m about to take her to the Sauna.
In the original yes, don't expect it in the remake though. It's a huge glitchcut so it's probably getting fixed.
>all this art of Ami and Megumi
>Isabella gets nothing
it's not fucking fair, bros.
Censored game with tranny bandicunts.
I hope they use the excuse of her season probably being in October to give her a Halloween skin
>Isabella
Bored
>Liz
Confident
>Ami
Determined
>Megumi
This is fine
NICE
needs more muscle
yeah yeah
if you want some quick sketches, I can bang one out
anything specific?
Please... give us more liz based artchad
who gets in with the spyro pack and what are their stats?
my thoughts:
elora: turning
spyro: all rounder
ripto: all rounder
bianca: accel
hunter: speed (cmon he is a cheetah..)
moneybags: speed
>that spoiler
A man of taste. Add some sweat as well and it would be perfect
Too similar to Tawna I guess.
Julian
>forced wheezing laugh
if you insist, I'll post an updated one on the /trash/ thread
breast envy with flat-as-a-board Tawna
I'm half-expecting Nina and her cars to be added during a halloween event. Bonus points for a Rooftop Rampage-themed track
You and me, we're gonna have to high five now.
I need my boy moneybags
you guys want to play some crash games? drive.google.com
Can a human and Bandicoot find love together?
Are the other racer games any good? I only played PS1 Crash games thn many years later I played Twinsanity
based, I don't need them but the fact that the link is consistently posted for noobs is great
the only problem is that they're probably not gonna add that many characters.
which means its likely gonna be spyro, ripto, hunter, and then one of the girls..
sorry user, theyre extinct.
That's her fetish
CNK is worse than CTR but enjoyable. CTTR is dogshit and removes everything that made the other 2 fun and challenging.
You glorious madman.
Unless they make him look more like the original I could care less
my rocket says yes
not really. if you want i'd just suggest playing cnk to get a little 'feel' for the tracks, even though the remaster is not gonna have the anti-grav sections.
tag team racing don't even bother with, the tracks are shit and the mechanics are shit (no fucking power sliding). the racing is even only half of ttr, the rest of the game is platforming and carnival mini-games (OH FUN)
Props to any Krunk mains out there, wherever you are.
THEY DID? WHEN WAS THIS ANNOUNCED?
Green pubes
>that tiny Tiny
about 3 days ago with the grand prix trailer.
seconding this, it reminds me of those comfy Castlevania threads a while back
N. Gin pls
somebody post it
Doesn't have a crazy hair color
She cute.
Why was this guy such a jew? Spyro should have just roasted his ass.
you haven't been around in a while, huh?
Do Bandicoot women want human men?
idk if you remember but you quite literally do that and take all your money back.
Why does Tawna look so busted?
Yes
Don't worry, with body like those they wouldn't want your ugly ass any more than human women do.
dangerously based
I haven't played Spyro in a long time. I need to pick up the trilogy remaster sometime
Busted, but not busty :(
here you go, i didn't want to overdo it because I'm lazy, but hopefully it's subtle enough
Fuck it, I'll find a way to make handling work. I love Megumi too much.
based mains:
norms, pinstripe, n. trance, dingodile
normie mains:
crash, cortex, n. gin, tiny, crunch
shitposter mains:
zem, papu papu, fake crash
cancer mains:
coco, penta, ripper roo
meh mains:
pura, polar, oxide, komodo joe, n. tropy
NEVER EVER mains:
krunk, real velo, geary, zam
Glad they're getting use, I'm uploading a little more right now - CTR Review Copy from PSX days, and Wrath of Cortex for Xbox + it's manual. I've got a spare gdrive account to throw CTRNF in when it finally leaks too, let me know if there's anything big missing - I couldn't find a lot of region-specific stuff unfortunately
>Emulators not included.
That's great, user. Look at that subtle musculature. That tasteful thickness.
my man
god's work bro
if there's ever a crash general when the game kicks off, please remember to put it in a mega so that the OP can link to it
add koala kong
it's gonna be a long week
I try not to use mega cause of the 5gb bandwidth cap, do they have a rule for that or something?
most people just bounce VPNs or proxies, I don't know how to get around it otherwise. It's probably a more permanent solution than gDrive though, since google can be a little finicky sometimes with hosted content
rest in peace my friends
It's not just that, it's that she's so similar to Tawna.
