Mario lore thread

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Haha!

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does it lock the game?

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WHAT

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mario power ups are drugs

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f

Cute!!

Haha

Haha!

Nice headcannon, faggot

What if he did the weed? Haha

why doesn't anyone make a mario edit where he gets high off the shrooms and the game plays all funky?

I always imagine that mario is a drug attic and the mushrooms make him hallucinate

NINTENDO

>attic
every tim

I like your style

HAHA DRUGS LMAO XD

Is Mario the most powerful video game character?

MOltres
ZApatos
ARTicuno
MOZART IS ALIVE

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He has lived a hundred thousand lives, and still never banged.
He is Incel Eternal

>zapatos

nigga

Cute

>song of storms
holy shit

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>Incel
are u fuckt in the head? Pauline, Peach, Rosalina, Goombella, Vivian, Madame Flurrie, Luigi, Yoshi, Toadette (just to name a FEW off the very top of my head) all beg for his Italian sausage in every game they're in.

he's such an ascended Chad he has no need for pussi. building up speed with BLJs for 5000 consecutive hours and teleporting across multiple parallel universes is hundreds of times more pleasurable than any wet hole can provide.

semen demons hold no sway over the power of a truechad.

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OMG IT'S REAL

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wheres the lore

God fucking damnit I thought it was going to be the credits warp

im at a LOSS for words

I guess something got LOSSt in translation

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Fuck you all

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>no Kong Wars

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kek

DEEPEST

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kek

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HOLY SHIT

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do any of you know what lore means?????

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holy SHIT,

more pls

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Honestly, the people who say Color Splash has bad dialogue really only cherrypick the few "DUDE PAPER LMAO" moments then stretch to to the entire game. Tons of great moments like the whole reverse world, the pet piranha plant quest, the pirate toads, the toad power ranger parodies, etc.
Even if the game was lacking in gameplay and story, I feel the humor and environment elevate it above absolute shit tier.

How such such a soulful game be so soulless

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Everything was shitty memes,stop defending this garbage

this is a comfy thread

good job proving his point

>Paul McCartney didn't die and secretly get replaced in 1966
>He became Mario
It all makes sense now.

Really? Was the dig at starbucks a meme? Was "If it wasn't for this scarf, I'd be naked!" a meme?
Was the Toads all coming to complain about at you about the delayed train a meme?
Not liking the humor is one thing, but blatantly lying is another

>when mario crawls, the 1 up makes an infinity sign
Is this the true meaning behind mario's immortality?

I heard Miyamoto wouldn’t ship the game unless they added this room.

What was this?
I remember watching something about this.

OneyPlays reference, Chris made this back in the day and tried to fool his friends.

Sheeeet

Jesus. Did Mario die at the end of SMB3?

>Mario can straight up Royal Guard the entropy of the universe

What a dumbass theory. Mozart was born in 1756. There is no way I could still be alive.

what am i looking at

Haha my existence is torture

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check the timer

The opposite. The play in SMB3 was Mario mantling himself, allowing him to achieve CHIM and possibly Amaranth, and the Mario we see in 3D is just a 3 dimensional cross-section of his true, all-mighty form.

Hot DAMN

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Oh shit.

haha he could sit on my face instead

I don't get it

>I programmed the game by playing the game.

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>how to beat Super Mario World
>lmao just play 2 rounds of pong then ram the Mario snake into the wall

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Good thread. Excellent new lore.

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the whole code injection stuff is batshit insane. how the fuck did they even figure this out

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youtube.com/watch?v=TkYEJXN2QWk

>I'll never forget this song!
Who is saying that?

>H-HE'S FAST!

hey
stop that

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He was a cuck before Odyssey lmao

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>Yoshi's Island (GBA port)
>Secret ending for getting 100 in every level
>The number of Yoshis in pic related is the number of times you died + 1
>Every time you die in Yoshi's Island, that Yoshi is truly dead and another takes its place

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Look at the stars, then look at pic related

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Wait what the FUCK
I thought that was a neat hidden easter egg the dev put in.

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so this is the power of autism?

At first I thought it would be arbitrary code execution to get to the final level, but holy fuck that's crazy.

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ackshully it stands for Mintendo

>I

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What am I looking at

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PLAY IT OFF, AMADEUS!!

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>not posting the follow up

What kind of loser dies 507 times in yoshis island

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>>The number of Yoshis in pic related is the number of times you died + 1
They only died 506 times idiot.

