Play the Sims 4

Ever played Tomb Raider?

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I am.

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shoot for trespassing. 100% Legal in my province.

I would pick her up and carry her into the bed room for some you-know-what! Hubba hubba!

Eat her (out). She's in the fridge right?

is that supposed to be that chick who does all that weird shit like pour baked beans all over herself for money?

cut the body into pieces and dispose of it

Call the hospital because she probably asphyxiated herself.

You saved me a bunch of time, Thank You.

You didn't play The Sims 4, now you have to face the consequences user

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Knock her out and then creampie her

Does she do any hardcore?

stupid ass clown world shit

Not yet

why do hardcore when you can get thousands of dollars from betas to do stupid shit like that on camera?

Put her in the microwave

She got her braces removed so half her power is already gone, it's only a matter of time.

No, she receives a quarter of a million dollars a month for doing stuff like this

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I agree, still had to ask just in case.

Women are fucking retarded, reminds me some pornstars getting plastic surgery for no reason and ending up losing their appeal

Lock it

I gotta admit Im kinda into the knife thing

she never will
she makes over 100k per month

Post tray files plz

If I had it I would.

I can't stand this. I hate it all.

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Only if there’s a mod that can give me the Pierce Brosnan experience

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Someone post the goblin without makeup

close it because im having ironic weeb delusions

They did add a secret agent job path recently. So James Bond?

Superior sims-ified waifu inbound

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make sure she didn't eat my eggs
then make her eat all of them

barf

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Pierce always looks so happy. I wonder if he was a chubby chaser and secretly pushed his wife to get fat so he could get in on some hoggin action.

I have been. Got a repack a couple weeks ago and been having a surprising amount of fun. Basement drugs and wicked whims create a pretty funny combination.

It's funny to think she gets paid 50x as much as girls that get rough fucked in the throat and asshole all day

Why does porn even still exist

Do braces hurt your dick?
I have never gotten a blowjob from a girl with braces.

patrician

They go on your teeth, not your dick.

Nah. If you feel the teeth almost at all, she's bad at it.

I recognize this tranny

>Why does porn even still exist
because women are retarded

More like husbando

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They definitely can if you're big. I got blown by a girl around my age when I was 13 and she couldn't open her mouth all the way so she kept scraping my dick with her teeth. Shit hoyt!

Get the fuck out of my fridge!

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holy shit I'm dying

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Facepalm at myself for not cutting up in pieces before storing the body

I thought you said you would leave us alone after the game was no longer free
Go away

I'm not the same guy. I just secretly wanna see if anyone dumps the tray files.

youtube.com/watch?v=DjlOEhUr4Ys

I want to punch her in the face, but her booty is ridiculously good

>Forcefeed Another Day

If she had a dick every single one of you would be all over her.

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is that top a cc? link?

Well I never!

And?

Goldengain

like her PUSY
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

jesus that's disturbingly accurate

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Considering how poorly it went last time....

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You don't need a mod, it's actually really easy to get fat in Sims 4. Just make your guy with high metabolism, marry someone and just stop them when they try to exercise (food in game has calories and it stacks up, and exercise is the only way to reduce the number). You can also fill the fridge with cakes and other high calorie foods to speed up the process.

My favorite thing to do in Sims 3 was to search the exchange for keywords like "myself" and "simself" and download all the female ones. Then I'd populate a neighborhood with them and play as the guy who impregnates them all. There's something really satisfying about knowing that some girl was tweaking every detail to look as much like themselves (or an idealized version of themselves) as they could, all so they could virtually have my babies.
Super fun game.

Lmao. Imagine being a porn star in 2019 when you could just do shit like this and get x20 the amount of money.

>you now remember chinman

I AM WELDING DIS DOAR

iToddlers btfo

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>food in game has calories and it stacks up, and exercise is the only way to reduce the number
remember when I found it out, my sim just gave birth and I noticed how chubby she became because during pregnancy all she did was eating and watching tv

Why is her mouth shaped like that?

Capitalism is good

Doing shit like this only works if you're young and attractive

you can be middle of the road in looks and still get paid for porn

Devs don't understand how the human body works

we're warmblooded and need to maintain a high body temperature, that means our body has to constantly burn calories (and for general maintenance as well, not just temperature stability)

This means by sitting on your ass doing literally nothing for 24 hours you'll burn 1000-2000 calories

excercise coincidentally is really fucking bad at burning calories, or to put it another way your body is stupid efficient. A 1km run might only burn 100 calories, the same as you can get from a single oreo cookie.

The best way to get rid of fat is to increase the maintenance costs of your body by increasing muscle mass, while also reducing caloric intake

Is this the game with the crazy patch notes?

is there an equivalent for sims 4?

No that was Sims 3

theres a gallery you can use to download sims in a similar way, but it requires a legit copy (lol)

God, this world needs a reset. People pay for this.............................................

>quarter of a million dollars a month
I mean not my money but holy fuck dude...

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Imagine if this was your high school gf and she gave you sloppy blowjobs after band practice

Atleast post the webm with her spinning as the green haired elf. Boner fuel.

Imagine if you had a gf in high school

Imagine BEING someones gf.

