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HOLY FUCKCKCKCKKC
CLUTCHBOX REST YEEEEEES
holy fucking shit. the tension
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>lost to timer as puff
that's gotta burn
hypest timeout
AMSA
amsa a cute
...SUCKS DICK
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Hahaha god I love HBox being timed out.
>the absolute state of melee in 2019
melee is sick
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thank god
Hbox losing is the best feeling
Get kek'd lmao
Haven’t both of Amsa’s set wins on Hbox included a timeout on Dreamland in Amsa’s favor?
Amsachads are laughing at us again, Hfam...
oh my fuck
yes but IIRC it was hbox's counterpick both times aMSa timed him out
>timeouts are hype when Hbox loses them
Yes, he needs to win in dreamland if he wants to defeat hbox, both games that he won he had not counterpick advantage.
YES
BEST TIMELINE
SUMMIT ALREADY BEST TOURNAMENT
FUCK hbox
>tfw Falcon, Yoshi, and Marth were the answer
fucking foxfags
BASED NIP SAVING MELEE
>the person who has complete control over the pace of the game loses despite reaching the end of the 8 minute defensive strategy they tried
it's hype
Considering he's the only top player who regularly times people out, yeah
WHO THREW DAT
WHO THREW DAT
Fucking amsa is amazing.
you're damn right
haha
even leffen admitted these 7 min matches aren't so grating because every moment is so tense
It was more like hbox 1 mistake and amsa getting a stock because of that.
Where is scar at?
i havent seen him since evo
>the crab unironically saved melee
>the person who has complete control over the pace of the game
This nonsense is always fun to see
This looks pretty neat.
if you compare the time amsa is running away to the time hbox is running away it's overwhelmingly in hboxs favor
>EmoBox
>actually more like AttentionWhoreBox
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Jesus Christ.
>camp platforms and remain in the air on dreamland for 5 minutes
>it comes back and bites him in the ass at the end
he only has himself to blame
only hbox has the power to stop being hbox.
What a manipulative bitch
>she is jewish
it makes sense
hbox is quite cringe
>tfw hfuck has lost to a marth, falcon, falco, yoshi, and samus all in the last two years
>meanwhile motherfucking ARMADA has lost to seven different people in ten years
We know who the real GOAT is
>AttentionWhoreBox
LeffenBox?
imagine having to listen to this shit everyday for 50 years
hbox is based.
Have sex incels.
>virgin criticizing another mans wedding
you're gonna die alone btw
he could drop Puff at any time and become a Mang0, but he won't
his Fox/Falco aren't even bad
Bros wtf?!? Trif is RIPPED and dual wields scythes!
I wish armada never lost to Swedish. Such a shitstain on his record
Hello Hungrybox
>the hbox virgin "please feel sorry for me"
vs
>the chad amsa "sorry I could not win the battle this time, thank you for believing in me I will try harder next time!"
What why.
It wasn't even a thing about his Jiggs, people always root for the underdog.
OH NO NO NO HFAM THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
why arent you at summit scar? too busy in the shed?
Swedish is a god bro
European chad gonna mop the floor with this American basedboy.
based void
better alone than in bad company
being real i get why Hbox is always upset. I don’t feel quite as bad if he’s scummy in his real life. If he just doesn’t play friendlies that’s not enough reason for me to dislike him, his personal stuff seems suspect.
I know but sheik gay
why do posters call every random person you like a chad
Swedish is good tho
but you can always say
>first to 2
I didn't know Void was here.
wtf he's buffer than pre-liver cancer Alex19
How can you deny it? Look at Trif. He's a chad through and through.
>makesmeSleepyK
>token ultimate player
Half of this couch is crap.
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it's a shame they couldn't have any Melee events at the Ultimate Summit
it would've been fun to watch the Ultimate players try to figure out the game
nah that's the arms crossed pose
pre-liver destruction alex was MASSIVE
Toph Lovage Leffen HMW was the dream commentary combo
God bless Summit
He literally has a neckbeard bro
he started getting fat/soft before the liver thing, i think he stopped lifting or something
hes right guys I dream of this existence
Just watch when Sm4sh/Ultimate players are playing Smash Masters at SSC.
how is it so different?
i think pros will figure out really easily
I don't think Bobby knows the meaning of half the words used in that picture
>token ultimate player
Watch it, user. VoiD is the only Ultimate player that's a homie.