Add Yaya
No.
>normie
is cola kong mixed with a gorilla like dingodile or is he just ripped
just ripped.
the only other really mixed character was rillaroo.
He's just super swole.
whats wrong with calling people normies you pleb.
Thanks user!
You'd know if you weren't a normalfag yourself.
>normies
t. Seth McFarlane
On one hand I want her to get in so everyone's favorite characters get a shot. On the other hand I am tired of seeing this post every damn thread.
its the only way to get beenox to notice.
Just look at her and tell me Yaya isn't sexy AF.
I'd have to see her asshole
I doubt they come here of all places.
You would be surprised
In that case, make Megumi all-around, you fucks.
this, but i don't think you're fucks
My beenox weenox, of course!
Anyone else feel that they should have saved the Crash and Spyro remakes for next-gen? Honestly these PS4 games are disappointing looking. Keep in mind that they were made not actually advanced enough because they had to be playable on weak underpowered shit like Ninendo's Switch.
But with next-gen power? The thought of how good scales and fur can look for Crash and Spyro would be exquisite.....but now that's not going to happen. You see Activision on their "wisdom" chose to remake Spyro and Crash's ONLY good games now for lesser hardware. Disgusting. Now we're not guaranteed new games and if we get new games they'll be shit by default. Horrible times we live in. This nostalgia romp cannot last forever and won't last forever and now that they're used up all classic Crash and Spyro games it's over. Unless Activision wants to fund remakes of the shit games no one likes and helped bury Crash and Spyro in the first place. It's either that or back to cheaper looking shit like Skylanders.
What a shame and what a waste, shame that PS5 wasn't the console of choice to remake these classics. Oh well at least if Banjo gets a remake at least he'll be done on next-gen hardware that will be able to do his fur and Kazooie's feathers properly. Next-gen is THE gen to perfect cartoony looking games.
Funnily enough isn't this what we've said every past gen?
next gen will have full backwards compatability so it doesnt matter much either way.
Hell no. This current gen is fine for remakes.
WHEN... DO WE GET... TO SEE... SPYRO!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TINY T!!!!!!!! AND BABY CRASH... AND BABY COCO!!!! TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
first season with tawna starts on july 5th and we done know for how long it goes on for. Baby T is after that and spyro after that still.
Wtf, Megumi is a butterface?
Add Rilla Roo.
i almost impulse bought sonic racing but i decided to wait for crash instead and im excited
choose
I nees to practice speed characters now before I start maining Ami.
is there any way to get the original CTR on PS4, or is PC emulation the only way?
>two handling classes and no all-around
I'm still upset
Emulation is your best bet I'm afraid. Because Sony is petrified at the idea of putting such ANCIENT games on their newer consoles. Who could possibly want those in this day and age?
Megumi
I can fap to this.
bigger
i'd wager they last a month giving that spyro comes out on switch in september, meaning if each prix was a month the spyro prix would come out at the same time.
No PS4 only PSP and PS3 unfortunately.
Liz > Tawna > Isabella > Ami > Megumi
I will now buy your game
Why does Tawna look so much shittier than she did in N. Sane Trilogy
>Megumi gave out trophies for Cortex (All-Round) and N.Gin (Accel)
>is Turning
I don't understand.
These trophy girl edits are getting crazier.
I asked this question, a few years back, before Nsane trilogy release, a slight autistic "lore" question on Crash Bandicoot, and wanted more peoples opinions.
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Crash in the first game, is seen being electrocuted, and tested by Cortex. Did Crash ALWAYS look like that, or was it the experiment which made him look like that? Did the experiment also always make Crash... whacky and retarded? or was he always like that? I can only assume that he was originally just a normal looking bandicoot, but then turned into that from the experiment, but by that logic, his sister would have to be tested to. Is Crash just retarded? or did the test do it?
also what was Cortex even trying to achieve
Can we go BIGGER?
Tits too big.
Stop.
If I wanted to play Crash again from the beginning, should I emulate the old PSX games or get the remake?