It could very well be the sun song

Dev emulators are quite a powerful little things at spying how the game work from inside.
But in this case i imagine that they thought "if nintendo does not check the upper bound of the object stack on SMB3, maybe they don't on SMW either?" And it is absolutely correct.

> that kid who made up the extremely convoluted story of being able to play Mario 64 from Mario Kart 64 through this stage
fuck you Rodrigo, you made me waste about 6 hours of my life

Fine, fine.

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> it had to be this way
Fuck.

>I'm glad it was you
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

There's an exploit that makes the game interpret your button presses as machine code and run it. Once you've done that, you can reprogram the game any way you want.

Reminder that Super Paper Mario confirms that enemies do die and go to hell

Post the one where the guy makes it Flappy Bird

So how exactly does that work?

look up code injection.

So basically, he preforms enough actions to set certain values that alter or at least shape the code in order to play pong?

What's the rom called?

>You know realize Mecha-Koopas arent in Mario Maker

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Yes, it's a whole nother level of batshit crazy, the fact that this was discovered and executed is insane

I thought they were having sex at first

I’ve seen this gif many times over many years and I just now got the joke. I thought the whole thing was just him messing up the shell throw on purpose

your brain's so smooth i can see my reflection

>it's real

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Haha

Rest in peace shybro

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came here to post this

And here we have the average Yea Forums poster. A person with a brain so smooth that the only way they can describe games are “game good” and “game bad”.

Have you played the secret final level in Yoshi's Island GBA?

He can't keep getting away with it!

>placement of the stars isn't even similar

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What the fuck does this mean? What am I supposed to feel from this? What a weird decision to add this in the game

Moltres, Shoes and Articuno

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If you're still here, you had to fly with the cape normally but if you did it this way, it's infinitely easier. Flying normally, if you hit any of those fireballs, you lose flight and die in lava.

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Marios a queer faggot, so is goomba!

Touch Fuzzy.
Get dizzy.

I saw a suggestion a while ago that the star night painting by the staircase in Super Mario 64 was showing the song of storms, look at the pattern of the stars.

DAMAGED

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Oh wow
I'm gonna try this to see if I can collect every single coin in that one area.

THIS ISNT RIGHT

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The guy with the music box
youtube.com/watch?v=LJrFKns0EZw

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Music Box Man is saying it because he's recalling a song he heard a long time ago (a song you taught him in the past...sort of).

Diddy got so fucking pissed he killed himself.

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Alright the TRUE deepest lore is here
I'm surprised no one has posted anything referencing this shit yet.

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Except they do sit in the remake.

The worst part about this is that the theater was made by a Yoshi enthusiast. And yet he never once took this into consideration when designing the seats? What the fuck

and the original

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whats the consensus on this

Yeah I thought the same thing.

No one ever points out how it's uno, dos, tres.

Is this like how Castlevania manifests whole cooked chickens every time it recreates itself each century?

yellow lighting on a blue object makes it look green

Why are you counting in Spanish? That doesn't make any sense.

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woah...

but why is bowser caging them

Fuck off with this nonsense, I've seen way more people defend the dialogue of this game and they always cherrypick this one shy guy. If you actually play the game you'd realize it's full of annoying Toad npcs that quip or joke every 2 seconds and a bunch of enemy npcs whose whole characterization/punchline is "bad guy that's not actually bad". And Huey, who's also shitty but it's been so long I forgot what my grievance was with him.

Thanks

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because he wanted to male the difference. He wanted a world where everyone could fit it

They are sick are being quarantined.

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This is it, Yoshi...

Holy fuck that takes me back.

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Moltresneed

ah, that is very considerate of him, then

Requesting the lore involving Peach's braaps being the cause of the haze in Hazy Maze Cave

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Paper Mario NES

>Pannenkoek speedruns SMB1.gif

He just wanted a world where everything was square... Like him...

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I never said the humor was perfect, just that I has a lot of better moments than people let on.
Of course you don't HAVE to like it.
Also, where did that whole "bad guy whose not actually bad' come from? most of them are just over the top or not serious about the situation, that very rarely happens if I remember correctly. I don't think the shyguy is representative of the whole game, I actually like that it's so out of place with the humor. You expect some quips and maybe a trap and forced battle, but it's actually just a shyguy reflecting one his life, which is why it's so funny. It never happens again, and you just go on to bop more shyguys

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Are they talking about the Flip Switch music?

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He was trying to arrange the whole world into squares so everyone could fit in

RUNNING IN THE NINETIES

Maybe he got arrested because Mario platformed off him in a level inadvertently leading to Bowser's regularly scheduled assbeating.

mario has lore?