This makes me so happy with the girlfriend I have now holy shit.
I don't care much about melee not being in EVO but it sucks we can't have this anymore
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What the fuck am I reading?
and that's why we love him
how is melee different from ultimate? Oh boy
>minus the heteronormativity
>he's marrying a woman
?
VoiD is based
Same. But Bo5-wise he's straight up never lost outside of the gods + leff & plup, which is still pretty great.
>heteronormativity & patriarchy
oh nonono
did she make him call her xe during the vows
show pictures because I'm a gay twink and love bears
Let's fucking go Amsa
based on what?
Why does trif look like slime with a beard?
>no heteronormativity
>literally a man and a woman getting married
hbox - azula
leffen - zuko (redemption arc)
aang - ppmd (dissapears for a 100 years only to come back and save the world)
sokka - mango
iroh - armada
bumi - m2k
mango is iroh
Been done before, but better.
if ultimate babies want to shit on the melee players at their summit I have no qualms doing the exact same thing
Who is amsa
kys weeb
Whenever I’m super depressed, there’s a smash summit on to make me feel numb for four days
>shitting on the one ultimate player that plays melee
nice work
Who is Toph and please don't say Toph
appa
is there any chance PPMD will return to competing or is he just gonna chill and stream
After hearing his story about his illness I doubt it'll happen anytime soon.
>/our yosh/ beat fagbox
fucking based Amsa
I don't think he'll ever make a serious return where he's still as competitive as he used to be. But I really hope he at least does commentary.
>again
Stream. He isn't coming back to the tournament scene.
watching this makes me realize Peach is literally as cancerous as Puff
it would be some shit if he finally got better but then said nah I don't really feel the competitive spirit anymore so I still won't compete
Try not to rip your dick off.
>we both played bad
Why do so many winning Melee players always say this?
no
Melee needs a true villain that shit talks everyone he beats.
nobody wants to sound like leffen
Salem
M2K can train him to be a Melee god
t. 0-2 falco main
Anyone want to netplay? FM 5.9 a6f1c025
t. salty spacie mango dickrider
>leffen hanging around the mic area like a vulture waiting for his 20 minute attention boost
Please tell him to fuck off, Trif. Throw your turnips at him.
Can never watch these because any time someone says "nair", I cringe.
>PPMD is aang
Nigger no
Are they going to be doing any fun events for tonight like Mafia or talent show?
I had to mute scar on twitter, if you've ever followed him you'll know why
Is that your autism attack trigger word?
quiplash then probably 2 games of mafia
nair
mafia and some sort of cards against humanity game
>cringing at totally innocuous things
enjoy your ban, 12 year old.
mafia is every night
I understand that depression can be extremely debilitating but when I hear stories of players like IBDW I think PP just needs to suck it up and go place in a bracket if he wants to compete again
I nair my legs
I nair marth in the face
NEUTRAL AERIAL ATTACK
is there any chance M2K will return to competing or is he just gonna chill and stream
How long until Mafia?
Bruh, he has actual PHYSICAL disabilties, depression is a MENTAL one. Go listen to his twitch comeback video then come back here before you brap your lips, dumbass.
>High level players playing the others game at a lower level of play
For what purpose
Jenga was fun though.
good times
>just suck it up lol
even if that were true, PPMD has physical problems and he got WORSE from "sucking it up"
if Puff was actually banned, people would just hate Marth instead
It depends on how much money he can make off of just streaming. If he can't hack it doing just that then he'll come back to competing.
It's ok buddy, I get that sometimes too. Just listen to this cool song for a bit and repeat the word 'nair' in your head.
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No Sheik would get the rest of the hate. There is nothing wrong with Marth.
Amsa is Mai
Currently he's way more enthusiastic over Mario Maker 2 than Melee and Ultimate.
is scar /ourguy/?
>He/Him
no.
Not anywhere close.
Placing vs. Peach can feel dumb, but it's still fun.
>I could whoop Daigo's ass in melee
Feels good
shut it tranny
This makes me feel very weird about playing 4 Elements Trainer now
Did... Did I cum to an amnesiac Leffen fucking an even sluttier than normal Hbox
And how many smashers have crippled hands and still play like it's an addiction?