She never has her eyes open that far
crash isn't "retarded", at least in the original naughty dog games, he's just a cheeky lad who likes being goofy
the original CTR voices for him show that off the best:
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just a lad having fun
>also what was Cortex even trying to achieve
I thought that he was simply trying to create animal super soldiers to take over the world or something.
Tits need to be smaller.
There are normal animals everywhere in the Crash games so he's the way he is because of Cortex and Brio. The Crash story was never fleshed out(it's a wacky platformer) so you're supposed to assume that Cortex wants to take over the world with mutants, based on the dialogue that he wanted Crash to lead them.
I have the original games on PSX and they all good (Bash a shit, tho), So I say emulate them.
Crash is retarded dude, if Nsane cutscenes are anything to go off by. He literally runs into a house door slapstick, he's a cute cheeky little retard though.
WOAH
Cute!
You know what I meant.
Crash's conscription failed and his brain function wasn't fully enhanced. He has the intelligence of a house pet with a few rare strokes of genius.
Remember, Crash actually WAS put into the Cortex Vortex, and learned some of the abilities he was intended to have, it just ran into an error.
crash actually has 300IQ, the cortex vortex actually worked. He was just too redpilled to be. a stooge, and instead runs around like diogenes gaffing about and hiding his power level
>dodging a bullet that hard
i find it funny how naughty dog thought putting an alien in a series with mutant animals, magic masks, and time travel would be crossing the line.
Old man Vilgax?
I thought N Tropy was an alien anyways. Weren't there flying saucers in the series already?
Doesn't explain Coco's intelligence
It's just bantz m8, he's a madlad
UFOs were in the 50s-themed motorbike stages in Warped, if i recall
>beat bridge level in crash 1
>theres another later on
WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Coco was created by Brio, it automatically makes her better.
that scene made me cry laughing ngl
Is an explanation given at all? It seems she just acts as the rational intelligent counterpart to the goofy Crash. They're written as opposites to highlight their individual characteristics and 'balance out' the characterisation.
I agree, but I honestly question some of the validity of Rubin's statement there, almost 20 years later. I think there was a lot of exaggeration thrown in for comedic purposes. It's a good thing their willingness to kill the franchise didn't leak into the mechanics and gameplay lol
6
DAYS
i mean early concept art even shows that N. Oxide was supposed to be a mad scientist like cortex with a need for speed. his design wore a gas mask which they probably liked enough to keep oxide's face kinda looking like one.
well it's not like they wanted to make a bad GAME, it'd harm their reputation as game makers. they just wanted to make the crash bandicoot franchise so ridiculous that nobody would want any more sequels
didn't work
I want to have sex with a bandicoot.
A personal headcanony explination I've come up with.
N.Brio create a super serum that evolves animals immediately , but they're still animals and while they've increased the capacity for knowledge and learning they're still pretty much blank slates of animal instinct. Then comes in Neo Cortex, and his patented cortex vortex which basically just floods the subjects spongey, knowledge absorbing brain with televised media. Each animal was introduced into various genre of media and that's the Crux of their personalities. Pootaroo was probably hit with every Goodfellas-esqe mafia story under the sink while tiny and koala got the action star treatment. Etc etc. The only exception is probably ripper roo, who I assume was introduced to every bit of media cortex had on hand and getting fucked because of it. Coco is the product of 90's kid shows and probably anime, things that had a greater presence of tech and sci-fi like elements. Crash, on the other hand, probably got about halfway through the golden age of Looney toons before the machine exploded . He's not exactly dumb, just loony
It's odd how we've never seen the Evolvo-Ray do its uh... 'work' on a wild animal. Would it just be too graphic or something?
I gotta see Brio's legendary machine in action.
Chris is in bad terms with GG to the point where they refuse to mention him like Jon. At most you would get “when we did that drawing stuff with THAT guy”
Chris does random art streams though so ask him there for crash shit.
So if I download the standard PS4 version instead of the $60 one can I still get the outfits in-game or are those locked forever?
close enough?
i mean its more or less how it is.
brio's evolve-o-ray only affects their bodies, and the cortex vortex is supposed to give them their mind.
its first attempt made ripper roo insane. second attempt they flooded koala kong with stallone movies and shit. i don't know if they touched much on the other animals.
