At what age did you grow out of Zelda?

>if non-whites exists in porn it’s cuckoldry
Im going to piss on your wife

>growing out of a series
>but still plays video games

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Unbased. Afrobull even posts here.

I wish Nintendo would make a normal console so I could play their games again.

>A girl will never be this eager to see your dick
>A girl will never ask you gleefully to pull out your dick because she's horny as fuck.

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I don't get why people are excited for BoTW 2? It looks like the same shit as BoTW 1 which was mediocre at best. I've never been more unhyped for a 3D Zelda.

I always hated the Zelda series. Some music is alright though
Minish Cap has the best OST.

make more money and your odds will improve

doesn't matter, even if one would she'd never be this cute and a 3DPD whore
invest in AI and android technology

I'm 23, the point at which I grow out of Zelda is probably the point where I grow out of video games all together.

I'd be embarrassed as my dick is small.

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Nigga you post here and I hate your guts

just buy a huge strap on

I've never played a single LoZ game, but everyone tells me to play OOT, one of this days I will give it a try for sure.

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same

what would the point of that be, now you have to fuck her and not even nut?

>28
fucking pleb.
I grew out of Zelda at 15 because I found the superior LoZ waifu

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At 62.

do you have a better workaround user

Based Boomer.

>start going though some old loz games i liked when i was a kid
>they're still good

>start going through twilight princess since i never played it
>the game is a chore
>game focuses on a boring plot instead of exploring and dungeons like other zeldas did
>tries to make me care about hideous characters that have no personality
>those shitty-ass item fetch wolf sections that exist only for padding
>give up around death mountain because i can't stand it anymore
>realize the rest of the games after it are even worse

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>implying anyone on Yea Forums plays videogames

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> he gave up at the second dungeon
I know it's not the best, but come on. That's where it gets good.

I need some sauce on this Zelda.

If I pull it out will you suck?

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You're a pleb, Medli is the true LoZ waifu.

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I'm not going to suffer through a terrible plot the game shoves in my face and go on a bug easter egg hunt with Wolf Link every time I enter a new area for the sake of some good dungeons. I can play other Zelda games for good dungeons and without the bullshit.

Thats a big penis

happy girls are my fetish

which is unfortunate because i make everyone around me miserable

I never was into her, but I liked skyward sword's Zelda.

For you

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Happened to me.
I miss her.

I didn't grow out of Zelda. Zelda turned into not Zelda with whatever Breath of the Wild was.

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My last Zelda before breath of the wild was links awakening on gbc when I was in the 7th grade. It was in 98. I tired breath of the wild for the first time 2 months ago when I bought a Wii U for $100. I beat it last week. I probably will never play another Zelda game ever again.
It was interesting how they traded in a lot of the western influences for japanese stuff like dragons and temples. But the anime trope shit was a huge turn off.
6/10

Never did. A five year wait for the turd that was Skyward Sword killed my passion for the series. I'll get around to BotW one of these days, maybe that'll spark it back up.

by simply avoiding all sexual encounters due to being cockshy

I have never played a zelda game

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Makes sense for a dumb frog poster.

Around the time of Wind Waker on Gamecude so 16 probably.

This. I just jerk off to the cute girls now.

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seething nintendy

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I didn't. Zelda just stopped being Zelda. So I don't care, anymore.

>my dick is pathetically tiny soft (1-2in)
>decent-ish size erect at 5.8-6in in length
I just say to myself that I just have an efficient dick that goes away when not needed. Still leaves me depressed as fuck when I take a piss though.

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>>decent-ish size erect at 5.8-6in in length
>decent
brother... most girls got vibrators bigger than that

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Only ever played Twilight princess and even then I never bothered to even get half way through.
Maybe one day i'll download Dolphin and finish it

>At what age did you grow out of Zelda?

I haven't been a fan since I admitted to myself that the second one sucked.

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Literally no one on earth cares about how big a dick is soft other than the guy who owns it. Stop making yourself feel bad for no reason.

If serves you at all, I'm around 7.3 inches and virgin at 29.

Why do you need to "grow out"? Gonna sit in a bar with normies, drinking shitty beer watching boring fucking football? Is that what you call "growing up"

Afrobull is white.

>I'm around 7.3 inches
you fucking midget

Yes. Have sex.

well if you make it past the first few hurdles the last one won't be an issue for you

Why do people like this design of Zelda? Her face looks fucking off.
And I though SS Zelda's nose problem was worse.

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user pls. That is the exact point OP is trying to troll with. He is saying Zelda is for kids and always was.

You could make the same thread asking at what point did you grow out of playing games?

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This. If you dick doesn't look like pic rel you're not worthy.

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Twilight princess was 18.

Nintendo hasn't made a good zelda game since mm.

I played binding of isaac which feels more zelda than modern zelda

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Finally I'm a big boy and now my mom is dead I can wipe my own boomboom and I don't have to play zeldyweldy anymore

I don't even know if I've grown out of it or am just fatigued by it in general. I was a massive Zelda fan since I played it on the NES and have played most every game since. I never played skyward sword, and I've yet to play BotW. I own both a wii and a switch.

I want to grow inside Zelda if you know what I mean.

If your dick looks like that you should seek medical attention.

>29
Why haven't you died yet?

never cared about her until i started looking at porn of her a few months ago

this jean grey is so fucking hot

When I was 10 lol zelda is for kids and always has been, Majoras mask isnt even scary or dark theres like no blood. This thread is sad, sage.

Never. I'm 28 too.

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lazy bait, heres your reply

Ironically this is the kind of thing that would be used in those split second TFS solar flare images.

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Unironically one of my favorite western smut artists.

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MGTOW bro women suck

I'm fucking Asian and while I do have some self-esteem issues because of it (somewhere between 5-5.5 when erect and 2.5-3 when softI think) I try my best not to get sad by it. Watching one too many porn fucked my way of thinking man. Better watch out for it too.

If my uncle manages to marry a Russian chick, so can I when I get to marry a French QT.

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All I want is a girl who casually tells me to whip out my dick in front of her face and occasionally has me jack off to her/cum on her face/clothes/breasts.

Does Yea Forums just do this for literally every artist now?

>every cucktist

The Zelda series is dead because of zoomers

Twilight Princess Zelda is my favorite. I found an ASMR girl that looks like her and beat off to her a lot.