Also, samefag
honestly the best path for him is probably to get a normal job and just stream whatever he wants on the side
One, as far as I know. And Hax made a controller specifically for his injured hands.
wow hugs is disgusting up close
>samefag
oh nononono btfo'd how will you ever recover my pedo friend
Plup is definitely Toph
but he already did that and stopped because his problems could have killed him
HOLY SHIT
now THIS is a skit
HOLY FUCKKNG SHIT LMAOOOOOO
keks were had
>Oh shit
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA
that might have been the best Summit skit ever
What a bunch of fucking memers.
what the fuck did i just watch?
So uh... Zain x Spud by the leff twink artist when
I need to see them playing with each other's controllers to get their trippers as big as they can
>Man identifies as a man
So stunning and brave...
i never watched bandersnatch, i don't get anything
KINO
Damn I wish they went with that ending instead.
wtf did i just watch
they went from a Black Mirror parody to a gay porn parody
wtf lol
Simply amazing skit
>Oh shit, I'm sorry
>oooohh shiiiitt
itt: reddit
>It gets bigger when I pivot
holy shit
there is nothing to get besides it being interactive.
like wise, its gonna be a rough weekend for skits
never mind the story, it's whole gimmick is you can choose different outcomes like those "choose your own adventure" books
gibe clip
Was it a gay movie? I don't get it
t. trif
>skipping the best part
thought it was forest gump 3bh. im not well versed in gay porn apparently
>hey everyone i have an announcement to make: i am new
gatekeeping a gay porno. its time to log off bud
If you ever put Zain or Spud in cringe and bluepill again after this, you are retarded and a kotaku tranny.
why does slime watch this shit
how does slime find out about this shit
Hax Alola form
Same.
I'm european.
Trif is european.
Are americans just fags or something?
Because it's a big enough meme that even twitch chat normalfags know about it.
everybody who spends time on the internet, especially Yea Forums knows about this
Someone wanna tell me who the fuck this Ludwig guy is? Seems like he just appeared out of nowhere in the Melee community one day.
he's been around, but only active locally iirc.
Its ok to not get the joke just dont be a steamy faggot about it
>gatekeeping
>"log off"
You are so new it hurts. The concept of lurking just completely escapes you zoomers.
It's a meme you dip. Don't you know the popular culture of the internet?
I don't follow this shit enough because it moves too fast these days
I'm still living in a world of harambe or that cereal monkey whatever that was
haven't seen this referenced ever. you guys must traverse some gay ass boards
remember when we had Slap City at Summit 7?
those were the days
>actually bootyblasted over someone not knowing your gay porno
so this is the power of the american education system...
Fuck you.
user exposing himself right now lol
Trif & Plup working off each other on comms is beautiful. Can't wait for greasy Leffen to attention whore is way on mic and ruin everything.
Fuck off back to r/politics all he said was lurk more
@N0ne LUL
He's from AZ and kind of forced his way into relevance over time by organizing some good events and putting himself out there in commentary and stuff. Enough people have thought that him and Slime are funny to just enjoy him still being around, and he streams too. I used to go to locals where he was at and I overheard that he used to run the unfiltered Toph Twitter account back when Twitter parody accounts for Smash were huge.
I don't know what america has to do with it. It is a well known clip. It is okay that you didn't know it.
>all the exposed newfags in this thread
remember when we had Westballz, Mew2King, and Scar?
those were the days
>yfw this they do a parody of this skit next with wizzy and his gf
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is it just me or is Moky the most entertaining Fox to watch?
>and Scar?
His absence is fine as he brings nothing to the table.
n0ne isn't really the type to turn it up last stock, is he
i hope you all enjoyed toronto weekly #154 GFs
UH OH user about to seethe
he brings instability to mafia
Fellow AZbro? Wanna netplay?
>Trif shitting on None
Holy shit. I mean None deserves it, but damn.
ive probably been on 4channel longer than you faggot. i just dont browse the gay porn threads unfortunately
lmao literally 5 minutes after this is type. Why is Leffen such an attention seeking faggot?