What a terrible night to have this curse. TF fetish
Also the DiD shit is nice too
>Top 10 comebacks in gaming
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Why did they make Megumi a turning driver? I actually want to use her, but don’t want to lose races. She has cute chubby cheeks
I like it. Have you read the Crash 1 bible? Because that's pretty much what happens, especially regarding Pinstripe, Kong and Ripper Roo. Now we just need to explain the Komodo Bros
>@1:20
HOLY SHIT, THE N DOES STAND FOR NI
the difference i always saw between koala kong and tiny was that koala kong is made to be like a movie star/action hero with people appreciating his appearance, whereas tiny seems more like he wants to be a gladiator/warrior champion with people appreciating his might
don't worry guys, everything about the trophy girls/nitro squad is still subject to change (especially model-wise)
source: dude trust me
Nice head canon, mind if I take it?
Post me the fastest footage aviable
What fascinates me the most is Tiny and the Komodo Brothers are in this, but they didn't appear until Crash 2
Koala Kong confirmed as Arnold
I hope at least one of them has DFC (not Tawna though)
Wouldn't it be funny if Season 4 added Gex? Hahaha, asking for a friend.
I want them to add Daxter, he would fit
If Megumi is anything other than turning, I'll double dip and buy on both switch and ps4.
Reminder that Liz has the biggest rack
She's already confirmed to be acceleration
here we go again on repeat
In MoM there's a society of mutants. So either they were retconned into having an anthro world where there are animal people, humans, and regular animals or there were some animals that were easy to breed and thus creating a population of them.
go ahead, it's all yours, friend
that ones perfect! Though a direct rip would have been better of anybody has any
Sadly not possible, it's from one of the gamestop kiosk demos.
you'd have to pester the uploader directly, but if he had the direct feed he'd probably just post that instead
have this instead, still quite fast
they were planned from crash 1 just weren't able to be in due to size of the game.
Am I the only one bothered by default kart engine noises not varying on class anymore? Yeah I know, autism.
God I wish, but she's turning as seen in
Coco is bestgirl. There, I said it.
why is crash in factorio
such bravery will be surely met with fierce opposition around these parts
>not Tawna
>tail
Fucking furries. Every time.
I might buy this game, but I want to know one thing first: can you unlock everything without microtransitions? It looks like a great game, but all the pre-launch DLC at launch is turning me off.
>pre-launch DLC at launch
aah fuck me
what's wrong with the tail other than it's too low to be at the tailbone so it might be a buttplug
Microtransactions aren't even in the game
there's no microtransactions but for some reason the in-game currency to unlock shit can only be earned while you're connected to the internet?
I have the truth on my side.
She's secondbestgirl IMO. But if she's your bestgirl, that's okay. Either her or Coco are valid answers.
This. Coco is great.
We don’t even know for sure how it works entirely and I wish they explained it more during the e3 streams instead of the journos who don’t give a shit asking how to play a 20 year old game
Tawna
She's had a hard life, being locked behind an SJW shield and having her breasts forcibly removed twice.
>are you havin a laugh?
just a nitpick but I don't like how characters either have a triumphant win pose or a "I came in last this fucking sucks" pose. In mario kart there are different animations depending on what place you varying from 1st to dead last. Just would have been nice to see more animation from the CTR crew
>tiger using the R in the starting line logo as a scratching post
holy fuck the little details man
this game just keeps on giving
>someone makes a mod to put in tracks from other kart racers
imagine
Something like what people did with mario kart wii?
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Exactly, with something like a kart racer, the sky is the limit. If we get a modding community for CTR, we'll be going places.
The store page says that there's in-app purchases. Doesn't necessarily mean that there's microtransactions, and further, the devs have made it sound like there won't be anything behind a paywall. You also earn the in-game currency doing just about everything, so hopefully unlocks won't be a massive grind. This has all been a point of contention the past few days, but everything else about the game is looking pretty damn good.
>ctr threads are now nothing but waifufaggotry
ugh.
Not sure if you noticed, but it's kinda been here since the start. There's still people talking here.
>waifufaggotry
You missin' out on some grade-A husbandos.
>ignores when Nina and Cocofags were at their peak
Hey man at least its a bit deserved this time a lot of people assumed Trophy Girls were gone for good.