Artic uno
Zap dos
Mol tres

Prinny does the same thing except when you lose your 200th prinny it's game over forever.

Hey I did not tell you that, fucking retard.

>NO NO NO NO THE BAD GUY MUST BE BAD FUCK CENTRISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

how did you get that from that post? quit the internet for a couple of months before you go actually insane

yoshi doesn't talk

>Gay luigi

What did mario mean with this

cuatro

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>FUCK TRUMP FUCK NAZIS FUCK ANYTHING THAT ISN'T MY BLACK AND WHITE THINKING
Dilate

deepest lore

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Yeah dude, i think this thread has some mario lore in it

Does this actually work?

Aticopdes is confirmed

hehe

it just turns you into a grey hammer suit, doesn't make you stone

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yikes

>the mario pipeline

perpetual energy

LOL

the more I look at this, the more confusing it is

That's a really wild detail for a Mario game.

FUCK ME

Oh come on, everybody remembers unlocking the Doom Slayer cap and picking up the super shotgun to defeat the abyss watcher in front of Peach's Castle

youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

This was one of my childhood dreams.

>Color Splash has bad dialogu
No, the problem with Color Splash is terrible gameplay.

Bla cuatro

NINTENDO

What did they mean by this?

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nothing personel kid

>Vsauce
Their early shit is so fucking stupid, how did they become what they are now

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>what they are now

a channel that makes no videos?

Fuck off, Pete.

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haha

lmao

A ton youtube red videos.
>Their early shit is so fucking stupid
World is stupid. That's the point. Stupid and interesting is good combo.

youtube red is aids

Holy shit this is old, who made it anyway?

Are Mario and Bowser reincarnations that are destined to battle for eternity like Link and Ganon?

Literally did this

What could he have done to deserve such a fate?

Cute

Yeah, but you can't go into the pipe to leave anymore.

More like Bowser's a megalomaniac obsessed with fighting Mario.

I don't understand.

Haha

That sounds like a fun game

I never knew you could survive the time up by doing this. Neat!

Mozart is not undead

They "talk", although it's just gibberish. It's like Super Mario RPG, where you can't understand what they say until you get on a Yoshi, and even then only they understand each other. Here, they simply removed the step of getting on a Yoshi.

that quote takes me back.

Mario 64/DS, Paper Mario, PM The Thousand Year Door, M&L Partners in Time and Mario Odyssey say otherwise, can't remember if they talk in Sunshine and Galaxy 2

Sun Song doesn't progress like that

Kek

Pannoakke is a 200 iq genius isn't he?

No, that's the fat guy

cute and yoshipilled

The clone is his homunculus

Imagine the cute squeals Yoshi would make when you hugged him

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Are the other plumbers the result of accessing parallel universes?

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Nah, they're like Stanley, humble human laborers in the Mario Universe. Overalls are good work gear.

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>I

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Mario bros 3 whistle song

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Deepest lore you say?
youtu.be/rOFzB91QKTs

If you want to see some real shit watch this.
youtu.be/Vjm8P8utT5g

this thread is fucking killing me please keep it going

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Snap

underrated

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>nobody posted the castle septic system

the what

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I murdered that penguin many times as a kid

What the hell is this?

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Here ya go!

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That stupid image claiming Hazy Maze Cave is the castle's sewer, complete with the gas room being farts and the boulders being Bowser and Peach's poop.

Jesus I forgot about him. Did he die or what?

Okay, THIS is the essential and important lore

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Over 20 years later and I'm still learning things about one of my favorite games ever. How can people look at this masterpiece and say soul doesn't exist, I never realized the penguin emulates you. That's cute as fuck

>Not posted since 2016.
Get off Yea Forums, user.

Is that Wario before he went insane with greed? Also, names for the other 3?

>S PE
>A IO
>AL X

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>Mario grabbing a handful and savoring it
B A S E D

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How come nobody pointed out that the tracklayout loosley resambles the bowser nes sprite?

Isn't he like Mario's cousin or something?

Forever relegated to small cameos, his latest being a spirit in Smash Ultimate. Let's hope somebody remembers him for either the next Mario or DK game.

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Meme magic was always real

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SO LONG GAY BOWSER

youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8Qy7L5ZaI

SMBZ EP. 8

jobel go to bed

Is there anything Mario's ass cannot overcome?