What's the point of choose your own adventure when only one of the options is entertaining
>I d-don't browse gay boards
>He says on www.4channel.org/v/
Nah his whole thing is being unconventional. Sadly he's only the third best falcon here.
>he still doesn't understand it's not about the content it's from but the silliness of the scene that made it stood out
go back
I don't know.
I feel like we've barely seen Moky.
It's gonna take some time before any other Fox reaches Leffen or Plup tier.
He's probably been on the mic more than some of the actual commentators at this point.
i'm male but i'd have johnny's kids any day of the year
moky beat plup at goml
He did? guess i better tune in then.
he went game 5 with hbox too
To be fair Plup played like shit at GOML
Moky's pretty damn good though, but I'm not ready to buy the hype just yet
Dreph is so based. That fully charged up smash kill was kino.
QUIPLASH TIME
can't wait for it to be 6 commentators and 2 random bts staff to be playing
lmao have u guys seen this meme before?? i think its a new gay porno meme and im on the cutting edge here
reminder that brood war qualifiers are going on today
shit, did they extend eldrich garfield to melee characters? damn
GSL is happening soon too
ASL is back on?
So when is group C?
Fuck being european sucks hard for watching melee.
artosis is singed up for the qualifier and casting GSL? or do we have stupid rapidcasting doing it?
Looks like it.
just looked at Twitter and Ally lost to an Isabelle at some tournament
wtf
sick zelda remix rn
This is the same as when Leffen and Plup talk about picking up puff and easily winning. If he switched to Fox/Falco he would get waxed, just like Leffen and Plup are out of their minds if they think they could beat hbox in a puff ditto.
according to liquipedia ASL starts june 30th, there's several qualifying events before then though one of which must be happening today
>Complete cuckery
>Ardent feminism resulting in a retarded, Frankenstein name that disgraces the legacy of your ancestors
>Falling for the marriage and children meme
>No longer shows up in the community you've loved your whole life
Man I really wish I could be Scar right now!
It'd be dope if that girl commentator who did the KSl qualifiers hopped on the mic again
Ah cool thanks, looking forward to some more ASL action after finding the last KSL pretty eh.
low skill ceiling game
Jesus Christ
I wonder who will be invited to the next Ultimate Summit. it feels like ZeRo and the Melee players are irrelevant by now.
maybe MKLeo, Tweek, Nairo, Marss, Samsora, VoiD
Maybe that Japanese kid, forgot his name.
>Next ultimate summit
Not here to hate, but i doubt it.
Sick mind reading skills.
retards been typing !join in chat for 10 minutes and it doesn't do anything
Fuck that I want my MvC2 Boomerville summit
the first one made shitloads of money didn't it?
me too, its amazing how things like having music during breaks and transitions and not playing literally 1 ad over and over helps make a broadcast not feel sterile
Adding to that Dabuz, Ally, Esam or MVD.
I could see Wizzrobe getting in given his performance at SnS.
Reminder to vote for based chillin no matter what
damn ive been missing summit. anyone willing to give me a quick rundown?
>has hbox been btfo
>is amsa winning
>was mafia kino
>has hbox been btfo
>is amsa winning
Bro...
>brown on brown crime
based and red pilled
amsa timed out hbox.
mafia last night was pretty bad, bad town and ineffectual power roles. they said they'd tried for two games tonight though so hopefully things improve
amsa timed out hbox in game 5
Will Chillin crush the competition?
HBox lost to Amsa before
Only Mafia so far sucked.
hbox dropped a set to amsa but it doesn't matter since its pools and they both advance in winners anyway
>amsa put the hdog down to rest
>amsa got shreked by falcon
>no mafia yet, group c not yet played
Its a great summit so far.
Hbox lost to aMSa in a timeout game 5. Doesn't really matter though since it's Swiss pools.
Mafia was a disaster where town couldn't do anything and mafia won with ease.
doesnt the stuff the audience puts in display during the ending credits in the second version of quiplash?
these are awful
t. literal child
I have no idea what's happening right now
Quiplash is only fun for the people playing.
How did smash hoes lose
Should've been smash sluts
shit talking hugs is powerful
>Say retarded
>Everyone on the couches start saying "woah"
Holy shit, I'm turning this reddit stream off, wish I was there just to scream nigger and then walk out.