Plus if I can't say anything worthwhile I just discuss the series as a whole instead of just waifuposting
>Mario Kart is naturally faster with no skill required
>Crash Team Racing makes you work to go super fast
How the fuck does anyone seriously like Mario Kart outside of children?
You can post your husbando too you colossal faggot. Nothing is stopping you.
I'm sorry N. Tropy is such a stud, it can't be helped
Who is best husbando and why is it Crunch and Tiny?
>accepting anything less
I came to win, not participate
Sorry that you're too mentally deficient to follow multiple conversations in a thread.
>blocks ur path
Sorry friend but reptiles win again
Joe > Moe
WHY ISN'T 6/21 YET
>preferring the scheming twig over the loyal beefcake
baka
>judgment and CTR same day
I cant fucking wait
BIG
BANDICOOT
BOOBIES
Ripper Roo > Everyone else
Just look at him!
6/21...they knew about that site huh
So what's the status on Brio, Koala Kong, Komodo Moe, and crash bash monkey ?
We will know when someone leaks from the review copy or next friday.
Yaya is getting in before any of them.
I typically play heavy high speed low acceleration characters in mario kart. I haven't played ctr for ages. Who would be a good fit?
>tfw don't own a console and play exclusively on PC
JUST
If he actually hit his USF he'd be faster than the MK clip.
>I think Isabella is SUPPOSED to be Italian. It is just that English speakers sound Slavic when they try Italian accents.
No, they don't. This have NEVER been the case. Italian accent is VERY different from a Slavic one, so this doesn't make any sense. That could be at the level of sounding like a Scotsman when trying to make a Texas accent or sounding like a Frenchman when trying to do an Indian accent. The voice director would notice it and demand retakes.
Hey man, some people just like a more casual experience. There's a reason why most people would rather play MK over something like CBT or F- Zero.
>punctation
I love your pic but I don't see much of a difference here
I drew up a Tiny Arena guide for fun that shows basically how to take all the corners at max speed with them. It's all in the way you enter corners.
This will actually make handling characters better online than people are thinking, they can swerve away from items with ease and still hold their line, but if you put a NITRO in the middle of any of these apexes, speed characters trying to set good times have nowhere to go
I hope Bianca and Elora make it in soon, this would be the ultimate gift to the furryfags
What's this all of a sudden?
I've always been partial to the Team Cortex karts overall. It'll be fun trying out different kart aesthetics for different characters though
Tiny, Dingodile, Papu, N. Tropy, literally any speed/advanced class character.
Based
What mask are the Spyro characters going to get? I can see Sparx flying around the kart kinda working but then that wouldn't make sense if Ripto was playable
Remember, it's Spyro and Friends, not Spyro and Archenemy
I don't Ripto's gonna be playable, I think it'll just be heroes. (Spyro, Hunter, Elora, Bianca, etc...)
MONEYBAGS OR WE RIOT
I think it'll be the 4 characters you play as in spyro 3. But its hard to tell for sure
He needs to locked behind a paywall and wumpa coins wont even work.
In CNK on gba Spyro had Uka Uka
COME ON I WANNA GET MOVING
Reminder
This is the only time a microtransaction would make me laugh because it's part of the joke
i got it. on the spyro track there are gems scattered about and they work as a secondary currency to wumpa coins. except you can only buy spyro stuff with them.
and moneybags is the most expensive
I unironically want to see this. Have him be the only microtransaction in the game. Make him 1 dollar or something
>I'd love to help you save the world and all, Crash, but I'm afraid I can't get my kart going without... a small fee.
a small fee of 1 million gems
I WISH we had a beenox employee lurking here so he can make your wish come true and put this Literally Who in the game at one point.
I can't believe Crash is back from the dead.
yes
t. beenox
He came back from the JUST, which is even worse than death.
Tiny arena is too long for its own good. Also
>Polar Pass & Skyway B
>Mystery Caves C
Wew lad.
Soon, user... Soon...
>TINY SMASH PUNY CAR
It's honestly a miracle that he recovered from this.
Not soon.... NOOOOOOOOOOW!
>also what was Cortex even trying to achieve
Take a quick look at the bandicutes and guess.
Moe is pretty cute too
You know where the wiki is
odd question, but would this folder happen to contain the later revision of Crash 2 with analog support? Usually the one found online is the first release with dpad only.
