UH OH! JOHN WICK IS COMING TO KILL YOUR FAGGOT ASS! THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PROTECT YOU IS THE LAST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER YOU PLAYED! WILL YOU SURVIVE?
UH OH! JOHN WICK IS COMING TO KILL YOUR FAGGOT ASS! THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PROTECT YOU IS THE LAST VIDEO GAME...
William Reed
Robert Reyes
>Played Okami
He wouldn’t
Adam Evans
I played as a nameless entity in Space Engine. But that entity can move with up to 326,000,000 lightyears per second. So I think I'm good.
Zachary Nelson
I think they'd be friends.
Zachary Davis
Funky Kong would absolutely fuck him up
Nolan James
Im ded
Kayden Kelly
>tfw last game i played was doom 2
granted it was Project Brutality.
Brody Ross
He better watch out for those wrist rockets
Colton Jenkins
>Lo Wang
Fuck yes. I always die in these type of threads, but not this time.
Ethan Morales
Joseph Fisher
>my Starbound character I dropped an hour in because this game sucks fucking ass
no
Benjamin Diaz
Krieg from borderlands 2
Thomas Green
Buy his game.
Grayson Perez
Uh
Asher Scott
Same
>it was GZDoom
Christian Ortiz
>myself in gran turismo
he stands no chance when my mustang smells pedestrian blood
Evan Sanchez
>Man who can fall five stories and survive vs man who can die and survive
Sebastian Morales
Im not too worried
Brody Wilson
Can John boy cross hundreds of traps while being blasted with magic?
Robert Green
Depends on what pickups she got
Anthony Hughes
>Kiryu
His stupid bullshit aura makes all the bullets in Wick's guns into rubber, then I think Kiryu has the advantage in hand to hand.
Blake Smith
>bowfag in mordhau
if he has my aim we're fucked
Isaac Moore
i unironically want his armor get from the first game.
Nolan Watson
>Katana ZERO
He wouldn't even see it coming. John Wick's honestly really weak as far as fictional one-man armies go. I swear to God, a car manages to somehow sneak up on him and run him over literally every film.
Andrew Russell
John Wick always wins. Fortnite John Wick loses most of the time. Not a contest.
Aiden Peterson
I dunno chief, i think they would end drinking coffee and sharing killing methods
Dominic Gomez
>Has been stuck in distant worlds, universes and other places for years without end
>Has spent almost every second killing those who try to stop him from getting home.
Yeah I'm good.
Ian Williams
>keanu
epic bro!!!!!
I love this rich person XD
Cameron Hall
>K. Rool
I mean, IIRC crocodile skin is immune to small arms fire. Which is neat
Owen Peterson
UH OH! THE REDDIT KEANU POSTERS ARE HERE! QUICK, POST THE LAST TRANNY YOU JERKED OFF TOO! THEY WILL HAVE TO PROTECT YOU FROM HIM!
EDIT. OMG THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD! THIS COMMENT REALLY BLEW UP HUH??
Austin Kelly
>fully decked out caleb with all the weapons
i bet wick cant dodge a voodoo doll
Lucas Morris
>a car manages to somehow sneak up on him and run him over literally every film.
I think it's a running joke at this point.
Liam Adams
>Raiden in MGR
feeling good about my chances actually
Levi Collins
Not even a challenge
Hudson Torres
Are you implying Yea Forums actually plays games?
Robert Baker
Gene would Dragon Kick his ass into the milky way
Charles Wilson
Mirana
I mean she would just hit him with an arrow and ult, I don't think john wick carries dust.
Matthew Harris
>The Postal Dude
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME
Brandon Scott
Jager kicks ass, but Wick eats shit like this for breakfast. I'm basically fucked.
Dominic Diaz
>level 18 cleric-necromancer with 3 different instant-death spells, army of skellingtons and resurrection
Johnny is going down, good thing last game I played was Pathfinder.