>couch gets mad about smash hoes
>goes "woah" at retard word
Hugo is banned for life at this point
Who also thinks a 4 player Mario Maker 2 side event would be dope for Summit 9?
>its a paid for event that features commentators instead of the actual players
this is why i never give money to summit
So wait did the staff react?
The whole point of the game is to be politically incorrect and controversial.
wizzy voted in free
vish is such a fag
Jackbox games. If you want to vote you need to log in with an account on jackbox.tv and enter the code. Quiplash is not too exiting though
>haha
the entire thing is a melee god and community worship event, nobody is really hiding it
haha
I don't get jukebox, seen a couple of different games of it and it's never been funny imo
>based Oscar says retard
HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH - All SJW cucks (minorities mostly)
Like clockwork.
It's only fun when you play it with close friends.
Is Marth-Fox really 65-35? Honestly I want Hungrybox to do a matchup chart for the top half of the roster vs each other just to see Leffen seethe
The drawing game is the better jackbox game
Killer Puff Latino
>khbox plz leave
baste
hugs always cutting his answers short is funnier then the jokes
>khbox pls leave
Hbox fucking leaves
BASED Blur
>Noo stop being mean
What's the fucking point of this game then
Based Blur
At least get some funny players on the couch
>aMSa's egg fetish
fucking based, everyone sees it
How the fuck could they not get a single top player on the game? Why did they include a person whos not even there?
>What's the fucking point of this game then
Apparently to waste time before mafia.
Who lets vish and toph stay on the couch?
>khbox plz leave
blur if you're reading this please keep shitting on hcuck
He's right there behind vish tho
why doesn't Yea Forums play mafia together anymore?
is there a single more based non top player than Blur?
Who would you rather have on stream playing quiplash?
does crush count now that he's died for melee's sins?
I've played this game before with friends, but its kind of cringey watching people play
zain bout to drop an n bomb in his answer
Earlier he left to sit at the table
n0ne
I'd rather a samus be on stream.
blur fuckin outplayed them hard there
HBox honestly. 3/4ths of the couch is annoying and not funny. Get rid of Toph, Vish, and Chillin
m2k
why arent they making any showering jokes
>those waffposting tier answers
This is just an inside joke showcase
Hungrybox is gonna kill himself
>not getting all the memes
>commentators playing quiplash
yikes
If Jigglypuff didn't have Rest where would she be on the BAIR list?
>vish vish vish
cringe
slime wtf mate
>not shitting on smash sisters
Why are you people so scared
>shilling smash sisters
Ugh
How many people in Smash Sisters are "girls"?
Blur is the only redpilled person playing
EGG FETISH LOL
all of them sweaty :)
>the people
Which people? The angry twitter mob?
Without rest she'd suck ass.
>now her options out of crouch are just her downsmash p much which doesnt really kill.
>Sheik/Marth and some mid/low tiers dont die at sub 40 for recovering on stage.
Imagine Falcon without Knee.
Vish and Toph are fucking annoying and need to shut up.
pog is hbox
>Hbox losing his shit at twitch emotes
inb4 kill hbox
If there's anything this Quiplash has revelaed, it's that the Smash community is pozzed as hell.
To kill a mockingblur was decent
my god
based blur
blur is unequivocally BASED
Where even is blur?
Why is toph being such a bitch about mean jokes
toph is so annoying
OH NO ONO NON ONONONO
Blur is based as fuck
He left the couch because he was triggering everyone so bad
He's an unironic faggot
He's hosting from home.
Terrified of getting twitlongered and has to pretend to like the other game
reply to this post to get toph to never speak again
>hbox tweet earlier
>khbox please leave while hes right there
>only makes self deprecating answers about himself
hes totally gonna kill himself
god i wish blur could have given an answer for the smash sisters prompt
nah he's just a diva
Go back to going 0-2 at locals and let the people who actually play the game share opinions, retard. Rest isn't the only reason puff is retarded.