Actually Judgment comes out June 25
N Gun is the best husbando
>supportive
>great sense of humor
>good fashion sense
>N Gun
Delete this
I love this drawfag
Not a furry, but I would fuck the shut out of Ami and/or Liz
And you still wouldn't be a furry.
In the trash, yeah.
FAVORITE TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me
TRACK PLAYABILITY POLL: strawpoll.me
BEST GIRL POLL: strawpoll.me
AUTISTIC POLL: strawpoll.me
wow, what the fuck is the second last? I think I'm in love.... Green and Red, N. Brio. Match made in heaven.
Honestly I like it either way for some reason. She's just that hot.
Did NK and TT have any new weapons? So far I've only seen original CTR weapons.
If there are any new ones, you think they'll show up on the old CTR tracks mixed in with the rest of them, or remain exclusive to the NK and later TT levels?
CNK had no new weapons.
They were they same ones from CTR, only reskinned.
So you do care
NK weapons are just substitues of CTR weapons my man, well, except for Ice Mines, these would be neat.
CNK had only one extra weapon which was an Ice thingy that freezes you, and CTTR had shit like exploding monkeys.
I doubt they will even use those powerups ever.
Ice Mines were unique though? no CTR weapon killed your turning for a bit.
So then you care a little?
Ice mines? are these those blue urchin things that don't look like a mine at all?
I don't even remember those.
Red bottle in CTR kinda messed with your driving.
Ice mine locked your movement in a straight, slippery line. these things were brutal when juiced. Imagine ice mining hot air skyway, kek.
Holy shit!
Is the "5000 miles" road or cock?
This guy loves Liz
What foul wizardry is this?
>Ripper Roo was the first one in the vortex
>He goes batshit insane
>Settings tweaked to dial back the batshit crazy
>Crash is second, becomes Looney Tunes character but not loyal
>Settings tweaked to amp up aggression and loyalty
>Koala Kong is third, becomes an action movie stereotype, loyal but dumb
>Settings tweaked to amp up intelligence
>Then it was Pinstripe, he ended up being smart and deadly
>Perfect settings, Cortex decides to keep using that
>The rest of the animals became the goons in Pinstripe's power plant
That would explain why the non-boss evolved animals were mafia goons
Why don't you ask him yourself
What the fuck, Crashbros, this can't be happening!
It wasn't supposed to be like this!
Go. Back.
It's only natural, she really became best girl overnight for some, with her redesign that has piercings
Games not out yet?
wut
Six days until Nitro Fueled comes out, user.
It's over, bros.
We need to cancel our preorders now, the superior mascot kart racing game won.
>people bought a Bugfe$ta NoWorks game
>after Fallout 76
>people still buy sports games
fucking casuals, ew.
will you be able to upgrade to oxide edition later on?
Hmmmmm... Not bad hedgehog
You were never a Crash fan, nor a Sonic fan, just a fake fan. get out.
My god, that is not a hard list to top
>destroying FIFA 19 in Chav central
>not a big deal
Tick Tock, Bandicoot...
No need to start shit. We as crash fans should instead be proud for the sonic fans. They gotta have something good in their lives, and maybe this could lead them to have some good DLC like Nitro Fueled is gonna get.
It's a falseflagger, he comes by nearly every single day to do this at least once. He's not a real fan of anything at all.
>buying football vidya when the new one is three months away
based retard
Game Spot did it. They reached outside of their journalist bubble and hired (probably misogynist) gamer who can actually play CTR.
This is the first footage of CTR I have seen where player knows actually how to play the game.
If you ain't first, you're last
that's cute
I want Ami to squeeze my head in her bicep.
Man, when the wheels light up that's just fucking fantastic. But I'm guessing that's kart (/wheel?) specific, because it doesn't happen in most footage.
>"I Just wanted you to main me....."
i don't blame them they probably only play mario kart and think all kart games must be the same
Not the cheeks I would have chosen but alright
It's part of the training wheels mode, hence the unique boost meter.
don't touch Japanese Dogs, the cruelty-venom that makes them so awful can leak into you, plus the radiation we got no idea what it'll do.
yup, mandatory for today's ''gamer''
>You want to polish my trophy?
fullsize is in /trash/ Crash thread.