Joshua Cox
I played Isabelle in Smash so maybe a cute dog will stop him from trying to kill me.
Parker Baker
forgot image
Jason Price
Kayle from LoL
Gg
Owen Price
>bunch of lowlifes from the Kenshi wasteland
I'm going to miss you guys.
Colton Turner
yosh
Cameron Phillips
Reddit get out
Carter Garcia
>john wick
more like john ick
watch some real keanukino
Matrix, Constantine, Devil's Advocate, the list goes on...
Christopher Hill
>Constantine
user...
Ethan Thomas
Nigga, I remember participating in a similar thread in 2006, I even remember the character I replied with because I played Blood Money back then.
Levi Evans
>john ick
>not john wack
Your shitposting skills are lacking.
Also
>Constantine
Jaxon Johnson
>chrono trigger
ride the epoch to the end of time or to another time and live out the rest of my life safe in the knowledge that he can't time travel
Brody Lopez
Nolan Sanchez
>Constantine
Really? You could've just said Bill & Ted.
Blake Young
Holy shit lol
Jeremiah Miller
Yeah I'll be fine.
William Baker
>lvl 9 Hunter
We're dead
Also, is deadbolt a good John Wick simulator? Or it's just a meme
Carson Morris
Gorion's Ward as a min/maxed fighter/mage with stop time and stoneskin. I'll be fine.
Benjamin Richardson
>Doom Slayer
Yeah.
Christian Nguyen
based and dantepilled
Brayden Butler
ElDewrito so a Spartan II. I think I'll be good.
Joseph Johnson
>Not Important from Hatred
No. In fact I'll be dead before John Wick even gets there.
Nathaniel Myers
>MGS2 Snake
It would be kino, that's for sure
Charles Martinez
brainlet action plebs
Asher Williams
Jose Davis
Same!
Isaiah Rogers
>> Maybe
Jaxon Thomas
my factorio character
>acid/explosive/fire resistant power armor
>portable fusion reactor powered quad-exoskeleton
>submachine gun with 300 mags depleted uranium ammunition
>99 grenades
>17 nuclear bombs
>2.4MW personal laser defense
If I don't survive, we all die.
Nathan Morris
>void bastards
It's a one hour in character, it can't do shit right now. Goodbye then.
Jace Miller
>The fucking chex marine
John wick is as good as dead.
Anthony King
you sound like you suck your girlfriends dick
Gavin Anderson
He would probably kill his other dog.
Xavier Garcia
Yeah, she's got it.
James Myers
on second thought, im dead
Brody Perez
my BF1 lad
Bentley Adams
I think I’m good.
Luis Gray
>Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Well, I don't really know who would win
Michael Long
Threads like this is why I play Kirby regularly.
Colton Lee
Eggs > Bullets
Luke Parker
I think Lo Wang would win this one.
Andrew Campbell
>Mega Man equipped with the robot master weapons from 10
I think my ass is grass
Isaiah Rivera
>Katana Zero
I'll be fine if Zero doesn't kill me himself.
Brandon Gonzalez
Would be the gunfight of the century.
Anthony Young
fortnight john wick vs john wick.
hmm??
Jonathan Martin
Yeah, I think so. All the purity and king fu training of John Wick, but also with Judo grapple training. I think I'm good.
Charles Russell
>not liking constantine
Charles Peterson
Shsdowrun MC who is basically John Wick but with cyberware at this point. I'm good
Brandon Rodriguez
Tekken characters do not fear bullets.
Asher Gutierrez
>Artemy Burakh
He'll drown the town in blood and him with it.
Owen Brooks
Umm
Caleb Morgan
Think I'll be safe
David Lewis
We're going to Applebee's after this
Hudson Hill
my wow pally is a huge slut she would make him lick her feet
Elijah Phillips
based and l33tpilled
Angel Miller
L337 and SAS are the best player classes, anything else is shit tier
Ayden Price
no big deal.