>playing games
>on Yea Forums
Moky will definitely throw some savage answers
>Low energy small-dicked answers
>Those are the most low energy small dick answers
Damn juan
>hbox chain restaurants
>not saying Bair Grills
Retard couch
The smash scene would improve ten fold if he and scar would fuck off forever.
they try too hard to be politically correct
blur killing it
Why didn't they play charades instead
Without rest, who do you think she'd be better than? I don't think she'd be any better than say, Samus. Her fastfaller matchups would undeniably become much worse.
kek
>person who straight up said "retard" on stream is crying about Blur's actual funny answers
Bruhs...wtf happened? Scar literally a he/him tranny now, this pozzed af quiplash game (blur aside), what is with this shit? Is there really no escape from the faggot shit anywhere?
>about 20k in viewership
I like Hbox for once
does that even make sense
>person who straight up said "retard"
omg did they hang him?
Just stop.
Every single top player thinks Puff is either #1 or somewhere #1-3.
Hbox barely even uses rest anymore unless when necessary.
Hbox kills melee
Then he saves Quiplash
It's like pottery
why does moky constantly look uneasy
YoungLink owns puff
he wants to be edgy but he's restraining himself
>WTF THEYRE NOT SAYING NIGGER IN EVERY ANSWER THIS SHIT IS SO LAME
The threat of rest is fucking massive part of Hbox's gameplan, and he statistically loses against both Leffen and Mango in sets overall if he does not land any rests.
You are a moron.
>Yikes Oof Pussy
based
>Yoshi On That Pussy
Kek
based hchad answer
He had really quality answers all around
we've found the source of his frustration; he actually cares and nobody believes
>Only reason Hbox did not win was because Aiden got gifted a free 2000
pfft
hopefully tonight's mafia games turn out good
>hbox was our guy all along
b-bros
was it kino?
im so drunk right now i want to die
OFFICIAL QUIPLASH TIER LIST
>S Tier
Blur
A Tier
>HBox
B Tier
>Sexysexyyes Zain
F Tier
>Everyone Else
G Tier
>Hugs being so retarded he can't finish answers on time
Z Tier
>Lovage getting worked at every naughty unpc answer while also saying 'retard' live on stream
Thank you for your time
MAFIA TIME
PLS NO MAFIA HBOX
>"That's it, Hungrybox is your Quiplash Summit 8 champion"
>"Oh what's up Mang0, tough break, but you had a great run over the past few days, you did win that Super Smash Brothers Melee side event"
hbox had straight up garbo answers round 1 and pandering shit round 2
>especially considering they're such a monster size and all
I fucking love the monster tipper detail
Just because you strip a character of an element doesn't mean that the character is suddenly bad. Remember Wobbles? Who won Evo #2 place with ICs? Yeah he literally said IC's not a bad character even without wobbling. How much do you think removing rest will affect Puff? A little sure, but not enough to put her in C tier. Puffs are just going to develop new kill combos off of grab.
Trannies took over smash a few years ago man, that's what happens.
Without rest Puff is right under Sheik, since that MU becomes doable, but she still murks Falcon and Peach with gimps and spacing respectively, and every character below them lose neutral outright against her.
HBox being salty over the crap was very funny
fuck the trannies
we'll never let those niggers take over smash
No Oscar could probably beat the entire house aside from Norwalk in a fist fight despite 6'2 ajd 110lbs soaking wet, solely due to how fucking bluepilled that couch is. They wouldn't dare try to.
>the best recovery in the game
>best edgeguarding in the game
>bair/fair carries offstage
>lives forever
Still broken tier
Thats pretty much what quiplash with a large audience comes down to, since especially with a game as old as this one a lot of people wont get the answers if they are inside jokes
Straight outta Reddit, the couch in a nutshell
>Wizzy still not sponsored
why
I don't think the couche is as bluepilled as much as there are many sponsors willing to remove money if they use the "R word".
hugs struggling puts him above the everyone else tier
>lives forever
>jigglypuff
>lives forever
>JIGGLYPUFF
You are a fucking idiot.
They already have. You get socially lynched if you're even center anymore.
>they actually emulated the guy saying "perfect" after the MMMMM
They did their homework
you being a massive faggot.
that's what.
>cannot be gimped
>cannot be edgeguarded
>always recovers if not sent past the blast zone
she has the best horizontal survivability in the game, kys retard
Repeat something enough and you start to believe it. Plus look at a good majority of their twitters.