No, its not futa, you silly goose.
Shame
Had no idea that's a thing now. Well whatever it is, it's a cool visual effect and I'd turn it on just for that.
>Not futa
dropped.
I want to pinch a Bandicoot
>Kempferzero has not drawn anything new since the trophy girls reveal
I'm worried, bros.
Too much blood to his dick, so nothing left for his brain.
F
I like how even the dedicated "training wheels" mode still doesn't play the game for them. It just gives away as much information as a modern game.
I wonder what ''scrubbie wheels'' does on pic related?
How will the wheels turn red on Oxide's car when it doesn't have wheels?
Eh, the new boost meter looks cool at least. Reminds me of Burnout 2 when it flares up. Just a shame it's tied to that game's "critic" mode.
Bummer, Looks cool with the trailing effect
isn't that the minecraft lava texture? like, the pre-alpha one.
Where is this from?
We need more "Megumi desperately wants to your main" Art in our lives.
Must be very similar
Japs don't get to be in my team, nor Chinese, nor niggers (Krunk)
I need to hear her voice god dammit
ching ching chong wong pangang!
I can't believe no one picked her or Ami at E3. It's crazy.
may I ask who gets to be in your team then?
but boy, that made me chuckle
don't demo-players get instructions what they can't show and what they must show? I heard if you ignore that Activision's rep will wiggle his finger at you and go ''bad boi, you forfeited your cookie''
How the fuck do you not pick a busty qt with max speed
That's what fucking gets me
>But they were all of them deceived, for another Bandicoot was made.
maybe the Vortex just minmaxes the fuck out of you? making you retarded in social interaction if you're a sperg, but an absolute genius if you are smart already?
Speed, N. Tropy (for nostalgia)
Accel, Brio (dropped if he ain't in)
Allround: Joe
Handling: Ripper Roo
there, god taste.
What console do I get this on lads? Switch seems comfy but I feel like PS4 will have a larger player base.
Just fuck my tits up, senpai
liz easily
turning is lame though
some ancient Electron Avenue footage
Where
It won't, certainly not on Yea Forums, though they won't be far off
>microtransitions
Why did everyone on Yea Forums get a Switch?
they literally did you fucking brainlet
3:17. also not the voice I was expecting.
there are no microtransitions
ugh I'm bored but I don't want to get into a new game now
Man, which is it?
There are no microtransactions.
There are free timed events however that unlock new characters. But these rotate every so often so you always have a chance of getting them. It's like a constant incentive to keep playing.
Sure hope you folks are right. Cause I am not looking forward to shitposting if it ends up being the case after all.
Pretty sure they said you'll be able to buy the cosmetics from the Oxide edition if you've got the normal game, whether that means microtransations or dlc I do not know.
The easy one (space skip) is very obvious and in plain sight as well, no glitch involved. I don't believe they'll leave it in
I'm still worried about this thing.
>
they said that the only RMT would be if people deiced to get the Oxide edition instead of the normal version.
Evolvo Ray makes fuzzy little animals into super evolved versions of their species, basically giving them human intelligence while also with the trait bonuses of their species.
The Cortex Vortex is a brainwashing device. Its purpose is to turn the super animals into super soldiers, to make them blindly follow Cortex's orders. BUT, the Cortex Vortex is wildly unstable. It does without fail make all of its subjects insane.
>Ripper Roo is the first test subjects, becomes absolutely fucking batshit insane
>Crash is the second subject, becomes a crazed idiot
>Tiny Tiger becomes extremely aggressive with the mental capacity of a 4 year old
>Dingodile becomes a sadistic pyromaniac
>Pinstripe becomes criminally insane
>Koala Kong becomes obsessed with his body
>Komodo Moe and Komodo Joe become knife crazy
Tawna and Coco is an example of an animal that has gone through the Evolvo Ray but not through the Cortex Vortex, it might be that Cortex considered the females too weak to make into soldiers. The Trophy girls is what happened when N.Brio realized that evolving female bandicoots turn them into hot babes that Cortex has no interest in.
>Implying that making hot female Bandicoots wasn't Dr.Brio's plan all along.
Why? Do you think it will require a paid subscription or something?