>Color Splash has no soul

the castle is alive and the 'chickens' are it's living tissue

Jesus Mario butt slam attack in Smash when.

Fortune Street, a board game for the Wii with Mario and Dragon Quest characters.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

Holy shit

munchers

But why?

maybe that other yoshi was just overweight

youtube.com/watch?v=EzYq07N1YHU
close enough

It's a fun Monopoly clone, with a long history in Japan.

Actually pretty funny.

Remember that rumor about the diagram of a human brain hidden in the textures for Wet-Dry World?

>New Itadaki/Fortune Street never
I wouldn't even mind if it didn't have Mario in it again. Squeenix could use their other franchises instead. A DQ x Octopath crossover Street game would work well. It would let them put the characters to good use too. Better than what their own game allowed for.

>MOZAART

not necessarily in that order

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Wait a minute...
I have seen these exact same posts in the same order...
What the fuck
Déjà-vu?

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This painting is the key to resolving the Song of Storms paradox

Hey you're not me oops I mean

based

Seems to me that you've half pressed A into a parallel universe.

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It also has an awesome remix of Bowsers SMB3 theme
youtube.com/watch?v=PWotVC78z94

awfmgisegngdrh

...How is this done? I mean, is this technically a ROMhack?

It's explained in the tasvideos page. tasvideos.org/5384S.html

Could you program a working BASIC interpreter with this?

new save file forever or is that game hardcore enough to brick itself?

This shit happens all the time for me

I still can't get over how lazy that box art is

truly soulless

TASbot has all kinds of little explanations for different things

youtube.com/watch?v=WxQDeD26tpY

That is truly sad and well done
If only the game didnt suck though

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Whoa that is sick.

>Hey Nintendo, watch TAS
Straight-up asking for a takedown there

I mean the guy runs TASbot at GDQ every year so I doubt anything is going to happen

I doubt it based on this explanation

twitch.tv/videos/57032858

its mozarts coordinate location

FAKE

Tits

Would you rather be a black Yoshi, or be called Hullerö?

>fun
War isn't fun. People die.

Make me

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>racist mario
>there is no racism depicted in the video

what did they mean by this?

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>U R MR GAY

But where are the toilets?

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he's racing a car

He literally talks in his first appearance. How are later games more canon than the original?

woah...a shyguy you meet and kill within the span of a couple hours...this is so sad...

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t. Σario.

I appreciate that their jokes weren't at the player's expense. Like when you had to remember and reproduce a ridiculously long sequence of block hits. Or the time you had to read "I love you" literally 100 times. Or the time you had to walk back and forth between the same stupid forest like 10 times. Or the time you had to go on a wild goose chase around the world to barely miss this important NPC.

this is incredible

>Like when you had to remember and reproduce a ridiculously long sequence of block hits.
when was this?

haha

Am I the only one that feel like the was so forced? Like one of the devs got this idea and put it into the game even if it does not fit.

>Déjà-vu
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before

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Super Paper Mario. I think it was 5-1. The Cragnon chapter.

Where's lil' Cheetuz?

The mushrooms are weed

I just looked it up since I have never played the game before. You forgot the part where you have to type "please" 5 times in a row, lol

wait, by THE Tomm Hulett?!

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That's how I did it as a kid though...

I was never any good at keeping altitude with the cap.

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dude you can climb altitude with the cape

Does anyone have the posts from that guy who wrote a fanfiction about the green thwomp for english class?

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This is such a stupid fucking overdone joke but it gets me every time

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I bet one of the devs played undertale and wanted to shove that in

Not him but I remember either the secret or extra level essentially being a gauntlet.

Jesus fuck, the idea of Diddy being so fucking mad that he kills himself has me in tears laughing

Anyone else feel sorry for bowser here
Like he built this giant level to stop mario and then this big battlefield, man vs man fair fight
And mario is just so fucking powerful he dances on koopas grave
Fuck man

It was extremely forced and it's fucking pathetic how people can be moved over something so trite and shallow.

TOO DEEP

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What if you beat the game without dying, since what changes is just the number wouldn't it say "You are the 1th Yoshi"?

PECK

Does anyone have that webm of 3D World, where Mario grabs a cherry, has his original body jump into a pit, and then the camera zooms in on the new singular Mario?

it's in this thread

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I could never get Mario or Luigi down B to rise like that no matter how fast I mashed

Is this loss?

I'm not sure what you mean, user.

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you are too young to post on this site. come back in a few years.

That can't be true. I see that picture all the time.