EE said he got a sponsor, but it's not officially announced yet
puff dies early btw
Void is there. WHAT
This gonna be a good one bros.
>the woman straightens her hair when the Chad shows up
>dies at 70
>lives forever lol!
where's Samsora
>ludwig playing mafia
Well guess I'm calling it an early night. See you guys tomorrow.
pls Vish play.
Falcon-Puff w/o rest would be super weird. I imagine Falcons would go for way more grabs because they dont lose a lot if they miss it and Falcon gets a lot off of grabs.
Add dirt to that glue diet of yours
>dies at 70
But she doesn't though. She kills characters at that percent because her off stage game is incredible. Or rest
Puff would still crouch, cause it to whiff, and depending on stage positioning (usually by the ledge), leads to edgeguard situations. The MU would be way more campy than it already should be played (a la Wizzy) if falcons wanted best odds to win
You forget the part where shes impossible to hit and a 40% is a lot of damage on a character like Puff. With good DI she can survive horisontal hits up to 100. Which is like the equivalent of a Samus at 200.
cope
Where is leff and Mango?
>no ChuDat
leffen is probably still upset at dying night 1
Salem was right
When is he not upset?
we might have a kino game now mafia is nerfed
mango more than anyone could destroy town as mafia
BASED
FUCKING
COP
drephen fucking knows
does anyone have the "I'm town as fuck" in melee text?
When he wins. But when he doesn't, he is a little arrogant baby. Must be hard being Leffen, right?
What's the story of IBDW? Never really kept my eyes on him.
meh, every power role should be checking/defending Mango N0 anyway
>leffen and hbox are gonna be alone in the other room all alone seething from dying night 1
What the fuck is this room and why are they letting a girl play?
one day while Hungrybox was masterbating...
fuck off that is our guy chillins gf based thicc chelly
anyone who fucks chillin has earned there spot as far as i'm concerned
>I understand that depression can be extremely debilitating
>but just suck it up dude
>I understand
Apparently not my guy. He doesn't owe you anything, he doesn't have to return.
crunch knows yo
>He doesn't owe you anything
Damn mango got called out so fast. This game is too annoying if the rest of the players are shit
Because she gives good handjobs (assumption)
okay I like Rick and the way he plays so FUCK CHELLY and FUCK PEOPLE WHO LET CHILLINDUDE LAY ON TOP OF THEM
>chillin was breathing
I wonder if Drephen should just claim Cop now and get rid of Mango before his influence takes the town over. Usually a terrible play but it's Mango.
pls kill hmw
Damn. I really feel for the guy. Shitty households can really fuck you up.
>everything I say seems so fuckin opposite of what's really goin down man
chillin needs to keep his hoe in check
if only Vanessa were here
bc she's a top slag
Was that a 200 IQ play by Chelly or a -1 IQ that looped back to 256?
based rich
He really should go for his soul reads instead of trying to figure all the logistics out. He's really good at that.
I really want to give him a heterosexual hug and support and let him mooch off me in exchange for periodic Melee sessions while he works to improve his situation.
you failed your math joke
God damn Chillin is BASED. Not only does he not give a fuck and eat everything in sight. But he also has a fucking THICC ass welsh QT 3.14. How does he do it.
THEY BETTER NOT LYNCH THIS GUY
chillin be smart enough to save him
I wish wizzy were playing asleep on the bean bag and his gf played for him while sitting on his rod
HMW is so bad at town
Killing people because they know how to play, classic summit mafia retards
this really puts into perspective just how fucking shit smashers are at mafia
>yo man lets just kill this guy he's a productive town member n' shit
he's bad at town, but also like a textbook bully. I remember guys like him from middle school
RETARDKINO
>when they put a good player like Rick into Smasher Mafia
Waff's only value is towntelling so hard.What a dickhead trash player
I knew they were bad but to just immediately lynch him like that is too perfect
She cute. How did chillin land such a slam piggy
>bruhhhh, i aint even understand this game so we should vote him off dudes he just waystin time and shit but shout outs to mafiacon tho
ye thats why hes bad
retarded and a huge chaos source for town
>chillin dies
>now chelly wants to die
chillins bout to get it
"we all know drephen is town"
CAUSE YO MAFIA NIGGUH
damn this mafia is making plays I like it