Not every online server for console games is behind a paywall user. Consoles need a constant internet connection in general to receive updates and access save files. Wumpa coins are no different.
Rip Tawnas tits.
Just logging into PSN is too far for me desu
The lack of gains while disconnected is very likely a countermeasure against people just hotmodding their game to give them x10000000 Wumpas and unlocking everything day one. Might become a problem if stuff is event exclusive and they want you to actually be involved in said events.
It would explain why Brio ended parnetship with Cortex: He already had all he wanted, he only used Cortex to get the resources.
That's the best guess I can make too, anti-cheat measures. A lot of games have done this practice for years to stop stuff like save editing.
>BOOST OK
I haven't played CTR since I rented it once as a tiny wumpa. How exactly does the boosting work in this game? I take its not just the same as drift boosting in Mario?
youtu.be
>this starts playing at max volume when USF kicks in
she's in?
God, that takes me back. If only the music were to amp up during USF, I'd cum buckets
When will we get the full OST? Best theme needs an update. youtube.com
not in the outfit, prom dress maybe?
Not yet.
I was gone for only a few days and I miss this type of shit?
dubs and
>sales are disappointing
>grand prix and dlc gets cancelled
>no nina
Or just Sacred Fire in general, CTR is exhilarating as hell to go fast in
Wait for pc.
So do you have to be online to unlock stuff?
i'll be waiting with nina
GREEN IS BEST
We're assuming so, but I doubt any subscription would be required, just having the internet on.
doing gothloli stuff?
Crash is a failed attempt at making an army general, who was given the combat knowledge but his mind rejected the evil Cortex tried to brainwash him with. Koala Kong is more successful, but lacked in intelligence. Tiny is the successful one: Powerful enough to lead, and intelligent enough to talk with but not rise up against their masters.
Ripper Roo is a failed attempt at a lab assistant, too overloaded with energy. Coco is a more successful one, but wasn't put through the evil brainwashing by the time Crash released her due to them being cautious to not overdo it and create another Roo situation. This would have the least number.
Tawna is a successful attempt at a civilian class. The intention was that they would make up the loyal populace of Cortex's new world, though Cortex turning the likes of Pinstripe and the Komodo Bros into assassins instead of normal people was a bit part of his falling out with Brio (who just wanted to make cute Nitro girls I guess).
After Brio leaves, Cortex starts experimenting with more Cyborg types such as Dingodile and Crunch, who are basically the true Super-Soldiers who have heightened intelligence and can handle missions alone, and are made to receive constant upgrades.
The reason Bandicoots were used so often was to provide a visual benchmark of how the different mutations can effect the same species. However, Bandicoots it would turn out would reject the brainwashing process due to being good creatures by nature. Making Crunch was partly down to Cortex being a petty fuck who wanted to prove that he could control a Bandicoot while also being the most ironic way for Crash to be killed.
Too bad this game isn't on PC
i regret buying Sonic Racing and would've bought Crash
That fucking sucks.
>selling less than sanic
if this happens, my faith in this industry reaches negative numbers once more.
Man I hope someone rips these models out for terrible uses.
as far as I know, stuff is also unlocked by playing through adventure mode's nitro fueled variant.
yeah angsty stuff like hating your parents and owning too much cutlery
It's kinda like Mario Kart, but with a Icarus and the Sun thing going on.
There's a bar on the bottom right. You want to get as close as possible to having the bar be entirely full. Overfill the bar and you'll lose all the boost.
…. and being the out-of-wedlock bastard child of Mr. Turner. Will she ever meet her half brother?
ami plz
god damnit I can't any more bros
the only fairly odd picture I have so im posting it
FRESH BREAD
I cant wait to have an excuse to stop playing Smash, fuck Ultimate shit online
I take it turbo stomping other players is in?
I haven't seen anyone do it so far in any of the videos.
They have tails in the footage shown, user.
>They gotta have something good in their lives,
I seriously hope you're not implying TSR is a good game.
Because if you are, then hoo, boy. Please, tell me you're actually referring to Mania.
>tawna and isa are clones
what did they mean by this?
also
>megumi not accelchad
this desu, maybe turning types are unironically highest iq
Same, I never realised how much I hated playing against randoms online, I get angry even when winning
Is there a cover with ami?