That's like the craziest shit for me.
There are girls way cuter than her prolapsing their assholes with horsedildos for a fraction of the money.

YOU'RE ALL FUR-COAT, NO NICKERS, BITCHES!

I don't understand paying for porn, it's so mind bottling to me.

Just because people pay to make porn doesn't mean anyone actually pays to consume porn. Look at how BLACKED pays 3x or 4x the rate of most other sites in spite of the fact that they have almost no actual subscribers. The money just comes in from outside.

I would never spend a dime for porn but i'm grateful for all the buycucks that enable more whores for me to enjoy

Have sex

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Because of the braces. Braces hurt like hell, so people with them develop odd shaped mouths to avoid touching them.

Yes yes makes you wonder why (((Greg Lansky))) funnels half of his TUSHY money into a site that doesn't generate revenue.

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god i love braces and that stupid mouth shape
what is that even called
my crush in highschool had one just like it

UPSTAIRS TO BEDTIME, CHILDREN

I have failed, but this is fine, this is just another chance to create my perfect masterpiece

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I recently checked a reposetory of all her Patreon content and it's like, the tamest stuff ever. The kind of stuff you can see for free on instagram.

Crazy that people pay her.

>she will be old and busted by the time she shows off even a nipple or vagania, or even thing about doing hc stuff
What a fucking waste of good wank material

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>it's so mind bottling to me
>bottling
craft beer fag

>No braces
I'll pass

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Well, it's a game and all you really need is a reliable way to both lose and gain weight, make sure the characters don't gain/lose too much unintentionally and have perks such as High Metabolism and Active work as intended. Basing the system around TDEE would just make things unnecessarily complicated, and we do live in a world where a huge number of people just can't wrap their heads around CICO.

>His smile and optimism: gone

>money just comes in

Ad revenue

Only really lonely/desperate/degenerate guys actually pay for porn in the internet age. Ethots make their money not by being sexy or slutty (well, they usually are but they don't have to be), ethots sell fake attention basically. Some lonely guy in his basement is paying for a hot girl to acknowledge his existence and give him a moment of kindness basically. Sex is basically just an extra for ethots.

I'd toss her out. Bitch ruined my fucking groceries

Not saying its impossible but holy fucking shit do you have a source for that? 250k in a YEAR would be alot for doing this sort of shit. Hell even 500-750k would be more believable.

>Zimmerposting on Yea Forums

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It's because she looks like jailbait

kill it

I've been playing Sims since the original. I always played for a week or two every 4 months ot so.

It stopped with 4. They literally killed the only EA game that I actually played, I can't bring myself to boot up that garbage. The Sims 3 is superior in every single way but fuck playing Sims 3 in current year

I am repulsed beyond description.

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Sims 3 ckuld have been the GOAT sims if only EA hired competent coders. Hopefully someday they revisit the open world idea.

He's exaggerating; there's not really a way to calculate how much money they make via patron unless they display it and that's not even considering what money she makes on Instagram/youtube. The one website that I found that even attempts calculating patron has her at a monthly range of $4k-$58k so I don't really think it's that accurate.

Unfortunately Patreon locked away a lot of their numbers two years ago, so it's all guesswork and "analytics" now.

But for instance you can look at graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators/adult-photography open any given woman's profile, then look back two years, and the general trend is that one patron = $10 to $40 a month.

Belle has 3200 patrons. A lot of them might well be paying $1 a month, but some are definitely in the $2500 package. So it's all a shot in the dark, but it's almost definitely in the six-digits-per-month range.

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I have only 2 problems with Sims 3:
The terrible looking faces, and the incredible memory leakage. You would think that was something that would've been fixed over the lifespan of the game, but I guess it was too baked into the game by then.

>ywn be a cute meme egirl making bank from lonely guys

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Turns out all you need to be rich is to have an ass and make some fucking stupid meme face.

Contrarian opinion for Yea Forums but: I mean if she's some minor celeb, and people are willing to give her that money for being semi lewd, then I guess that's deserved?
I personally don't care for it, apart from maybe one or two drooly ahegao faces,
But hey, if people are willing to pay for that, I think she should take advantage of that as long as she can. Nobody's gonna care when she's 40, so fuck it. If I could make thousands of dollars sending pics of my ass I'd fucking do it.

God I wish that laptop was me

I once recognized him just by a pic of his asshole

Felt weird

Old and busted.

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based and piercepilled

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How many surgeries and procedures has this person gone through?
Not only that, but her face is clearly covered in like a 3-4 millimeter thick layer of makeup

Is that bonbi?

Come on, Yea Forums, don't tell me you WOULDNT...

Upload her.

...

i would put her in the oven

why not, but only if i can beat the shit out of her afterwards

I picked this up when it was free, seems less fun than 3, I guess I liked the larger 'world'. I'd probably play it more but I can't go more than an hour or so without my character bugging, so it just gets tedious. I expect better from a gamerout for a few years.

Imagine being a friend of hers before she blew up.
>Normal friend that you hang out with
>They start to get more and more interested in their online persona
>Still hang out but their personality's completely fucked from all the attention they've gotten online
Poor fucking people

who else could it be?

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