There's probably other versions with different MD5 hashes in that, case.

Wait what the fuck? I thought the game lets you keep going even after you run out of gas.

>Luigi

kek

I prefer to keep my drugs in the basement

What?

yeah I never get why people always jack off so much when people post that webm.

>put it in basement
>gets wet
>put it in attic
>wasps eat it
No winning move

mariowiki.com/Mad_Scienstein

> An interview with Arewo Shitain-hakase's character on the Wario Land 4 official Japanese gamepage confirms that he occasionally plays games to take a break from research. The same interview also suggests that he reads adult magazines and performs activities he cannot discuss with young boys while on his breaks.

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Scien(((stein)))

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No Mario

>not even mentioning the unlocking of lego ewan mcgregor

This is almost as good as the Tony Hawk timeline.

It strikes me more as dark humor then played straight

>That Shy guy fucking dies after that
Bros:(

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>Bakana! He's drifting inside the curb!

>No Donkey Kong
>No Mario
garbage

Tilt your monitor.

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what the fuck?

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Jesus Christ Toad, slow the fuck down.
You're gonna kill the man.

I feel like I'm losing my mind

>mario control space
>mario control time
How op is that plumber holy shit.

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This shitty game was so buggy

was it rape?

Kek

>it was for charity, gay bowser.

Why would mario fracture that innocent cosplayer's existance like that.

Fuck off with your pedoshjit

Which brother was that

The first level of the game even has a leveling exploit.

SHUT IT DOWN

y'know what's even worse a decision to put in a mario game
gamergate

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You mean the one where you repeatedly jump on a Koopa's shell? Because that's a reference to SMB.

It's weird seeing my recordings/webms still posted after almost 3 years.

what if that one yoshis tail is extra thicc

There was one where you can just endlessly chain Goomba kills by leaving two pipes intact.

haha

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>
underrated post

No fucking way
It feels like every few months a new mario gif comes out that shows a mechanic that i never knew existed

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>surviving time out
Holy shit!

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more like even more based decision

Ok, that's actually the definition of kino right there

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One(?) of the older Mario games has a mode where tanuki suit Mario can turn into a statue. This guy just did it, caught the koopa shell, and became Hammer Bro Mario.

>Mario Conker and Bomberman in the same universe
>Comics constantly cross over all games that appeared on Nintendo systems, not just ones owned by nintendo
>Nintendo allowing people to depict Mario Link and Kirby as evil
>Plok
Pre 2000's nintendo really was a different time.

WAIT A SECOND...is this...?

If Mario is such a tough guy how come he keeps losing to King Boo?
No amount of built-up speed or universe traveling is going to help you out of this painting, little bitch ass plumber

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this guy always fucks me up im so retarded. i can ace everything else in this fucking game easy, except this goofy motherfucker. thanks for this.

Its like how Superman is the strongest DC fucker, but he cant deal with Magic for shit. Mario is the king of glitching and fucking with the corporeal, but King Boo is dead, and so is incorporeal. Mario has nothing to glitch through or interact with, so hes fucked, whereas Luigi has a toolkit to work with that.

N-NANI!?

It's a color glitch, calm down

This.

I still don't get it. Of course he became Hammer Bro Mario. He caught the item for it.

>headcannon

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The haunted house level has a softlock in the pal version of the game if you speak to mimi in 2-2. The game crashes and the wii can not be turned off you have to litreally unplug the wii to reset the console.

UNLIMITED POWER

Sounds like a creepypasta.

I thin the real weird shit is:
>Yoshi eats flower
>But power-up is gained by Mario instead

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this will never not be funny

>yoshi dying in smbw2 and mario getting raised by koopas is the answer to peace in the mushroom kingdom

an even better one than this, if yoshi has a key in his mouth, and you die from running out of time above the keyhole, it activates it and finishes the level when you fall on to it

A symbiotic relationship, perhaps?

I don't get it

Hey, can someone post more? I'm hoping to expand my collection. Thanks!

Wholesome

Really activates the almonds

>Ewan McGregor
Bro that's Liam Neeson

haha

This is cursed, it's like the ending of Truman's show.

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In the end who was Mr. Gay?

Glitch aside, this part made me laugh my ass off as a kid.

Makes you wonder why they kept it for SMG2, or why it slipped through in the first place. Or what chucklefuck slipped it in.

Haha just... just imagine the smell haha

Pay no mind to these posts user
In addition, please remain in your current location. A preservation unit is being sent to your location as we speak.

It's a RAM hack.

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